STAR WARS

I cringed at the color grading

Well... yeah. For a moment my nerdscreams drowned the moaning of my wife lol. Of course that was quickly fixed by a full penetration by the black bull ;)

I came and started farting

> emotionless psychopathic plank of wood actress

To be fair she does make a better sith.

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Now not being able to act actually suits the role.

Fuck off SHILL

All nu wars is faggot shit.

cringe

any new reaction from this bloke?

Why is her face so greasy?

longneck

Who inflated this guy to piss him off?

youtu.be/NepcvPq0HP4
Get excited for next product.

Is that sore ever going to heal?

It kinda made sense but looked stupid at the same time. What do you call that?

Nope. I let out a derisive snort.

WHY DOES IT LOOK GOOD THE INTERNET TOLD ME STAR WARS WAS DEAD

Stuff in there could be cool but I feel like it was presented in the most anti-hype way possible.

Fuck off shill

>uhh shill lmao

It's a switchblade....nothing is a bigger symbol of stupid than muh lightsaber duels

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Are we still talking about this?

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KYLE KATARN

Remember when lightsaber used to be an elegant weapon?
This is just clunky bullshit.
The real Jedi are dead.

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I like Ridley's butt cheeks

>giving a shit about disney wars

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Cheap gimmick.

Damn nigger all day with this. Fuck off, shill

They are THAT desperate to give her at least some kind of character after 2 movies?

Jesus Christ, how can somebody be so right for so wrobg reasons?

"""""""""""""""""""""toxic"""""""""""""""""

toxic , ie. people who voice an opinion that he doesn't like

Il laughed so much.

youtube.com/watch?v=infZSKB5L9I

>Interesting, well-developed characters? No
>Logical, compelling, original narrative? No
>Decent dialogue? No
>Devoid of obnoxious political messaging? No
>Another dumb, gimmicky lightsaber design? Yes
*Tears of joy*

Take it back.

I can already picture the janky FMV cutscenes

This is obviously misdirection and bait. It will be in the movie for 15 seconds as a 'what if' dark side manipulation.

"guess what, I'm ebil now"

JJ cannot do anything original, 100% this is a rehash of the scene with Luke in the cave on Dagobah.

how can someone piss off basically everyone on the internet? Nobody likes Dobson, from the left or right, everyone just hates the fucker

Not in a positive way for sure.

That was fast.

You wish.

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there are leaks ?

If it was Johnson directing that movie I would be sure that it's just a convulated situation where she happened to have to wear that cloak and use that saber because there's really nothing that makes you a bad guy for using them. JJ on the other hand is another kind of retard that don't mind using symbolic things but cannot understand the deeper meaning they have (just as Rian is a retard that believes symbolic writing is superficial writing ), it's just going to be an equally idiotic situation that would negates itself as the movie goes on.

>this trailer is actually kinda passable
>final shot looks like a shitty fan edit meme

It's like falling and breaking both your legs and hands just before crossing the finish line.

youtube.com/watch?v=B886b8fe9AA

Its kinda funny how he conditioned himself to like that piece of shit movie so hard he is willing to hate anything that might outshine it.

Also how he calls others fanboys while doing all that.

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IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT STAR WARS AND SEE POISON

mfw

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it's shit
but is it actually any more shit than what you expected?

this shot is fucking awful. why is JJ so bad

I wish daisy ods

8mm? It's Super 8, moron

I know I've watched this movie, yet I barely remember anything from it.