/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Forza Football edition

>Lap:
#4349

>Countdown to the Liberty Marina GP:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 104 (+18)
VER : 85 (+26)
PER: 66 (+12)
RUS: 59 (+10)
SAI: 53 (+15)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 157 (+33)
Red Bull: 151 +38
Mercedes: 95 (+18)
McLaren: 46 (+0)
Alfa Romeo: 31 (+6)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News
VER LEC SAI
The rain was a lie

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USA USA USA USA USA USA

gimi

>jorj admitting that he fucking hated the track

oh boy oh boy oh boy
this makes me happy

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>Oh yeah, definitely
KWAB

Maxx is so hot , homo

Can't wait for Mercedes' Spain upgrades to do absolutely nothing

>Track stimulates wet conditions even in the dry
I kneel, burgerbros

Bailey Jays strong and oozing aura reached AMX, giving him the strength to WIN
BLESS YOU BAILEY JAY

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None of these kids would stand a chance against me in k1 speed. Max has it made racing against non talented rich kids and fags.

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picrel is all of us yurofags coming together to hate the us

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Bye.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>j-just a 20hp deficit
R-right guys?!??

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy_T._Ribbs
>William Theodore Ribbs Jr. (born January 3, 1955) is a world renowned interviewer, retired American race car driver, racing owner, and sport shooter
which one of you guys was this?

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>"Florida man caught interviewing F1 drivers"

this was a terrible track and it's all because Netflix lied about F1 so soulless americans can take selfies at the venue
friendly reminder they are scrapping Spa for this

I think every driver hates this track. Perez called it a joke

danica seems based last race she was on she sounded dead inside

>COTA
>MIAMI
>LAS VEGAS
One GP was generous enough but three? Something needs to be done.

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missed the race, lads. did the meme chicane provide memes?

we won

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sucking her penis is like eating a pussy. it's not gay

>choonks and choonks
The U never fails to break through affected accents

time for the post-race fap
thankfully I've collected plenty of material during the race

gimi

Germanicus only mistake was not to eliminate every single one of you barbarians.

Gonna need a new formula for the /superfast/ juice

>jorj just 7 pts behind pincho

Jorge shitting on the track
Basado

holy fookin shit boys... Fabienne and Marta are so ripe and fertile looking

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since it reached bump limit i'll say it again
there'll be a time where Edd will have to give Hamilton a 1 rating and Max a 10 rating

it's not only that, they can't recoup the lost time on the straights during the race as they struggle with the softer the tyres are during slow turns

holy fucking shit hes aging 30 years per racing weekend

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one of them will get cancelled after there is a shooting

finally someone that gets it

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spa has gravel now, f1 can't risk total exposure of its 20 drivers

charles cuckitini

kek

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>drop Memeami and Vegas
>upgrade Watkins Glen
>?????
>PROFIT

>toto's face when talking about ludwig getting fucked by the safety car

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Sky Sports F1 just won a BAFTA award for their coverage of the 2021 Abu Dhabi GP

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>SC prediction was wrong because a VSC into a SC only counts as 1 SC
I got ROBBED

the updates for spain better be good ffs, i'm afraid i might slip and anhero myself at some point

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>Countdown to the Liberty Marina GP:

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>Something needs to be done.
just have them be on decent tracks, it'll be a good start

>perez has the slightest problem in a race, thing that are out of his hand
/f1/: SOMAO EXPOSED POOREZ NUKE MEXICO SHITER GASLI IS BETTER
fuck you faggots

no homo

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we need /superDUPERfast/ now

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Most teams are bringing upgrades at Barcelona, yes?

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How does he keep doing it?

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Yeah this race went completely sour for me after Migg's fuck up

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boys why the fuck is it this low?

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He did choke with his lunge though.

its not just yuros

i blame bad bunny curse

Im the owner of CortDAO I paid for them also to come to my hotel room

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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can Ferrari realistically even close the performance gap?

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Because he still scored points

the novelty wore out, now he's just fading into irrelevancy

upgrades don't do shit

did anyone else kek out loud when sainz was visibly disgusted by the interviewer and refused to even look at him?

he's already been exposed

>this happened after KING GEORGE refuses to pit at his engineer's order
Little bit of kino narrative right there.

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I was so close, but so far.

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uoooooooooooooooo mick lost again uooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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No, It's over

He finished in the points

Edd Straw, The Race. Driver ratings for 2022 Miami Grand Prix
>Verstappen 8/10
He destroyed his car in free practice, berated his engineer and then threw away an easy pole lap in the fastest car. In the race never had to push to the limit as the superior tyre cooling and top speed gave him an easy advantage.
>Leclerc 8/10
In a draggy car managed a scruffy but good enough pole. In the race he was pushing hard but couldn't manage an overtake
>Sainz 7/10
Crash in FP1 and FP2, slower than Leclerc in qualifying, slower than Leclerc in race. He did well to keep his 3rd position
>Perez 4/10
Poor qualifying, couldn't find the performance his car had in the race, and ultimately failed to make a single move on fresh tyres at the end.
>Russel 10/10
No fault of his own for lackluster qualifying as Mercedes car had issues. Superb drive through the field and he beat his teammate. Incredible, otherworldy performance
>Hamilton 9.5/10
With the machinery he had and such bad luck in the race, this was the absolute maximum in the race and he aced it brilliantly

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can f1 recover from this race weekend cringe?

I feel many will be yet to realise it, but f1 died today.

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They are faster depending on the circuit

>that sex stare
who is the semen demon with the glasses?

i missed the race narrate it to me

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honestly even if the car is good on the straight, LEC and SAI can’t cope with the pressure. I just hope they get the win at Monaco for LEC and maybe a win at Monza to make this season useful for once

3 Years of waiting for a safety car advantage at Williams finally paying off.

KWAB

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unf

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lol, the only hope is for redbull to have engine issues

ferrari vs red bull is not interesting
mercedes need to fix their shit

AND HERE COMES MIG SCHUMA— OH NO THEY MADE CONTACT!

it was incredibly cringe and Im glad we're going to evropa the next time

f1 lost when Liberty Media took over. It will only get worse

Let's say he doesn't.
Sainz would've caught up later anyway.

Fuck off

>7 time world champion
>cant even decide whenever he should change the tyres or not

Exposed

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merc really never knew what they were doing.
All these years

Why do bongs have commercials for this?

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probably yes, but they need to build a decent low downforce package, otherwise we're gonna get FUCKED in Monza and that's a big no-no

>the novelty wore out, now he's just fading into irrelevancy
yeah it's this. Hamilton has basically become the Mad Men "I don't think about you at all" elevator gif to me now
youtube.com/watch?v=LlOSdRMSG_k

Perez had engine power problems

>speaking through her teeth: "stop the camera is on us"

I'm afraid horner is getting cucked bros

/mindbroken/
doesnt listen to his engineer (as seen in jeddah) and then blames his team

You think the entire team bangs her?

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AMX

also requesting pics or webms of it please.

maybe it died when they started pushing the gay and globohomo shit

I fucking hate these pseudo-street circuits. They're fugly and bad for racing.

8bins needs to lobby to FIA to put chicanes on straights if they're longer than 800 metres for "safety reasons". Otherwise it's over. They need peak downforce to be better on tyres but that kills the top speed

no
they sold $13k tickets for this shit
5 us races by 2030

far less than the number of circuits where straight speed wins the race

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>it's not the car
>it's not the car
>HE'S JUST REALLY GOOD OKAY HE DESERVED THOSE 7 TITLES

Would be higher if Bottass finished ahead of him.

>spent 15€ on meme bets
>another 10€ on bottas keeping 5th
oh well

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sky sports bros... why is there erectile dysfunction advertisement on formulino post race show....

gay

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i think she's more the caring mommy type
i bet she's super nice, she seems very gentle

stockholm syndrome: the post.

or maybe you never liked f1, you just liked bitching about hamilton winning

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the point of this scene was that don was thinking about it he just lied

Free use for the entire RB team

the fuck lol

It's the same incident for both, of course it counts as one SC.

With today's win, Verstappen has reached 23 career wins which ties him with Nico Rosberg and a certain Mr. Nelson Piquet
Next on the list is Juan Manuel Fangio with 24 wins
Today's win also puts Max at a 1.64 win per pole ratio which puts him above Jackie Stewart's 1.58

a girl i fucked had premature lactation and one night (before we had hooked up) she just straight showed me her tit when it was happening. you would have liked it

>performance gap
you mean the driver issues right?

Mindbroken by the porpoise

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absolutly disgusting that having him, a coloured driver wins so win titles was nothing more than a PR move to get the american market

based helmet

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>Fake Marina
>Mentally retarded interviewer who couldn’t stop saying baby
>Police-escorted parade aka WWE
>Joggerball helmets in place of the Pirelli caps
I knew I shouldn’t have stayed up for this.

AMXwinsLol
MiggKwabLol

>Lewis, do you want to pit for new fresh tyres, knowin you'd lose at most a few positions?
>Bono man, I don't know you're puttin me under a lot of mental fatigue

Drivers with a win-pole ratio of less than 1.25 are carbabbies

perez is just shit like always

I really don't care about these sorts of stats.

because he didnt suck massively today, others were worse
don't worry, there will be enough crymilton salt to mine this season

kill yourself

ALB/RUS for Mercedes 2023

He's somewhat right here, but what's hilarious about it is that he always questions, disobeys, or undermines the team when they DO tell him what to do and it doesn't work out perfectly.
He's like a fucking child.

At least introduce a low-downforce aero package for Monza

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