Where were you for the announcement of the Cheetos cinematic universe?

Where were you for the announcement of the Cheetos cinematic universe?

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A MODERN DAY WARRIOR
MEAN, MEAN STRIDE

Imagine the smell of a theater full of people that go to see a fucking cheetos movie on opening night

Fox Searchlight aka ‘we don’t care if this flops , it’s already a write-off’

>a biopic about the beaner janitor who invented flamin hot cheetos
>not a cgi clusterfuck starring animated cheetos
DROPPED

Two hours of a guy that suggested Cheetos be made spicy? Sounds riveting. I’m sure it’ll as big of a hit as that movie about the guy that invented windshield wipers

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Cast them

I don't get it

Why is she directing this? Is she part Cheeto or something?

>Thinking this is a joke
>It's actually real.

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It ain't easy being cheesy

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can't wait desu senpai

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do you think the movie will be cheesy

yes. perhaps dangerously so.

Man, what a shit state of affairs Hollywood has, movies about products that are literal advertisements.
We need to burn it all down.

I'd take a cheetos movie over a reboot at this point

did someone say cheese?

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I was thinking a movie about Chester Cheetah and his journey for Flamin Hot Cheetos. I was horrified. Then I learned it was just a biopic and was disappointed.

I used to get those temporary tattoo sheets from Toys R Us and one time they were out of Ninja Turtles so I got Chester Cheetah ones and put them on my butt.

Cool story bro

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cool trips bro

you sound like a fake fan I have Chester tattooed in my anus and it feels wonderful

based and cheesepilled

America must be destroyed

Just give me the cheese and no one gets hurt

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stop wasting helium, assholes. there's only so much of it on earth.

I bet that Cheeto In Chief is happy about that announcement!

TRUMP IS A CHEETO ROFL

What "snack" would you actually want a movie of?
Funyuns here.

reese's fastbreak no question

The moon got helium tho.

I'm putting together a team...

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Longoria sounds like the name of one of the kingdoms in a fantasy story about talking mice.

with credentials like this I'm sure it's going to be kino

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Hey dipshit, the exit bag doesn't work anymore. Modern helium comes with a small bit of oxygen. All that will happen is that you pass out, piss yourself and get brain damage

In Corpus. It's always seemed strange to me that although we're a fair-sized city she's about the only famous person we have whose name people in general seem to know.

They better sell special Flamin’ Hot snacks in the theater.

regal cinemas has cheetos popcorn

Does this really work?

I thought you said "up my butt" at first and had a giggle

Disappointing

My nigga.
Bugles. Remember those?

Try it, post results.

>pass the crab legs, bro

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Cool dubs bro

she obviously sucked some bigwigs dick who promised her a movie job
then he had to make up a shitty movie for her to direct

she's been tv directing for a while and producing too. she produced john wick i believe. it'll probably be shit but she probably got the job legitimately.

Cool singles faggot

Cool singles bro

Honey mustard and onion pretzel bites. It'll be an art house pseudo porno.

Disgusting choice there pal

munchos

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