That'll be $122.50, user

that's what I'm thinking. I haven't seen the movie in a while was it really >$100 for that much pizza?

Thanks, I got it sir.
Guys dinner is ready!

look at the nose

he cute

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It's $12 a pizza. That's pretty normal, but with the $5 deals today then you could get it for $50-60.

Yes, it wasn't until 1992-93 when large pizza chains figured out how to widen their profit margins by selling larger diameter pizzas, but thinner crusts and less toppings for a "cheaper" price.

Look at those lips. Mmmmm.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU LITTLE JERK!

You're late. I'm not paying for those.

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Was thinking the same thing.
>tfw no 19yo bf

have any of these delivery boys ever been raped in their pie hole while delivering pizza?

>giant fucking house
>planning trip to Paris
The family could easily afford it.

Do people really let delivery boys into their house

Through the front door no less. Don't Americans have a tradesman's entrance for such things?

>nearly $250 worth of pizza by today's standards
is pizza a meme?

One was murdered in my hometown and stuffed in his trunk

That's what happens when you get uppity about not getting a tip.

Lmao this guy doesnt have a delivery boy docking bay

Does pie hole in this context mean mouth or asshole

>(to the fake police officer) can I get you some eggnog or anything?
I thought Americans hated authority and would try to bait police onto their property to shoot them ...

Rich White Americans love the police.

>White
>Americans

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I dont have enough money. Do you want one of my kids???

>That'll be $122.50, user.
Plus tip

I don't tip.

Name a country that is mostly "pure".

Why didn't he get an M burned into his hand?

Woah, I didn't no Macaulay Culkin was in Home Alone!

i don't tip.
australian btw

They're white people on the outskirts of Chicago. They love white police officers (and if a cop is a violent italian psychopath all the better).

Why are tips expected even for shit service in America? I only tip for great service.

>100+ for pizza
Lmao

>12€ for a pizza
Do Americans really?

I guess they see it as charity for those who did shit at school.

Bhutan.

Now go fuck yourself.

Im feeding myself for $10 per week

sounds like the racist xenophobes in bhutan need diversity

Faggots need the rope

Oh yes user, even fucking Subway asks for tips

>Why are tips expected
Because tipped positions aren't required to be paid minimum wage so cheap aas corporations make the consumer pick up the bill for paying their workers a wage.
>DUR DAT SOUNZ LIEK A WAGEKEK PROBLUM XD
And you sound like a vacuous shitpipe.

They can ask but what can they do it you don't give them shit?

Okay but if they want to make better money they should at least try and earn it. These people act like they're owed tips.

imagine if he was stuffed in his pizza crust instead haha

>DANCE WAGIE DANCE
Every job should pay a living wage. Full stop. Maybe if food service weren't so soul crushing and people weren't regularly stiffed tips even when they try their hardest they wouldn't be jaded half-assers.

Service wagies in the rest of the world manage.

Not every job is worth the arbitrary "living wage"

You know the pay when you take the job. It's not my fault you are only fit for carrying plates. As far as unskilled labour goes, that's pretty low on the ladder.

>Every job should pay a living wage
I agree. That is why I don't tip. I'm not being a jew. I am making a stand.

Service jobs are meant for teenagers.

My living wage is four bedroom house and two cars. Anything else is not living standard. Gib, cumrade, chop chop.

>carrying plates 15 feet is living wage worthy

Maybe people should give you a mandatory standing ovations every time you carry a plate.

This. Anyone over school age should have a proper job. If you're an adult stuck running plates as a career then you fucked up and it's not my job to bail you out.

>implying it's just carrying plates
>implying handing out menus and taking orders isn't back breaking labor

If your job doesn't pay a living wage how are you still alive?

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oh he got the tip alright

Why did John Hughes have Joe Pesci play both the burglar and the cop? What was he trying to say?

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Thank god i'm a neet so you bail me out with your taxes desu.

>dining out
>excellent with money

Also, wtf is "donations" is that an American thing?

I ate $19 worth of wendys last night, I'm fucking ashamed of myself

donations to israel

The duality of man

was this supposed to show how rich they are, by paying twice as much as anybody else for their pizza in their fuckhuge mansion?

.

Based vore fetishist

youtube.com/watch?v=dRe3fDpYYJM

>Ordered pizza for kino night
>You only have credits
>Delivery guy says cash only

Who was in the wrong here?

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He became a burglar to protest the cuts made on police salaries

Because his brother is a wealthy mafia man who can easily afford it and also is the one who ordered the pizza.

Still the funniest picture on the internet

Have sex

I'd tip more if he delivered it while naked.

why would you tip the delivery guy? don’t you pay for delivery already? what is he doing that demands a tip?

yes goy it’s the consumer’s fault!

>donations
They mean tips.

Possible they mean donations to 401k or ira or some other savings acct

Just tip them, you fucking kike.

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If you really think this way, then every underachieving person with voting rights would dub you the next Bernie Sanders almost immediately
You should run for office; I honestly think you’d do decently assuming you can strategically complain loud enough to the right people at a good pace

Lol, nobody is pure least of all a place between two immensely over crowded nations that are known for treating their neighbors like shit due to cultural reasons

What did the dad do for work?

Why don't americans just pay employees properly?

i said plus tip user
give it to me now

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>It's $12 a pizza. That's pretty normal
Even a large pizza with everything didn't cost 12 dollars in 1990.

A lot of times when you see absurd prices for things in movies, it's because Hollywood types literally have no idea how much shit should actually cost for normal people because California has an extremely high cost of living, just because most people out there are rich yuppies.

I feel like this is just shitposting bait, but knowing millenials and looking at their political candidates of choice it most likely isn't.

>just give them free money
>calls others the jew
Calm down Bernie.

Eagle-eyed viewers may notice that Joe Pesci not only portrayed wet bandit Harry Lyme, but the police officer checking up on the McCallister residence. Pesci was originally only cast for the latter role but after Danny DeVito dropped from the Harry role only weeks later,[3] Pesci was awarded the former as well.[4] On why they didn't reshoot the police officer scenes with a different actor so Pesci wouldn't be portraying two distinctly separate characters which may confuse viewers, director Chris Columbus explained that 20th Century Fox refused to pay $122.50 plus tip for more pizzas in reshoots[5]. When asked why they didn't just use empty boxes, Columbus became visibly confused and asked why the McCallisters would order a bunch of empty pizza boxes.[6]

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Blessed

If they cute

It was. I did the math and my local pizza shop sells large peporoni for $12 and plain cheese only costs $10 so by my math it would have been only roughly $110 today. So yea. They got ripped off pretty bad.

Congo, africa you know where I'm going with this

>people drinking milk with pizza
I was about to throw up

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I'm seeding myself for 10 chucks a fuck

>Full stop.
Back to twigger you nigger

yea. i never understood that either. people that drink milk with anything other than cookies are weird.

>Congo, africa
They're mostly mixed with other ethnic groups especially from west african countries. Africa is a really bad example because of the large amounts of diverse ethnic groups. It's like calling Vietnamese people Chinese