Aight, so listen up amigos. Carlos Mencia (pbuh) is a comedic legend and a hard motherfucker. He smokes big trees and fucks mad bitches and makes serious bank, yo. I've even seen Carlos (pbuh) beat up hecklers after his shows. Put those haters in the hosptial, and that's no lie. They were begging for mercy but he just laughed and kicked them to the curb with his steel-toed jackboots. Carlos (pbuh) is tougher than any of those pussies on "The Sopranos." Shit, if Carlos (pbuh) was a character on that shitty-ass show for immature "adults", it would be called "The Mencias" because he'd make Tony his bitch in the very first episode.
So let's have a nice constructive and respectful chat about what an all-around badass m-f'er Carlos (pbuh) is and how he'd kick the asses of these phony so-called tough guys on inferior television serieses. Haters and deet-dee-dees GTFO. The Punisher and his crew ain't got time fo yo shit. Negative comments will be deleted and trolls will be banned without exception.
Carlos Mencia > Tony Soprano
Shut up, Carlos. Don't make me get Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan is scared to face Carlos (pbuh) after what went down between them. He knows damn well that he fucked with a tiger and unleashed the devil himself. He shouldn't have called Carlos (pbuh) a joke theif, but now it's too late. He'll be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life. the Punisher never forgets an insult and he never forgives one either
Time to go back to the strawberry fields Carlos.
I mean joe Rogan didn’t do anything Carlos did it to himself
DEE DEE DEE
get out of my laboratory!
Shit, Carlos (pbuh) ain't no farm worker, he's fuckin rollin in pesos. He only does stand-up for the lulz, he makes more monies than you will ever see in your life, gringo.
Damn straight, son. Carlos (pbuh) is a self-made man, and Rogan owes his sucess to Carlos (pbuh). Rogan only got where he is today by holding onto Carlos (pbuh)'s coattails!
That's the truth! Carlos (pbuh) is harder than any of the characters on "the Wire." He knows what it's like to hustle and peddle his ass on the street, yo. Omar and Stringer ain't got shit on Carlos (pbuh). He a real G, yo. I heard he's even killed people IRL, too.
Wtf is wrong with you? Are you high or is it just mental illness?
I'm just truth-telling about a modern legend and all around demigod. Stick around, homes, you might learn a thing or two.
The parties that Carlos (pbuh) throws at his mansion are legendary. More A-list celebrities and Hollyweird big shits there than you have ever seen. Johnny Depp & Jack Nicholson & Marilyn Manson & Fred Durst & Dennis Hopper & Bob Segar & Sunny & Shar. You haven't lived until you've found yourself in a hottub with Carlos (pbuh), some blow and poppers, a box of Cuban cigarillos, and five or six bottles of the most expensive kind of champagne on the planet. Shit's wild, yo. Haters only hate Carlos (pbuh) 'cause they jelly of his lifestyle. They jelly af.
Once Carlos (pbuh) heard that a couple of haters were talking shit about him on an imageboard and it made his blood boil so he tracked them down sent them and email sayin I'M WATCHING YOU FUCKIN PENDEJOS SO KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF YOU EL STUPIDOS OR I'MA PUT THE SMACKDOWN ON YO CULOS. And they were scared and went to bed but one of them woke up in the middle of the night to jerk off. And while he was jerkin it, he looked out the window and do you know what it was that he saw?
It was... CARLOS (pbuh)!
So you alt right cuckboys and haters and Soprano fans better word the eff up and give Carlos (pbuh) the muthafuggin respect he deserves, or he will be pissed. And beleive you me: you do NOT want that. Not at all
What is going on here
I think Carlos Mencia is drunk. Mow my lawn you joke stealing beaner and I'll throw in a bottle of tequila on the house.
I'm layin down some sick tasty beats and praising the name of Carlos "the Punisher" Mencia (pbuh) of whom I am a passionate fan who has met him on several occasions. Carlos (pbuh) is the realest, most empathetic person I have ever conversed with. I shook his hand, and looked deep into his eyes and I saw the divine spark. Carlos (pbuh) is more than just a brilliant comedian (although he certainly is that); he is an emanation of the Comedic Godhead & a modern day St. Genesius, thrice scorned and crucified for our sins, yea, but rising again to put a song in our hearts. I salute him.
I'm not Carlos (pbuh), but you seem to think that I am for some reason and what's more, your not giving Carlos (pbuh) the honor that is his due. Show some goddamned respect or I'll ban you from this thread.
There is some kind of great fortune behind this. A mystical truth I can only find by analysing Carlos’ comedy, perhaps his only plagerism is that of ante deluvian truths, darks secrets lost to time
Sometimes Carlos (pbuh) takes his hecklers over his knee onstage (in his Italian leather suit) and spanks them with a riding crop! I have seen him do this many times! Imagine that happening to you, you would-be mockers and haters! You'd never feel like a real man afterwards, now would you? So don't fucking diss Carlos (pbuh).
Hell yes! You can learn a lot from Carlos (pbuh)'s monologues! Many times, he has imparted his wisdom unto me! I may not have a college education but I do have a Ph.D of Philosophy from the University of Carlos (pbuh)!
Carlos (pbuh)
You have threatened to ban people in the thread.
Is there a way to learn this power?
Is it related to carlos?
just isnt very good stuff mate
>Is there a way to learn this power?
Not from a joke thief.
Carlos (pbuh) has his finger on the BAN button right as we speak and he is cutting down motherfuckers right and left.
Show us the yellow sign Carlos....