Because it had the word...FAGGOT!!! in it

>Because it had the word...FAGGOT!!! in it.

Comedy's not dead bros. I haven't stopped laughing since this thing started

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Here's another idea that's going to be very controversial

OR...you could shut the fuck up

>haha faggots xD
>N-NOO STOP LAUGHING WHITE BOI OR I'M RUNNING AWAY HELP ME PAUL MOONEY!!

lol that sounds like a good one. i haven't gotten that far yet. he's just doing the Chinaman joke now

I found it hilarious when he asked the crowd a question and they responded with trump but then chapelle was like
>NO ITS YOU MUTHAFUCKAS

I like when he said all black people should legally buy guns so we can all have guns taken away

>I hated school too, it never occurred to me
>Kill everyone at school!
>it's fucking crazy
>have you tried skipping school, nigga? skip school!

this delivery is 10/10

Nah instead people like Dave join gangs

i watched it yesterday and i really liked it, i think it's the best one of chapelle netflix specials, going to rewatch next month

>WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF TRUMP GETS RE ELECTED?
>Get a tax break

Nah, people like Dave were to smart for that shit.

>black muslim is saying bad words
>liberals dont care
like pottery

Faggot

why would anyone care?

fag is a slur
free speech does not protect slurs

Mega/GD when?

I don't think you understand how that works.

>says jackson dindu nuffin
>says it doesn't matter if jackson diddu somefin because he could sing, dance and was famous
fucking dropped

You've clearly not seen the backlash. Get out of your bubble. Reminder it only just dropped.

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whole special was good but dave's nigerian impression was what got me

doesn't even show up on Netflix

Daphne Dorman is the transwoman he talks about in the epilogue.

POST A LINK YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS

Ill give you a torrent, but it doesn't have the epilogue

search engine chappelle sticks and stones putlocker

>liberals dont care

resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/

ENJOY

this shit wasnt funny

The resertra trannies are in multiple Dave threads here on Yea Forums seething lol

>blacks are victims of circumstance, don't judge gang members! Haha they sell crack to babies xD
>LMAO WHITE BOY Y YOU BEING VIOLENT? NIGGAS IS NEVER VIOLENT SON LMAO
lmao

I was wondering what the severe damage control was about. Someone said this special was corporate comedy while praising "you know you're a redneck".

Haha yes, only trannies hate based black men like Dave

It's like people forget they're watching a fucking comedy special and think they're listening to a podcast with genuine opinions. You have the awareness of an autistic child.

it's gold, you just don't have a sense of humor

Nah, you just think it's funny because Dave agrees that trannies are freaks. Which is true, but just agreeing with people on obvious points doesn't mean it's funny.

I think it's funny because it hit my funny bone. the timing and his mannerism when he said FAGGOT was top notch comedy. the joke i'm referring to wasn't even about trannies. it sounds like you are wildly and disproportionately reacting to the transexual jokes which came later. maybe you are a trans sexual yourself, ever thought of that? you ape.

>hit my funny bone
reddit

It's weird to have lived long enough to see conservative opinions save comedy.

>if i say some obvious shit with a surprised inflection people will think its jokes!
still 0 funny blacks. keep trying

Who do you agree with 100 percent in your life, just curious? Do you even share favorite colors, career aspirations, etc?

>can't say faggot because he's not a faggot
>can say nigger because he's a _______?

why? we want more guns in blacks hands. they are not killing each other fast enough.

I agree with the based black man. Haha white people are crazy!

Don't censor it, that's part of the joke.

youtube.com/watch?v=8Z4Xzt1By2I

>those fans

How can they be so unaware of who he was referencing? Either way, I'm gonna watch just cuz it has so many ppl mad.

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Cool deflection. Continue your rant.

>trips wasted on a seething /pol/fag
this is a dave thread faggot

> NOOOOOO WHY ARE BASED MUSLIMS ALLOWED TO BE HOMOPHOBIC

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It's on Netflix, you fucking asocial Incel

What are you gonna do? Run to Africa? faggot

>paying for the electric jew
eek

Haha I agree, it's good that muslims and blacks can say whatever they want. Don't say n-slur though, that's racist and hurts black people. Dave might have another panic attack

why do you care?

>Using Jewflix
Fuck off.

People are selective about what they get offended about, just like you're selective about what you shitpost over.

Why do you care?

>now you see, blacks aren't criminal, it was the crack
>fellow blacks, this is YOUR country too
>blacks saved this country, we will save it again
>OMG DAVE SAID THE F-WORD HE IS BAAAAAASED

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>Gibz me dat for free
lmao, you literally, unironically, 100% act like fucking niggers

Sure dave was in a gang

it's reverse pyschology. Right now the whites won't ban/establish gun controls because whities are the majority gun owners. Now imagine these how these racist will react once they find out that suddenly black people are owning guns legally en masse.

>OYYYY VEYYYY WHY WONT YOU PURCHASE MY PROPAGANDA!

KANGZ don’t pay for shit. Only paypig goys do.

i keep seeing clips. is it worth the watch?

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No but he's defended blacks that fall into that life, yet he thinks it's absurd when white people are violent.

When is this washed up nigger gonna od?

>>black muslim
dave chapelle is so pro-black he mated with some pinoy broad
that he refers to his hapa son as 'nigga' is just further proof of his cognitive dissonance

Dave is Muslim, that's common knowledge.

someone doesn't go to Resetera

seriously it's hilarious how salty they are right now with their high and mighty attitude

black people seem to use guns a ton for a group that doesn't seem to own many.

if you don't have thin skin yeah, and if you want to see someone famous absolutely rip on LBGTQ, and can handle jokes about poor white people on opioids, then yeah. You can tell he's getting to the point where he's become a cynical misanthrope like George Carlin.

Racism is bad, homophobia is good, that’s the difference. Yes, blacks commit more crimes on average but all of them are locked up.

lol you think resetera is mad about his whities jokes?

Good question. He never was funny either but boomers swear that he was the funniest person alive at one point. Honestly cringe af

user, why the fuck would I willingly go over there?

I don't even enjoy making myself mad on purpose anymore, I'm too fucking old for that shit.

>i'm a proud, arian man, i will steal this product
>WTF WHY DO THESE FUCKING NIGGERS STEAL PRODUCTS?
Lmafgao, the COPE

keyword "LEGALLY" dumbass ,you think those niggas bought their guns at Walmart?

Are you a literal retard lmao
>Racism is bad
Only against kangz

Fuck off fags and niggers are both equally trash.

So blacks are just criminals? I don't get how this helps your point, they still have lots of guns

apples and oranges
also piracy isn’t stealing

you have autism dude

>thin skin
How can Dave watch his special? He's got pretty thin skin himself, having a mental breakdown because a white boy laughed "too hard" at his comedy show

i get what you mean, but it's legit hilarious with the logic olympics and stretching they go saying allowing young kids to watch these are dangerous. hey if anything I hope they're right, fuck trannies and fuck faggots,let the kids grow up hating them.

everyone can see through to how pathetic you are

NRA was instrumental in helping blacks be armed. retard

Interesting argument but I think I’m going to have to agree with the other user because he doesn’t come off as a compete and utter faggot

I thought that you can't legally own a gun if you've been convicted of certain crimes or at least not get a concealed carry permit?

Time to abandon thread. The trannies are in an uproar and samefagging the shit out of this thread.

I agree, black people are never violent and only white kids turn to violence in difficult times. Dave is the great philosopher of our time.

where does this retarded stereotype that gun owners are all racists come from

Those niggers who bought guns illegally would never be able to own them legally, you festering shit head

black people bought guns because they live in the ghetto. white people buy assault rifles,glocks and pump-action shotguns because they like it for sports. and statistically, how many mass shootings are caused by white people?

I agree, how can you dislike based black comedians? He says faggot like the redpilled kekistanis!

>WHHATTT?! YOU DON’T THINK MY BLACK MAN FLAVOR OF THE MONTH IS BASED AND WOKE?!

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> chapelle is fotm
trying too hard kiddo

Black people in the ghetto buy guns to kill other black people. More mass shootings are done by blacks, they just say
>ITS GANG VIOLENCE NOT A REAL MASS SHOOTING

This was the most dull and tamed Dave chappelle shit I've seen in my life, you idiots hyped this up like he was going to call out Hollywood pedophiles while roaring of laughter or some shit, he just said faggot a few times and made fun of fags in the safest way possible. He didn't even bring up the kkk black dude skit he did years ago during his "Chinese stuck in a black body" body
Is stand up comedy really this neutered that this is considered a breath of fresh air and controversial?

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From the same skew POV that says black people are all dumb

except dave's not talking about the ghetto niggas, he's talking about regular black people to go buy out buy guns just to scare off the whities.

the way he wrapped that show up was kino of the highest magnitude

I've not watched any new chappelle material because I'm afraid it will disappoint and ruin my view of him.

will it?

I just want skinny awkward dave back

this was easily his worst special ive ever seen. And I loved every other Netflix special he did, even the ones others were lukewarm on

for fucks sake, he was basically recycling material from his early 2000s specials (MJ stuff)

Maybe i'll finish it one day but I shut it off about halfway thru

NRA helped blacks get guns, so I fail to see his point

But "whitey" knows blacks have them illegally already

who cares about gangbanger wannabes dying,what i care about are kids at fucking schools and other family friendly events.

If you want Facebook uncle tier “racism” and homophobia then go ahead and watch

No, you don't

He said legally

why the fuck would you care about someone else's dumbass kids getting shot for bullying some kid too hard

>being this willingly blind about white people culture about guns and mass shootings

okay kyle

>who cares about niggers
Me because I don’t want them anywhere near my family or friends. Get that through your thick empty skull coon.

Will we ever know what really happened that made him disappear? I'm assuming he was the bottom bitch in the Iceberg Slim story.

go watch your blue haired zoomer comics faggot

yes i do edgelords, now fuck off back to fapping to shadow and sonic fanarts.

I know. Why would whitey care about blacks buying guns legally (where they are tracked) when they already buy them illegally?

*instantly buys special*

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Your brain must be a barren place. I hope you don't own any guns

>the only way to defend based black man's awful argument is to shit on blacks
lmao you guys are great, blacks still do more mass shootings

>no u

No, if you did, you'd address the epidemic of single family homes or the over medication of people which cause such events instead of blaming an inanimate object

It's not even offensive, jesus christ, it's the safest stand up comedy ever

then there's should be no problem banning guns then.

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If psycho kids from troubled home wants to go murder spree with knives then it's much more manageable you goalpost moving cunt.

>there should be no problem going into the ghetto jungles of america a taking guns away from tyrone and his pals
Okay you should be the test dummy for this plan

guns facilitate greater harm

Is this bait?

Then come take my gun from my hands wimp

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i mean most cops are psycho killers, i'd have no problem sending those fucks there.

Awful thread. No one here is talking about the special as I suspected it would be about trannies and people flinging buzzwords.

cars kill significantly more kill people every year. we'd be a lot safer if we banned them first.

All he said was faggot, and he did it while walking on eggshells in a minefield, nothing about this stand up was controversial.

Were talking about you. You go there and ask tyrone for his gun. Tell me how it guys

it's more an american thing

not as good bait as "mass shooting only happens because of mental health, the ease of access to inanimate object capable of causing high death count does not matter"

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Liberalism is a mental illness

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I liked the sentiment of his "YOU" part but the delivery was pretty bland as fuck. The impersonation wasn't good at all and he's a guy who actually could do impersonations pretty well back in the day. Absolutely spot on but the delivery was not great.

>banning guns should be the effort of civilian, not the government or legislation

okay kyle

Yes, perfectly sane people decide they want to go shoot a bunch of people.

>I need to big government to do everything for me because I’m scared
Just admit it already. You don’t like guns because you’re scared of them. Pussy

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not him, but the point appeared to go right over your head. after you create that legislation someone has to go out there and enforce it. And I doubt anyone would want to take the job of forcibly taking someone else's gun.

so with this picture you're saying you don't have any problem seeing someone walks publicly with a gun in their hands. acquitting gun ban to liberalism now, you fucking gun apologists are something.

Friendly reminder that all Americans are mentally ill as they were socially engineered to praise niggers and their Jewish produced culture.

Utterly based worldview
Only cucks will disagree

People don't walk around with a gun in their hands, pussy. That's what holsters are for

you missed the part that perfectly insane people can get their hands on guns just as easily?
yeah i don't wanna get shot and die for no reason. crazy thought.
>what are task forces

Say that to my face in real life and not the internet and then you’ll be sorry

>perfectly insane people can get their hands on guns just as easily
Did Huffpost tell you this?

>out of touch boomer memes

Refute it, faggot

>this faggot doesnt live in an open carry state
Whats it like to live in a shithole

>memes

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Are americans seriously going to vote for this people? We're not even that insane here in Canada

>Are americans seriously going to vote for this people?
More and more so, yes.

>We're not even that insane here in Canada

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Leftists aren't Americans

Justin from Canada brings back ISIS fighters and gives them free money all while telling disabled Canadian vets to go fuck themselves

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they think they’re superior because their violence takes place “on the block” where the sell crack and heroin indiscriminately to any toddler with $5 and they get mad if your shirt is the wrong color.

>user from Yea Forums pretends to be all indignant about the plight of people he'd normally dismiss as welfare queens

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just get netflix. surely you’re not too poor to afford it, right?

>Are americans seriously going to vote for this people? We're not even that insane here in Canada

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>Thread about a COMEDY special from a legendary comedian devolves into racial shit flinging and tranny butthurt

I fucking hate this place.

Nice projection and deflection

Like clockwork.

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To be fair, this is more because he's going to come to Canada now. However, they'd welcome him with open arms if he wasn't white

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is this busta rhymes?

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Maybe

Skinny awkward Dave is s long gone and we won't ever see another "For what it's worth" again unfortunately. But you can still enjoy him

totally zoombro, I only watch the finest TikTok meme compilations. everything else is CRINGE!!

Looks like it

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Refute my balls

>Is stand up comedy really this neutered that this is considered a breath of fresh air and controversial?
obviously

Democrats believe every single gun owner, conservative, and republican is a KKK Nazi racist unironically.

>special is called Sticks and Stones
>his words offended thinskins

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>/pol/turds seething
>trannies seething
>me: enoying some high quality comedy

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Then don't live a near a ghetto.

Yes they are shit now if only you would balls do something about them.

all it takes to win over zoomers is saying some naughty words

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Yeah like poor white trash don't sell drugs to anyone even if it is kid if they can get ease money.

it's literally a topic in the special you fucking dweeb

Chappelle hasn't been funny in y e a r s

Him defending obvious pedophile Michael Jackson because he's black and made good music is peak idpol. No better than Jews defending Epstein or white people defending Bundy or Manson.

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Kino

Sure is a fun video game you hate baiting faggot

>Why yes, I do hate people based simply on their ethnic background and sexual preference, how could you tell?

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It was funnier years ago because of the set up. It had nothing to do with Jackson. If a person takes you to the amusement park, gives you icecream and sucks your dick at the end of a day thats called being a good host! Now the joke 10 years after the guy is dead is something along the lines of Michael Jackson being Michael Jackson and sucking your dick. Its so off the mark. Chapelle gives zero fucks but why not if Shaub got a special he prob knows stand up is dead why not take some cash the media already destroyed him once whats the worst thats going to happen this time around. Based chapelle helping sink the netflix ship

you think a nigger wound care about the mass genocide of nigger by the mean of abortion in America but looooo white people be scary!

Dave isnt scared of whites.