Reminder: He HAS to live like this!

fucken hell see ya soon

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Comfy

like what?

why does his left arm look photoshopped

My grandmother just died back in May, she was 87. I miss her

>spilling chili court-side like a boss

If you make it to 80 then you might as well be a glutton at that point.

My grandpa smoked a pack of day, drank beer 24/7 and lived to be 89. But he was also a giant dickhead

He is now banned from sitting court side.

side-effect from crystal therapy

Wish I would live like him at his age

I can just imagine the sweat smell of a basketball court mixed with the sharp pungent oder of shitty homemade chilli

You might be Jack Nicholson or a little street sweeper but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.

livin the american dream

I didn't know Manny Pacquiao and Jack Nicholson were gay

Hedonists are some of the most worthy of respect. If their joy is consistent and the abundance of it consistently grows, they win at life.

Give that man a “champion of humanity” metal

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>clean it up wagie

there are a lot of healthy 80 year olds
90 otoh... enjoy it while you can

CODE?

Why not just ban him from bringing chili

>le reddit freedom frog

Cringe and bluepilled.

blessed thread

Wtf is going on with Jacky nowadays? Why let yourself become so disgusting

Thats an american hero right there

He was best buds with Brando so his current state isn't surprising at all.

Did he bring a tupperware of home made chili to the basketball game.

>plays the bass

Totally underrated comment.

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Imagine being the security guard who has to frisk Jack then tell him they can't bring his Tupperware of microwave chili into the game?

Reminds me of when I went to see Cars 2.

Did anyone ever find out what this guy's deal was?

Brando was fatter

It's a sad story...

Just like light deforms when it goes around a black hole, our dear Jack has acquired such mass that he is capable of doing the same thing thus the weird hand.

>Crystals1986 is a high functioning autistic. He has several oddly specific obsessions (the new age healing power of crystals, blue jeans, MLP, crying, etc.)
>He was in highschool at the time he made his "Crystal Treatment" art.
>Crystals's best friend was diagnosed with marfan's syndrome and had to have frequent extended hospital stays. Crystals would visit his friend and became fascinated with all of the hospital apparatus that his friend was hooked up to (beginning his obsession with intubation)
>Crystals, being autistic and not knowing how to express his feelings about his friend's condition started a deviantart that combined all of his strange fixations.
>At the heart of his artwork was his deep desire to see his friend healed
>Thus was born "Crystal Treatment"
>His friend can't be cured? Why not use the supernatural healing of crystals?
>Crystals 1986 obviously had difficulty making distinctions between his causes and symptoms of his friend's condition. Therefore he interpreted his friend's long limbs and fingers as being caused by his hospital stays
>Hence he portrayed Crystal treatment as a cure all for his friend with dire physical results (ie crying and finger growth)
>A few years ago Crystals friend died. He then deleted his DeviantArt account

Pic related. It features Crystals 1986 taking the place of his friend in bed at the hospital receiving crystal treatment while appreciating birds. Bird watching was one of his friend's hobbies.

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Damn...

Just imagine all the sick shit he's probably done and witnessed in his lifetime. It'll be amazing read once he gets outed with all the other creeps from his generation like Christopher Walken.

kekekek

Real life kino

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Russians fucking hated this commercial and endlessly mocked Gorbbachev for the rest of his public life for doing it

Based Gorba. He's 88 and still kicking it.

Based Jack. He's 82 and still kicking it.

He can do whatever he wants

its from a clickhole article

>ywn see Nedry return to the Jurassic World series with a prosthetic arm and eye

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lel

kek

why he doesn't shave it all and grow a beard?

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Jesus

>white man's burden

What? No way!

>never rub another man's rhubarb

I’m fucking dying lmao

Damn! Jack Nicholson looks like that!

This motherfucker looks amazing for his age and build.
>Even better than Brendan Fraser
Holy shit.

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>ywn spill your chili on Lou Adler and Michael Macdonald
Feels bad man.

What in the fuck is going on with his hands?

I love how it's clearly not the first time Nicholson has spilled chili on Michael Macdonald.

he's cute. I wish he would star in more movies. his presence in jurassic park was on par with the dinosaurs.

>unironically destroy your country and cause it to splinter into 20 pieces
>make dumbass pizza commercials like you don't give a shit

How the fuck did he ever get to rule a country?

I don't know why but it never stops being funny. I know it's from the Onion but the guy seriously gives no fucks

Doesn't he have dementia?

what the fuck

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DODGSON WE GOT DODGSON HERE

>no one saved my great edit

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holy shit its William Sadler

This is called Pringles hand

Newman!

it obviously wasn't so great

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>CLEAN IT UP JANNIE

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>Nobody cares
>Nice hat!

Yeah FUCK YOU Michael McDonald. That's what you get for writing all those FUCKING songs.

He didn't destroy the country, he just knew the brakes didn't work so he steered into the crash barrier

>You can call me...Porker

Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown

This will never stop being funny

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this is shopped and so is the chili thing

how do you know this?

YOU CANT HANDLE THE CHILI

>we’re beginning our orbit around gargantua
>tfw gain another 57 years

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I thought that was George Lucas on the right

>on the night of November 17th 2018 a flotilla of makeshift rafts and dinghys used by refugees to reach the British isles attempted to cross the channel from France. Henry Cavill, star of such films as Justice league: the Snyder Cut and The Watcher was spotted swimming nude in the waters in the late hours of the night. Using only a standard dinner fork he patrolled the channel and proceeded to puncture and sink 34 vessels leaving no survivors as the refugees met a watery grave without warning. Cavill was also heard chanting ‘Brittania rules the waves’ until the early hours of the morning

I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying – we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn’t get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That’s what the niggers don’t realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it’s this – no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

Hes a big guy

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It’s America Jake forget about it

disgusting old fuck.....my grandpa is 104 years old and looks better than him. he still exercises regularly and could kick his ass. he's a fucking actor. NO EXCUSE FOR THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR. no fucking excuse...

He's earned it

The duality of man

Imagine being the friend and one of the few people who comes to visit you is this fucking guy

absolute life kino.

You sound like a woman, show tits.

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>Mister Ni-
>GET THE FUCK BACK
>Look, Jack, don't make me do this
>I'm telling you, Frank, don't start with me today.
>You can't bring the chili anymore, the owner is on my ass. THE OWNER!
>I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HIS DAUGHTER GARGLED MY BALLS IN EIGHTY TWO!
>Look, man, not all of us are super rich. My girlfriend is expecting man, I need the benefits.
>Just come work for me, it'll be great.
>Yeah, sure, you gonna match my 401K nigga? You on that high dollar Aetna insurance plan?
>Listen, it is a playoff race and I need my good luck Wolf. Just look the other way, I'll make it worth your while.
>Wolf Brand Chili is not good luck, it's a fucking can of chili. Trash it.
>....fuck you.
>Trash. It.
>Fuck. You.

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goddamnit user I was just about to jack it. no I'm floppy and sad.

>that panel behind him
I see his stomach is bending space around him

funny but too obvious fake

Is Nicholson reaching Brando levels of based?

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Manny, noooo! I thought you hated gays!

based Brandomode

DON'T BE A DORK
BIN THAT FORK

Jack Nicholson? More like FAT Nicholson!

epic!

No work and All play makes Jack a very full boy

Someone needs to make a fat janny version with stains on his wife beater and a hot pocket flying out of his grappled hand

Never knew he fell so far

Yeah but the problem is they all crash and have panic attacks before they're about to die
The best way for them to go is quickly and suddenly

The man did more drugs and fucked more PTP than all of us combined probably. He's gone full Brando, he just doesn't give a fuck anymore. This life has nothing left to offer him.

>Nedry return to the Jurassic World series with a prosthetic arm and eye
unironically a million dollar idea

>squeaks
youtube.com/watch?v=wc7RIs7okUQ

he's gonna spill chili on william saddler?

wtf is this ytmnd? holy fucking nostalgia

You’re not special

absolutely based

Sounds based to me.

yeah rip

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*burp* clean it up zoomer *sip* and bring me another monster, if you do it quick i might allow you to keep the change

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based

Real human bean

>Wolf Brand Chili is not good luck, it's a fucking can of chili. Trash it.

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Where can i get I.V. crystals?

It's from a fucking theonion article and is extremely obvious photo shopped. How did Yea Forums become this fucking stupid.

more based than even keanu

kys fag

LOVE-013

>spend your youth fucking your way through the hottest bitches hollywood has to offer
>get old and your dick stops working
>retire and just eat whatever the fuck you want with zero fucking cares
I'm jealous.

Oldfag here. Anyone else remember when someone posted his phone number on Yea Forums?

a beautiful sight

My gramps is 89 yo and did his first parachute jump last year. Still drives, play curling, does volunteering, etc.

and a real hero

newfag go back

God damnit bros

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Does he still fondle your tiny balls?

cringe

Is the key to success appearing in a pizza hut commercial?