There are girls browsing Yea Forums RIGHT NOW

There's only girls (male) on Yea Forums retard

Why would any girl(female) ever come here?

One of you orbiters offer some $ through PayPal or something, then the thots will post bewbs.

What music?

I’m nervous too, just think, there are actually females with vaginas browsing this board right now! I could probably have dinner and sex with some of them.

embarrassing post

Do you have a vagina?

SHOW FEET
BABY WANT SWEATY SOLES
BABY NEED SUCK SUCK ON TOES
GIVE BABY JUST A TASTE
BABY WILL BE GOOD
BABY WILL STOP CRYING
PLEEEEEEEASE JUST ONE WHIFF

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Sorry bud it's a sausage fest here and I'd prefer if it stayed that way

Have mine instead cumbrain

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post feet please

hey, let me shoot myself in the back of the head

>this kills the footfag

BABY WANTS TO FUUUUCK

BABY NO WANT WHITE KNIGHT FEET

your toenails look wierd dawg

Comparatively, how long would it take you to get the ring to mount doom?

Serious question. Why browse this board with all these deranged incels who haven't had pussy since it had them? Redddit down?

I do a lot of hiking and rucking so not very long.

YOU

DESERVE

RAPE

>Redddit down?
wouldnt you know fuckweed

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I talked to my room mates gf today
later virgins

Yes, there are women here.
No, we're not going to show our bodies.

THANK YOU!

dilate

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Wow you’re so attractive can we meet up and get coffee sometime?

>ill show it to some ugly guy with a beard tho! XD

please?

>AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

GIVE BABY FOOTSIES
BABY WANT TO GO TO MARKET WITH LITTLE PIGGIES
PLEASE JUST LET BABY DRINK FOOTSWEAT FROM BOTTLE

Got it. So, trannies. Now that we've established that, how long until you join the rest of the 41%?

Hello, fallopian-havers. Let us start a respectful dialogue.

It'd be a guaranteed way of having user's never ask, to see your bodies again.

Women are merely instruments for men’s pleasure, all their functions both physically and mentally and sexually are to facilitate this axiom. The woman was designed to take men’s orders and to obey them without delay. Viewing them as inferiors is the only rational option for a man to take.

No thank you, I am not from the Falloppines

Hello, member of the opposite sex! I would like to conflagrate with you.

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Titty Island?

You sound like a real winner. I hope your mom is proud.

Any women with huge boobs that browse here?

Pussy gorge?

Scott Pilgrim vs the World for the first time. This Ramona Flowers character is just like me. She makes me feel empowered.

post face, if you've the guts

Plenty of men in that category in this thread alone.

I'm waiting for the next season of Outlander and The Magicians.

I have massive tits. Not a woman, but they're huge.

But I want women with huge milkers that bounce up and down over and over again!

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Watching Seinfeld again because I live alone and have a sitcom on constantly for background noise. I’d be more excited for movies if I had any friends to go with.

Post, I ask for a friend of mine...

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Looking for more Willem Dafoe movies, will watch The Reckoning tonight. I’ve watched so much trash already just to see him on screen. God I want to have sex with Dafoe so badly.

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Well he's in Heaven's Gate for about 15 seconds, you could watch the movie a hundred times and never recognize him. Might not be what you're looking for.

I'm a slut an I just wanted to say high tehehehe

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I'm the cutest girl on Yea Forums. The rest of you are ugly bitches.

Ok prove it Satan.

shave your feet neanderthal

Love redheads. My ex is one and she let me pinch those pink nipples all day.

I want movies where he has a lot of screen time, preferably

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nah m8 that's gay

Kill yourself faggot scum