Big if true

I hope so. But most likely Buckwheat will.

if Eddie Murphy successfully makes comeback, he better be prepared the libtards tidal wave of bringing up his past stand-ups.

I live in Russia silly burgerchimp

>THIS JUST IN

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coming to america is mediocre

>I live in Russia
I'm sorry to hear that

Taylor Swift as musical guest please.

SNL is still on the air?

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It'll probably be a one hit wonder musician so they can max out Eddie's TV time

Its Eddie, you don't need a musical guest, he is the musical guest.

youtu.be/iWa-6g-TbgI

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>I live in Russia
oh man I'm so sorry user

>Superstar Eddie Murphy was stopped by cops after picking up a transsexual prostitute on a notorious West Hollywood strip early yesterday.

>But his publicist, Paul Block, last night insisted Murphy simply was giving the weeping, weary-looking prostitute a ride home.

>"She asked him for a ride, and Eddie did so, like he had helped people in the past," Block said. "Nothing happened at all, but Eddie said he will never do this again."

>The married father of three — best known for his off-color comedy routines on "Saturday Night Live" and "Beverly Hills Cop" — was released without being charged with a crime, cops said.

>But Murphy's passenger, a 20-year-old transsexual named Atisone Seiuli, was arrested on the spot after cops found he had an outstanding prostitution warrant.

>Seiuli pleaded guilty to violating probation last night and was sentenced to 90 days at the Los Angeles County Men's Central Jail, according to Deputy Benta Nichol.

>Murphy was not charged with a crime because "investigation revealed no illegal activity had occurred," sheriff's spokesman Lt. Mike Ford said.

>The Murphy incident began about 4:45 a.m. yesterday, when he was spotted driving his wife's Land Cruiser along a well-known homeosexual prostitution area on Santa Monica Blvd., cops said.

>According to Murphy's publicist, the actor simply was "restless."

>"He got up and drove to his favorite newsstand," Block said.

>On this way home, Block said, Murphy stopped at a red light and saw "a beautiful Hawaiian-looking woman approach his car."

>The hooker — who police say actually is a transsexual — recognized the actor.

>"'You're Eddie Murphy,' the person said to him, and Eddie replied, 'You shouldn't be out so late,'" the publicist said.

>Seiuli asked for a ride home, and Murphy told him to get in. "He was concerned for her," Block said.

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>but i hang out on this english-language website whose userbase is 75% american to sit and shriek when they talk about their media on their website
Knowing that you are ten times likelier to die of AIDS than a common American street nigger fills me with delight, you fucking ape.

This song is unironically kino, I don't understand why everyone made fun of it.

sorry bro

the sped up version in African Detroit Cop is better.

This is it, we actually talking to bots programmed by Google and co meant to condition us into buying/using certain products. I will even go further and say that about 30% of this site are bots, no way these responses are real. Yea Forums is a fucking CIA honeypot and we are all getting trolled hard by kletus in his mini-van. No wonder this place went to shit if most of the discussions are bots replying to each other.

That's because you're a tard.

>that thing when a schizophrenic blunders over here after losing his way from /pol/
Just take your fucking medication, guy.

>made fun of it

It was a genuine hit

Based

I know a girl who has not missed an SNL episode in like 10 years
I don't get it but there are still people who watch this garbage

kys

A. You weren’t even born when it came out
B. It was a huge likeable hit