Who will portray this hero in the inevitable Oscar-winning drama?
Who will portray this hero in the inevitable Oscar-winning drama?
Chase Roberts
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Cooper Butler
Melissa Mccarthy and it will be a black humor movie directed David Mamet
Austin Martinez
Women are only 49% of the population and sreponsible for 100% of outer space crime. Really activates the almonds.
Nolan Robinson
Leslie Jones
Robert Cruz
just say your gay and bypass the standard psych evals
Carson Myers
Yes, we all saw that post on reddit
James Wright
>Women are only 49% of the population
More like 51%.
>Who will portray this hero in the inevitable Oscar-winning drama?
Leslie Jones
Jayden Perez
Women make up 11% of astronauts but have committed 100% of crimes committed in space. Really makes you think huh
Luis Price
>HER ESTRANGED WIFE'S
LESBIANS WERE A MISTAKE
Evan Harris
kek
Julian Gomez
I find older lesbians to be pretty rational actually.
Samuel Perez
IMAGINE GETTING GAY MARRIED THEN GETTING GAY DIVORCED LMAO
Kevin Collins
what if she refuses to return to earth?
Caleb Wright
based
Jonathan Cruz
>first space criminal is some mentally ill dyke
Future is now I guess
Thomas Murphy
Go back.
Brandon Foster
>Anne McClain
>accesses estranged WIFE's financial records
>petty dyke
like clockwork
Asher Gray
Why does the ISS have to the capability to check someone’s financial records?
Austin Fisher
>the state of w*men
Parker Smith
>USING A NASA SATELLITE DATALINK TO CHECK UR DYKE EX WIFES CREDIT REPORT FROM LOW EARTH ORBIT
TRULY IT IS THE CURRENT YEAR
Nolan Cooper
Why are we letting dykes into space?
Benjamin Brown
Good question.
Jose Ramirez
>her
>wife
Elijah Bailey
Wow... Cool sky crime.
Owen Cox
It has internet connection so the astronauts can message their families.
Grayson Hughes
but what if you download child porn in space
Lucas Clark
>first female astronaut explodes
>second female astronaut wears a diaper and drives across the country to murder a man
>third female astronaut commits identity fraud from space
Maybe space is bad for female brain matter.
Luis Peterson
Chris Hansen steps out of the cargo pod and asks you to have a velcro wall seat.
Luke Howard
>first space criminal is a lesbian
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lucas Fisher
I'm sure your internet usage is heavily monitored in space.
Zachary Phillips
>we all
not everyone here uses that faggot site
Aaron Cox
DUDE SPACE PIRATE LMAO
But for real, Matt Damon.
Adam Fisher
do they masturbate in space
Nathaniel Cook
It would be uploading
Cooper Carter
weird that this trailer also dropped today
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Jaxson Martinez
IT'S TIME
Parker Morgan
>old dykes
>rational
Asher Collins
>It would be uploading
Jayden Rivera
Wouldn't all Internet traffic to and from the station be monitored?
Samuel Lee
>send woman to space, literally the last scientific frontier
>dumb cunt uses it for her own gain
Women really are the niggers of gender
Daniel Nelson
>what are they gonna do, arrest me? I'm in space! What are they gonna do, send space cops?
Matthew Gonzalez
HOW DO YOU THINK THEY CAUGHT HER
BET SHE WAS TOO STUPID TO USE A VPN FOR HER NEFARIOUS INTERNET DOINGS
Samuel Thomas
should've hidden behind 7 space proxies