>It was me, Master Luke.
>It was me who was the Sith Lord.
>It was me who turned young Master Anakin to the Dark Side.
>It was me who led Darth Sidious and oversaw the rise of the First Order.
>It was me all along.
It was me, Master Luke
Bentley Reed
Gabriel Bailey
>the author of all your pain, I even killed your uncle and auntie
Luis Barnes
Cringe. All onions wars manchildren should be gassed
Hudson Clark
>Before you were even born, I genetically engineered a creature named Binks to aid me in my plans
Jack Moore
>snorts cocaine
>Artoo, pinch my nipples
Yeah I think golden balls is back baby
Ryan Williams
I guess all the leaks were true. Rey becomes stronger than Palpatine and defeats him.
Kevin Hughes
Do we even know Palpatine is back other than for a flashback or dream?
Tyler Turner
Ladies and gentlemen, give up to your StarWars final boss C3PO.
Samuel Allen
The leaks talks about Sheev possessing Matt Smith character who then is dubbed by McDiarmid
Juan Howard
>robot turns evil
>eyes turn from blue to red
I see the sheer seethe of evertonians has crossed the line between reality and fiction.
Elijah Edwards
That's fucking stupid, must be true
Andrew Morales
EVERY STEP IS A NEW NIGHTMARE
Benjamin Sanchez
I'm pretty sure after the first trailer, in an interview Palpatine accidentally revealed he is hardly in Rise of Skywalker
Robert Myers
>was the secret villain in terminator
>is the secret villain in star wars
Zachary Ramirez
post leaks, I gotta see how dumb it gets
Alexander Wood
IT WAS ME BARRYYYY I WAS THE SITH LORD IT WAS MEEEEEEEEE
Juan Edwards
SONOFABITCH
Alexander Adams
Snokain
Zachary Kelly
What leaks?
Hunter Cook
Classic Creepio
Aiden Martin
came in the thread expecting this post
Joshua Smith
>becomes
um, no, sweetie, she was always stronger
Jack Jenkins
So, C3PO can shoot at Jedis, keeping is eyes the same as usual, but has been upgraded to full LED eyes for Mary Sue’s grand finale. Got it.
Matthew White
c3-i will make stalin look like a fucking anarchist-p0
Cameron Martinez
>The Wayfinder’s coordinates are in C-3P0’s old memory unit in an abandoned Imperial blockade in a jungle world, where the heroes befriend the warrior Jannah (Naomie Ackie) and her people.
>After retrieving it, the heroes to a decommissioned droid factory in a snow world to unlock it, where they are ambushed by the First Order and rescued by bounty hunter Zorii Bliss (Keri Russell) and her droid D-0.
>During the battle, the memory unit of a combat droid is uploaded into C-3P0, causing him to develop an aggressive personality and take Chewie’s bowcaster for himself.
>Meanwhile, Kylo meets an oracle who directs him to the Wayfinder’s location in a desert world. Rey and her friends also learn about it from C-3P0’s memories.
the leaks are real!!!