/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - too proudy Edition

LIFT ME UP
LIFT ME UP

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Nooooo Toto noooooo

reddit bulls how we feelin?

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>Toto Wolff repeatedly stabs Lewis Hamilton to death with sais.
>SHAT THE FACK UP LUDWIG ZE WAGEN IST GUTT DU IST EIN SHITTER WAGENBABBY

TOTO FINALLY GOT HIS THERAPY

Celebrating the Crypto Miami GP™ with my home cooked cubano sandwich

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Looks like Toto finally snapped

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gonna kms

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he snapped

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Yea Forums is kill

twitter.com/TheAfricanNerd/status/1523054586277228545?t=T9qNa5tx2w9nd4Lck_41aA&s=19

fuck the W13 and cripples

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gimi

>Yea Forums starts shitting the bed right before the race

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MARBLEKINO in 55 bings

>Max Verstappen decides not to go to The Feast.
>Max Verstappen dies from hunger.
kwab
>Toto Wolff injures himself.
kwab emo bitch

Danica is a talentless slut

>Mercdrones are crying when their car gtes criticism
what kind of mental pussyfication is that

Why is the race so fucking late again??? Why can't it be at least at 2 PM local time as usually? It's late even for the locals, let alone Europeans. This makes no sense.

Danica is such a tom boy it's cute when she wears dresses

i mean it is a horrible piece of car.. worst mercedes car ive seen in a while

This

as an american, miami isn't half as great as f1 thinks it is

What city will get a prix after MIami inevitably goes underwater?

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9pm is not late lol

stop with that shitty ass unfunny roleplaying thingie bullshit

Digits decide his target

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based Jacques
fuck hiroshimoot
>Kevin Magnussen decapitates Carlos Sainz with a sword.
tifosi bros, it's over...

They're testing how much of the Euro audience they will retain and if it is worth it.

That's what all those mechanical DNFs do to a fucker

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is this going to be a showdown between horny and toto?

Amx

just end it, even he can't take it anymore

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Both of them, also the cars are fucking landbarges.

Sky Sports F1 footage is up

>A mega track?

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BOTTARSE LETS FOCKIN GO

Guano Joe

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>the weak should fear the strong

where to get those formula 1 themed anime pics?
trying to find some nice Honda ones.

This is the worst time for me. I like to watch the race while eating lunch.

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IN THE NUUUUUTS

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LMAO

pretty kino having them all use their road cars.
wish they'd do it but with all old cars, Haas has to either barrow an old Ferrari or use their 2016 car.

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Finna bout to have me a tak-hoo or two today thanks Ted.

/biz/ idea:
we create a backup subreddit and get banned.

why not just lock out the suspension to the point where the car can't go low enough to cause bouncing?

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Danica going full cringe

The fucking viking, man

That mermaid is fucking ugly

I want to eat danicas cunt

>live stream of Ted trying to pickup a girl
ugh

>2023
>Piastri -> Alpine
>Alonso -> Aston Martin
>Vettel -> LSVD

gptoday.net/nl/nieuws/f1/268407/geruchten-over-vervanging-vettel-door-alonso-bij-aston-martin-worden-sterker

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>Finna bout to have
>I'm fixing to about to have
what did you mean by this?

Is there anyone left in America that is not trans?

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>its empty

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>>Alonso -> Aston Martin
On a mission to expose vettel again

Haas should get the blue NART Ferrari

high comedy

HIGHER AND HIGHER

wtf america

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OH SAY CAN YOU ______________

Based Hornyman

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>Vettel -> LSVD
Had to Google this. Kek. He really has gone full globohome

yeah im thinking sharl dominates the race

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its the walmart greeting

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SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That was definitely a murman.

Can Miami top this?

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He stole his wallet didn't he?

Refuse to watch the build up cause yesterday was cringe

>not knowing a 2 year old meme
Hello newfag

cant be walking around cheeked up on a sunday

seb!

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>and rear tyre pressure ok, don't hit the kerb

I know it
you're saying it wrong

he has ptsd now and talk about it on DTS

This circuit and its surroundings are so sad. America used to be a first world country.

Kobayashi/Toyota return when
SEEEEEEETHE

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... SHART, BY THE AISLES AT WALMART

That was obvious the bootywarrior.

Is Seb secretly gay

How many bings to the race?

we're up all race to get lucky

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cuckxtonbros...

I was in LA last week and I think I saw maybe 10 teenagers that looked normal. The US is fucked beyond recognition in the big cities.

Kek. Someone send Toto to a California parking lot car show and let him tell us zoomertards don't care about noise.

been grooming migg for years

youtu.be/73ZsDdK0sTI

>pickpocketing on live TV

500IQ

based

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The faster they rise, the quicker they fall.

Secretly scared of losing his seat due to his mediocrity

migg

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>Is Seb secretly gay
Secretly?

1 bong, 12 bings

would buy/10

>this paddock is absolutely choco-blocked
what did he mean by that

is that famous and acclaimed Italian opera singer Enrico Pallazzo

???

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>gorilliams

from a previous thread
lads, what do you think about the following reg changes:
>3.5l v12
>7 speed H pattern manual
>windshield for less drag
>wheel covers for less drag
>no hybrid
>600kg min weight
>1.8m max width
>15in wheels in the back, 14 in the front
would it be kino?

>Twitter is all about "X CELEBRITY IS HERE"

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Where does this gorgeous Miami Gardens track rank all time in the history of F1?

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Charles Leclerc, Dauphin of Formula One

BOW!

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based retard

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shouts out do all da moms today

love ya

Top 5 in GP's deprived of soul

secretly?

Post a more talented picture. Pro tip: you literally can't.

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Yes. They're all celebrities from what I've seen. America truly is a nation of worshippers.

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HH to you to charles :)

kek I typed finna once and went back to doing my homework. Guess it really still as addictive as it use to be.
Also I don't think you know what you're doing.

what has beckham won

The only lucky drivers are Gimi and Big John
It's even more poetic now that Big John was a literal Phoenix

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Streams?

Is frauds a talent ?

words can't describe my disdain for evening races

tom brady kisses his son on the lips

11 titles

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I'm not watching the prerace let me know if anything funny happens or any stupid people show up.
>America truly is a nation of worshippers.
don't start self deprecating now, pal.

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I don't think you know anything desu

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All these miami beach lizards look high and or drunk af

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gimi

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Life

wow i hate miami

Holy cringe. This segment single handedly killing any Miami tourism this race was going to generate. Niggers and fat whores.

Is it me our are the streams fucked

>tifosi bros, it's over...
You guys just have a new king

ustvgo.tv/abc-live-streaming-free/

>"the WORLD FAMOUS Miami Dolphins"

Am I being gaslit? Is this some Mandela effect shit?
I've never in my life heard of this team before. I thought their team was Miami Heat or Miami Vice.

Why are you not saying niggers?

>neweybabby
>crashmacher

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yes

worse than valencia

fraud goat fraud goat

Kek i was thinking the same thing it's been said about 10 times this weekend

schizo posting accelerating

You have been reported for racism outside of /pol/, buddy

races outside of europe*
suzuka can stay

kino

SOON BOIS

Hey its Matt Damon !

was shaq even good at basketball?

female attention

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twitter.com/search?q=sophia Floersch&src=recent_search_click&f=live

Will that certainly is interesting

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I promised you something special for Miami.
Well. I can't reveal too much, but let's just say pic related.

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VERTRANNICHUDCELFAGGOTVIRGINBBCBLACKEDTRUMPLOSYLOSTPILCELSSTAPPEN INCELS HOW ARE WE COPING!?

That's Michael Jordan

That's miami in a nutshell.

They probably trained their presenters to say it. Even Ted was saying "home of the WORLD FAMOUS Miami Dolphins" in his notebook last night.

>first race they have Flavio
>now they have Tom Brady
why do they keep harboring people involved in cheating scandals?
Based.
>gimi was only 70 points from securing Lotus' first WDC of the 21st century

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G I M I

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Heat is NBA, Dolphins are NFL, and theyre shit.

The only Americans I respect are Phil Hill, Mario Andretti (citation needed) and the good posters in /f1/

Nigga that's MJ

You got uppity because I called you a newfag. I hope you're not the famous czechanon...

oh...

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yeah don't go to Miami. if you absolutely have to go to Florida stick to the Gulf coast

I see this everyday on 95

Heat is the basketball team and dolphins is the American football team which we already knows the rest of the world doesn't care about.

>Sports are hard.
-Tom Brady

Hopefully Miami and Vegas will contain all the douches, whores, and celebrities and keep them out of Austin

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(You) are not funny, beanman

oh god why did i click this

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That was Miami Beach. Come to Brickell. Hell, go to the gulf and fuck around in Tampa or up in Orlando but whatever the fuck you do stay away from Miami beach. Fat bitches, niggers and sheisty tourists.

wait i thought they were talking about the fish like lots of dolphins at the beach or something like how polar bears are world famous in the north

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uppity? you clearly post something without knowing what is means lol
sorry for trying to educate you

no one fukken cares unless you had a shitty dad or something

>Sometimes in life... particularly as a race driver... you have to go to a... particular country... despite political differences... It's something you have to... push through... And when you sit in your car... and you're thinking about political prisoners... you can end up... pooping your pants... and all of a sudden... you're driving a particularly stinky race car... and your mechanic calls you on the radio... and he might ask... "What's the deal?" ... and you have to clench your butt crack... and tell him... "I made a doodoo" ... and it will be broadcast... to every mother, daughter and ex girlfriend... and they will know... you done fucked up... And it's this particular skill... to overcome the urge to shit... in a dire situation... and to keep your mind focused... on the race at hand... which separates... the champions... from the wannabes.

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mike tyson bros.....

frauds and literal whos