>epileptic rhythm, looks like everybody just want to go home and end this, paris, london, some chase scene in an arabic country
>shitty constant cgi, movie literally 98% green background and the cgi is ugly and do not even match the theme, looks like some 3D artist emptied his blender file randomly
>forced humor (cringe) and political correctness
>weak plot, literally no one give a shit about what's happening
>self referential shitty lines about thor and constant "witty" failed humor killing any possible fun, on par fake laughs
>poorly handled nostalgia just reminding you how superior the original was
>thats strange feeling you get watching recent movies where it feels like nobody enjoyed making it and it's targeted at some non existent "fans" you are not part of, when in fact you know it's objectively bad and nobody is gonna like it
Epileptic rhythm, looks like everybody just want to go home and end this, paris, london...
sucks to be you. I kind of enjoyed it. thought the twist was decently paced and developed. Thought the chemistry was workable and the world Building really shined.
Not an amazing work of art but definitely less absurd than Black Panther and other marvel bs.
Thor is good at acting. Valkeryie is decent. She plays the user who happens to be right about all the conspiracies. Its a cool take on the story.
Also the 2 and 3rd MIB movie sucked dick so this did very well to reboot.
>anyway here’s why I’m retarded
Sucks to be you.
M(AW)IB 4.
>marvel bs.
Men in Black IS Marvel. It is based on a comic book made by Malibu Comics owned by Marvel.
every new movie coming out, it feels like movie making is now zero percent art and 100% product
did they forget how to make a movie?
is there no talented people left?
even the guns and cars sucks, ffs even the aliens sucks, they look like some shitty cgi monsters from a lazy sunday cgi cartoon and the car is just a lexus product placement becoming a cgi blob before entering light speed
really reminds you how bad things really are
i think cinema as an art form died because of this movie
you have transcended being a pleb and having no taste whatsoever, i hope you're a zoomer and or an american
how can you make a sequel that bad when you had 20 years and the original material already cleared the path for you?
even a mib play done by some obscure Theatre troupe would be more interesting to watch than this shit
how can you make a movie shittier than a dumb vhs comedy of the 90s, it's not even good as a tribute
literally every decision is a mistake
>quick location change with the cities name appearing on screen
how can anyone in film making think it's a good idea
>colorful "narnia" monster with big "cute" eyes
let's greenlight this design
>how about a flying bike chase scene we already saw a thousand times?
yeah lets do that, how about doing it in an arab market, it was never been done before
>and liam nesson could say "i hate paris" because it would be a reference to taken
excellent! how about a thor hammer joke for
Chris Hemsworth
>guys maybe we could add a feminist "women in black" bit since it's 2019
and so on and so on
and to think they're about to rape the matrix franchise with a 4
and don't forget the little "quirky" side kick who's not afraid to "speak his mind" for added "comic relief", people like those things
also a strong mother figure who "know what's up" and who's job is to "fight patriarchy" among the good guys to keep their toxic masculinity in check