Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain. And that's why we use them to play Chickenball in the house

Yeah it’s Brutananadilewski

Carl's name is gibberish. But his cousin is an Italian mobster.

Rick & Morty for millennials

In what way?

The only similarites between these two shows is that they are 2 of the few good shows that [as] has ever produced. Also that they've practically carried [as] on their backs for years at a time with only borrowed FOX shows to help them.

where are you? where's the strike zone?

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Nah, no one took ATHF seriously. Also, Rick and Morty never caused a bomb scare.

Eat that ointment bitch

MONDAY
TUESDAY
WEDENSDAY
THURSDAY

ARISE CHICKEN!

yet. rick and morty hasn't caused a bomb scare yet.

It ain't funny but I get it

The ethnicity given in info for the movies was Meatwad is 39 and Portuguese, Shake is 48 and Italian, Frylock is 49 and Canadian

You see what I just ordered? I’m gonna be fartin blood over here. TONIGHT!

no, I thought it was just southern new york.

"How about that tattoo?"
"Good choice. It says 'Gullible' in Sanskrit."
"Perfect. Can I get it in English though. Not many girls here speak Sanskrit."

That's why they're inferior, they think they're edgy and subversive but at the end of the day they're just a bunch of pussies who are too scared to instill fear in infidels for the glory of Allah.

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>I bought a house in Belize for like...dirt cheap
>Oh me always want go there
>Belize is a very expensive city actually
>It's...a country

Hey , chicken and rice

Jesus...Ezekiel......Jesus

Women believe anything they hear.

They are instinctually programmed to assign truth to anything anyone says in their trusted social sphere with no thought or judgement at all.

Because they had to watch over others constantly since the beginning of humanity, they became selfless. Because they were so close to all the needs and wants of their people, they developed the instinct to trust them absolutely and a true understanding of their people was taken for granted.
Their bodies and minds became dedicated to nourishing their communities. They would listen to the men speaking of what they've done in the wide world and translate the substance to emotional terms that can be understood by other women, and so used to guide the behavior of the children.
When they were relieved of many responsibilities to their people by the 'modernization' of society the trait of selflessness became hollow and so turned to nothing but self-unawareness, leaving the instinct to implicitly trust their social sphere intact to be turned to purposes other than what made it to begin with.

With the addition of 'the media' to modern society, with all of its inherent falsehoods, women are turned completely against their own nature.
Their nurturing instincts are used to nurture the interests of the upper classes as handed down from the media rather than those of the people they see and interact with every day, even their own children.
Instead of being warm with compassion they are cold with judgement calculated from the information they are brainwashed with; willing to go to any length to make their friends and families conform to the dictates of the elite.

So it is that women are the primary tool of the elite to control us all, because men will do anything for their women.
So it is that love is turned against us and the very foundation of our existence is betrayed.

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Chicken and beans, chicken and beans

I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ED

The only solution is to overpower women completely; to overcome and/or capture the elite's front-line soldiers at any cost.
Life begins with women, without dealing with them you can't do anything at all and all planning is worthless.
This is not a matter of personal responsibility. This is an aberration of society and it requires an organized collective solution.
Men everywhere have to band together in confederated groups, decide on what the law should be, and enforce it autonomously.
By setting our minds on this goal and accomplishing it we will gain the strength to contend with the next battle - 'politics'.

You will never accomplish anything other than the total loss of your humanity by continuing to work under this system. Until you can quit school, your job, everything, you are a slave and your soul will be extracted.

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>Heeeeey, you don't happen to have a set of tools I can borrow, do you?
>Bert...
>What? I"m not going to disassemble the pipes so I can drink from the U-trap. That's something an animal would do-- DAMMIT, MORTIMER, YOU'RE DILUTING IT!

>You're a mad man
>It's good to be something

Unironically one of the most based lines ever.

why do they act so young lol

>get bridge captcha
I SAID THERE AINT NO BRIDGES IN NEW YORK

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Cringe

New Jersey

>We got all that cream cheese we won at the fair. Can you tan through that?
>....It's worth a shot
>And it may be the only shot we have

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Just blow up the house man

ARISE!

BASED

>DUDE LE EPIC TALKING FRY MAN
>OMG KINO [as]
>BASED CARL XDDD
This is proto Rick and Morty, thus, in effect, it is Reddit before it was >>>cool.

hmmm ok autistic freak

How is Frylock Canadian when there's an episode where he goes to Canada for the first time: youtu.be/jLzkonCljYo

>oh, uh, staff up side down

>now, kiss deeply with tongue

Kind of based except for:
>Instead of being warm with compassion they are cold with judgement calculated from the information they are brainwashed with; willing to go to any length to make their friends and families conform to the dictates of the elite.
This is crazy incel babble, but the general point is correct.

Yea Forums was reddit before it was cool genius

Good thing we're on 4channel and far away from that Reddit colony, smarty-pants. :)

Trying too hard nigger, the humor between the shows are completely different

newfags don't know

ATHF didn’t take itself seriously in the slightest
Roiland on the other hand is the kind of guy who loves the smell of his own farts

I'm the ghost of the ghost of the ghost of the ghost

sometimes I like the smell of my farts. what kind of guy does that make me?

that's not true ATHF is funny

Well he wasn't born there

What's the consensus on post-movie ATHF? The first four seasons is the best AS show I've ever seen but I vaguely remember after season 4 it turned into a more surreal South Park clone filled with edgy and poop humor rather than clever thought out jokes of earlier seasons and I sorta stopped after that.

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THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO I SURVIVED THE QUICKENING OF THE DRAGONOIDS

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>So it is that love is turned against us and the very foundation of our existence is betrayed.

Except love is a pretty new concept for the masses and wasn't foundation of anything.

>tfw i unironically listened to mc chris on pandora circa 2008
bros...

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That's Harmon's influence

Proto Rick and Morty on Channel 101 was a grossout twisted parody of BTTF. Bushland emulated more of that style

very hit and miss. mostly miss.
the fake finale had a lot heart and felt like a satisfying conclusion.

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it drops in quality some after they start changing they intro but there is still a lot of good stuff

>based post
>that reposts my own screencap
niiiice

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Season 5 was absolute dogshit imo. After that the show picked up a bit. I'd say it's all skippable except for Larry Miller Hair System, Big Bro, Gene E, The Dudies, Piranha Germs, Rabbit, Not Rabbot and the very last 2 episodes.

You think that's bad? I went to the cinema with him and MC Lars in Swindon.

storage zeebles and intervention too

forgot about Intervention, that one was a goody.

love as an evolutionary force is necessary for civilization and human happiness and is enshrined in monogamy that is enforced by social contract

his dad owns a dealership

>Season 5 was absolute dogshit imo
jesus christ you weren't kidding.
the only ep with rewatch value is reedickulous, mayber hoppy bunny and laser lenses.

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holy shit your taste is the exact same as mine
Robots Everywhere, Hoppy Bunny, Laser Lenses are passable from season 5 in my opinion

aqua teen reddit force

YOU ARE THE GAYEST MONSTER SINCE GAY CAME TO GAY TOWN

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Did I ever tell you guys about that one time I ate boiled peanuts

>Robots Everywhere
it's a metaphor for multiplying immigrants/subhumans that are just retarded all-consuming beasts.
I love how Carl's response is to try to burn them all to death.

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>fake finale
Was that the "last one forever and ever (we mean it this time)" or whatever the fuck it was called never seen it

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bible fruit is good

yeah.
like this one ol' boy, he gave me a job moppin' up at this children's apparel store. he said i made a bigger mess than what i found.
pssh, that's discrimination.

redpilled

same with Hoppy Bunny its a metaphor or parable about what happens when you let a bunch of insane faggots multiply and abuse their freedom.

the one where they try to get Frylock a new power crystal from the clam, the meatwad grows up.
there was one epipsode after that, the highlander/christopher lambert one.
makes sense they would want to end the show on a shitpost after the satisfying emotional conclusion.

why is that bacon-dog inside of your house??

This one time I was watching this funny TVshow. Can't really remember it, but it was really funny. Then I had an idea for a dream vacation. I mean, I had the spread, okay? The beach, the hotel, then I wrote all of this down. Wrote it all down, really wrote it, like five pages.
Fuckin lost it.
Want a dream vacation? Forget it

It wasn't necessary for tens thousands of years. Survival is what forced people together. Only with abundance of basic needs supplies came love and other imaginary bullshit.

Hello pls rate top 3 episodes so I can watch some before I go to bed.

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true, amazing

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this one time, I got me a pressure washer. started a business, called it 'Meatwad's Pressure Washing'. then this guy was all like "you gotta have a license." I and was all like "license?! I ain't even s'posed to be in this country."
and then he got all mad.

Mail Order Bride
Kidney Car
The
Total Recarl (i couldn't keep it to 3)

1. Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary
2. Dumber Dolls
3. anything with Mooninites

does anybody know why most torrents won't have the S4 ep Spacegate World?

When your animal needs are met and guaranteed then you need education to perceive your competition and your survival.
Which is why you need social contract and instruments of the state to apply pressure on the population to adhere to the contract.
Education, protection, punishment, reward are used to guide people to a purpose, to a possibility of survival, that requires true education to understand and/or design.

That's Season 3 and it's called "Carl"

Then why were the first two seasons of community sitcom-kino?

the three episodes with Carl and Marcula were good.

I AM THE LORD OF ILLUSIONS

thanks.
on my S4 dvd it's called Spacegate World, weird.

The DVDs aren't be season, they're by volume.
Volume 1 = first 16 episodes of S1
Volume 2 = first 12 episodes of S2 and the S1 christmas eps
Volume 3 = Second 12 episodes of S2
Volume 4 = Season 3

thanks.

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>hell no you dont have parents

Everyone shits on season 5 but I think my favorite interactions in the entire show are Carl and markula
>I don’t think this job is good fit for you Carl
>yeah well fit this

How tight are you?

i don't neeeeed no instructions to know how to ROCK!

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youtube.com/watch?v=cSLGlVR1kqM

You're an absolute faggot and nobody likes you.

>you can't eat carpet..... silly daddy

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Yeah, I'm never gonna pronounce that.

I got a chicken infection

I dislike Global Grilling, both its writing and how they deliver lines, so much that I am CONVINCED it was written by a woman.

i'm intrigued.
i will rewatch the episode with this post in mind.

That's Berber. It's an industry term.

Carl has the best deliveries which is why he's good
>episode starts
>cybernetic ghost from christmas past comes into carls room
>i am going to tell you the story of __________
>..awright
>he tells the story
>you do know that it's february, right?

checked and carl-pilled
>we're in america, which used to be a good country until they started lettin' people like you do whatever you want.

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>BillyWitchdoctor.com
>mega ultra chicken no shh he is legend
>one convenient locations in africa

>Don't you talk ugly to me! I'll send ya to the moon with my magic shirt.

for me im really digging some of the newer ones now since I played all the classics out.

1.last dance for napkin lad
2.bookie
3.rubberman

>You think you got home field advantage? No.
It's an away game, when the giant robot is in town.

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A man of taste

youtu.be/D6po-Opzj8A
Take the meat bridge.

> freedom is scary mommy make it go away
people like you exist to suffer and be exploited

>"Hello ladies, I'd like you to meet my little friend here, GOLIATH. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet."

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>not bumping ytcracker in middle school

>He proceeds to nearly mess it up
ATHF was amazing.

>Canadian
>but wasn't born there
Nigger how are you THIS stupid?

>Frylock: No Carl, we lost, did your ass get enough WINGS!?!
>Carl: I'm farting blood over here, whatdya think?

>Meatwad: You guys wanna play name that tune?
>Shake: No
>Meatwad: Okay. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>Meatwad: You give up? Are you playing?
>Shake: No
>Meatwad: Mariah Carey. Touch My Body
>Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>the moonajuana bit
>the entire dickisode
>You don't think they're.....dicking around...do you?

>Handbanana

>the Harpy episode with the baseball player
>Oh no Carl they find that hot. Now cut your nipples off and toss them into the sewer

>Meatwad: Yeah I'm in business alright. The business of giving you the business. Business is booming hehehe.
>Shake: You looking to expand your business?
>Meatwad: Business is closed! Business is closed!

>ya gotta boil it....til the glue gets soft

Fucking kek I remember spouting this bullshit back in 9th grade with friends. I honestly remember staying up JUST to catch those episodes on AS at like 12:00 and 12:15. Those were the fucking days.