One single ticket please

Yuck. Imagine all the bed bugs, dried up skin, and cum stains that's going to be all over those beds.

why would a theater be built around the least comfortable way to watch a movie?
I can get the couch theaters for groups/families and couples, but this just seems awful, especially if there's food and drink involved

Imagine going there and blowing your brains out all over the white sheets

This could actually work
>couples go together
>people who go alone can be paired with others who go alone

>all the discomfort of the bed
>none of the advantages of being able to cuddle/have sex and then fall asleep afterwards

why even bother? That's 90% of the reason you watch movies in bed together

Gross bro

Are you allowed to have sex? Also

>those bright lamps next to each bed
This seems dumb as fuck

>>people who go alone can be paired with others who go alone
Except that never happens. Ever. If I went alone all the women would avoid me (choosing instead to crowd together with a bunch of other single women in one bed) or just go get a different ticket.

Imagine being ugly lol

>discomfort of the bed
Explain.

This is what will happen when the Globalists convince people to all live together for the sake of the environment.

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Nothing like having a moom to feel like a soulless dorm room.

How often do they change the sheets?

niggers have been in there.

Watching a horror film at the ghetto mall was a fun experience.

every 3 days like anyone should

Nice dubs also do you think the guy who designed Buzz Lightyear played the game? Sneedmask

Do they offer this for the Dora movie? Do you reserve a specific bed in the theatre? Asking for a friend.

Where's the ass washing station?

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Putting the dog fucking aside this video is a masterpiece.

youtube.com/watch?v=D1GzZwlTWzs

he's a idiot for thinking this would ever be a good idea who wants to be in a hottub and watch movies with a group of drunk people? go find a drive in theater and party in your car

biggest problem i have with luxury cinemas here is that the screen is small and far away, basically as if you're holding your phone 20cm infront of your eyes, if not even smaller
compare it to imax which coats less usually and covers your fov SIDE TO SIDE, its a nobrainer

That’s to keep people from fucking. But if you can’t fuck 20 minutes into it why bother lol

>Arthur diving on someone at 0:16

my sides

You actually can enjoy it, just get a single ticket and watch.

ouch, my neck hurts

kek

The whole premise sounds like hell, you're right, but the shitshow this video shows is just off the scale.

Would be perfect at a screening of Stalker or 2001

>one ticket please
>for what film?
>doesn't matter, i just want to completely destroy my neck and i have around 90 minutes spare time now.

going to the movies alone is the best thing ever, everyone should do it

That's bad for your back

what the fuck hahaha

>get one in back row
>bring extra covers and cushions
>built a bad ass fort
>start attacking nearest beds to expand
>banish some and recruit others
>try to expand fort empire to the whole room before movie ends

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lmao, wtf am i looking at?

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Brazil

Thanos going HAM on Nemo

Thanos with the haymakers.

At least in the hotel I worked we had those hospital tier bed sheets and pillows cover, one side was a "hard" material and the other was cotton so it was waterproof. Not saying its less nasty but you can keep things very clear if you do it right.

Is that Winston from Bootywatch raining blows upon Arthur?

maybe we're going in the wrong direction with western civilization

Imagine being surrounded by cunny

My fucking sides

>the bad guys won World War 2

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Wasn't Brazil, but a spanish speaking country, no other info on it.

>the waggie asks me to leave
>NONE SHAL BREACH THESE WALLS

How could people not fall asleep instantly? Jesus. I'd be out in ten and get robbed

Imagine being the wagie responsible for cleaning up

Can you take a piss bottle?

this looks like the work of white people

Imagine being so bad at watching movies you fall asleep.

how do you hide pitching a tent

what's the advantage of lying in bed for two hours over sitting for two hours?

imagine the bedbugs

Gimmick to get people to stay longer.

You don’t instantly get tired laying in a bed? It’s what they’re there for. I sit on the couch when I watch kino.

Imagine grabbin some pussy while watching capeshit. Too cumffy.