2019 VMAs

That's her outfit? Disappointing.

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she'll probably change after her performance

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How did Camila Cabello get to open for her on her last tour?

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Why is this my favorite picture?

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we want the mutt audience

she wanted an all female tour, so she picked the two who were available, Charli XCX said she did it just for the money

Ready for Taylor to be KANYED again?

yeah im thinking her time is totally over

>airing across literally every Viacom network except Nick so they can claim some cooked up "massive" viewership number
>desperate shilling all over the internet even here
What a fucking joke. MTV and Viacom can't pretend they're invested in music television twice a year. Fuck off.

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>except Nick
check again

you know your show is dead when the biggest highlight of your event is irrelevant crap that happened 10 years ago.

less desperate than pickle rick

for me its alison brie

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>moon (((person)))
jesus fucking christ kill me now

they're saying moonperson instead of moonman

Remember when the VMAs were relevant?

Hahaha holy shit now that is over the top. Makes sense though the kids listen to the music, probably will have among the highest ratings.

pepperidge farms remembers

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The Wall is closing in.

Why is a man wearing this?

is that the actor from Euphoria? Why are they at the VMAs?

Because it's lewd

Shits and gigs

Because it's 2019

Sort of

they did for the kids choice awards as well my guy this what they do

she'll hit one b4 trump will manage to build one

well she will be 30 in a few months

>MTV and Viacom can't pretend they're invested in music television twice a year.

YouTube replaced MTV as the main way to consume music videos a long long time ago gramps.

>10 years since pic related
ok this is not epic

i remember 2002 VMAS. Avril lavigne won new artist award. that was the last VMA i actually watched. i did however caught the OPs moment live, when i was switching the channels by pure coincidence.

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>seconds in and we're watching gay shit
JUST

>special effects over the performance
maximum cringe

Modern popular music is shit, so ain't nobody watching this

UH OH OH UH OH OHHHHHHHHH

Watching live

Oh god, I want to lick Taylor Swifts legs, top to bottom. Holy fuck they are perfect.

should retire desu. sitting on billions at her age she should make the most out of her life instead of doing cameras. But this probably is the only life she knows.

She's getting fat tbhfam. I liked her better back when she was on X-Factor with Fifth Harmony. See even looked a lot better last year like here

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nah, they only pimped her really good for that show, she already looked bad months prior to this. Honestly i wouldnt even call it bad if it wasn't for all the fake makeup that only makes it worse.

Yea Forums'S ARYAN QUEEN IS LIVE RIGHT NOW

damn, wine aunt looking real mommy today

any good ass shots so far from her tonight?

who the fuck is this host? and why is he over 50?

Hilary Duff doesnt do music anymore

'member when this Jew used to fuck her Aryan pussy irl?

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What the fuck is wrong with this bitch

wtf, that's just her teen choice outfit. fucking lame

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Jlo there?

cute bulge uwu

how hard is it to Not bomb as a host?

you literally just stand there and talk.

SAFE SPACE JOKES FROM THE WHITE MALE HOST

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Is she going to win video of the year?

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who's hosting? seth meyers?

>10 years since pic related
Haven't watched this trash since 2003

no

too late to be thinking about kids now

Is Billie there?

Billie Eilish has some really great songs

is /ourbimbo/ there?

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no red carpet pics, so probably not

based & blackpilled

time for shawn mendes to pretend to be straight and attracted to camila

Bro who the fuck is this and what the fuck is she wearing

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youtube.com/watch?v=8KpKc3C9V3w

i was wondering what country she's from

>larsson
3 guesses, user

>combat, im ready for combat
>i say i don't want that
>but what if i do

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he's been doing that since his magcon days.

he's got that shit down to a science.

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>orange man bad
how can you fap to her lads?

jewish milkers

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who we talking about?

...

Because fuck Trump and fuck Netanyahu. Do you guys seriously care this much about politics?

looked good on stage. Nice, tight.

brie, watch it live dumdum

those titties are looking pretty fine

throwing up pretty hard right now

>those knees

>this is airing on nickelodeon right now
>kids are watching this thinking it's cool to be obese

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show me brie's tatas im a nightshift right now

(wagie only to pay for my interwebz)

same for me

123tvnow.com/watch/mtv/

you HAVE to turn off all your cookie/ad/ect blockers
Contribute to the fucking swarm you little cuck

jesus, kid rock or whoever was right about her

How much coke? estimate in grams, closest guess gets the difference in coke delivered to their house, you only have to post your address, phone number and email address in this thread.

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why is he wearing a wedding band?

>jonas brothers walk outside
>music carries on
>guy singing forgets, quickly brings up his mic
>Guitar forgets his gay little solo thing, starts fake noodling
>women still losing their fucking minds as the charade breaks down infront of them

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BILLY
RAY
Your daughter is a whore

I don't understand what is happening

BRO
WHY

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>hey, how about we put the mic at crotch level and then just bump up the gain to max?

BRO
YOU WEARING A DRESS NIGGA HAHAHAHHAAAAA

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VMAs are the porn oscars right?

>tay tay is the only one there
>her whole entourage of lgbtxyzqia freaks come up
yeah this totally wasn't planned for months

I don't think I've heard a single pop song released in 2019. Are any of them any good?

Jonathan can wear whatever the fuck he wants. I'm not a fan of gays, but he's pretty funny.

To insinuate such things is borderline antisemitism

taylor went full POZ

Is Taylor Piece of Shit all over this, I bet?

Can't fucking wait for her no-talent ass to just go away.

no that's the STDs

why are there two taylors?

kid rock was right

someone shoot me in my fucking face with a gun christ

one is taylor (male)
and one is taylor (female)

was that beetlejuice?

TSwift isn’t going anywhere, bro
Bitch can do pop AND country

everyone is so plastic and obnoxious

Is Lizzo performing? If she isn't, I'm not watching this shit.

which one was which? I couldn't tell.

shut up retard

>miley shows up for the first time
>immediately starts being a slut as if she has a fucking whore on demand button that her jewish producers smash whenever she's on camera
>fucking tranny car advert
>adverts every 5 fucking minuets
Is this what living in weimerica is like on a daily basis?

It'll all come tumbling down eventually. And when it does I will laugh. An cheer the fact that her fugly, can't-sing, pain in the ass useless fifteen minutes will be over.

There hasn’t been a good female rapper since Missy

azealia

She did already

Almost 15 years of fame doesn’t disappear overnight without an ethical catastrophe

I thought of a really good idea for a reaction channel, World war 2 vets react to modern culture.

is that the girl from the work it video???

Then let us pray she suffers from one. Someone needs to catch her on film doing something. Just completely destroy her career in an instant.

You'll be waiting 15-20 years for that laugh.

I MADE THAT BITCH FAMOUS

i'm out I just can't take it anymore

taylor is woke

I work for her label btw not sure if that matters

>can't-sing
She's actually a pretty good singer tho

youtube.com/watch?v=2GGRdwfhl-U

She sounds like a sick cat.

MOMMY

I mean sure she's not getting any younger but still, that's a dope ass outfit

she shouldnt have covered up her legs but other than that i agree

I bet he came inside of her with his circumcised dick and she didn't even wash her snatch until next morning

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FAGS!

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It tumbled down in 2016 and again in 2017 with a terrible album, but here we are. All it takes is some virtue signalling and narrative correcting. That being said she doesn't have much longer, she's a 2010s pop relic that's getting BTFO by Billie Eilish with a meme song and video.

>she starts naming her jewish producers

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is this niggers talking for hours??? first this fat bitch now the fat old nigger bitch

And thank fuck for that.

Look at this bitch. Face looks like it got caught in a vice.

And why the fuck are you always squinting? Its like that guy from Third Rock from the Sun. Thats her. French Stewart in drag.

#seeherhearher

How do I get Taylor to marry me bros?

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be jewish

Quit memeing

Even if new Taylor Swift music isn’t as popular as new music from younger artists, she still has enough fans to tour like Billy Joel

cara has a better chance.

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Be a posh british douche and don't ever do anything that remotely pisses her off

Joe Alwyn isn't Jewish tho.

does anyone on this planet think shawn mendes is straight?

who is the cutie singing

Muting this gay shit and listening to some indie artists while it goes on
soundcloud.com/topaz-1/meridian-capo-song-1

Does anyone truly believe this twink and his spic beard are a legit couple?

They'll be dead by December.

no, even my super normie sister thinks its fake

TRAVOLTA IS STILL ALIVE?????????????

wtf are you doing there john travolta

>what the fuck
tay a cute

BASED JOHN

BASED TAYTAY
Yea Forums BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>every single song is literally in the same tempo and key

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Him and Jon Cryer should work together

this show has had an undue focus on taylor

how many people did she fuck for this

not really, and I'm 30

FUCK DA LAW

None
She's by far the biggest name on the show so of course they're giving her all the awards

ALL OF THEM.

nobody really cares about fags and trannies...why the fuck are they making it seem like they're more than a fraction of a percentage of the entire population?

Goblin taylor

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very gay-centric re: Taylor's new music

there ARE other songs on the album

Bit random but the hell is lizzo, some new flavour of the month rapper like Megan the stallion or what? I keep seeing her in my recomendations.

but the cameras kept focusing on her during all of the performances

You need to go back, mouthbreather.

>authentic
>dyed, styled hair that looks like its in a videogame
>12 inches deep in makeup
>surgery
>expensive one time wear clothes
>crowds of baying screaming sycophants
>every piece of music anybody in the event has released has been directly derivative of other peoples work
The balls on these people

and they're not very good

shes the main draw of the show, ariana is touring so she cant be there, and no one is tuning in for shawn mendes or flavor of the month like lizzo

Lizzo made a song two years ago that got popular after a Netflix program and now it's #4 on the Billboard.

stop samefagging

/OURGIRL/ MILEY

I am a mobilefag. Try again next time.

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MILEY SYRUP! YAAAAS SIS!

She has an amy winehouse tier crackvoice now

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>that black guy in the yellow

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maybe she'll join the 27 club

What’s up with Miley Cyrus and her new image

why are the gays litter TS pander to them?

>song of the year

>it took a whole bottle of patron to get lizzo drunk

TAKE MY HORSE TO THE HOTEL ROOM

>i got a lil speech so
*pulls out giant scroll*
>thank you!

Also
>god
>anything to do with this

Last white male alive hands mu award to negro underclass, 2019, visualized

without god, you wouldnt even be alive, dummy.

this rosalia girl BTFOs miley

more proof that god does not actually exist, or we killed him

Thighs/10

is prep the most degenerate drug?

It’s gays’ favorite drug so of course

cant be worse than the herpes one

Money well spent
Time to rape

Wallison Brie

>take this anti HIV drug
>also it will cause your bones to become brittle, cause you to have random migraines and a lower immune system, you may also randomly die unless you visit your doctor every week when you take our drug

Friendly Reminder: taylor swift turns 30 this year. She will hit the wall and become irrelevant

I WANT TO GET AWAY

manlet kravitz

Dick valentine is woke on lenny kravits
youtube.com/watch?v=mfFvaaazc5w

>some stupid negro singing about muh makeup and muh tight dresses to a crowd of people who would kill her to preserve their use of tight dresses and makeup

fucking cringe

what's rihanna up to?

Watching the VMAs you'd think America is fucking %90 black with token whites
Das kulture

>Seems pretty based if you are a doctor and wand to keep people dependent on you.

Society has collapsed

Done with music, focusing on her fenty buisness.

She retired after acknowledging the music landscape of today to be shit and unworthy of her voice and talent

who is this pimp and his ugly women?

>starts talking into the mic she was "singing" with
>completely different
Why even lipsynch? why? what's the point?

M-MEADOW?

AY TONE

>big pussy outlived james gandolfini
kek

DONT PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND THEM YOU IDIOT YOU'LL GET ME TOOD YOU FUCKING THEY SMELL JEWISH PRODUCER BLOOD

Between having to watch Blacks or virtue signaling white cucks I’ll take the first

Is it billie Eye-lish or el-ish?

Literally who?

It's because most popular music in this country is made by blacks. No-one complains when the NBA is mostly black or the PGA Tour is mostly white.

youre an idiot.

in-dus-try plant

>literally reaches into his back pocket to get a $20
MY SIDES MY FUCKING SIDES

First

You're

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>that brit slag from GoT is there but not Hindu goddess Priyanka
Lame

>VMAs
>VM
who the fuck watches videoclips in the year of our lord
imagine an entire night dedicated to the first few seconds of a video literally everyone minimizes on youtube

>4 violins
>can't hear a single violin
why

I like to imagine that they have hot lesbian sex while their husbands are away on tour.

Is the guidette wife there?

Watching music videos is cool again

>fasion trailblaizer
>those shoulders

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Yes

D J
K H A L E D

>assad i love you

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ur.

It's because MTV is run by SJWs. Always has been except for the time when they didn't permit any negro music in the early 80s. Their Rock The Vote campaign was aimed young people to vote for the Democrats.

Blacks are only 12% of the population but everything involves around them now.

Nowadays because pop music is dominated by hip hop. Which had to do with the fact that most pop producers have a hip hop background or something like that.

hey they're actually singing, apart from that one white kid earlier these are the only guys who have actually sung their own songs and not synched,

Bend down.
Shake that booty.
I know it's little.
But it's unique.

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Why did they get some literally who old Italian guy to host?

imagine being this retarded

Logo goes here (TM) (C)

>best art direction
>on a kitchen counter shaking her ass

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>imagine being (You)
thank god, im not.

I have to say whatever team set up the stage lighting aren't shit and probably need a raise, the stuff with the arm mounted screens is pretty cool and slick, i'm glad strobe lighting has died a quick death

what the fuck is this

We want the "fuckin hoe" crowd

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something between katy perry at the super bowl and kanye on snl

>that one midget in the fucking happy face ball thing
>everybody in the crowd looks visibly bored or confused

90s VMAs were great. I loved when Manson came out and fucked shit up.
youtube.com/watch?v=iMYKTNTUdOg

I’m Latino and this is embarrassing

The what

LATINO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

Who /watchingthisonnickelodeonbecauseIdontgetMTV/ here?

Why don't they have a category like "sexiest video" or "most fappable video". It's half the reason people even watch music videos these days.

god they would never even consider for a femtosecond allowing anyone even close to his type on stage anymore, he wouldn't be bashing Christianity anymore, there's a new status quo that they've got to protect

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he's a straight white man, which means he's banned by default

Ice T is fat.

that law and order money made a nigga fatt
At least he fucking rapped, at least he actually fucking sung something by himself

zoomers dont know about this music. wtf.

She'll be essential mompop in 20 years

they know this one

bless that one dude with the bear head on, a true soldier

>straight
he and anyone who liked him was a flaming faggot

6/10 VMAs

well that was terrible

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legitimately awful outside of Missy Elliott's performance

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Dick is woke AF on many topics.

He did this for laughs like the South Park guys, right?

Like Shania times Modonna

that's what he fucking said

I thought he was implying the VMAs was a sewer pipe up Moloch's buttholio.

good shit

Black people have always been musically gifted why is this surprising

Yes this is the eternal /pol/tard

disgusting dress.

Fake as fuck

Anybody else notice how black and gay the VMAs were this year?

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Anyone have this in higher resolution? My fav pic of Tay

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