/cyc/ - Giro d'Italia

"active recovery"

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Who was this again. Did he died?

A mimir

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uhm mr, criminel action on blue board

Since our dearest kankerberta is having her mandatory Estrogen dosage for breakfast, let's do the
>UNOFFICIAL STAGE 3 FRAUD GALLERY

>08 Caleb Ewan Lotto Soudal + 00
>10 Phil Bauhaus Bahrain Victorious + 00
>13 Cees Bol Team DSM + 00
>17 Mathieu van der Poel Alpecin-Fenix + 00
>36 Rui Costa UAE Team Emirates + 00
>172 Barnabas Peak Intermarché-Wanty-Gobert + 01:06
>174 Dries De Bondt Alpecin-Fenix + 01:12
>175 Clément Davy Groupama-FDJ + 04:26 (LAST)
>DNF Jan Tratnik Bahrain Victorious

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Stage 1: Budapest TT
Stage 2: Budapest -> Kaposvár Sprint
Stage 3: Keszthely ->Maribor Hilly
Stage 4: Ljubljana -> Trieste Hilly

There, I fixed the Giro

Seems it was Meintjes. Unfortunately he survived.

Glad i went for a nice long ride in the amazing weather and sunshine today instead of staying at home watching a semen slurping sprint stage
also very pleased to see my boy fraudviria score me some points

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>implying

>tfw no Trianon stage

>shoes and pedals on the bed

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Bertaček, what did you think of my joke? It was funny right

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That is a shame indeed. FUCK Meintjes.

all the hun spectators

GOTT STRAFE MEINTJES

Yes, well, just like the previous ... jokes. ...

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can you vocaroo yourself pronouncing all of these

Imagine if Americans cared about cycling...

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>Felix Gall 20th
Based, the elite 4 credit shitter keeps on scoring points

>50m cycling
>6 minutes of commercials
>repeat

sleep tight, pupper

To be fair to ameribert most euros can't pronounce these either.

So basically Eurosport

No, they'd stop cycling during the commercials obviously

lol

Remco could be doing very good this Giro 2bh

all stages would be crits
races would be stopped for ads
there would be a big break (half break) for more ads
there would be cheerleaders and more thots

that was actually funny to me which means it was probably not funny

Ciclismo.

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requesting my dual citizenship right now

And the attack of the day brought to you by skittles
Skittles taste the rainbow

First ride on a road race bike today. Everything aches and I still dont know if I need to change something with the setup or if it just feels like that.

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post it

bUt ThErE aRe No AdS oN tHe JeRsEyS
really is the weirdest line to draw

What do you mean, us Germanics always have the funniest humor so it was definitely a good joke.

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I know right?
A Brazilian walks into a bar but he can't afford anything so he leaves.

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where team fraudulence

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it has become team DNS

dns

in case you made a typo and were really asking for team flatulence

ˈbuːdəˈpɛʃt
ˈkɒpoʃvaːr
ˈkɛsthɛj
ˈmáːɾibɔɾ
ljuˈbljaːna
triˈɛste

Its a Bianchi with disc brakes and a 105

that depends on how long the ride was and how fit you are

n*ggers dont ride bikes, they only steal them

>bianchi
good
just wanted to see if the fit looked weird maybe. Other than that you'll get used to the bike fast and then you won't have any issues

It’s called track they invented it

did you remember to remove the plastic disk behind the cassette

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points are in my fellow velogamers

/elite top 22/, another 5 places gained. Easy to do when you have the winner of each stage so far.

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Lame

ENOUGH

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>Czechbert enters the /elitetop50/

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>29th
Better than I expected
Worse than I hoped

Gained a few spots. Life looking good.

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What a brutal mogging

I lost some places actually

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oh...

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why does the giro have 3 break days?
doesn't the tour have only 2 breaks?

All grand tours have 3 this year

lengthy transfer

this bert explains it
it is hard on the stomach

Usually yes, this year they have 3. Just whatever fits really.

2nd on the stage and /elite/ top 44. The comeback has begun.

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4 points for our boy Felix Gall today.

>Slovenes call Trieste "Trst"

>disdain for vowels

>Croats call Ragusa "Dubrovnik"

I'm not even sure who will win in the end

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