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Johnny hockey is putting up eichel numbers

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we don't want to look at your shit, user. just flush it and be done

Fuck the penguins

commenting without present

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raanta looks nervous

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Classic
Flames
Choke

Whole lotta action going on ITT
LOTTA iffy niggas up in this bitch
don't mind me I'm just sayan
watch yo BACK

and a LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

Flames are pissing it all away
Dallass shouldn't even have had one lead let alone two wins

I'm just about to visit her and stay for dinner
I'll be back home to watch bloos-mild game

>rags

literally how can one team be so >rags

>playoffs
>gaudreau and tkachuk are invisible
shocked im telling you. SHOCKED

>canes
>poos
>laffs
>kangs
Simple as.

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>predicts Rangers-Flames finals
>both team are choking their respective free first round matchup away
Nobody escapes the Tree jinx

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I don't undestand

pooins in 6

Johnny Gaudreau stats in the 2022 playoffs
>0 goals
>1 assist
>0 hits
>minus 1
>hart candidate

>flames choke

never been a good team desu

It's not a "jinx" when you're just a retard who knows nothing about hockey

>manlet turns invisible when playoffs begin and hockey becomes more physical
Shocker.

I believe it refers to pissing loud sounds like frying

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Redpill me on vampire female hedgehog

grim

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maybe he's built for SCF exclusively

Just like rick nash

>and then theres me at the urinal
"Yeah thanks bud its a cool dick now let me piss"

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Dallas
Canes
Panthers

Finland does really dominate NHL right now

>Germoney

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stop bullying our johnny

3 frauds

gofast

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image related

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fag

Did you say......FAST?

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As soon as he stops choking

Why did sonic adventure 2 have jiggle physics bros

>his job is delivering newspapers
>the same job that they give 10-year-olds

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mcavoy out for covid protocol

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don't. call. anybody.

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>3 frauds
How can you call Carolina a fraud? They will play in the finals

Are people SERIOUSLY still worried about covid?

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Avs cup win should get an asterisk if Flames and Panthers both duck out in round one.

I was going to see her today but I became sick yesterday. See my parents every week at church/brunch though

when people start posting literal tranny motherfuckers i'm out. see you at gametime

They're letting 10-year olds drive 136 miles 6 nights a week in America? I knew your economy was getting shite but I didn't know it was that grim.

W-why?

They're soft jlmi

its boston, they are almost canadian tier regardin covid

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Fuck the Rangers

you fucking retard

Avs are frauds too

>disliking literal tranny motherfuckers

I thought this was /HOC/

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>maces you

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My Canesies will win today.

what would he even do say he got in the club and pulled a chick
was he planning to just take her home and keep his hat on during sex the whole time?

ok..

Oettinger going into god mode combined with Heiskanen waking up combined with the Stars defense becoming smothering

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poor shesterkin, his team sucks!

Stars defense is fucking ass
The flames are beating themselves

*anxiety motor runnin'*

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I don't have eyes

My mother is dying, lads. :'(

Ban evading, tbg?

>built for playoffs
>have scored a lowly three goals vs dallas
LMFAO. Calgary deserves to be mocked if they lose this series

stop posting here and go spend time with her then

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>Raped by a kid who collects loli mugs
>Nuked by janny for spamming off topic
KWAB

>Dallas’ Jamie Benn has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for High-sticking Calgary’s Andrew Mangiapane.
and he'd do it again

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maybe they could spend time ragsposting here together

F

Where we are going you won't need eyes to see

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fuck off coomer

Cringe
0/10

Why do the Flames choke so hard in this series?

just shave it bros

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good idea

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Th*s

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apparently this is "david perron hoisting the stanley cup"

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WE'RE SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON

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>sonic/chris chan spamming in /hoc/
worse than the tagaki poster ngl

DROP THE PUCK GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRYYYYYYYYYY

K

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my mother lives two thousand miles away from me

and that's stopping you from calling her how?

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>the end of the season approaches

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long distance payphone rates

tbgs ban evading so we're going to need gamethreads

kwab

>Macavoy has covid
lol