/hoc/
this is a new hockey thread
>ready when you are matty
>i'll stay a little longer so you can get me when im tired
yep, im thinking Benn is BASED
Did you call your mom, /hoc/? Bout to call mine?
>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
Flordia Panties is gonna get yeeted is my prediction.
I see mom at church erry sunday
presented without comment
No I actually visited her you god damn zoomer
Johnny hockey is putting up eichel numbers
we don't want to look at your shit, user. just flush it and be done
Fuck the penguins
commenting without present
raanta looks nervous
Classic
Flames
Choke
Whole lotta action going on ITT
LOTTA iffy niggas up in this bitch
don't mind me I'm just sayan
watch yo BACK
and a LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
Flames are pissing it all away
Dallass shouldn't even have had one lead let alone two wins
I'm just about to visit her and stay for dinner
I'll be back home to watch bloos-mild game
>rags
literally how can one team be so >rags
>playoffs
>gaudreau and tkachuk are invisible
shocked im telling you. SHOCKED
>canes
>poos
>laffs
>kangs
Simple as.
>predicts Rangers-Flames finals
>both team are choking their respective free first round matchup away
Nobody escapes the Tree jinx
I don't undestand
pooins in 6
Johnny Gaudreau stats in the 2022 playoffs
>0 goals
>1 assist
>0 hits
>minus 1
>hart candidate
>flames choke
never been a good team desu
It's not a "jinx" when you're just a retard who knows nothing about hockey
>manlet turns invisible when playoffs begin and hockey becomes more physical
Shocker.
I believe it refers to pissing loud sounds like frying
Redpill me on vampire female hedgehog
grim
maybe he's built for SCF exclusively
Just like rick nash
>and then theres me at the urinal
"Yeah thanks bud its a cool dick now let me piss"
Dallas
Canes
Panthers
Finland does really dominate NHL right now
>Germoney
stop bullying our johnny
3 frauds
gofast
image related
fag
Did you say......FAST?
As soon as he stops choking
Why did sonic adventure 2 have jiggle physics bros
>his job is delivering newspapers
>the same job that they give 10-year-olds
mcavoy out for covid protocol
don't. call. anybody.
>3 frauds
How can you call Carolina a fraud? They will play in the finals
Are people SERIOUSLY still worried about covid?
Avs cup win should get an asterisk if Flames and Panthers both duck out in round one.
I was going to see her today but I became sick yesterday. See my parents every week at church/brunch though
when people start posting literal tranny motherfuckers i'm out. see you at gametime
They're letting 10-year olds drive 136 miles 6 nights a week in America? I knew your economy was getting shite but I didn't know it was that grim.
W-why?
They're soft jlmi
its boston, they are almost canadian tier regardin covid
Fuck the Rangers
you fucking retard
Avs are frauds too
>disliking literal tranny motherfuckers
I thought this was /HOC/
>maces you
My Canesies will win today.
what would he even do say he got in the club and pulled a chick
was he planning to just take her home and keep his hat on during sex the whole time?
ok..
Oettinger going into god mode combined with Heiskanen waking up combined with the Stars defense becoming smothering
poor shesterkin, his team sucks!
Stars defense is fucking ass
The flames are beating themselves
*anxiety motor runnin'*
I don't have eyes
My mother is dying, lads. :'(
Ban evading, tbg?
>built for playoffs
>have scored a lowly three goals vs dallas
LMFAO. Calgary deserves to be mocked if they lose this series
stop posting here and go spend time with her then
>Raped by a kid who collects loli mugs
>Nuked by janny for spamming off topic
KWAB
>Dallas’ Jamie Benn has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for High-sticking Calgary’s Andrew Mangiapane.
and he'd do it again
maybe they could spend time ragsposting here together
F
Where we are going you won't need eyes to see
fuck off coomer
Cringe
0/10
Why do the Flames choke so hard in this series?
just shave it bros
good idea
Th*s
apparently this is "david perron hoisting the stanley cup"
WE'RE SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON
>sonic/chris chan spamming in /hoc/
worse than the tagaki poster ngl
DROP THE PUCK GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRYYYYYYYYYY
K
my mother lives two thousand miles away from me
and that's stopping you from calling her how?
>the end of the season approaches
long distance payphone rates
tbgs ban evading so we're going to need gamethreads
kwab
>Macavoy has covid
lol