37

>37
who was in the wrong here

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The whore obviously

In a row?

Insecure manchild. Who cares what she did in the past? ITS THE PAST.

37 is a lot of dicks its like an entire nfl roster

Hey try not to suck anyone’s dick on the way home.

Both were. He was upset, but for the wrong reason, because we learned from Stifler that women under represent their sexual activities by about 67% and men inflate theirs by 200%. He really only had sex with 4 women, while she had slept with 9 men and blown 111.

At least she remembered who Snowball was. She might be easy, but she makes a point to remember who she has been with.

>while she had slept with 9 men and blown 111

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Even though she brought him food to work, 37 is too much. Dante is really cucked with other peoples dick desu. His qt brown girl gf in the next movie even went ass to mouth with other guys.

Dante for being a jealous prick. Imagine how good her blowjobs are with all that practise? And she brought him lasagne. Cute thick italian girls are GOAT.

Ass to mouth?! You NEVER go ass to mouth!

I came in his lasagna

>men inflate theirs by 200%
Fuck, I should add at least one to my imaginary conquests or I'll get discovered.

Him for being a wageslave. Only dumb wageslaves settle for roasties the same way they settle with their dead end job.

*on the way through the parking lot.

whats 200% of 0 i cant do math

Her herpes is very much in the present.

It's basically an Army platoon.

B-b-but lasagna

Zero

how many heads did you give, user?
me:
>14

Wow thank you quote police! I really need you making sure every word was right. Dumb bitch, get a life.

FUCK

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>Kuckin Smith's advice at the end is stay with a whore because she made you lasagna once

t. roasty

wife fucked 24 guys before we got together. AMA

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37 is really an impressive number. How old was she? Is she's like 35 or something, it's fine.

>want a girl who has slept with a maximum of maybe 5 men
>I've slept with 20 women and counting
How do I deal with the hypocrisy of being a sleazy whore? I'm basically a used up roastie wanting to settle for a good girl. Also I struggle with the question of whether it's better to be with a woman who's had a lot of casual sex but fewer/none long term relationship vs a woman who's only had long term relationships/been in love at least once. What do you think? Because at the end of the day you can compete with a fling but how do you compete with a serious boyfriend. He's cucking you with the deep rooted emotional memories.

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Hmm, I guess it depends on if she was in a relationship or what.

>be 27
>meet a girl
>fall for her
>steal a kiss
>she freaks out, since she doesn't want to start anything serious before leaving the country for good
>see her one last time at the airport
>kiss farewell
>later learn that she's 21
>and virgin
I had a unicorn on my hands and I lost her. God dammit, I'll never have anything as pure ever again.

I think they're in their early to mid-20s. Definitely supposed to be less than 10 years out of high school.

>if she was in a relationship
sure with like 9 of them. but thats more miles of dick to me

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She probably is fucking another one every other day. Whores NEVER stop. I am sorry fren. :(

>not an American
>virgin at 21
Dude, she was fucking at 14.

>Whores NEVER stop.
i did. besides i keep her preggo. dont think shes that nasty

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How does that make you feel user?

Nope. She's a church girl too. Fuck, I might move to Russia after her.

meh, thats what im here for. this is the best way to suss ones feelings out. trial by fire

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Dante for not getting her to make it 40 with Randal, Jay and Silent Bob. She was used goods anyway, and Caitlin Bree was hotter.

37 dicks... at mid 20s? That's probably a lot. I'm not a girl but not sure I could imagine it unless I was really partying and doing one night stands.

anyone can have any preferences they want . when it becomes annoying is when they start thinking that they "deserve" their preference, because no one deserves anything.

You wanting a pure girl is as valid and entitled as a pure man wanting a pure girl.

just like you wanting a beautiful girl is as valid and entitled as an ugly man wanting a beautiful girl.

there is no hypocrisy involved. it would be hypocritical if you said "people should not sleep around" and then you did it. but you saying "I would prefer to have a pure girl" as a non-pure person is no more hypocritical than someone with blonde hair saying " I would prefer to have a red haired girl".

Dante for coming to work on his day off and crying about it for the whole shift.

I've fucked like 80+ bitches and I wouldn't give a fuck about how many they've fucked cuz you never go raw unless in a relationship. Plus it's piss easy to get tested for stds once in a relationship.

>meh, thats what im here for.
You sound like a genuine beta male she had to settle with after chad used her up and got bored.

To be fair, he wasn’t even suppose to be there that day.

IN
A
ROW

Did people really have sex before the internet?

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Yes, it’s just that they didn’t have anyone there reminding them to.

I like to believe nobody has sex ever unless they're in porn or have children.

74 pre-her here

I appreciate this outlook of yours, user

Have sex.

Nah, Caitlin was a cunt and hid her freakiness (see: fucking a strange corpse in the bathroom).

Lasagna was always honest even if it would have hurt her, cared deeply about Dante and made effort to comfort him on a trying day.

The cherry on top is that girls are usually terrible at BJs without practice, she was probably so good he though he had a problem with premature ejaculation with her. Huge bonus.

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This user gets it.

Let me guess, she grew up with 24 brothers