What do you think?

Why assholes in-universe are so obsessed with the Death Star anyway? First time it made sense because it was the atomic bomb. Second time it was a master keikaku for destroying the rebellion once and for all and it was still the atomic bomb but they were already struggling for building the damn thing. After being blow up 3 times by a group of rascals, maybe they should get a clue and stop making Death Stars. What about a missile system around the galaxy?

he never had any to begin with lol

Or mayhaps ramming ships of doom.

>Death Star = Size of Moon
>Planet Killer = Size of Planet
>System Eradicator = Size of a Sun
>Sector Destroyer = Size of a Solar System
>Galaxy Ender = Size of a Sector
Then finally, Universe Obliterator, Size of a Galaxy.

not angular enough, the sith star is a dodecahedron

Why build another Death Star when you can just hyperspace ram something with a small ship?

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>Then finally, Universe Obliterator, Size of a Galaxy.
Star Wars XXX: We Must Go Bigger

That only work for empowered purple-haired ladies who may be or not in a lesbian relationship with another empowered lady

>5'311
/tv "intellectual"

Super Dave should have been snoke

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WHOA ANOTHER DEATH STAR! OK THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC FOR THE WIN! HOLY FUCKING BASED I CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE STAH WAHS! I WANNA BUY STAH WAHS ACTION FIGURE AND LEGO DEATH STAR SET! FUCK YES I'M SO HAPPY I FUCKING LOVE STAH WAHS!

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It's not going to be an entirely new one, but the canon from the remains of the death star 2 will fire

Lol or at least upgrade tie fighters to outmaneuver a slightly modded freighter

He would probably be the best villain in all NuWars

Um sweaty. He doesn't need another Death Star. Star Wars is saved.

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Who even watches this shit? The only person I met wo "likes" nu-wars is a single mother feminist. Not even her child likes that garbage. Even the prequels are more liked it seems. At least they have some kind of lore.

The sequels are based

lol I never thought I'd see literal Disney shills here

You mean in the sense of based beans? based boy?

it would be onions you dumb fuck

You wish dork lol. No I mean they are cool.

Nah bro it's a Super Death Star that actually fires smaller Death Stars to different systems.

>5 fucking Star Wars movies wih Death Stars
Good God

this looks like such shit lmfaooooo

>Tengen Toppa Star Wars

Why don't they just build 10,000 star destroyers instead?

Instead of green lasers it shoots red ones!!

what about a deathstar that destroyes the whole universe? THAT would up the stakes.
and this the jedi would be completely assblasted.

how about a massive death star that shoots little death stars

Star Shit- the rise of recycled plots

>I'm an orphan, Kylo.

death stars don't have impact anymore

even in VII it felt so recycled

>not the Star Forge
I sleep

No
The first death star was the size of a small moon
Starkiller base was the size of a small planet
The next Death Star will be the size of a small star.
We can keep going bigger if you want.

>implying JJA has ever had an idea

A Death Stardis?

>death star goes back in time
>we get our retcon for alderaan shoots first

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What about two Death Stars linked together, with a giant laser cannon coming from right in between them?

It was in Serapios' eye this whole time!

top kek

That was clearly a Stand Your Orbit galaxy, so it was a legal shoot.

Could Rose be considered a biological weapon?

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SARS WARS

Looks completely different to me

Stellaris? Gray goo

The new Death Star will shoot swastika shaped lazers. Maybe a little on the nose but we need it in these dark times.

Kylo will destroy sith rey after she is possed by palpy and he will reforge the new jedi order when she have made a new sith order. Also knights of ren will attack kylo Screen cap this

>dude watch star wars it's the best trilogy ever
>every movie is exactly the same, the difference only being the size of the deathstar
noice

What if two Deathstars chained together like a bolas, and another bigger deathstar with an arm that would throw them across the galaxy

At this rate, The Phantom Menace and The Empire Strikes Back will be the only SW films to not feature the Death Star.

Is it enough??

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What if the EMPIRE actually made STARS that looked like STARS, but they were really SPACE STATIONS that would spell ultimate doom for the REBEL ALLIANCE?

By putting the death star in the first one, it sucked all the life out of the franchise. you cannot top it

TWO CHEWBACCAS?

Is the Death Star in Solo?

>Implying he had any ideas to begin with

What about a regular Death Star inside a giant Death Star? It gets to be HUEG and then when you think you blow it up, it turns out to only be the outer Death Star and the Death Star Classic™ is revealed?

they are the Apple of cinema at this point

>What about a regular Death Star inside a giant Death Star? It gets to be HUEG and then when you think you blow it up, it turns out to only be the outer Death Star and the Death Star Classic™ is revealed?
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA

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>Episode I: No DS
>Episode II: Death Star shown for 1st time in cannon
>Episode III: First [!!!] Death Star shown at end (so dumb)
>Episode IV: After 20 years of construction..
>Episode V: No DS
>Episode VI: Death Star II
>Episode VII: Starkiller Base=Not Death Star (it counts)
>Episode VIII: "Mini Death Star Tech"
>Episode IX: DS II wreckage
>Rogue One: Still working on that DS
>Solo: No DS. [?]

Am I right about Solo?

*canon

Anyway, I don't watch Solo this minute (though it's pretty damn good), so is the Death Star in that flick or not?

Did JJ Abrams ever had an original idea?
He is the Nolan of Scifi

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how about a bunch of Black Stars that destroys a petite White Star

WHAT ABOUT A DEATH SPACE? See this time the EMPIRE has made a ship(s?) that mimics the blackness of SPACE ITSELF.

>Sweaty
How'd you know I broke no fap once the new trailer released?

Looks completely different from the Death Star, IMO

Kek

JJ never had any original idea

In ep 1 there were mini death star ball ships thingums to get you ready for that there death star. Solo had no death star and was a FLOooooOooOp.

The new Death Star will be immune to hyperspace rams

>In ep 1 there were mini death star ball ships thingums
Doesn't count they had normal firepower and you had to squint to see a real DS in them.

>Solo had no death star
Thank you!
>and was a FLOooooOooOp.
Yeah but it's actually kino.

I'm convinced most people only hate the prequels cause of popular opinion or to be edgy.

They were a huge letdown, user, but they are masterpieces when compared to the sequels.

Can someone edit this pic to give the Sith Star visible ridges? Y'know, so we can definitively say it's different from the Death Star.

It wont be just another death star. It will be six death stars throughout the galaxy. They will combine their beams, like how one death star does it, to annihilate other galaxies.

Screen cap this, I saw a few frames from the render.

You can't run out of something you never had in the first place.

That's very obviously not Rey.

Is he ever going to admit he was wrong?

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Gay

I can see them doing this

reminds of Legend of the Galactic heros suddenly.

Well, the solution is to put all the purple haired lesbos in ships and have them pull the Muslim Maneuver.

This fixes a couple of issues in one go.

uh theres no death star in 2, 3, or solo

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>post in this thread
>get text from unknown number
>youtu.be/S93U4bMDWoc
>talking about dark Rey

WTF?

The Last Jedi was just a poorly made movie. I'm not a huge stars wars fan. I find them entertaining for what they are. The last movie was shit. No matter what level of fan or what era you are into, TLJ was just poorly made and crap. It had no climax and no resolution. It's hard to explain. I was at least intrigued by TFA and where it could possibly lead to. I completely understand die hard SW fans and their critiques, but coming from a casual they screwed the pooch with TLJ. The next movie could be the greatest thing ever and it wouldn't matter.

Yeah there are in the first two examples. In II, a hologram of the first Death Star is shown, and the unfinished husk of the first one is shown at the end of III.

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>The Last Jedi was just a poorly made movie.
>The last movie was shit
Both true statements.

>I was at least intrigued by TFA and where it could possibly lead to
Me too. Don't let anyone bully you out of liking kino VII.

>I completely understand die hard SW fans and their critiques, but coming from a casual they screwed the pooch with TLJ. The next movie could be the greatest thing ever and it wouldn't matter.
Probably.

how tf did it take 20 years to build the first one but ds2 only took two years.

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where the fuck does this order get all the money?
their planet got fucked
then their fleet got fucked
now they have second battle station and a fleet
holy fuck

they hired a competent construction company

Whst if this death star was as big as a solar system and hidden inside a black hole?

Woah.

>how tf did it take 20 years to build the first one but ds2 only took two years.
As a boy, I reasoned that the Death Star only partially blew up. I knew many kids who agreed back then. Yeah obviously I didn't care to read the space text until later.

same here. I thought "ds2" was just the remains of the first one being rebuilt. I couldnt fathom that they would be able to build an entirely new one that quickly. It wasnt until finding Yea Forums and later Yea Forums a couple years ago that someone pointed it out to me.

WHAT IF the new death star a functional lightsaber, using darth sidius' energy as the crystal to power it?

It destroys galaxies by flying around and slicing through their suns.

He already did

sauce

That's clearly sarcasm.

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because after you know how the fuck build a death star replicating it it's not that hard

DS II was much bigger dough

JJ should have used Galaxy Gun or Sun Crusher. I'd fucking watch it in pirated copy

retard shill poster

Star Wars ran out of ideas after 2 movies. The most popular Star Wars stories all rehash the OT.

>I couldnt fathom that they would be able to build an entirely new one that quickly
Yes exactly. Pus the look of it said "battle damage".

Looks completely different to me.

JJ Abrams had new ideas?

*plus

I am so sick of Death Stars. Can't Disney make some Death Asteroids instead or something fresh like that?

And every time it fires, Sheev utters:

>MAKE THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN

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I'd go with a Sun Crusher

Nova inducing weapons are the next step up, and are basically scary as hell if they can be mass produced, as Stars are the lifeblood of everything

Well, the first one had Mads sabotaging it left and right.
Did they say they started building the second right after they blew up the first? I also assumed they started building the second when they were almost done with the first.

Can we ban this asshole?

this made me think, do you think somewhere out in space there's a galaxy sized structure?

Guys, what if The Force℠ is nothing but small Death Stars® of the size of atoms? Think about it.

It's reasonable to assume that they weren't just building one death star, a galaxy is quite large and you'd need more than one super weapon to subjugate it. After the first one was destroyed they were able to double their material and efforts on the second one to make it operational.

Doubt it. He's already successfully shifted attention away from his fellatio of TFA by shitting on people like Collider

Rey's mom

Superlasers are nothing but really big lightsaber crystals, and lightsaber crystals are basically connected to the force, so yeah, that's how it works

based and imperialpilled

Yeah, it's your mum

rude