Why are STAR WARS FANS LIKE THIS ?

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So the new trailer is finally available. and a friend sent me this reaction, told me i had to see it, that it wasn't fake. And i don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the guy. Heck..It's even worrying that people like this have the right to vote.

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I mean, it's just a fucking trailer and the new trilogy isn't even that good to be honest. And yet you have unreal reactions like this

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Didn't he react almost exactly the same to the teaser a couple of months ago and got shit on for his overreaction back then as well?

>Didn't he react almost exactly the same to the teaser a couple of months ago and got shit on for his overreaction back then as well?

Don't know, i'm not subbed to the guy.

yup, found it
youtube.com/watch?v=0ug2DOoxJ1g

Newfags.
This guy has been one of the most used reaction pics in the last month.

the tap pisses me off everytime

>Don't know, i'm not subbed to the guy.
It was, is, a huge meme that guy. Besides how pathetic he is, I can't avoid seeing the disgusting herpes on his fucking face. What a deplorable fuck.

>yup, found it
Holy shit! he seems even more obsessed by it in this one.

>Newfags.
>This guy has been one of the most used reaction pics in the last month.

Probably must've seen him before but had no idea what his username was on youtube.

I want eric to put his ass on my face.

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How embarrassing.

And yet... He has a gf. LMAO

She's probably hideous though

>And yet... He has a gf.
And yet... he booked a room with two beds.

Holy fuck how much more onions tier can you get

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Our boy loved it! :)

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Tell me about Eric, why does he make this face watching a clip show of movies he’s already seen?

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A simple man enjoying his hobbies. Move along, haters.

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Imagine this buttfuck ugly soi overlord having a girlfriend while I'm forever alone... Is his gf a whale?

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You've got the simple part right.

no

>he's getting dumber and fatter in every new video he releases

I sense the architect's hand in this...

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>oohhoohhooh
>tear rolls across mole
>whaaaaoohhoohahaoo

jesus fucking a faggot that was rough to watch.

I'm sure his gf is nothing you would want.

Really, what the fuck is it? Syphillis?

>starts crying a minute in
>the trailer barely just began
Wtf. Either he cries extremely easily or he is way past the point of simply liking SW.

It's his wife and they sleep in separate beds.

why won't he get that fucking cheek thing removed

This guy is Yea Forums personified

He's faking this time. He probably had a bowl of chopped onions out of frame to help induce those crocodile tears.

Being a pussy bitch is what made him famous. He has to keep up that persona to maintain any sort of relevance.

Oh fuck yes Eric Butts reaction video

I thought that dude had deleted all his shit because people made fun of how much of a nerd he is

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Does self respect just not exist anymore?

Söy doesn't make you cry, retard. You're thinking of onions.

Why do reaction videos even exist? Are zoomers so emotionally undeveloped, that they require to see people's faces "reacting" to various things to tell them how to feel?

Yup, he's based.
streamable.com/3z1kq

I see what you did there.

Appreciate you quoting the whole thread. Nice dubs.

A sub 90iq man

Didn't all of the reddit nerds, media jews and even that fag Marc Hamill jump to his defense? The soiboy should thank us for the amount of publicity we gave him.

Thanks, I forgot to put my trip code on.

He'll have to ask the bull for permission first

Yes

Some of the fakest reactions videos around.

>racism
? He's white?

>literally cries over seeing CGI sand

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It's sad enough that they exist but then you see all the different things people react to plus the viewer count and it leaves you with no hope for the human race.

and feed you #2 2?

How do you think he would react, if you'd punch him in the face out of nowhere?

Would he fight back or do anything to talk himself out of the fight or would he just straight up start crying?

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Who's worse: the guy who reacts to movie trailers this way, or the guy who subscribes to his channel to watch him react to movie trailers?

>Would he fight back
good one

>crying over some fucking corporate PRODUCT

Stop this planet I want off

>first frames
>horns and luke gazing at the two setting suns
>starts hyperventilating

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>Isn't even that good
>Isn't good at all, and is embarrassing, pandering, politicized dog shit of the lowest possible caliber and doesn't even deserve to be called a film.
FTFY

The entire species is glad you disgusting cunts are genetic dead-ends.

I honestly thought it was an aids sore but it's been on his face for too long for it to be one. Probably a mole he got self conscious about, and tried ripping it off when he was younger and more pathetic...or like a year go.

I wish I had the energy to even fake this level of frantic.

Damn, this is like the type of 50s relationship I assume basedbois and nazilarpers cream over. What's the point of even being married at this point? Do they have kidz!?

I wish The Fine Brothers had actually went through with trademarking reaction videos a few years back.

I've realised that 1. some people do stuff just for a reaction and for views and 2. some people really, really like stuff and there's nothing really wrong with that.

It's taken me a long time to be comfortable with 2.

They think it's beautiful and powerful to cry over mass produced industry fodder.

Does anyone have the video where the trailer is replaced with Holocaust footage?

>all those Disney bots in the comments
They have no shame at all, do they?

You can literally see his lips shake at the start of the trailer

lol so he didn't even react to sith Rey? He's like >woah ....the big choir!
the big choir? really dude
>the BIG stapler? wait what part of the story is important?

He has his own company, a wife, two children and so little fucks that he's not afraid to show off his emotions for everyone to see on the internet.
He's like the exact opposite of an average user.

What the fuck is that open sore on his face about? Is this guy an untreated syphilitic or something?

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I will never love anything this much

this is inhuman

It's a shame Seth Putnam is being shoah'd off youtube. bitchute.com/video/Ac5Pdldgdar6/

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somebody replace it with BLACKED scene pls

Imagine walking into your father's room as a child and seeing him crying like that because he was watching a trailer of a movie intended to be for children

this dude is one of the biggest frauds I have ever seen

Tyrone Jr. is not his kid, though.

You actually hear him quiver at one point

Pretty based that he made another video with the same enthusiasm that you retards memed him for.

Go outside and get laid faggots.

Imagine caring about what whoever else thinks about you.

Agreed

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He hears his wife getting fucked by Jamal.

Are they really back on the salt planet? I am not giving any clicks for this anymore.

accurate shirt though so at least its self aware

That reaction is fake as shit, I don't get why this is so popular?
He even said he spent hours building himself up to it with music and old trailers, and even still its obvious he's forcing that shit.

Yeah, he’s a huge dork but so what? Half the people here are bigger nerds, at least he’s positive instead of a bitter elitist. The latter is way more insufferable to be around desu.

shit bait. go back to re󠀀ddit

>4000 views
Sad.

why is he facing the wrong way

I psychologically tormented my bullies. When it comes to insulting, belittling, and tormenting a person I can be a very VERY brutal human being. It doesn't take much. Just requires not taking shit, and always having a creepy grin on your face and just stare at them unflinchingly for minutes on end. Never blinking. Looking down on them as nothing more than brainless dogs and telling them, "good boy" when they behave. I think what helped was just the general creepiness I could exude and how quickly I could shift my mood so I'm fairly certain they all thought I was crazy or psychotic. Not to mention me freely sharing my violent thoughts with them with a smile on my face.

YAY MORE STAR WARS PRODUCTS!!!

Yeah, imagine being a reaction youtuber and making any part of your life revolve around what other people think about your faggy reactions to star wars trailers. You and him can share a bullet and have a nice soulful conversation about what dicks judgmental people are beforehand.

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>Kylo kills Rey
>at least I am truly the rise of skywalker

have sex

Stop shilling your videos, you genetical reject.

>dude i'm gonna play my 3ds in public i don't care if people think i'm a manchild bing bing WAHOOO
cringe

His wife is an absolute lush kek

>You've got the simple part right.

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Stop giving this nigger views

underrated

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Don't put all Star Wars fans on the same bag. That's the typical reaction of the average white US male. I'm hispanic and I like SW but I'd never react like that. I go to the gym 5 times a week and I'm 6'2, girls mire me all the time.

>WHY DO PEOPLE STILL ENJOY THINGS

Its like theyre not all bitter husks yet. I don't know, user

Yea Forums is upset because they will never feel real emotion

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He's making around $10,000 per a video like this, he's fine.

I guess he's had it for a while, but I'd definitely say a dermatologist should look at it, it could be cancerous or pre-cancerous. Basal cell carcinomas are relatively harmless and easy to deal with if removed before they can grow.

@everyone
dilate

Made me vomit the pastrami.

Yeah, bullshit. That also doesn't make him any less of a faggot even if you're right.

Disgust is an emotion and I feel it everyday.

implying he doesn't just play it up now even more now that he got the attention.

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What's that disgusting thing on his face and why does he not have it surgically removed, it's so obnoxious to look at, how selfish is this guy?

is this a genuine reaction or he just realized he can get loads of views by playing the retarded fanboy?

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Can you imagine this fuck in say...1800? He would have been BBQ'd and used as cannon fodder. Jesus. Everything survives nowadays.

>no sticky
shit edits

I hope it's cancer.

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Where is the blacked/ninty edit?

That's just his face, user. Surgery for that is cheap but risky.

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it's raspberry jam

this dude needs to spend the $60 and order those teeth whitening kits

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genuine, he's been doing this for a while and most of the time barely hits 100 views

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>his gf is actually hot

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Man, no wonder interracial cuckold porn is so popular in america.

>

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Would you lick it?

>hot
nigga, I've been fucking 1-3/10 girls for the last 9 years and this is NOT a hot girl

She looks like someone's grandma, dude. Get some taste.

yeah and backyard scientist's gf is a total fox too

ur gross man

Its obviously not genuine, the tears were halfway queue'd up in his eyes before the video even began for fuck sake people

Why would there be a sticky if it wasn't stickied to the front page?

Kek, she's his female version minus the mole.

Yes, even stupid fucks who know nothing about history. It's a good thing, though

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What the fuck is that thing

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would desu

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i seriously hope you have standards high enough to not consider that hot. out of his league? yes. hot? hell no.

fluoride, diet of processed food, infantilization of culture, low testosterone, acting because this is his job

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ANT NIGGAS

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WHAT THE FUCK

IS ON HIS

FUCKING

FACE

why hasn't this been answered yet

>still has the skin cancer

Hopefully he gets to see the cinematic masterpiece rise of the skywalker before he dies.

see

>already sobbing before they get past ANH
Disney has the whole world in their pocket

I intentionally posted the low res thumbnail to trigger cucks who wanted to fap to the gif

Is he fucking crying again? It's just disgusting

Alright just post the blacked version already

youtube.com/watch?v=tOue9nW6tNg

No kids, just "fur babies".

it looks like the disappointment is starting to finally sink in

i think his breath smells bad

I get the same reaction when I see fan made videos about world wars with some uplifting, full of pathos and triumph marching music.

I unironically cried with him and almost reached sexual climax when the trailer was over. Absolutely beautiful experience.

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>Yea Forums LARPs about hating this guy
>still gives him views

Are you all retarded on purpose?

Hah, I see you're a master in the art of trolling, and you sure did troll them well my good sir.

We genuinely hate him.

how did he launch into orgasm when he saw the double sunset?
so soon?
how do you enjoy something so much, i don't get it

Normies white knighting this guy for virtue signal points when the first teaser came out was the funniest shit ever since it became a hot trend. IRL they treat his kind like they don't even exist.

>normies who cry about handegg, GOT, and Drumpf want to shit on this guy

lol this fag is disgusting

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He'd be molded into a man or thrown into the wolves. Either way his kind wouldn't survive in that environment. And for a good reason. Corporate consumer culture breeds weakness and degeneracy.

Did you know Chris Stuckmann actually made a video a long time ago doing a fake reaction of the Dark Knight Rises teaser, he basically pretended to be exactly like this guy is, overreacting and crying. He has since deleted the video I think but if he every comes out defending this sort of behavior he's clearly lying as he once mocked it himself

news flash
You can in fact be racist towards white people

>drumpf
>I'm not a söiboi i swear guys look how I'm making fun of this youtuber

Awe shes cute

>Larping
I hope he gets hit by a bus

A bong
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OBSESSED

Cringe

I wish I had this look in my eyes when I'm excited about something. I'm not excited anymore.

>that's not Videogamedunkey's wife

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There needs to be a serious cleansing in the future. Too many genetic failures have propped up

He normally gets less than 500 views per video. That’s a few cents, if even

This movie is garbage and still will make a billion dollars. Why is this trailer literally half all the other movies with as little as possible about this one? because like the last two there is no fucking story. And it will probably be the same with the next trilogy they start up in 3 years. I'll bet half you retards will still pay for it though. At least have the decency to buy a ticket to another movie and/or sneak in.

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brb brushing teeth

No 10K patreon, eh? All these slugs got em'

kek

Watch this space, 4chin will make this guy famous like the tools they are. Once someone is hated and trolled to the point that normalfags are made aware of them they'll start pouring in and sympathizing with them due to victimization. Exact same thing happened with reviewbrah where he was a complete laughing stock but then became the "based" fast food suit guy who is clearly putting on an act for the camera.

lol

Man, what kind of pathetic man would react like a fucking idiot kid, and then think to himself ''I'm gonna milk this shit''? How do you get to have so little dignity?

Kek

Seriously, what the FUCK is that growth on his face? Is it cancer? AIDS?

Imagine being this cynical. You're not interesting bc u hate popular things

I want eric on the nerd crew podcast

>fake
>fake
>fake
>fake


Definitely not fake. You can go and watch his reactions to past Star Wars trailers. Look at the ones before his last one went viral. He was just as emotional. We don’t know him. He could have many reasons on why this gets such a huge reaction from him. Sometimes it’s just that they are a true fan. Another reason might be that for a lot of people movies and tv are tied to certain memories that can evoke different emotions. I think that you shouldn’t be so quick to judge. If something makes someone this happy then that makes me happy. When did this world stop caring about others. Let’s be happy for other people. You don’t need to like Star Wars. It’s so beautiful to see this kind of happiness especially with all the violence and hatred in this word.

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It's known as modern medicine and it is weakening our herd

Look at his views, m8. He consistently gets less than 1000 views. He puts all this work into his videos and no one even gives a fuck. He’s definitely not making money off this shit.

its been there 7 plus years

can he at least cover up his syphillis aids sore

You're even less interesting because all you like are popular things.

She’s a 3, maybe a 4 on her best day, and they sleep in separate beds. She’s 100% taking BBCs behind his back (or, more likely, while he watches).

Why is he always crying?

S0i

Most people like these movies, moron. You must be real fun at parties. Just let people enjoy stuff. You're just like those women who act like bitches cause men enjoy games and movies and comics.

Fuck no. Get some standards.

Don't try so hard.

Don't judge so hard

The only ones left are mindless consumerist shills.

Absolutely disgusting

>bitchute.com/video/Ac5Pdldgdar6/

based ac poster

So is this guy like an actor who can make himself cry on command, If so he's pretty good.

I love star wars but I don't get these emotional displays for movies like this.

Hes a grown fucking man, the last time I teared up was when a loved one passed and that was the only time in 10 years. This emotion should be saved for his wife, this passion belongs to a women, or his children, watching them learn and grow. Not for a fucking souless corperations corruption of art for a quick buck, not only that but the (((people))) behind this hate this man for who he is, and blame HIM for whatever critisicm their shit flick gets. He is a failure of a man, an Untermensch

Can someone put a nintendo switch trailer for the webm? I need it to shitpost.

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>I need it to shitpost.
based af

It's Ligma

She looks like the human equivalent to those pugs that have such deformed skulls that their eyes pop out regularly.

Is it a bad think that I have only watched episode 9 trailers through these webms?

Remember when a girl called him undateable and got loads of abuse from sjw's and other women but not a single woman defending him said she was wrong about him being undateable just that she is mean

are you sure it's nto Sugma?

Ew, stop that

Thats a perfect example of thinking with emotion.

>hot

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Someone should make him reacting to himself reacting from the first video

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Honestly it comes from Gen Xers and Boomers.

>My childhood!!
>Han and Chewie!
>I remember playing with my toys!

>star wars
>at any point in the series
>art
lel.

>I FUCKING LOVE SÖY

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That looks so British.

Sums up our culture right now

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meanwhile Yea Forums continue to ignore /ourguy/ james youniverse who is LITERALLY uncucking himself as we speak.

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based?

Watch him react to the Gilette ad
youtube.com/watch?v=xBhbkXiHwb0

why does that exist

Most underrated post ever

The guy on Yea Forums seething

it’s closer to disgust than anger tbqhwyfam

>that weeping facial sore

People said the same thing last time and he still gets barely 300 views on most of his videos. Purely wishful thinking on your part, Eric.

Nah, its the cuck like you who follows this fag and defends him.

Imagine how satisfying it would be to stab him multiple times in the theater about thirty minutes into the movie and watching him die realizing he will never finish the film.

Better question is how do people get this fucking excited about anything on a computer screen? I mean I've watched the Portrait of a Lady on Fire trailer several times and I can't wait to watch it but i'm not having an asthma attack while crying in excitement. Seems to me this guy is playing it up for the camera and you all fell for it.

No I am superior to him because I feel nothing when I watch trailers for shitty movies.

Yes, good goys! Consume our products while get excited for the next product!

Also be sure not to reproduce to fight (((Global Warming)))!

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Do we have parodies already?

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Hell no I will boycott the shitty movie, i will read the spoilers though.

hes so happy bros, im so happy for him.

Boycotting lol Disney will be fine even if some incels refuse to watch bc they got triggered from the latest star wars film

Is this Luke vs. cloned young Sheev?

Scandinavian/Oregon/Washington to me

excuse you...but u are a redard....

That’s pretty fucked up bro lol

i wonder how much money he has made from crying at movie trailers now

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this

based

>samefagging

Does James still do reaction videos

He looks well off enough to afford teeth whitening and straightening. Why doesn't he do it? Why is he okay with his teeth looking like that? Furthermore, why is he okay with that red cancerous lump on his face? He could easily go one letter grade higher in good looks by simply fixing these two things.

This guys makes me ashamed of being white. Someone has to make him stop doing this in the name of the white race

This is why he does this trailer

Why are you still bullying this guy?

>hobbies
>sitting down staring at moving pictures
pick one faggot

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Everyone over the age of 14 that does a reaction video should legitimately get the rope.

He is more than a youtuber he is also an accomplished musician and has produced an album.

"Today" by Eric Butts Official Music Video

youtube.com/watch?v=MECNm4MEDkA

I stopped crying on 9-11, all those sub-prime mortgage flippers being flash fired. it got to me.

>eric butts

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he doesn't get dubs or posts exclusively about the plane scene, so no.

That shits played out. Gotta come up with something different like Elizabeth Warren getting the nomination or even Trump after a rally to really piss off people and mass produce those (You)s.

They are in eachothers league. Maybe the girl is 1-1.5 points above the dude, but def within range.

Isn't this the guy who got dick punched in the face by his wife's bull?

kek

Why isn't there a dedicated board for Star Wars? Half or more of all threads on Yea Forums when a trailer drops are Star Wars. Threads on other boards that are Star Wars related always end up being big. Seriously, just make a fucking Star Wars board already.

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goddamnit I hate what this place has done to me

Damn, you're that desperate and lonely?

>ofcourse I review star wars trailers online, how could you tell?

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Imagine being his kid in school the weeks after the first video. How many times do you think his kids were called faggots and pussies because they come from shitty genes

Why does he still make incels so butthurt, even months later? Is it because he has a girl?

Is that Penn Gellete?

No.

if there was a starwars board it would be all prequel stuff

It physically pains me to look at this guy.

Yea Forums isn't a dedicated Star Wars board?

Disney paying fat bucks to shills?
Wow really?

I think he's an unironic basedboy who gets emotional over Star Wars because is whole cultural experience is vidya and SW and who knows what other vapid shit.

>I spent the last hour listening to star wars music; I just rewatched a couple of the other movie's teasers to get in the mood, and I'm in the mood

not even one post saying " do american people really do this?"

Is that what he actually said

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Even he's had sex. What's your excuse?

imagine going to see this movie and you wind up sat next to this guy and he's just sitting there twitching, whimpering and sobbing the entire time

I think it's a fan animation of Dark Empire.

the other onions guy must he so relieved that this guy took his place

As a non yank the corporate worship you guys display is fuckin weird bros

He's a jew and he got pushed into the metrics by other jews. There was nothing organic about the leadup and response after the initial "viral" video. Probably related to someone in Hollywood or something that hooked him up with this cushy job as a favor.

watching your wife having sex doesn't count as having sex

You're saying the JIDF is responsible for posting his videos here constantly?

Ah, retreating from reality instead of looking at your failures. Good strategy.

have sex

>before they grow
Oh god what if it becomes sentient, maybe it’s already affecting his thoughts....

>rise of skywalker
>it's actually about one of the bastard kids of luke
>kill both the ugly retards that shouldn't be allowed to co star because how ugly they are in the first place.

Wow I havent reacted this emotionally to my fucking dog dying and I had my dog for fucking 18 years.

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>crying about a soulless product made by the most evil corporation on the planet

Can we just have a civil war now?

really?

Because most of the ones with basic self-respect abandoned ship.

where's the BLACKED/soi edits I need them for shitposting

Hw always does that gesture when the drug addict Carrie "Giant Vacuum Nose" Fisher appears on the trailers, like she was his mom who died or something. What a piece of steaming shit that disgusting guy is, he and his fresh syphilic sore.

I like to think I'm a pretty chill dude and never really have any thoughts of anger or violence. That said, whenever I see this I fantasize about squeezing the life out of top middle.

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