/trek/ Non Bait Thread Edition

I don't get this. At the time of this episode Doohan wasn't that fat. He wasnt even the fattest member of the original cast, Nichols has that distinction. By current standards he'd be considered chubby at most.

Were Amerimutts still so skinny in the 1990s that a senior aged man sporting an extra 30 pounds meant he was a lardass landwhale?

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fat is fat

>be a relatively handsome, young Bajoran male
>get not only cucked by a 70 year old Cardassian, but have your wife's baby be his child as well
I would just kill myself at this point

>I would just kill myself at this point
I also like how he was literally one of the last people to figure out Dukat was the father.
The look on his face after the spoon was revealed should have been all the evidence he needed since Dukat was the only Cardie on the station.
Oh, Bajorans are so predictably DUMB!

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Did Kira or Troi have the more kino pregnancy?

Bajorans deserve pain. The only thing Dukat did wrong was not exterminating that race.

Is VF really an Asian trap?

can you not fucking start faggot? go to the other thread its still up

Computer,
Simulate for me, a world where the holocaust happened. Safety protocols off.

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Kira

Tasha cunnilingus ASMR

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>hearing her pussy hair whisper to you while she runs her fingers through her bush

Doesn't Data record everything he sees? How do we know Geordi wasn't looking for the Tasha sex tape all those times he was examining Data's positronic brain?

The Cardassians achieved masterdom over a technologically and genetically inferior race.
Their goal was to strip the planet of resources and use slave labor to accomplish that with minimal casualties.
Considering the multivariate amounts of evil foes riddling the galaxy, the Spoonheads are quite entry-level.
Consider the Borg, the Husnock, the Jem'Hadar, hell, even the Klingons.
All far more brutal and unforgiving than these charming grey sculptures of masculinity.
The hate they receive is from a bunch of Trek lemmings and leftists who need something to harp on about.

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Whenever someone says they hate me I always think, "you must not know about the Ugandan warlords raping women with machetes and shooting the bellies of pregnant women for sport."

At least a Borg won't mention fucking my mother while attempting to seduce me

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Wow

Dukat literally did nothing wrong

ERROR: the holocaust is too illogical to simulate

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If I could have any gadget from Trek it would be the dust bomb thingy the Romulan chick has at the beginning of Nemesis and I would use it on /trek/

Been thinking about this a lot and I'd like to share my thoughts:

Vulcans: fine black pusy hairs like human Asians probably neatly trimmed into the shape of a triangle or V (for Vulcan)

Klingons: thick dark knotted bush never trimmed likely braided or hung like dreadlocks

Andorians: either shaved with five day pusy stubble or shaggy buzzed white hairs, will punch you if you ask them to clean it up

Tellarites: extremely long blonde bushes never trimmed have to literally part them like a curtain to find anything

Romulans: whatever the Vulcans thought was popular ten years ago

Borg: smooth and slimy likely cords and cables everywhere with ports for attaching a variety of sex toys and artificial genetalia

Betazoids: curly fluffy bushes makes you feel calm for some reason and you can spend hours watching their hairs dance in the wind

It's just a joke that they're old and fat user. Jesus fucking Christ.

Criminally underrated post

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just go to warp, lol

This meme is so forced and unfunny

Voyager feels like little kids doing TNG cosplay. What a letdown.

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voyager is honesly quite shite me mates at pub always talk about seven but ae cannae see it had better lookin shags from sheep eh like

Beverly ASMR

The more I see people complain about it the more I sneedpost

sneed trek: the suck and fuck generation

Formerly Kirk's

I never assumed it was meant to be funny, just something sub-100 IQ people spam out of similarity.
The new version is Mask-posting. Like you actually have to be pretty dumb to get that much mileage out of such low and annoying humor.

Moshi Moshi
MOLLY DESU

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This poster has never boogied.

MIIIIILLLLLLEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!

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>You are just too good to be true
>I cannot take my eyes off of you

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I SSAID WHERES MY ALDEBARAN KINK CACTUS!!!

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Putting on "Waking Moments"
Dis gon be gud

tv guide shot dot bmp

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god, Dukat looks so smug even from far away
I just love him so much

>Do you not just love Halloween?

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She is intensely irritating. She is the embodiment of boring normalfaggotry and features heavily in way too many TNG and DS9 episodes.

How did Jennifer Lien go from being a bona fide cutie to this?

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a daring synthesis

*watches you fap*

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Did people really hang out like this in the 90's?

>Loses career
>Marries a Chinaman
>Gets addicted to drugs
Many such cases

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It's not fair

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We should've saved her, bros. Why?!
Her smile is so beautiful.

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who was the best "we're under attack" actor?

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>computer, create a giant holographic display of my dick
>make it 25% thicker
>make it 75% thicker
>fill the holodeck with an ominous fog
>give my penis the voice of James Earl Jones and have him repeat the word "remember"
>summon counselor Troi and maintain this setting until she arrives

Boring build and outdated format. 3/10 the best I can give ya'.

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>ywn accidentally show up to work and have a female member of the crew look at your junk with this face
feels bad shamekink bros

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>I don't get this.
cuz you're autistic, user

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>What am I thinking?

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I'm twelve

>tfw he tells you about his sexual organs

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Why didn't Picard just go to the planets he wanted to see and fake the asteroid and comet survey reports like all the other captains?

How would he fare in the Federation?

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>"You'll never find the Tasha sex tape now, Geordi"

this is the most white people shit I've seen in a long time, it looks like a textbook cover. Everyone is wearing these very bland, loose clothes, very nonthreatening with a variety of variably balding or effeminate men.
Plus Tim Russ has that black guy look like where he's very shuck and jive compliant.

>black
>jew
>white
>latina
>latino
>white
>white
>asian
>jew

He's right, it's a very white people picture

Nearly half the people in the picture aren't white.

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Sneed

The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Fat Riker and Fat Data battle for the last spring roll.

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It isn't about their skin color. That's also a white people picture.

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>Marries a Chinaman
Actually many few cases.

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Okay, great. Next post or did you want to make bland observations about promo shoots for another five posts?

best vorta

Why are you getting so butthurt?

>computer, create a gigantic display of Dr. Crusher performing fellatio on my penis.
>computer, suspend hologram over vast lake. Create island in center of lake and create a statue of Dr. Crusher performing fellation upon me. Place statue in the center of the island.
>Computer, begin simulated sunrise approximately directly behind the arch.
>Computer, summon Dr. Crusher to the holodeck.

>333
Dubsminion is now officially the Trinityminion

dude I'd have been slamming borg technopussy

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Quite the opposite, I assumed your need to point out a perceived racial aspect of a photo and keep commenting on it was butthurt on your part. I couldn't care less, it just makes for very boring and forced posts.

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You are spared today, little Vorta. But I'd watch your neck in the next thread.

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That sounds so enchanting

>88 posts
>very little drama or tripfag obsessing
I'm proud of you guys. Thanks for making my thread not shit.

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I know I like the part where Dr. Crusher sucks my cock

Do Romulans listen to KoRn and shop at Hot Topic?

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You're welcome, user. Now get out of the engine room before I bop ya' one.

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Tal Shiar is really a shit Korn cover-band

What's wrong with that look?

Haha yeah me too nice cock btw

>my thread
kys

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Don't put Neelix in the back

Share your pain, /trek/

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But that's where he wants to be. Who are we to tell him where to stand?

Neelix is always in the back.

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lmfao dude you're still posting pictures of the most mayonaisse looking crew in Trek, like I see egg souffles and shit in this picture, someone's buying a waffle maker for a wedding gift in this group

Oh my GOD is voyager the lily whitest show ever??

I will never exist in the Star Trek universe. No boldly going. No holodecks. No replicators. No alien babes. What a bummer.

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>wasting iconic /fa/ outfits on a She's All That movie poster homage white people picture

Just watched Voyager Season 7 Episode 23: Homestead.
I was never a big fan of Neelix, but that was a great goodbye episode.
Certainly better than Kes just being thrown off the ship and promptly replaced by sexy cyborg girl.

>DS9: protagonist abandons two kids
>VOY: protagonist rescues several children
I'm down with that, yo.

It's literally just a promo shot for like TV guide or some shit, I don't see the problem. Are they supposed to be in rave outfits? Or would you prefer tuxedos and lounge dress? This seems rather pedantic.

>spic
>chink
>nigger
>pedo

It was quite diverse, you dumb ass porch monkey.

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Ethnic cast main cast by series

>Uhura
>Chekov
>Sulu

>Worf
>Geordi

>Sisko
>Worf

>Tuvok
>Torres
>Kim

>Hoshi
>Mayweather

The outfits and the races aren't the issue. Can you really not tell how white those pictures are?

>Can you really not tell how white those pictures are?
Your posts make no fucking sense at all. Are you telling me black casts don't do exact same types of poses, dress in similar contemporary fashion?
Do you need to inject racism where none exists?

You forgot
>Chakotay

Voyager is the least white Star Trek

>nah man white is a feeeeeeling
this is some dumb nigger shit

>A black Vulcan whose name rhymes with a legendary rapper from the same time period
Ignore BF, he's high and bored and likes to use black Twitter verbiage to feel some sort of solidarity with a group that doesn't even know he exists.

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This is how all pedos should go.

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How is it racist? White people have a very Ikea style where everything has to be streamlined and assembly style which completely invalidates the actual diversity of the cast. That's what makes it a white people picture. It's not racism it's a principle of photography you uncultured dog.

I feel like you're generalizing.

>Spock
>Spock Two
>Two Spock
>Tuvok
This is how they came up with his name

>my own schizoid observations are principles of photography
No, really, I think you should reread all your still born posts get a refund for whatever shit weed you inhaled before coming here.

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sneed trek

>White people have a very Ikea style where everything has to be streamlined and assembly style which completely invalidates the actual diversity of the cast. That's what makes it a white people picture. It's not racism it's a principle of photography
Either you're trolling or you're legitimately stupid.

>Tuvok
>Tupac
HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE

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>White people have a very Ikea style where everything has to be streamlined and assembly style which completely invalidates the actual diversity of the cast.
t.nigger logic.
Just saying shit without actually saying shit

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>all of their clothes match in all of the pictures
>either beige upper class sweaters or cold black hugo boss monofits
>sterile backgrounds
>expressionless compositions
>personal diversity stamped out as much as possible
the promo pictures posted here are as white people as white people pictures get

Voyager was disappointing because they get themselves thrown into another quadrant so they have the chance to escape the limiting "Star Trek Rules" But then they just don't. They frequently break the Prime(and temporal) directive, but rarely make a point about it. It's like they just conveniently forget about it from time to time.
I think Mike from RLM said that the most interesting thing about voyager is when they find another star fleet ship that has had it worse than them and was forced to abandon their rules and morals. Instead we got "TNG but far away"
And of course, despite not being designed as a multi year ship, they don't actually run out of supplies. There are a couple episodes where food is getting thin, but they always find a solution and end up living regular federation ship luxury. Their Proton Torpedoes never really ran out either. I mean sure, the Intrepid class was designed for long term exploration, but surely on their original mission of findng some fucks in the badlands, they wouldn't have stocked her with years worth of torpedoes would they?

BSG is what RDM would have done with Voyager

>EVERYONE'S A ROBOT: The Series

>dumb 90s fashion that everyone was doing
>somehow is racist and "stamping out personal diversity"
This is why zoomers should not be allowed to post here.

I once argued with a zoomer who thought that /pol/ invented the term cuckolding.

RDM's Voyager would probably have been somewhere in between. More extreme than Berman Voyager but less extreme than RDM BSG.

Quit responding to BF who listens to the LCD of hip hop and desperately wants to be accepted into a group that legitimately hates people like him.

kek

agreed, didn't mean to say it would be /exactly/ like BSG but all of the elements of barely surviving out there would be in Voyager

I would give my left nut for RDM to be given a Trek series today

>You've never seen shitposting unless you've read it in the original Klingon

Another frustration of Voyager is that you already know what's going to happen, even more than other series where it's also fairly obvious what the outcome of a scenario is going to be. I had a lot of optimism for it when I first started with it but the general theme of the series became obvious after about a dozen episodes. Even when things go really badly, even when 90% of the crew are killed or some superior alien species is about to destroy the ship with everyone on board it's clear that they're going to get out of it and everyone is magically gonna come back to life.

No Star Trek series has ever killed anyone important and had them stay dead.

No Star Trek series other than Voyager has killed every main cast member multiple times and had them repeatedly come back.

TNG did

Tasha Yar

I liked it at first when they ended in one part of the galaxy where people didn't even have transporters, or when they go up against ships that couldn't even penetrate their shields. Star Fleet for once being the clearly superior force swinging it's big federation dick around.
But then pretty quickly it went back down to "We've been hit, shields down to 60%!"

>post voyager image
>get endless wave of anti-voyagerfags nonsensically shitposting

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Voyager is a white people series.

>It was a mess
Like the toilet bowl after a hasperat lunch. I think there was even a bit of blood there too, come to think about it. Human colons are not set up for Bajoran cuisine, lads.

>get endless wave of anti-voyagerfags nonsensically shitposting

we're having a discussion here about Voyager being risk averse

It was a different time.

Riker never had a problem with Ro's hasperat, but then again his iron stomach is the stuff of legend.

Nowhere near to the same extent.

There was so much opportunity to do something interesting with it that was completely lost. The most unforgivable thing in Voyager for me is how utterly shit pretty much all of the new races are.

Jake
Bashir

And at one time in world history, O'Brien wasn't considered white.

Jake is a supporting character

>Before it aired, I was at a convention in Pasadena, and [scenic illustrator, technical consultant Rick] Sternbach and [scenic art supervisor, technical consultant Michael] Okuda were on stage, and they were answering questions from the audience about the new ship. It was all very technical, and they were talking about the fact that in the premise this ship was going to have problems. It wasn’t going to have unlimited sources of energy. It wasn’t going to have all the doodads of the Enterprise. It was going to be rougher, fending for themselves more, having to trade to get supplies that they want. That didn’t happen. It doesn’t happen at all, and it’s a lie to the audience. I think the audience intuitively knows when something is true and something is not true. VOYAGER is not true.

He's in the main credits.

>risk averse
A man once told me you gotta' bet money to make money.

Now I'm no gambler but I think Tricky Ricky was low on his stack when they put out that there Voyager.

>*hick*
>*tips over*

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Sick burn when it's coming from Okuda. Voyager fags eternally btfo even the show creators knew they were out of ideas.

Space Seed

I'm not giving out all the (yous) these retards desire, I'm just glad someone else understands this isn't a race issue, it's a serious aesthetic issue that nobody corrected; yet another reason Voyager sucks.

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RDM got a fuckin movie and he killed Kirk by dropping a hardware store landscaping bridge on him.

People like to use a lot of tired arguments but the truth is there was very little real character development - the ensign stayed ensign for 7 years on a ship that actively lost people - and then the end was cut off right when the show would have finally had something interesting to show.

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Daily reminder that Alexander Siddig is a descendant of The fucking Mahdi

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It was obvious from the start though. How else were they going to travel the length of the galaxy in 7 years? The problem with Voyager is that the idea was for them to be released from the limitations of traditional ST formats, but what happened was they had a whole new set of limitations that they chose to submit to or disregard to seemingly at random, and then also submit to the old ST limitations for no obvious reason as well.

Spock (space elf magic)
...
Data, more or less (robot magic)
...
Discovery doesn't count because it stinks.

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I never said it was a race issue. Having a diverse cast and then making them all look the same is a terrible choice from a design perspective. The forced, tense ease with Janeway laying on the couch or all of them resting their heads on each other's shoulders is something you only see in white people pictures. It isn't a racial issue it's a problem with, as you said, the aesthetics and overall approach to creating art.
One of their main characters is a Native and instead of consulting with an actual Native they hired some con man larping as a Native. The entire series is steamrolled into a flat, unremarkable display of nothingness because of creative decisions like this.
What do those promo pictures even have to do with Star Trek anyway? It's like nobody involved with Voyager cared about what they were doing.

>It's like nobody involved with Voyager cared about what they were doing.
These pictures were taken by people for the magazines they were featured in, i.e. non-Star Trek people (you blithering idiot).

Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm.

>These pictures were taken by people
yeah, white people

That's Emmy award winning makeup right there.

I'll give Voyager one thing and one thing only - Seska was very fuckable.

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>white people pictures
You are as dumb as a sack of shit.

for white people
note how light the ethnics are and how smiley tomfoolish the black guy has to appear.
they want the Friends audience

>these pictures for Star Trek were taken by non-Star Trek people
The Voyager fan lives a life of cope.

So you're telling me that Parade wants to do a piece on Star Trek because they have to hire the people contracted to do photography for Paramount pictures? You see how dumb that sounds?

it would have made sense if some sort of radiation they couldn't shield against hit at warp 10 that caused mutation like that.
NOPE!
humanity's final form is a salamander lizard

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Roddenberry's final message to mankind is that humanity was a mistake.

Totally fucking agree here. She's clearly an average white woman in her 30s but I wanted to fuck the shit out of her.

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Its also 100% reversible. So there's no reason not to keep doing it.

Every single picture feels so forced and fake. Are we supposed to believe they all showed up dressed like that? It's a deliberately simulated presentation of reality, classic white people.

Hi Vee. You seem really bored tonight.

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>photography crew shoots a few sets for Star Trek
>somehow not Star Trek people
You see how dumb that sounds? By accepting money from Paramount to photograph the cast of a Star Trek series they became Star Trek people as much as the crews who worked on set. Are you dense?

There's something very hot about a combative woman and in the cardassian culture it's flirtatious so basically every time she's on screen I whip my cock out and bust one.

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I'm just going to assume you're really bored. Your complaint is that the people from Voyager were stupid in the way they shot those pictures and I'm telling you regardless of your predictably adversarial opinion, they weren't Star Trek people.

FUCK Voyager, dis now a STD thread

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fuck off

Fuck off

>pictures of Star Trek people taken by Star Trek people for Star Trek aren't real Star Trek pictures
They were used for TV Guide so what else are they supposed to be? Ads for grandpa sweaters and little black dresses? They are literally official Star Trek pictures taken in the style of white people, to appeal to white people.

>They are literally official Star Trek pictures taken in the style of white people
So you're telling me Paramount has copywrite over pictures taken on the cover of Parade magazine? I mean kudos if they are a subsidiary to the same holding company and shit but that makes no sense at all.

>that dialogue

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Obviously not, but if Paramount didn't want the pictures to have a white people style they wouldn't have approved them for use in promotional material.

I'm going to be so sad when Bill dies. He's the ultimate boomer.

when new Trek shows some skin like this, then it'll be legit Trek.

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>white people style
A boogeyman in your little tiny head where cobwebs and tumbleweeds roam carefree.

>these faggots arguing about magazine pics

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What a silly episode.

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If you can't recognize the white people style of photography then you're probably white. Go ahead, prove me wrong by finding the photographer credits and show me they weren't white.

Woah... so THIS is the power of Macron...

Not my fault if you harbor racist feelings, you're entitled to them.

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Not a single Muslim or African in all of Paris. How did he do it?

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I don't see any white people in that picture either.

All of France has been replaced by robots.

Bill was born in 1931. The first boomers weren't born until 1946.

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Still an improvement.

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This isn't a race issue this is about an unpleasant aesthetic style which robs the actors of their individuality. I'm not trying to say it's inherently good or bad, for a Friends promo it would be perfect, but for Star Trek it makes absolutely no sense.

christ how is he still alive

>but for Star Trek it makes absolutely no sense.
Okay, that's great and all, but we've completely exhausted this topic and I'm bored of it.
Here's a final picture of the DS9 cast to help your confirmation bias.

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This is the whitest thing I've ever seen.

Steady diet of Tootsie pops and Gold Schlager.

>unique outfits, casual and relatable
>funky, expressive attitudes which let you meet the actors as people not props
>complex color coordination
>sofa represents the space station
>makes you want to know more
Thanks for proving my point.

It's the same style of picture as this one A casual couch photo.

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They don't call them the Eugenics Wars for nothing

You don't know anything about couch photos.

Of course O'Brien's naked.

Right, but it's still too white for Star Trek so we need to hire some people to ban it from the internet.

How is the entire DS9 cast so cool?

She also doxxed her husband, whose work email is publicly available by searching for his name.

>JJ Abrams shows up to the thread
>Begins harassing people about white aesthetics
He'll never be satisfied will he?

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Let's just ban everything and make woke versions that are the official history and not those troublesome actual events.

It isn't too white, if anything it has a very ethnic approach to couch photos. It deconstructs the contemporary fashion of the time and throws out the black turtlenecks and beige sweaters, choosing instead to focus on the people and celebrate their differences. For its time that's quite an innovative couch photo.

>It isn't too white
Oh, it's still white though so that is a problematic admission on your part and we will eventually scrub it from Yea Forums archives and the wayback machine.

This is the type of quality content that keeps me coming back to /trek/ threads.

>One day they'll get ahold of what you've done and ruin it too.

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>Voyager is the thread for white bois
No wonder it's such a cornball show, lol

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He's even older than my Grandpa, who was born in 1934. Nice.

Being too white isn't a valid criticism on its own any my comment was made in response to the post which I quoted. You keep trying to twist an observable visual style with an attack on the white race instead of contributing anything useful to the conversation.
My point was the Voyager promo pictures are obviously styled after a white people pictures aesthetic, this is not opinion this is observable fact. I just want to know why Star Trek felt it needed to present those particular images instead of pictures of the cast in costume, on set.

>being so white you don't know what a white people picture is

It's khaki cool.
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>My point was the Voyager promo pictures are obviously styled after a white people pictures aesthetic, this is not opinion this is observable fact.
No, it most certainly is 100% an opinion and not an opinion backed up by anything more than your invariably tiresome ramblings that have covered half of the thread. Can we talk about something else now because I'm so bored to tears with it at this point.

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Why are decent TOS costumes so expensive? I just want to dress up without spending literally hundreds of dollar.

Discussing couch photos is a new topic for /trek/. At least it's content.

What's the most expensive piece of clothing you own?

>white people pictures aesthetic,

What the fuck does this even mean?

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I would love to own a command or science uniform but I would so rarely have an opportunity to wear it and for as much as they cost I can't justify spending $400 on a costume that'll just hang in my closet.
I wear a lot of stealth Trek outfits like black pants and mustard yellow tees under black jackets and button-ups and have a piercing in my left ear as a nod to Bajoran d'ja paghs.
The only Trek shirt I own is a light blue tee with the Starfleet symbol on the front.

*blocks your pagh*

>Robin's Law #210: My body, my choice.

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the only trek related clothing I own is a Shran T Shirt

Walk with the Prophets, child. I know ~I~ will.

based

Tucking your shirt in, looking approachable and unassuming, welcoming, friendly, hygienic, relatable, cordial, and sometimes likable.

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>white christmas

super comfy Christmas party for the comfiest ship

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how would you rid the galaxy of the bajorans?

mass drivers? gravity tractor their homeworld into a decaying orbit? penetrating gamma radiation bursts? excite their planetary core to the point of uncontrolled volcanism? overpower all planetary broadcasts with pauly shore's biodome on a circuitous play through?

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>white snow
>black ice

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Dyson sphere could work

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that's some excellent photoshop

One little squiggly nigga (which means Dukat)

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Really, they wouldn't be relevant if the Cardassians had never invaded as they were not a warp-capable society. So, if Cardassia had left the planet alone, then the occupation wouldn't have happened, the war with the federation/maquis, the dominion war. Basically, the entire Galaxy would have been a better place and billions upon billions of lives would've been saved.

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Cardassians are professional victims. Nothing is ever their fault. They will never accept blame or consequences resulting from their invasion and occupation of Bajor.

No no no no, Bajorans are the professional victims. Cardassians know in their hearts they've done nothing wrong.

Catapult Bajor through the wormhole and let the Dominion deal with them.

I would give my left nut for this to be real

Remember when fast food ads were most prominent in the 80s and 90s? Remember when americans "became" stupid?

remember when you weren't such a misanthrope?

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>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CALL FAT SCOTTY FAT
>HE WASN'T EVEN THE FATTEST
>BY TODAY'S STANDARDS HE'D BE CONSIDERED CHUBBY AT MOST
how fat do you have to be to think like this

Dukat goes through the most character evolution over a 7 year period than any other Trek character. Maybe Picard, arguably Sisko goes beyond what Dukat did but his ups, his downs, his changes in character is all so varied from season to season. Hats off to Ira Steven-Behr just too bad about the way they botched that final arc when they made him into an evil Bajoran.

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what's with the sudden resurgence of Dukat posts?

Measles outbreak caused more vaccinations, which caused more autism.

PROMOЯꟼ

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Measles makes you more based?

Friendly reminder that your sexual organs did nothing wrong.

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I love when /trek/ threads are batshit insane like this

GO SCREW!

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today was pretty fun
I haven't had that here in a while

some bad imitator has taken up the mantle
kys

Avery looks so white here.

why, because of the contrasting background? it's professionally shot and well composed? they're well dressed and happy?

>Of course I hated /trek/! I hated everything about /trek/! Their superstitions and their cries for Blu-Ray, their trolling and their lies, their smug Pepes and their quick-posted obstinacy, their memes, and their solid, intact virginity!

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I shed a tear during this scene. I feel very rewarded for having watched everything TNG had to offer. I think it is my favorite show. I'm scared /STAR TREK: PICARD/ will be disappointing, though.

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the passage of time can't erase the memories of those moments

treasure them, and make new ones!

literally me

THIS PHOTOGRAPHY IS SO WHITE

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better than shooting him in the back, weird decisions for the end of kirk.I wonder why they didn't just make all good things the first next gen movie

That's literally the opposite of white people photography.

me top right

>Let's compare to some real-life numbers from Qo'nos
Gets me everytime

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Remember the VOY episode where the dead female crewman comes back after being reanimated as another species cause "muh culture"

I want to insert my penis into her, hottest alien design in trek history.
Voyager truly was 80% fapbait, 20% borgbait.

The fashion and styles of the era really drive home how outgoing and happy people were.

>['90s TV show cast photo intensifies]
This is literally the whitest photography I've ever seen. It robs the cast of their individuality and it oppresses. On behalf of all white people, I apologize, my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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This photo is 100% black.

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Damn look at all those white people. Now Captain Kirk, that was a real nigga.

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Based. I bet the gov't hated how these AK-47 toting, counter-culture renegades stood out on their own and unoppressed.

soul couch photo

classic white people photo (prominent white phallic object in the background)

Fpbp

Damn that girl with the choker is cute. I want to do naughty things with her.

chokers are pretty alpha pussy that's for sure

Uncle phil was a klingon in enterprise

shes dead now

Too much holodeck porn.

>Whoa, whoa, whoa. Buncha spooks in a white thread, no no no no NO! Let's go, into the squad car you go.

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who gives a fuck about her, I just like picard referencing inner light

What a strange reaction.

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I'm sorry. I didn't like her character and took it out on her. I still don't care that she's dead.

checked and incorrect
STD 1x07 Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad
While in a time loop, Harry Mudd blows up the Discovery repeatedly, killing everyone aboard.

Will Star Trek ever be good again or was Enterprise actually the last true Star Trek to be produced?

>cannot

I would give anything to sniff Vee's braphole

gross

Why is vagina not interesting for zoomers? Stop being obsessed with the anus. Shit comes from there.

Cast Maya Hawke in Star Trek

Where's B?

On my D.

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make a new threat

Who's VF?

Please you stupid self concious minority dont fucking ruin it holy fuck

no

Leave him alone

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Why are ferengi greedy?

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why so many captain lorkas?

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thanks for a good thread. Guess it's back to being lonely now.

Guess we dodged a bullet then.

The one who BF pegs.

what's that?

Every Friday night BF pegs VF in the discord in the video chat for premium members.

This. RDM is not as great as some of you seem to believe.

gross

VF orgasms like a champ and BF knows how to work the camera. It's well worth the latinum.

What does this have to do with star trek?

They wear Star Trek costumes and reenact scenes from the shows.

Do you lack the courage to start a new thread?

Why should I? BF and VF are both Americans so they're sleeping right now. I'll make one in a few hours when it's morning there.

Yo make another

>making me make the thread
>again
I hate you guys

NEW

coward

Time loop. Same Lorca over and over.