But how will the audience know that he's dying?

are you retarded

>what is local anaesthetic

Getting a wound cleaned doesn't hurt. And on the off chance you're using Klorhexidin or something, it certainly doesn't hurt enough to wince like a fairy.

lmao this
Also the thing where they throw their head back violently just to take a pill.

Even worse
>character grabs a big bottle of off brand pain pills
>dumps out a handful
>shoves the whole thing in their mouth with out water

name 10 movies

How bad is it if every time you shit there's black blood. Say it's been happening for a year

Maybe, I just can't fathom how the pain from having a needle repeatedly being stuck into your hand would make you fall asleep.

A thing which nobody uses in movies.
It's not like the gruff soldier or whatever who is pouring a bottle of whiskey on his wound before stitching it up is carefully injecting some lidocaine first.

If your not dead by now its probably fine

Bad XD

>character wakes up in hospital
>rips off his IV
>no blood whatsoever

>character needs to receive a shot or injection
>just sticks the syringe anywhere on his body, even through clothes

Why are they not even bothering with the most basic medical situations? Its like the entire film crew has never even visited a hospital.

i can come over and look at your colon for you, user. where do you live?

eternal bleeding
enjoy heaven bud

You should have died months ago. Since your not dead its probably cancer

I started coughing up blood one and a half months ago so I went to the doctor and he said it was just blood oozing from the red sores all over the roof of my mouth and then he tested me for HIV.

It's called "pacing". It's quite an important part of making a movie enjoyable.

>character plays video games
>gets extremely engrossed in them to the point of yelling and the screen

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DA DO DOOOOO

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Chronicle

I was in a car accident that tore up the bottom half of my face and even without anaesthetic I could barely feel them stitching me up. Pain don't hurt.

>we need someone who can do the crazy eyes
>I know just the guy

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i'd rather have the scenes make sense instead of hurrying up with the pacing, but its probably because i'm autistic since the normalfags don't care about this

This dude substituted for my 2nd grade class at la ballona elementary in Culver City. Seemed to be very narcissistic.

>we need to show a character is dying after getting shot/stabbed
>say no more f a m
>but he's still got more dialogue
>fuck it

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lmao I saw a girl in class do that once. I wanted to fucking punch her she looked retarded

>name 10 movies
Never saw Firestarter, but in the book, manufactured Breakers get nosebleeds when they overexert their psychic abilities.

Charlie doesn't have this problem.

But aspirin dissolves instantly and it has that annoying taste.
Tylenol at least can be swalled whole.

>character takes a huge piss
>doesn't shiver uncontrollably for a second
please tell me I'm not alone

One trillion Japanese cartoons where the character has a nosebleed when the limit is reached.

Black blood means there is a hemmorage in the upper stomach tract, usually it's gastritis, a stomach ulcer or a angiodyplasy.

Go to the doctor, you don't want it to get worse.

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This was so overused in the late 90's/ early 00's. It was bad then and it's absolutely embarrassing now

>downs it with whiskey

>pick up a cold from my brother
>everytime I try to sleep I get uncontrollable coughs and feel like I’m going to vomit
>fucks sake

>medical drama
>handling patients
>no one ever puts on gloves

I thought I was the only one...

I love these types of threads.

that's why they have blood coming out of their mouth

>but how will the audience know that he's evil?
>say no more

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people with autism are often more resistant to pain

>literally just wrote this in my screenplay
fuck bros

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> character aims gun
> Audible click for no reason
> Character aims to another target
> Click again

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>magical realism

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This is accurate

youtu.be/wiVFXlhLW0w?t=220

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>we need to kill off a character in the first five minutes of the movie
>better be a car crash
>better have a conversation be cut off
By the crash
>maybe add a second of the car coming in from the passenger’s point of view
>smash cut to funeral
>smash cut to therapist scene or entering the family home with flowers in hand

>vietnam movie
>it aint me starts playing

DUGONG!
>mfw the bone scraping sounds of Guan Yu's surgery

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Pretty good but if it's a guy losing his wife in a car crash, it skips the funeral and goes straight to the smash cut of the wake being held at their house

>we need a haircut that tells the audience a character is an evil businessman
>say no more

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oh thank god

>we need an object that the audience will accept as a source of energy

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I had testicle surgery. Removing the stitches was painful as hell.

Happens in dumb and dumber, jim carrey

Removing stitches is not the same as cleaning a wound

>Pa's got the consumption

I believe this is a result of alcoholism

Chronicle, fantastic four, stranger things, that failed Seth Myers show off the top of my head.

>character plays video games
>it's a game you play or used to
>the commands don't match the actions on screen
This triggers me so much.

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>it's a racing game
>character presses all the buttons maniatrically

I got a local anesthetic when I had to get thirteen stitches on my finger
It didn't go properly numb and it hurt a bit when they started sewing it up
I just lied and told them I couldn't feel anything because I wanted it to be over as quickly as possible
also the nurse was cute and I didn't want her to think I was a wuss

I have never felt more connected

Pain is nothing but a nerve response, and it doesn't correctly correlates to damage. A huge cut doesn't actually hurt in the moment it is made, even though it is objectively a big damage on your body, but a tooth pain is painful like hell, even though the "damage" is very small.

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>not bismuth

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>character gets shot and falls to the ground
>friend comes quickly to help him
>character rips off his shirt to reveal a bulletproof vest

only after i finish

I pooped a lot of blood a few months ago and then never again. always wondered what was up with that

>character can just take tablets
>doesn't have to chew up a bit of food and then hide the tablet inside the chewed up food to trick his body into swallowing it
Sick of these unrealistic films

>character doesn't have acid reflux after taking his pills
why is this allowed

>How bad is it if every time you shit there's black blood. Say it's been happening for a year
Was it red or black?

Are you me when I was 8?

What pills?

bright red

>talking while bleeding from the mouth
>dying person not burping

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>It didn't go properly numb
how fat are you?

HRT.

pls no bully you cis scum

red is fine

Amoxicillin

but... blood isn't supposed to come out of my pooper. how is that fine?

>movie about friends
>halfway through: YoU’rE NoT My FweN N E MoRE

>also the nurse was cute and I didn't want her to think I was a wuss
KEK, can relate. I also did a lot of stupid shit just because a cute grill was standing around.

it says to "take with food" right on the bottle.
Tell your doctor that it makes your little pussy faggot tummy rumbly, he might have something else that's a little bit easier on you. Not everyone reacts to medication the same.

it only happened once. you probably pushed too hard. never do that. You could end up flushing your colon down the toilet

"excuse me doctor my meds make my pussy faggot tummy rumbly"

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I literally thought of posting this exact response

If it was just once you probably just had a hemorrhoid pop or an anal fissure.
If its still bright red that means its in your rectum or anus.

wut funerals are after wakes

>stabbed in the leg
>begins coughing up blood

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okay how about this
I feel a tight spot on the left side of my abdomen. I also feel a tight spot on my diaphragm when I walk or run that makes it a little hard to breathe. not like where I'm gasping for air or feel in danger, but just feels like I need to pull in harder with my nose. I thought I had a hernia but I went to the doctor and he felt around and said it wasnt, but he didn't check for anything else
is it possible I have hemorrhoids? the doctor just said I probably strained a muscle or something, he seemed kind of hacky.

that sounds pretty bad bro. get an mri

RIP

>chracter meets qt3.14
>have sex with her
so unrealistic r-right guys

>character does some psychic bullshit
>nosebleed

So I can assume this "Amber" is either someone you know or a stand-in for someone you know?

It can be either/or, depends on your local tradition.

Everyone gets pee shivers, but no one ever talks about it

I have this haircut unironically

>character riding shotgun in car
>doesn't stick his hand out and ride the wind with his palm flat

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>character plays video game
>holds controller over head mashing buttons
>random boops beeps and monster sounds
>stupid name
>is that Alien Zombie Smasher 12??!

>please tell me I'm not alone
That's just your body telling itself to continue its business

>eternal bleeding
kek

If someone uncontrollable coughs so hard that starts to gag and look like he will turn inside out, how much time till he's dead? I can't fucking wait

Sex pills taste gross. Haha not like I need em

>character playing wireless game controller
>it's clearly not on but the game is playing
they literally always do and it's always a xbox 360 controller only once have I seen the light on

>a tight spot on the left side of my abdomen.
Where, under your ribs, or in your guts?
You might just have an impacted bowel. If it was a problem with your organs the blood wouldn't be bright red by the time it came out, that's a sign its coming from your ass.
When you've got a day blocked out with nothing to do just start forcing yourself to drink water with some stool softeners and a laxative.
You will literally shit your brain out, but you might notice your guys feel a little better.
Try eating a salad every once in a while.

used to happen to me when i smoked. I stopped. and it stopped with it.

every capeshit origin story ever

>character takes LSD
>man im not feeling anything
>literally 2 seconds later
>BROOOOOH IM GETTING FUCKING HALLUCINATIONS BRUUUUH

you dont get hallucinations from LSD lmao its just euphoria

Character smokes an outdated cig instead of a juul

it feels strongest about 5 centimeters left of my belly button, but sometimes I feel it under my left rib too.
thanks for the advice I'll do that. For what its worth, I'm skinny as fuck and used to have a flat tiny stomach but only recently (last 8 months or so) my stomach as inflated so now I'm skinny fat. dont know if thats related

>you dont get hallucinations from LSD
Yes you do dipshit. The easiest way to tell if its kicking in is to check for trails and the walls breathing.

>you dont get hallucinations from LSD
Bro what bunk-ass acid are you dropping

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Whats the story about user

>picks up a new book
>starts reading it from the middle

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You got gypped my dude

>smash the keyboard
>hacks CIA
wtf

the encryption is too tight, quick user I need you to type with me

>not wearing a mask during autopsy

>not using all five senses for the post mortem

Stay positive user, we believe in you

You fell for my troll ;)

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Stick with smoking your friend's weed faggot

Do you enjoy your new life as a woman?

Is autism a superpower ?

Stay strong. Trains is hard job

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IM IN

>shoots 30+ bullets out of a pistol without reloading

>character is coughing blood every other scene he's in
>Character laments about a promise he made to someone he cared about
>Character is a powerful fighter/tactician in a war setting
>Character never dies
Who am I talking about?

Does ripping bongs everyday actually have any negative long term effects on me? I mean I dont think the weed actually affects me too much itself. I know that the water in the bong is there to filter out a lot of the bad shit. But is smoking so heavily (even if its not things like nicotine and tobacco) gonna have long term repercussions? Say hypothetically this has been the case for 3 or 4 years

Nope. Enjoy

WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS

>Dope

switch to edibles and take strain off your lungs

>name 10 movies
1. Shawshank Redemption
2. Hope Floats
3. That Nic cage movie where he’s a cop and wins the lotto and tips the waitress
4. Blade Runner 2049
5. The Farewell
6. Saw III
7. Space Jam
8. Who Am I?
9. Child’s Play
10. What Women Want
11. (in case you don’t count 3 because I didn’t “name it) Riding in Cars with Boys

What about a vape? Edibles do jack shit for me honestly, I think my tolerance is just too high.

>mid 2015 start shitting blood almost daily
>this goes on for weeks
>think i might be dying
>consider going to the doctor, but don't
>goes on so long it just becomes the norm
>a year or so later I realize I'm not shitting blood any more
Let that be a lesson to you, never go to the doctor, things will fix themselves.

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The immediate effect is that it makes you a faggot.

>What about a vape
stick to the bong
vape has various additional chemicals that haven't had their long term effects properly documented yet

>“Tell Lord Rosbey that I did not give him leave to die.”
Based Cersei.

Not the same guy but I had testicular cancer and had one of them removed asshole.

What did it feel like/ how did you find out you had it?

Cancer scares the fuck out of me. They say 1 out of 3 people will get it at some point. Cure this shit

>dont worry, its healthy cough blood

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>3. That Nic cage movie where he’s a cop and wins the lotto and tips the waitress
That's a really good movie. Quite comfy too.

1 out of 1 people die.

t. a ghost.

Nice.

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whatever virgin, I get stoned and laid daily, my life is so much better than yours its really not worth discussing much further anymore

According to Predator it's the next evolution. A good and better thing if you will.

Based
Cringe

In all seriousness, you’re fucked

Daily reminder that this is what people who play vidya look like to chads and normies.

looks like bad news for you, dude!

youtu.be/u8qgehH3kEQ
Hacker shades.exe

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chilling slow burner?

And the the whole school clapped and you won the talent show by performing an acoustic cover of Linkin Park and the cheerleaders said "he cute".

have you not heard of all these people across the US being diagnosed with some new lung disease from vaping? one has died already

>all the red sores all over the roof of my mouth

Don't the girls you are hooking up with notice that?

>virgin
I fucked your ass last night little boy

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Can you come to my house and hang out and smoke weed and play Vidya and fuck my sister?

Literally House.

>character grabs a sharp object
>doesn't think about hurting himself
immersion broken

uhh definitely sounds related. if the rest of you is still skinny, it is likely you are bloated, or something inside you is swollen/growing bro.

are you able to shit regularly? how often do you shit? once a day? or is there many days in between?

yes regularly. once a day at least, sometimes 2 or 3 times. I play on doing that laxative thing and seeing if that help

>Character gets shot
>Reveals that they were wearing a bulletproof vest
>Proceeds to take off the vest as if it being shot once made it useless

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my stomach

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I can take quite a few pills with only a small amount of water, but taking even one pill without water seems like a terrible idea.

Just like anime
>get punched in the stomach
>puke a liter of blood

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nah lmao too busy bro

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>how do let the audience know that the person using their newfound superpower has reached their limit?
>intense, audible diarrhea

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>character drinks a beer watching tv
>he's an abusive alcoholic

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>the woman reveals her evil plan to the husbands dying father
why is this always so kino?

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Do you enjoy your new life as a woman?

>multiplayer game is shown on the screen
>”dude I can’t just leave, I’m already on level five!”
fuck you

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Jojo
>vomit half gallon of blood
>six broken ribs
>severe concussion
>limb torn off
>five minutes without pulse or breath
>just nap it off in the car, ready for another fight 2 hours later

I had that for a while then it became really sharp and very painful, had to go to the hospital. Turned out I had an inflammation on 1 meter or intestines plus an abscess about to burst. Just get an MRI or at least see a doctor if you care about your health.

I did but I made the mistake of self diagnosing myself with a hernia and telling the doctor so its all he (barely) checked for. the good news is, it hasn't gotten any worse in the months that I've had it. what was the treatment for your inflammation?

>man dresses in drag
>DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY starts playing

>man dressed in drag
>Bitch Got a Penis starts playing
Would be based

>removing
Don't they use the kind of sutures that just dissolve after awhile?

Only in first world countries, I live in Canada.

>Only in first world countries, I live in Canada.
You seem to be mistaken as to what a second world country is

I always wonder about anons who fuck up the greentext by starting a new line. Is it deliberate? Did this user want to emphasize "By the crash?" Do they just hit the enter key randomly? The capitol letter indicates that this is a phoneposter, and autocorrect capitalized the new line.

Some ROTTK fag

Antibiotics and no food for almost 2 weeks, they almost had to remove 3 feet of intestines but ultimately decided against it. I might have a crohn too. Now I just avoid to eat shit like peanuts or that kind of thing (supposedly I have a strict diet to follow but fuck that)

damn nigga I hope I don't have that, that sounds horrible

qeq

>we need to show that this character is fat
>eats a whole pizza
bravo

>character is riding in a car
>doesn't ponder on what would happen if they swung open the door and rolled out onto the freeway

>character rides car
>doesn't ponder on his life choices

how long ago was this?
I also live in Canada, and they used the dissolving ones for my surgery last year

there's no such things as a "second" world country

You're full of shit. I live in Canada and they were using dissolving stitches for my surgery and that was years ago.

What would you call a country that isn't first world

a third world country

Done with excellence in the 2010 adaptation of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Couldnt find a webm or youtube fragment.

>have pain around lower right abdomen/hip, and in right testicle
>go to doctor
>they check for lumps, hernia, appendix inflammation, UTI, blockages, perform an MRI
>everything seems fine
>pain is mysteriously gone the next day
>month goes by
>testicle is hurting again

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it does, bulletproof vests have Kevlar or Metal plates in them, and once a bullet is fired into it, the plate is shattered and is no longer useful.

henlo

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So Canada is on the same level as the Congo then

Stay away from popcorn, please. It will fuck your guttyworks up.

It depends on the patient. Sometimes stitches, sometimes Staples...
Don't be that asshole who assumes that it's always the same as you or your anecdotal friend.

You're passing a tiny Kidney stone too small to hurt but large enough to trigger a reaction

Canada is first world. I guess you can throw "in industrialization process" or industrialized/non-industrialized if you want a clear distinction between the US and Mauritania.

You’re stupid, ignorant and wrong. Why are you talking shit about things you don’t understand? Ceramic plates are not the only way bulletproof vests work, and many can stop multiple rounds. Same with even soft body armor and definitely true with steel plates.
Basically, you talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded, kys.

No popcorn is fine actually from my experience.

Being shot does make bulletproof vests useless, it fucks up the mesh

So then we're back to here ().
Based retard shooting himself in the foot

same, but one year later than you

>female love interest has an abusive father

>protagonist resembles her father

>thread is 50% mocking screenwriting cliches and 50% medical advice
honestly not what i expected

Shut the fuck up,
>F
A
>G
G
>O
T

I got this groin pain that gradually became worse over the course of a few weeks until I felt this lump on the underside of my left testicle. I had it checked right away but my doctor said she was almost sure it was a harmless cyst at first. After an ultrasound and some additional tests, I was diagnosed with cancer. I had treatment and the cancerous testicle was removed. Testicular cancer is more prominent in younger men but thankfully it's almost guaranteed to be curable. It's completely gone out of my life now. Get your balls checked when you're in the shower. Only takes a few seconds.

Stranger things

Seething phoneposter. Whats the matter, your mom take away your computer until you get a job?

>gets stabbed directly in the chest
>speaks perfectly

>pumps shotgun
>pumps again a couple minutes later
>no shots fired in between pumps

>get your skull crushed with enough strenght to break diamonds then proceed to get punched through a wall of a 2d floor by the same guy
>just a quick nap and you're ready to keep walking
araki....

>Gets strangled long enough to crush windpipe.
>Is able to speak.

Medfag here. Whether we use absorbable or non-absorbable sutures depends on your condition. There are literally dozens of suture combinations to choose from that vary according to:

Size
Natural vs Synthetic
Monofilament vs Polyfilament
Tensile strength
Absorbable vs Non-absorbable
Time for Absorption

Etc.

Your experience is unlikely to be the same unless you had the same diagnosis and you were managed the same way.

The reason characters wince in movies is they rarely use local anaesthetic or regional. They do corny garbage like chugging rum or biting on a block of wood. Depending on surgeon skill, depth, needle type etc, stitches can really fucking hurt. So can cleaning a wound in some cases.

>We need a plane That can fail catastrophically and kill everyone on board

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Also, forgot to say I'm willing to answer medical questions that are basic. Remember the answer is always go and see your fucking doctor. Graduated with an MD in May so I'm still green. Apologies in advance for mistakes and bullshit.

>Cocks slide of semi auto pistol.
>Cocks hammer a few seconds later.
Kill me.

Had the top and side of my head blown off by an IED, was so bored by the time they got me to the hospital I slept for a month. Didn't feel a thing.

>characters chews up pain pills

Why though?

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I started taking pills without water because of House. Made me feel like a badass. I've adopted so many dumb fucking traits from TV characters over the years.

works quicker than letting it dissolve by itself

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But i've tried it out of curiosity and it doesn't feel like it does.

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>character needs to receive a shot or injection
>no alcohol swab before the injection

>character gets a heart attack
>dies just like that

If it says take it whole, take it whole. If it says chew, chew. Some are activated by stomach acid/other interactions. Some are in a protective coating from stomach acid/other interactions and you expose the active parts when you chew. Follow the instructions for maximum effect.

Was literally doing this earlier even though I was in a bad mood. Can't help it.

>Surgeon pulls out syringe to apply local sedative
>user takes one look at it about to go into his hand meat and faints
>Finally regains consciousness after the procedure is complete
>Asked if he's feeling alright
>"Huh? Oh, uh, yeah, totally. Yeah it was just, like, so boring, that I uh, totally just fell asleep right away, like, from boredom, you know?"
>Everyone just kind of plays along with a coy smile and humors him

>eating sandwich during autopsy
>lays the sandwich on the corpse or on the tray with the autopsy tools

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Nice knowing you user.

I thought it'd be a neat spin on this trope if instead the character shits out blood

>Character needs to make a blood pact? Just run the whole knife through the palm of their hand, say no more! It's not like making a deep cut on your palm would be incredibly painful and bleed for days, not to mention the fact that you wouldn't even be able to use your hand for anything for a few days just to let the wound heal, or it will just keep re-opening over and over again!

Also, whenever someone needs blood for something, whether it's magic or whatever they ALWAYS cut their palm with a knife. I'll never understand this. Anyone that's ever gotten large cut on their hand before knows that you can't really use your hand for a few days for anything serious or else the wound will just keep re-opening and bleeding constantly.

Namefag nothing of value was lost

>character shits out blood
>it's a john waters movie
>blood squirts out ears as character tries to play off the seriousness of his situation
>it's a leslie nielsen movie

would be fucked up if that happened in real life

>Character brushes their teeth
>doesn't wet the toothbrush before applying toothpaste
>brushes for about 15 seconds max
>doesn't even build up a ring of foam around their mouth from the toothpaste
>sometimes they rinse afterwards instead of just spitting out the toothpaste
>they never floss
>if they use mouthwash they literally rinse for 2 seconds and spit it out

>Let me just fuck up all the muscles controlling my finger tendons.
Brilliant.

Yes it does you dirty nigger, antiseptic stings like a faggot in a dick factory

The amount of finger biting in Naruto always made me sick. That's a good way to get an infection you retarded ninja.

> Character brushes teeth
> Froth becomes completely red
> Gums are all bleeding
> Remembers he hasn't brushed his teeth in 3 months
> This has happened every day for 4 months

Haha, this would be no problem, right bros?

That sounds really bad

I'm able to slowdown time sometimes. Am I going crazy or should I start raping people with my new found powers?

Start flossing, also cut up so fresh ginger and boil it in a pot for 30 min, drink some every day, the ginger kills bacteria that causes gum disease and it’ll make your house smell nice. FYI it also kills the cold and flu virus so drink it your sick too.

>he chews the pills

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Also don’t be a pussy, put a fair amount of ginger in there

MD here. it's because you're body's temp decreases slightly (since piss is warm). you're welcome

>on the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
You're a gentleman and a scholar.

Everything is like this, any subject you learn about will ruin some Hollywood stuff for you. I can't stand to watch all those police procedural shows on tv anymore

Why bc you’ve been arrested a lot?

Not that user. Are you talking deliberately or during stressful situations?

I can't control it. Happens randomly. Now that I think about it, it first happened when I was rocking my chair and I fell backwards. I thought it was a prank because I was falling so slowly then I hit the ground hard. Not sure if it's stress related.

I feel like learning a lot about astrology wouldn't ruin many films.

The male brain is literally hardwired to do risky shit when females are around, there have been studies done on it.
Thats why they advertise expensive stuff like cars with girls in bikinis, its also why the hotter a girl is, the dumber she thinks men are.

not gonna lie i kinda wish i could get cancer in both balls so i have an excuse to transition after i get them removed
i'd be a cute girl

If it only happens during startling reactions it's a normal response. You process more information when your mind perceives a life or death situation, causes the sensation of time dilation. I was careening down a mountainside in a van with nor brakes, while experience was less than a minute, seemed to last for a while.

So I can't really secretly rape people with this shit? Fucking hell what a waste of brain power.

My condolences, I wish you could become a rape demon as well.

>Seth Rogen movie or whatever female "comedy"
>character trips
>"I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY!"
>Seth Rogen asks "are you sure man, kinda looked like it hurt"
>"yeah nah man I'm fine"
>"you sure?"
Repeat until you've padded the movie sufficiently

Based and Redpilled.

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Worse yet, its all of the above but its an actual game and the wild button presses dont translate to the gameplay shown.

WW

the only thing I've scene with even somewhat realistic lockpicking was Strange Days because Bigelow is a based
It's not even hard, just use any tension wrench and any other other tool but nope, it's always one tool or two picks or a FUCKING bobby pin
god I'm angry

>Character fills up public bathroom sink and washes face in it

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>character washes hands in public restroom sink
>doesn't spend 10 minutes waving his hands around like a retard trying to get the sensor-activated taps to work
>doesn't try another tap which won't start either
>doesn't start getting desperately worried that he's on a hidden camera prank show

This actually happens though

No because I know a goddamn detective isn't doing random traffic stops

the darker the blood the longer it's been in your intestine. Say for example you somehow scratch your butthole, the blood would be bright red because as soon as it comes out it's expelled. Black blood would mean something like said, it's been there for a while. Could be many things, most of which nasty as fuck. Go and take a colonscopy ASAP.
I swear to god I can't understand how some people utterly ignore evident health issues despite how visible and annoying they are, how the fuck can you be so retarded?

We need robot doctors. They'd work for free and human's wouldn't be embarrassed to go see them.

>character doesn't rejoice when he sees dyson hand-dryer instead of the old shit-tier ones

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>We need everyone to know there's a tracking device on this car
>Say no more.

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Probably destroyed them in dry ice

>go to america on holiday
>have to see doctor while there
>qt robogirl doctor asks to inspect my penis
>automatically gives me surprise circumcision for not complying with us dick mutilation laws
>can't fight back against powerful robot arms

>>can't fight back against powerful robot arms
hot

Yeah.

>how do we show there's a problem in the marriage?
>husband leaves for work and doesn't eat the breakfast his wife prepared
>she puts on a sad face while looking at the plate full of food

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In your opinion do you generally prefer chromic or catgut?

me too, but with shorter sides (no undercut tho)

Go to the fucking doctor.
>but I'm American!
Move to a first world country, then go to the fucking doctor.

>strangulation
>takes 10 seconds of squeezing with their hands

>character knocks on someones door
>no answer
>they just walk in and start shouting "is anyone home?"

Literally ass cancer. Black tarry stool = you're bleeding internally. Bright red ("frank") blood = you're tearing your anus (like from hemorrhoids or a hard poop)
Seriously, TotalBiscuit had black tarry stool for a year+ and he died of ass cancer as a result

>characters takes one tiny inhale of a blunt
>no smake coming out of their mouth at all
>ahahaha I am so high right now, holy shit!

>I swear to god I can't understand how some people utterly ignore evident health issues despite how visible and annoying they are, how the fuck can you be so retarded?
It's just fear and the false hope that "it'll go away", usually people try a bunch of low grade nonsense to treat the symptoms while ignoring the cause

It sounds irrational because it is, but it's also a very common human thing

Second world countries were the ones in the Soviet Union's sphere of influence. First world was NATO. Third were all the countries which were neutral.

Or hypersensitive to it, or both, leading to some bizarre combinations where they could be mangled and not even react but you poke rhem with a needle and the chimp out

What do your sister's panties smell like ?

I had to get stitches for a knife wound on my palm and them putting in the local anesthetic was some of the worst pain I've ever felt.

Literally me desu

>This. I fell asleep having my hand stitched back together because it was so boring.

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>dude fuck cancer let's just get rid of man this is why we need more regulayshuns fo dem programs
Brainlet, everyone gets cancer because they live to at least 80 now. Replication errors are guaranteed over a long enough timescale.

Wrong. In the medical community they advise that you chew aspirin in you are having chest pains as it mixes with the saliva and gets into the blood stream quicker, regardless of the instructions.

To destroy the time release mechanism

>it's impossible to pace a movie unless you make things happen unrealistically or stupidly
This is how hacks think

really fucking bad, if this is real go to a doctor yesterday

>THE COURT OF THE KAREN WHORE

Post your sister

Spartacus is fucking dope.

Go to the doctor again. That seems like a temporary fix.

Why is cancer so scary bros?

Does your sister like big dicks ?