PREMIER LEAGUE SUNDAY MATCHES THREAD

Three PL games at 2:00pm today featuring two sides pushing for European places and two sides in the relegation battle.

>Arsenal v Leeds United (live on Sky Sports PL)
>Leicester City v Everton
>Norwich City v West Ham United

ARS: Ramsdale; Tomiyasu, Holding, Magalhães, Soares; Xhaka, Elneny; Saka, Ødegaard (c), Martinelli; Nketiah.
>Subs: Leno, Tavares, Swanson, Oulad M'Hand, Sambi Lokonga, Patino, Smith Rowe, Pépé, Lacazette.

LEE: Meslier; Ayling (c), Koch, Llorente, Firpo; Phillips, Klich; Raphina, Harrison; Gelhardt, James.
>Subs: Klaesson, Cresswell, Struijk, Hjelde, Bate, Shackleton, Gray, Greenwood, Moreno.

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LEI: Schmeichel (c); Amartey, Evans, Fofana, Castagne; Tielemans, Mendy, Dewsbury-Hall; Pérez, Daka, Iheanacho.
>Subs: Ward, Söyüncü, Thomas, Choudhury, Soumaré, Albrighton, Lookman, Barnes, Vardy.

EVE: Pickford; Coleman (c), Holgate, Mina, Mykolenko; Doucouré, Delph, Iwobi; Gray, Richarlison, Gordon.
>Subs: Begović, Kenny, Keane, Allan, Calvert-Lewin, Gomes, Rondón, Alli, Welch.

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NOR: Krul; Aarons, Hanley (c), Byram, Williams; Gilmour, Sørensen; Dowell, Lees-Melou, Rashica; Pukki.
>Subs: Gunn, Gibson, Giannoulis, Rupp, Gibbs, Springett, Tzolis, Rowe, Płacheta.

WHU: Fabiański; Coufal, Dawson, Zouma, Cresswell; Rice (c); Fornals, Lanzini, Benrahma, Bowen; Antonio.
>Subs: Areola, Fredericks, Masuaku, Johnson, Souček, Král, Noble, Vlašić, Yarmolenko.

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Please lose Everton

arse leeds or leicester everton?

I will watching the Arsenal - Leeds game.

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Come on all 3 home teams

lmao lelds

>Lelds

I sure hope arsenal don’t score

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>lelds

were you recreating a pollock on your floor or something

>leeds

>Lester

AHAHAHAHA SOMEONE GET ME A WEBM

I BELIEVE!

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Redecorating the lounge

strem?

Watch Lampard get praise from the English media for avoiding relegation, even though they shouldn’t have been in danger to begin with.

THE GHOST OF KYIV

Well well well.

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no reason to get smug my blue fellow

Just clogged my mom's toilet on mother's day with a poo I estimate to be over a foot (30cm) long

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>leeds
>actually trailing

>2-0
>Lelds

Hello spursy

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leeds
leeds are falling apart
again

leeds

leeds are falling apart

again

>yfw leeds gets relegated by the ghost of kyiv

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Maybe bielsa wasn't the issue
Maybe having champo defender was the issue

lelsbros...

>l'ev

maybe kalvin phillips being injured since christmas and bamford being injured since literally last season was the issue

so this is the power of American Managers

wtf how did we score Lelster

>Arsenal scores
>Everton scores immediately
>Arsenal scores
>Leicester scores immediately
This is fun

that everton defending lmao

>Amerifat """"managers"""""

So is Neverton desu

TOO MUCH DAKA

To be fair, it's Bielsa's fault that they didn't sign anyone to improve the squad in January because he thought the squad was good enough, big enough, and so he vetoed signing anyone to add to it

>neverton

MASON HOLGATE SHOULD BE DROWNED IN TBE ROYAL BLUE MERSEY

lmaooo

Why do matches at the King Power always have the rattling sort of applause that you normally hear at non league games? Are the barriers really loud and echoing to hit, or is the crowd noise other than barrier bashing that quiet?
I'm not complaining, its comfy atmosphere, just very different to most of the prem.

I hate Everton and I hate Frank Lampard.
NEED Leeds to stay up

heh my boy pdakz

>Everton come within an inch of scoring and immediately concede
Absolute mad lads

2 players they could've bought cover for in January you'd think. Bamford I would've bought cover for the second they got promoted.

everton smokes dick jesus fucking christ
miracle shot from the hohol needed and then it's women's world cup level defense

uh they’re called couches?

deserve to go down if you let Nketiah score on you twice

This Everton match is entertaining to the neutral

I love Everton for this chaotic shit
moast entertaining club

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Just means more money for Jessuh

Bielsa did bring in James in January, presumably to cover Bamford. Weird choice to do that, but seeing as he kept playing him up top, you'd have to assume he was brought in the be the striker.

how long would it take yesterdays united side to score against this everton defense?

I hate them for it. Please can we just have a stable win for once.

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>deserve to go down if you let Nketiah score on you twice
Chelsea liquidation can't come soon enough

>lelds

Oh wait, no he didn't. Why did I think he moved in January?

two weeks (trust the plan)

apparently biesla kept refusing new signings as he doesn't like working for a big squad despite playing high intensity football

>Keane warming up beside the pitch
>Commentator: ...and this is a sight that Everton fans won't want to see...
Very true.

We got James at the start of the season, not January

leeds men would do more for their club at this point walking off the pitch and tweeting mean things about everton instead of trying to win the match

Pub quiz: what makes this Post Box so special?

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>Mina injured AGAIN
Oh my fucking god no

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i pooed in it

It’s tilted

It's the one Mr. Bean got stuck inside

its serviced on a weekend

because it's yer mum's smallest dildo

Harry Maguire's father

webm of everton defenders spilling spghetti everywhere

>Holgate was told he needs to be killing the competition
>Takes it the wrong way and injures Mina

rare Edward the 8th version

t. /r/casualuk mong

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Elizabeth Royal the 8th?

I remember finding a birds nest with a dead baby bird and some eggs in and then putting them in a postbox when I was about 11

shit teams (all of them)

why

did you at least put a stamp on them

He's got it. He's disgusting but he's got it.

Because of his short reign they only ever made about 180 in his reign

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This is about as dreadful as expected from Leeds.

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it's Eddie Royal after the former Broncos receiver

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I read this comment as "did you at least stamp on them"

Another week another Leeds loss. I said to myself they would go down months ago. They have played the worst football in the league and they have no one else to blame but themselves

I honestly have absolutely no idea, I remember we carried it from the place we were playing, I think it might've been the first thing like that we'd found or something, to by my friend's house for some reason then didn't know what to do with it then I put it on the edge of the post box opening for some reason, probably thought it was funny or something, then it just fell in. I remember not actually understanding how post boxes worked either at the time.

Thanks. Going to save this to my hard drive if ya don't mind.

RED CARD NOW

thats a red for ayling

throw a rock into the seats and whatever fan you hit would've done better

Dirty leeds being dirty

Super red

Anyone got a webm of the Everton goal?

FUCKING DIRTY CUNT

WHY DONT THESE CUNTS EVER FUCKING DO THIS TO YID PLAYERS? QHY IS IT ALWAYS AN ARSENAL PLAYER THIS HAPPENS TO

FUCKING FILTHY CUNT. UTTER CUNT

Leeds meltdown

>ayling
what the fuck are you doing. thats clearly a red for me. very lucky if he's not sent off.

>lelds

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If Leeds relegate it is not Marsch's fault. This team is terrible and unsaveable

Can't make a tackle these days

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RED CARD RAFINHA TOO

rafinha chimping out another red card imminent

How was that a yellow lmao?

cya mong

The absolute state of Leeds United. I hope they go down and spend another 20 years in exile

that's a 5-match ban for Xhaka

>leeds
kek

KEK

Put money on Raphina getting sent off as well. Easy money bois

Ayling has been hypergarbage all game causing 2 goals only to do the most blatant red card tackle just 25 minutes in

what the fuck is raphina doing
what an absolute mong

had it been real madrid instead of leeds, the red card would have been given to gabriel for a foot near the groin during the tackle

What is that other cunt crying about to the referee? Why is he whinging too? Is it because he expects some refball against us like every other club does?

Team of utter cunts, fucking scum. Hope they go down. Would never fucking dive in like that against a yid or man shitty player. Prick

Leeds Leeds are falling apart again

Proper acceptable in the 80s challenge

top zozzle

what is this, good man?

raphinha clearly doesnt fancy 60 minutes of extra hard running around

Chimpinha gonna get a second yellow surely?

getting outplayed by martinelli every which way and just chimped out catch ya later fuckwit

hes brazilian

there's a EdwardVIII postbox in my hometown, I had no idea they were that rare

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