Seinfeld Ep Ideas

kramer uber

George make an avocado toast

>tfw no Kramer joins a Russian smuggling ring and becomes a slav war-criminal episode

Jerry: Whadda ya mean you broke up with her on facebook?
George: I changed my status!
Jerry: You didn't even text her?
George: No Jerry! I changed it from in relationship to single, she'll get the notification! Boom, it's done!
Elaine: Ugh, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find an uber. What's going on?
Jerry: George broke up with the girl he met on tinder by changing his facebook status! He didn't even text her!
Elaine: My last tinder date didn't go so well. He didn't even have netflix, he wanted us to watch a YIFY movie on VLC!
Kramer: Ohhh A:10 V:10! My boy YIFY always delivers!

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bird steal kramer juul

Okay Mr Producer what if Jeri gets catfished by fat chick and when he finally meets her he chimps out about her weight and she records it. Fat girl uploads footage to Youtube and Jerry gets in trouble for fatshaming and loses all his comedy gigs

>facebook
>tinder
>juul
>VLC
lmao laugh at the boomer

George says nigger on stream

jerry penis fall off dog take it

>>Kramer loses juul
what

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forced zoomer meme

kramer think looking for tranny on grindr not gay

>girl from university adds me on fb, she's in one of my classes
>see pictures of her doing synchronised swimming
>comment on a picture: "oh cool didn't know you were into synchronised swimming!"
>it was a picture of her upside down in the water with her ass out
>comment was made at 2 in the morning
>mfw i realised what i did

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Cool story bro why don’t you post it on reddit where someone gives a fucking shit?

Well...? Post the god damn picture already

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how do you know what people on reddit give a shit about?

Elaine premium snapchat
Jerry gets cancelled

Because I go there sometimes. Now show us the picture, nigger.

>george accidental likes ex-gfs facebook bathing suit pic while fapping and likes all 3000 of her other posts to cover
That's actually pretty funny

>Elaine runs into Kramer when she shows up to counter-protest an anti immigration protest Kramer is at

seinfeld has to get a real job
newman has to get a real job
elaine has a rich tech bf so doesn't have to get a job but she still fucks a dog
kramer bounces from zero hour contract to zero hour contract. He's clinically depressed and monosyllabic.

None of them have time to be funny or make witty conversation.

Newman's GF is a fat humourless bull-dyke camwhore who bullies him. Newman hasn't had an erection for a few years. He tried jacking off to a video of Elaine fucking a dog but it just made him cry.

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jery on joe rogan, insults his height

I'd watch it

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i'd tune in

>Kramer 3d prints stuff. Jerry notices his stuff begin to be replaced with 3d printed things.
>Newman and the two Puerto ricans go to the #healthyateverysize protest
>elaine is a twitch thot and streams herself half naked doing nothing. George is secretly her top subscriber
>Jerry buys onions and Kramer finds out.
>George shoots up a cinema

id watch this

>>George shoots up a cinema
id like a versions were they are all doing monstrous acts,
but the laugh track is still playing, and they are still acting goofy like what that are doing isnt that big of a deal

>Jerry gets cancelled
i know she was only 17 but her parents gave their premission! HER PARENTS GAVE THEIR PREMISSION!

Jerry buys a tablet computer designed, developed and marketed by Apple Inc.,

>elaine is a twitch thot and streams herself half naked doing nothing. George is secretly her top subscriber

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>>George shoots up a cinema
this would unironically work and be hillarious

>George shoots up a cinema

>shoots a guy in the dick
>THAT'S GOTTA HURT

>real furniture
fucking poser

These are all great desu

George hires a black tyrone bull to fuck his wife and to lightly peg him but George forgets the safeword and ends up getting full forced fucked in the ass to the point where he ruptures internally and now he has to somehow explain why he can't walk and has to miss work for the next 2 weeks while wheelchair bound

>>george accidental likes ex-gfs facebook bathing suit pic while fapping and likes all 3000 of her other posts to cover
kek

>elaine is a twitch thot and streams herself half naked doing nothing. George is secretly her top subscriber

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This pic makes me want to an hero

Plus it was the 90s and everything was groovy.

>george arrives to the cinema with his ar15 in a bag
>the clerk tells him they have a no singles policy
>George begins to argue as usual
>we live in a society
>his ex notices him shouting while she was out at the restroom
>she lets him in with her out of pity
>he follows her to her seat although that was not her intention. Her bf is there with her
>george eats their popcorn and then tells her "hey you know what's ironic?" While reaching for his bag

that's what it's always sunny was aming for but missed completely because they didn't delve deep enough

I think it's a vape pen

>makes me want to an hero
wat

No blog post unless you post the pic

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I’m sure your sitcom would go 13 seasons strong. Too bad we don’t have writers like you who couldn’t even “delve deep” enough into your shitpost to make a single point.

Season arc of Kramer getting elected president

>elaine is a twitch thot and streams herself half naked doing nothing. George is secretly her top subscriber
holy fuck, my sides

wat

he's saying he's a deranged zoomer incel without a connection to anything. not even something so shallow as would make a person debase one self as in the OP pic. and because of this he anticipates his suicuide.

>120125379
weak b8

>120125474
weaker counterb8

none of your fags can b8 me

Oh boy

Lol I really like this one

I thought summer was over

This was awful until 'George shoots up a cinema' which was hilarious in a way you didn't entirely intend but almost

imagine being a faggot nigger posting his loser fetishes on Yea Forums

the writers aren't to blame. if they'd tried to sell a sitcom where the implied rapes and abuses were shown it'd never been aired

Guy bottom left looks like GigaChad

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Jerry is going on a date that night, needs a haircut but doesn’t want his hair to look too short
Jerry: I don’t want new haircut hair.I want a haircut from three days ago hair
Kramer: I’ve got a guy Jerry, he can cut your hair so it looks like it was done 3 days ago. He’s goood Jerry, real good, he can cut it long
Jerry: he cuts it long?
Kramer: one week two weeks three weeks, you tell how you want your hair to look and he’ll do it
George: what about mine?
Jerry: he’s a barber George, not a time traveller

yeah wouldn't that be weird haha

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Don’t “wat” me you motherfucker like you didn’t get what I was saying. Am I talking fuckin nonsense here?

Don’t criticize fucking Always Sunny because it’s got 13 premium seasons and you couldn’t hope to be as successful. Even your comment criticizing it was lazy. Fuck you.

>getting b8d

>he's saying he's a deranged zoomer incel without a connection to anything. not even something so shallow as would make a person debase one self as in the OP pic. and because of this he anticipates his suicuide.
Surprisingly close, but I'm a boomer, and also surprisingly not an incel. The newfag should still learn the vernacular though.

take it down a notch ffs, Rob

boomer user acquire ipad
goes on Yea Forums
writes this
wife walks into the room
"Why haven't you turned on the dishwasher? You just have to tell Alexa to do it."
"Alexa can eat my dick."

>george accidental likes ex-gfs facebook bathing suit pic while fapping and likes all 3000 of her other posts to cover

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>Jerry: he cuts it long?
Pitch-perfect.

Before your time.

>An user so savage he doesn't even offer you's

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