>five minutes into his new special he starts defending dead pedo Jackson
Nice career suicide Dave.
Dave Chappelle
BASED
Jackson liked little boys buttholes
denying this is the same as being a flat earther
all he does is namedrop hasbeen celebrities, it's completely unfunny
He is on fire in the last special. I like how he attacks the audience and they applaud him no matter what. Him going back to defend Louis C.K. one more time is glorious.
He really went for it in this special. Mad man.
Michael Jackson was not a pedo.
I personally believe he didn't do it and that he just liked hanging around kids because he didn't have a childhood of his own. maybe he did some creepy shit but not with any malicious intent and the parents used it to cash in
Pretty suspicious it always seems to be little boys hanging around, you know? If he genuinely loved children, why he was it rare that he was seen with a little girl?
He didn’t want to get accused of fucking them.
And, yet...
So it's good then
Where do I dl the special?
>50 minutes into his new show
>BLACKS SAVED AMERICA! THIS IS YOUR COUNTRY, TOO! DON'T LET THE WHITE MEN TAKE YOUR COUNTRY!
Literally black John Oliver without a hint of irony.
Same reason boys that age don't hang around with girls. Or men with women for that matter.
If you can't prove he did it kill yourself
I wrote a sketch that had the word FAGGOT in it
Black people literally don't have self awareness.
They are basically just animals that can talk.
He was just keeping his dick in little boys mouths for safe keeping.
>slaps knee with microphone
Do amerisharts unironically think they are white?
>hating on dave chapelle
yikes
t. Swedish-Somalian
You are not and will NEVER be white, stop larping
any jokes about black fathers not raising their children?
best of his netflix specials by far
Cope
Dave is GOAT
Prove me wrong
I mean, yeah, it's black people coping with being a shit-tier race.
Current Europeans are the most embarrising whites of all.
The jews already killed his career when he was close to bringing everyone together thru racism
Is there another one? I thought his last special was almost 2 years old?
yes nigga just came out
why are conspiracy nuts always either pot heads or conservatives...
Both are retards
>He made Triller....Thriller.
michael was just being a good host
>why can I say Nigger, but cant say faggot?
>well because you're not gay
>well I ain't a nigger either
Absolutely based.
so everyone can say nigger now and this retarded "n" word shit can go away?
also stop saying "based" it makes you sound like a nigger.
Maybe because everyone knows Jackson was innocent?
Mr Jackson this board is for the living please leave.
>I can't literally handle any criticism of whites to the point where I can't even watch one of the most based and unironically redpilled comedians anymore
Your life must be endless suffering.
What is this special called?
Haha, I love that meme.
Watching the special right now, it's pretty fucking great.
Quit nigger
The little bit of gut hanging is a nice touch.
Sticks and Stones
sticks and stones
Pedo acceptance is next up on the libs agenda. Come 2020, they will be pushing “children’s right to choose” as a liberation movement.
Thanks, anons.
so his new special is out?
Thanks for the info, /pol/tard.
NIGGER FAGGOT
>career suicide
seems like the type of thing netflix would give millions for
>laughs in Roy Moore
Oh fuck yeah. FINALLY. Pedophilia will never be accepted, but hebephilia is natural and was culturally acceptable until like the last 50 years. It’s about time people started being realistic about it.
Based shizo
>spends half the special defending Michael Jackson, Kevin Hart, and Louis CK
>spends the other half insulting “the alphabet people” and Jussie Smollett
Cringey alt right shit.
you are about as crazy as those people 15 years ago who told me chopping off dicks to be a woman was going to be a legitimate science thing.
Considering I'm 100% German with no nigger DNA, yeah I'm white.
why u gotta hate, man
Because 13/50.
I'm not even American black, I'm regular black
>the bitches in the front row not laughing in any of the louis ck jokes
As a white dude this shit is getting tiresome. White genocide is fucking REAL, but it's brought on by whites ourselves being suicidally stupid and our behavior. We need to stop targetting all blackos, and instead indoctrinate them with our conservative values and ideals so that they might stand a chance against the azn and cholo hordes waiting on the horizons.
Holy fucking cringe
IT’S NOT MY FAULT I WAS RAPED
>White genocide is fucking REAL
>there are more white people living today than at any point in the past
Mhm...
muslim negro is too alt right
>because he didn't have a childhood of his own
You have to be incredibly naive to believe a gay man who was abused himself, had huge money and power and spent all his time with young boys wasn’t into noncing and just wanted to play video games. Do you think Epstein’s long time associates all just had bad judgement as well?
>implying there's a difference
>defends incels
>defends poor whites
>attacks trannies
>supports personal legal gun use
fucking based
SHAMONE
>Sure, he touched some chillen' evry now and den, but he's Michael Jackson. He Michael Jackson!
But compare that to every other race.
there was one black bitch with huge tits who just had her arm crossed the entire time
>*makes white boys bend over to spread their cheeks and dives in face first to sniff their quivering virgin buttholes*
Imagine defending this.
>supports personal legal gun use
This always gets me. You'd think the people who would want guns the most are law abiding black people.
This faggot hasn't been funny since Chappelle Show. He should have stayed in Africa and just turn into an urban legend. Would have been based.
Wait, Chappelle has a new special out? I miss slim happy Chappelle but I'll still watch the boring cynical one's material.
>white boys
all the ones that came out looked like puerto ricans or something
SHAMONE
this. guess going back to his spear chucking roots wasn't as glorious as he imagined.
Hey fuckers there's a secret 23-minute epilogue if you watch the credits uninterrupted
You realize he's dead and this is an imposter right?
Slim happy naive Chappelle was kino, I agree but this new special shows off a happier cynical Chappelle.
Watch it.
You don’t have to sit through the credits, it’s under the “Trailers” section.
Just finished watching it, it's pretty shitty. It's just a weird Q&A and most of the questions are fucking awful. I legit hate that people are this boring.
>whats your favorite book
>durr marry-fuck-kill
>give some advice for new comedians
>You realize he's dead and this is an imposter right?
You spelled clone wrong
Good bait. Have a (you)
If it was a clone he'd be as funny as the original.
I dont have Jewflix anywhere I can stream this?
yes actually
Well this sucks. Last standup I watched was Fire in the Maternity Ward and that was pure setup and punchline. It reminded me that comedy was still good. This shit opens up with Chappelle singing, quoting Kendrick Lamar, and immediately rambling about stupid shit. Fuck this sucks. I miss the young Chappelle.
You jest, but this is true. How many boys did he fuck? Conservative estimates say like three. Compare that to the amount of entertainment he brought to the world. I say it’s worth it. There are just so many kids. We can’t even feed them all.
>Jeselnik
>insult "comedy"
Kill yourself
>Least edgy set he's done in his entire career
Wow Dave is finished!
>that picture
>saved on your PC
I could never take anything a fag like you has to say seriously.
I just tried watching Alonzo Boden's new special on Amazon and not even ONE (1) minute into the special, he throws out a muh orange man bad joke. I let that slide and then a few minutes later I get a "Collin Kapernick was right!" So I shut it off.
1/4th of his entire set was making fun of trannies
His crowd work on Broadway should've been his new hour
He’s always been like this
You’ve just been brainwashed by /pol/
Ricky Gervais made fun of trannies WAY harder in his last special. Dave just got them with a silly metaphor about an asian in a black dude's body and how they're marginalised within the LGBT movement.
>I could never take anything a fag like you has to say seriously.
His last four specials have had half an hour of him apologizing for the previous special’s tranny jokes followed by half an hour of new tranny jokes.
How many little girls were you friends with as a kid?
you guys are impatient retards who didn't let him finish the joke
>poor whites own all the guns
>blacks we are the only ones who can change this...
>we need to buy guns too
>so that white people will change gun ownership laws
>tfw black britfag
So fucking glad I’ve never had to experience this racial bullshit
he didn't apologize, he just said everyone was too easily offended by tranny jokes. Also Dave says he fucked one
absolutely based
nigga made thriller
What do you want him to say?
Kill all trannies?
thriller isnt a good song
based
What the fuck happened to this board, niggas cant even take a joke
whites have thinner skin than niggers, who wouldve guessed
>
Making a joke about transgenders is not inherently edgy, the joke itself also has to have some punch to it. You're conflating the two.
Ricky Gervais >>>>>> Dave Chapelle
Don't pay attention. They are the typical poltards trying to get reactions outside their containment board. Even they get bored after a while in that circle jerk hole.
Those were bad but the last 10min were of him just telling stories.
It's incredible how natural comedy comes to him. You can tell that they weren't practiced because his time was off for the laughs. Yet he just casually let's out these funny stories with no intended jokes in them.
it was only popular because it was the first video that costed 8 gorillion dollars to make
go to bed ricky
>Yea Forumss seething has gotten to the point they can't even appreciate dave
Spiraling the drain
>
I love Dave, but this was an underwhelming special. No oomph to it whatsoever.
Guess what? Brits don't like niggers either. They are just too pussy to tell you to your face.
>Birdshot
>Buckshot
>Birdshot
>Then the gun is Jamaican; buckshot, buckshot, buckshot.
Kek
>Dave, suppose they made fucking women illegal. How long you think you're staying out of jail?
Charlie Murphy was the most based of them all
haha so funni, ban guns XD
man I can't believe you still don't get the joke
>I want edgy humor!
>suppose they made fucking women illegal
Then mankind would end.
Dave Chappelle has always been edgy, you idiot.
>niggers
KEK I’m not even descended from slaves you filthy circumcised kike
Go inject your 4 year old with tranny hormones I hear Americans love doing that nowadays
So when Stacy is slobbing all over my BBC with her jigsaw piece looking bong chompers. I guess she's just too scared to resist? Wow I guess whites really are just submissive betas lmao based
This slayed me
I know niggers are dumb so let me spell it out for you.
All black people are niggers. Not just American blacks.
pics?
damn, what happened to Yea Forums
Reminder that of all races, whites are the LEAST likely to date interracially.
>The "gays are abused kids" meme
Yeah whatever Goldberg now go cry about Tyrone taking “your” white women on /pol/
>Meanwhile at the white pride parade
>defending 13/50ers
>date
one night stands, affairs, and cucking your husband are not dating
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
The truth is white women don't like niggers.
I didn't get this
>being an instigator on an anonymous cambodian basket weaving forum
White women are a scourge on humanity.
Make sure not to shoot me when you do your next walmart shooting fellow kekistani brethren. I'll be wearing an it's okay to be white shirt with a maga hat and I'll holding hands with my white gf who will be wearing a blacked hat and matching t shirt. Yeah I'm black, but I voted Trump and I post on /pol/ so I'm based just like Jesse Lee Peterson ahaha right dude?
This
There's nothing on the Earth to make me believe you have a girlfriend.
lmao
You know, I see a lot of white teens and BBWs fucking niggers on homemade porn sites but it's seems like it was just a one time thing. Like they were curious about what it was like so they tried it out once but they realized how degrading and awful it was that they never did it again and never speak about it.
Yeah just a one time thing, she tells you. So don't be afraid to marry her.
>porn sites
There's your problem.
Porn industry has been pushing BMWF for ages.
sure
I mean the amateur homemade cellphone video taken by niggers not the Jewish produced interracial porn.
Amateur videos aren't porn industry.
Sure they aren't.
She looks terrified of either their huge black gut wrecking cocks or the fact that they'll get drunk and beat the shit of her.
After falling in love with Steve Martin's stand-up other comics don't really do it for me.
Another I like is Aziz Ansari, when he had that Netflix special with the suit. That show was like 80% confidence, 20% the jokes. Haven't watched his latest special though, because of the shirt.
Sera best waifu.
Cope
that's heroin my dude
ah yes, sleeping with little boys in your locked mansion on your private ranch behind your 6 lock wooden door with your "art" of little nude boys hangs on the wall
who didn't experience these classic childhood memories
This literally happened in France in the 60s and 70s.
It was okay. Really nosedived when he start talking about meth-heads and buckshots, got super boring and I tapped out.
Why cant /pol/ niggers keep their /pol/ niggerdom inside of /pol/?
Robin Williams is the most talented of them all. He would attempt a joke others wouldn't even dare to try and sell it with his raw talent. I've watched some of his stuff recently. Incredibly witty. Incredibly fast. Incredibly talented.
>Robin Williams is the most talented of them all
>Robin Williams
>is
I miss him too bro.
See
I watched the epilogue and I'm sure I saw Spike Lee in the broadway audience, was I seeing things?
I don't think his career can die. He could rape a woman on stage and still be crushing sets world wide the next day.
I would still hit that
Woke people already hate him because he's outspokenly anti trans
>muh nigger meme
despite being only 50% of the population, men commit ~90% of crimes.
Macaulay and Corey both said Jackson didn't do shit and those two are the poster boys for outing Pedowood.
No shit, he’s a living legend. Even if you don’t Boomer Dave and his cynicism, Chapelle Show is almost flawless and all time great comedy.
Cocaine does that to a lot of us too. He just did it 1000 times better.
Lefties can be conspiracy nuts too, as long as it doesn't contradict their programming by being too politically incorrect.
But not believing any conspiracies exist is the most brainlet stance possible
I wish we were pas that sensitivity shit. There are clips from the 80's or 90's where Chris Rock talks about how the times have become more "sensitive." It's like a new cycle of that shit every new generation.
It's just an excuse for comedians to start a segment with "I'm not allowed to make these jokes anymore, but I don't care."
I like Norm McDonald's comment, where he says that "everything is over the line." So why even discuss it. You make jokes to cross the line.
Also, discussing political correctness in the context of entertainment is the greatest marketing gag ever created.
Or liberals who believe in a giant conspiracy between Trump and Russia.
>"pushing"
you know that videos only get made if people want to see them, right?
The difference is, men are also responsible for every single good/important thing in society. Black people contribute with nothing but crime and awful music.
You can't have a country without men. You can, and should, have a country without black people.
dave
>how old is 15 really?
also dave
>they always put our kids in prison
fuck him and his double speak
he's not ant-trans.
>only "lefties" are programmed, not conservatives, no sir!
You seriously can't be that naive.
oh, sorry. I forgot the correct /pol/nigger answer was that there is a group of nefarious Jews that are muh brainwashing people through interracial porn, silly me.
Don't send me to the rope for wrongthink please, Mr. Schizo!
Black Twitter is going insane because Paul Mooney fucked Richard Pryor Jr. RIP the reputation of another Chappelle's Show contributor.
Yes he is
>conservative
If you're a conservative in the 21st century, you absolutely are programmed too. If your stance isn't something no (((mainstream media))) approves of, you're brainwashed.
He literally said in his last special that he had no problems with trannies at all. Why are you pretending for?
Robin being high on drugs, giving him boundless energy and confidence, is what made him funny. Saw him live three times.
>JEWSSS JEWSS JEWSS ((( ))) (( ))) (( ))
Yield
fair
If your entire ideology is based on "what others don't approve of" you're equally retarded.
>haha, being antisemitic is so cringe, right?
Beepboop
>New show
Thanks nigga, now I know what to watch.
it is cringe though? You're a /pol/NPC saying the same three things they scream at each other over and over again.
You're going to bust a blood vessel when I tell you that they don't even run Hollywood.
No, no. It's not my ideology >because< others don't approve of it.
It's just that in every democratic country in the world there seem to be only two sides that are ever allowed to be in charge, and they are borderline identical. This is an intentional form of preserving the status quo, which has not been as quo for those without status lately
If your ideology isn't something that the people maintaining the status quo would use all means available to denounce "upsetting", "extremist", "(X)ist/(Y)phobic", "Andrew", etc., then your opinions are very likely to have been molded by them already
Tell me Mr. Big Brain, what is your ideology then?
Quite a few actually, but that's cause they were friends with my sister and would all treat me like a little brother.
He just hates that trannies think they have it worse than blacks.
I am a turboleftie yuropoor, and I'm tired of the political correctness stupidity that these days comes mainly from the left. So tiresome and counterproductive.
Wow you niggers really are even dumber than I thought.
What are you even directly complaining about? That people say shit to you on Twitter or something? The government doesn't give a fuck how politically correct you are, there is no legal consequence for ranting "AHH NIGGERS AND JEWS" like we both know is what you want to say without any responsibility at all. But private companies don't owe you their space or time.
Dave Chappelle has always been a hack. Made one good special and has been riding on that Rick James skit ever since. And Chappelle was the least funny thing about that skit. The funny was in the story itself and how Charlie Murphy told it.
>The government doesn't give a fuck how politically correct you are
in most countries these days yeah they do
This shit was kino.
He btfo leftists and trannies for over an hour.
He was a joke thief, though
thats retarded majority are black so what is he talking about sounds like he's mad someone gets more sympathy points than him
> You're a /pol/NPC
Stealing memes from the people he claims to be NPCs lmao that creative sterility is a symptom, you know. I'm surprised they haven't programmed you to think that's "ableist" or something yet
>saying the same three things they scream at each other over and over again
Something tells me you haven't spent any significant time on /pol/ at all
>You're going to bust a blood vessel when I tell you that they don't even run Hollywood.
Hahaha, oh wow, wanna see who has more proof on that one?
Not even Jews deny that they do run the media. I mean, they do if someone calls them out on it, but not otherwise.
>leaves out the punchline
>wtf what is this preachy shit, not funny!!!!
you're not made for comedy
Everybody has the potential to be a full-blown racist. But not everybody can be an humongous retard like you. Congrats.
Exactly lol it's easier for them to pretend everyone who wrongthinks is part of the same underground niche instead of an actual shitload of people. It makes wrongthinks seem like forbidden hearsay instead of... pretty observable things a lot of people in everyday life have realized
about fucking time
He's friends with Dave so it probably was him
I was on board until the joke where he says he's not a nigger. Uh, Dave, yes you are. Objectively.
MJ is based and so is Chappelle. Get the fuck out of here.
I have no twitter or facebook. I never used the "nigger" word as an insult to anyone. And I dunno why using "jews" is an exclusive of poltards or racists. In my circle of friends there are topics that you can't mention whithout getting bad looks from the usual suspects for no reason at all. And I'm tired of the codes of silence that drive the European left agendas nowadays. You don't know me and you make the assumption that all I wanted is to use "bad" words with impunity. Talking about misdirection.
>Yea Forums hates Chapelle now
What the fuck is wrong with you niggers?
You guys are just like SJW's, can't take criticism or a joke without going preachy and calling scapegoat names.
You can clearly see Busta Rhymes and Anderson Cooper in the front rows.
>No Twitter or Facebook
He's a ghost!
All black Brits are white except for those fat African women with the queenly look of disgust on their faces who don't move out of the way when they're blocking people from moving on the street or in the supermarket. But except for them all black Brits are basically white.
>mfw most of the front rows are bootyhole blasted retards not laughing
Nowadays this is true, but both present and past Ricky have absolutely nothing on prime Dave.
jews still own the site though and those videos get pushed to the main page
he attempted a lot of jokes others already dared to do though
this special was amazing, he's gonna piss off everyone. how long until Salon calls him "problematic?"
Is that what your mom tells you when you catch her secretly watching BLACKED vids? Not gonna lie that's a pretty good excuse
The last special sticks and stones was so fucking good I laughed so fuck g hard he's still got it
this, i'm a white, gun-loving, conservative and i thought this special was fucking hilarious. he goes after everyone of every demographic, plus it's a fucking COMEDY ROUTINE, it's not meant to be taken dead seriously. every "offensive" thing he says is obviously a set up for a clever punchline.
>parents used it to cash in
What innocent person with a mountain of money would settle? I would put those accusers out on the street with the years I'd drag out the trials. Meanwhile, they'd be buying my albums while getting closer and closer to homelessness.
Here's one from Vice already
Lol no they don't
>he made Thriller. Thriller.
Chapelle has become his own sketch.
Hahahaha fucking pussies, good god. Did anyone watch the epilogue? If you watch past the credits, there's a hidden 20-minute easter egg where he does a Q&A with the audience, and he talks about a transwoman that came to one of his shows in San Fran and was cracking up the whole time at his trans jokes and everything
The butthurt is gonna be glorious. Specially from the "progressive" side. Progressive my ass, by the way. What a bunch of smug inquisitorial assholes they are.
I don’t see why not. He doesn’t say anything disparaging about their looks or behavior or say they’re faking it or anything that could be construed as offensive. He makes fun of the weird ass situation they’re in as well as the way they’re treated by the rest of the gays (which is 100% true)
Name a topic you get bad looks for talking about?
did you watch past that part? he stops doing a Q&A and just starts telling random stories, theyre great
>stealing memes
There are no original memes on /pol/ you retard. If you don't think you're ironically the NPCs you pretend to decry, then you're out to lunch indefinitely.
>you never spent any significant time on /pol/
Oh right, you're all secret big brains that are misunderatood Einsteins of the modern era, amirite?
>want to see who has more proof?
Me, because you fell for the dumbest meme imaginable. Go ahead, show me that /pol/ image macro with made up names and "suspected" Jews. It's been debunked constantly
>defending /pol/ this hard
Why?
Chapelle sets up indefensible premises a lot. It's part of the joke.
>Vice
These idiots can't even grasp the irony of the title "Sticks & Stones," yet they're widely credited as a reputable and objective source.
She even mentioned it in the sub-headline (or whatever that's called), and the bitch has the nerve to claim Dave is a bigot.
@40:40
"I dont see any peaceful way to disarm America's whites"
SHITTY N-WORD
Looks like I'm skipping this one
That line was brilliant. It’s fucking true and the left and right can agree on it even though one will be happy about it and the other won’t be.
link you nigger faggot
in terms of making television sure, but in terms of being a comic no way
Dave's always defended Jackson, he had the same opinion 15 years ago.
It's not a meme. You are genetically inclined to homosexuality but kids are usually pushed in that direction by some kind of childhood trauma, not necessarily of an explicitly sexual nature.
TBF he did buy them from the comics after, but he did get writers for his most popular set
what about all the nameless kids before the two child stars? Obviously it was a PR attempt to settle the growing suspicion and it would've been stupid to do that to well known actos like macaulay and corey. Did you not see leaving neverland?
No, that has been debunked for nearly 60 years now you pseudo.
>I’m not against abortion, but if you get one the man shouldn’t have to pay. If you have the right to kill the kid then I should have the right to abandon the kid.
Based
No it hasn't you fucking pedo cock gobbling mong.
So fuck off!
It is literally disinfo that was spread in the late 40s to 50s to connect homosexuals to pedophiles, it is backed by no real science, retard.
statistics connect homosexuality to pedophilia so that seems unnecessary. a homosexual is far more likely to be a pedophile than a straight person. they're like 3% of the population but something like 40% of pedophiles
All of that is unsubstantiated bullshit backed by nothing. You're gullible, mate. Sorry to break it to you.
Jackson is innocent and also still alive
netflix.com
BASED
You mean how 13% of the population is responsible for 50% of all murders?
Stop letting Sam Hyde do all your thinking dumb dumb.
Is Jaime Pressley a flat earther?
“It’s important to note that black men commit nearly half of all murders in this country, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they only make up 12-13 per cent of the population.”
please stop citing fake statistics
sauce?
actually that's the percentage of black people. for black males it's actually like 6%
yeah funny how michael jackson suddenly became a big bad pedo in the media when he spoke ill of the jews multiple times. hmmmm really gets teh ole cerebellum werking .
>What innocent person with a mountain of money would settle?
Not that I think Jackson is innocent but you are incredibly naive.
t.faggot
>Kill all trannies?
That would be a good start.
okay,this is pretty based and dare I say redpilled
>debunked for 60 years
>believing an accurate study could be done on homosexuality since the 1950’s
Are you legit retarded?
i mean he quite literally wrote an entire song about how jews oppress the average person , dont care about us, try to slander him and divide and rule everyone between class and race. MJ was fucking based.
based
Jackson was proven innocent, you idiot. And those two fags said stuff happened while they had girlfriends and in a building that did not exist in the 1980s. Chappelle is based and truthpilled.
this, god bless that radiator voiced nigga.
>taylor hosking
Pic related is her. It's always some high yellow half breed. They are the worst sjw faggots and the biggest whiners you will ever meet.
damn i feel really sorry for MJ now. he truly was a good guy. those fucking JEWS ruined him and pushed him over the edge just because he called them out on their satanic pedo shit and how they swindle everyone.
Actually it all happened around the time he was going to take a huge part in owning Sony's music division. He even said so himself
indaresting...i still think its all related, maybe that was the last straw,
Eh, it was ok.
His first Netflix special was better.
Holy fuckin based black man
It was all a coming storm. They hated when he purchased the beatles library and charged them every nickle he could when they wanted to use it.
He's a footfag, of course he'd defend another degenerate weirdo.
based MJ.
blacks, whites and arabs need to rise up against the jewish menace. south and east asians need to rise up against the north chinese menace. north chinese and jews are a threat to humanity.
footfags are extremely common though.
There hasn't been a single study at all, ever. That is real. The meme is spread by Christfags
So you admit to believing something based on virtually no concrete info?
>HE DINDU NUFFIN
wow this is frickinf redpilled!!
He was literally acquitted
He LITERALLY slept with children
He LITERALLY had books of nude white boys
He LITERALLY gave the kids he slept with wine he called "Jesus Juice"
OJ was acquitted too, and I'm sure Dave thinks he's innocent too because MUH BLACKS ARE OPPRESS
"""documentary""" was also exposed several times now.
And virgins over 30 like to hang out with highschool girls, because they didn't have young adult life they wanted.
So was OJ, and we all know he fucking did it. Money and the best lawyers said money can buy can work wonders. When you're wealthy, it's justice for thee, not for me.
annybody got a sauce that aint cuckflix?
>comparing the mountains of evidence for OJ to the literal none for MJ
>muh OJ
Seethe harder
>Seethe harder
If youre not openly racist on an anonymous board you genuinely suffer a mental illness.
TV's pedophiles come out of the woodwork to defend a pedophile. Imagine my surprise.
>please listen and believe!
>but there's no evidence
>LISTEN AND BELIEVE
>/pol/ /pol/ /pol/
rent free
>These idiots can't even grasp the irony of the title "Sticks & Stones," yet they're widely credited as a reputable and objective source.
most people know they have gone woke in the last couple years and even purged their conservatives so you can see many of their videos are massively disliked often with a higher dislike ratio than like ratio.
You use the same nigger logic of people angry about Eric Garner and trayvon
found the pedophile
Haven't laughed this much in a while. that was a great stand up.
Completely missed the point. Impressive.
He is not legally a pedophile though. The case is over. He won it. You have no proof he was.
I liked it a lot. Seems like one of those "great to put on, but wont be legendary status" stand-ups.
Fucking lost at the R Kelly part. "I don't know this nigga." Genuinely wasn't expecting that punchline.
Do you honestly believe that?
Based user triggering the niggers
>act like a /pol/tard
>repeat /pol/tard things
>make /pol/tard threads
>act surprised when you get called out
He exclusively befriended little boys. He slept almost exclusively with little boys, and only slept with girls when forced to because the girl was a sibling of the little boy he was trying to groom. He kept magazines and books with naked little boys in them. He gave alcohol to little boys. He made little boys bend over so he could jack off to them. He went in little boys booty holes.
That's a pedophile. He only got off free because of his wealth and status. You're defending a pedophile. It wouldn't surprise me if you're one yourself.
cant be funny anymore
1. racism is biologically innate
2. humans categorise people into groups and use stereotypes
3. every group has different pros and cons
Yes I believe objective truths.
Yikes you are mentally ill.
>and I'm sure Dave thinks he's innocent too because MUH BLACKS ARE OPPRESS
Why are you in a Dave Chappelle thread when you clearly know nothing about him or his brand of comedy
Christ, use your brain, user. If I were a multimillionaire musical artist and was accused of pedophilia/molestation when I'm innocent, I'd ruin my accuser's life through a drawn out trial, or until they admit they made up the whole thing. If I were a multimillionaire musical artist and was accused of plagiarism when one of the melodies I wrote is similar enough to another artist's and realize a trial isn't worth my time (I may have heard the song, and it subconsciously influenced me), I'd settle.
>Dave thinks he's innocent too because MUH BLACKS ARE OPPRESS
Dave did an entire act spanding half one of his Netflix special talking about OJ.
youtube.com
I unironical say this, Chappelle is 2deep4u.
>racism is innate
No, it isn't. It's a learned behavior.
>I dont know how natural selection works
The first 15 minutes were great. The rest isn't bad but doesn't come close to that level again
Neither do you. You are talking about in-group cohesion and trust, which is again...a learned response. It isn't "innate".
Tabula rasa is disproven in high school philosopy.
I think so too. I was never racist until I moved to a multicultural area and got firsthand experience with other groups.
This. Racism is just pattern recognition when its developed by adults or AI
the abortion joke was pretty funny
exactly, kids are too dumb to be racist. they just see other kids and someone who can potentially play with them. eventually as time goes by they realize their bikes only get stolen by one group of people and start to connect the dots
/pol/ fuck off back to your board
Dave Chappelle is objectively GOAT and one of Yea Forums's approved black people
This, as a kid I never thought about people in terms of race, even though I knew some people obviously looked different. It wasn't until I got older that I started to pay more attention to the behavior of certain people and stuff, and that I actively started thinking about what race a given person was. Being here certainly didn't help either. I kind of wish I could go back to the more simple perspective I had before
>Yea Forums's approved black people
Who else is Yea Forums approved? Morgan Freeman?
Except it is. Even babies at 6 months show bias and distrust to others who don't look like their parents. nationalpost.com
I thought this shit was common knowledge. Humans tend to be tribalistic. It's up to us to unlearn certain aspects of our nature.
Nobody said the mind was a blank slate, but learning how to react to racial differences is a behavioral modification, it isn't fucking genetic.
Take your phrenology-tier bullshit back to your containment, retard.