Moments where the protagonist was in the wrong

I love how he obeys the speed limit but has no problem shooting Liquid

youtube.com/watch?&v=oVyU2foC0EQ

who the fuck is kacey

Liquid Chris sucked and I'm glad he turned out miserable in his marriage to Kacey.

Gotta agree with this. Vastly overrated saga

>he turned out miserable in his marriage to Kacey.
Wait, really? I never heard of this.

>Apparently Kacey is a huge fan of McFlurrys, which is a type of ice cream sundae sold at McDonalds. She eats them almost daily, occasionally even twice a day. Liquid often has to drive her to McDonalds to buy her a McFlurry. He doesn't go and fetch it for her, she rides along. Why doesn't she just drive herself? Because she'd rather play Candy Crush Saga on her iPhone than drive.

>This even occasionally happens in the middle of the night. Kacey will fucking wake Liquid up, at like 3am, and say "Honey, you know what I'd really like right now?" Liquid will nod and get out of bed, ready to drive the bitch to McDonalds. It will even happen when they have company over. Kacey will get a hankering for a McFlurry, and everyone will have to pile in the car and head to McD's so she can have one

>Liquid, as some people here might already know, is a huge fan of the Legend of Zelda series of video games. Last year Kacey was rooting around in their garage and she stumbled upon a box full of Zelda shit. Some toys, etc. Not particularly strange, but the remarkable thing was a collection of notebooks where Liquid had written a novel-length hand written Legend of Zelda fanfic with himself as the lead character, replacing Link as the heroic protagonist. Initially Kacey was impressed, but that soon turned to horror when she discovered the romantic subplot. Liquid had written himself into a romantic relationship with Princess Zelda, complete with graphic sex scenes. To be clear though, this wasn't a porno thing. Most of it was about Liquid battling Gannondorf, saving Hyrule, etc. But the numerous sex scenes left nothing to the imagination. Since Liquid refuses to fuck Kacey citing a low sex drive, she was understandably pretty upset. This lead to a huge fight, Kacey destroyed the fanfic novel (and as it was handwritten, that was the only copy) and Liquid is now banned from playing Zelda games, or even mentioning it.

Haha, oh man. That sucks. Poor guy.

BASED

this landwhale

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Without fail, the trolls are almost as bad as Chris

Hey man, Clyde tried his best to change Chris' life for the better
It's not his fault Bluespike was an edgy fuck that did shit without his approval

source?

where are the proofs

Liquid's brother.

True outsider art

huh. got a link?

Literally took the day off work today to watch the Comprehensive History. What the fuck is wrong with me

Is CWC's life the most documented in history?
I mean, you people need to realize the importance that the cwciki is going to serve to future generations. In 700 years, historians of the future will cherish it because it will be the most complete detailing of a man's life in the 2000s.

You're even worse than Chris. At least he can't help being a retard.

What kind of pistol do you think Chris modeled that gun after?

Time to kill myself

Kacey always did seem like kind of a bitch, even on her phonecalls with Chris. As much of an irritating retard he is, she always annoyed me more than he did.

The Megatron Pistol

youtube.com/watch?v=OFMuwyu4SDQ

Based spergers

bobs ww2 liberator

Clyde rightfully wanted revenge. Clyde is the true hero of this tale, dragged down by those he associated with. Where is my Jersey Shore lookin nigga today?

I don't think 789chan was archived, but it's confirmed it was at least him telling the story if you google around

Why did he draw the gun better thab everything else?

He had his Megatron to use as a reference model

Wait, they actually got married? I thought it was all fake.

Btw this is Kacey.

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Yep. That post eventually got to her and she said all of it was made up

You wasted pure listen-while-commuting-kino on a day off.

I dont commute, I work 5 minutes from my office

Bob's sig sauer he used in ol' dubya dubya two to kill a few kikes

Imagine replying to a post without even glancing at what's underneath it.

>I am going to pretend to be a girl and have phone sex for hours upon hours for weeks at a time with an autistic man in his late 20s
That's an epic win from me

I didn’t know Kacey browsed Yea Forums.

Chris literally did nothing wrong

I'm not saying she was right lol. That's literally what she said when that 789chan post eventually made its way to her

Huh, I thought Chris doesn't date blacks.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7395051/McDonalds-customer-goes-rampage-denied-McFlurry.html

It was great when Clyde and the gang were pointed out that coaching a 13 year old through phone sex was probably not legally sound and they fell over themselves covering their tracks

Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, this McFlurry guzzling whore probably made Chris more fucked up than the rest of the trolls with the bra crap

Are you 12 years old? Why do you believe everything posted on here?

It was a different time

Sounds way to autistic to be true.

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