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Results: Loopy won, Tony Died, Charles lost his belt
Main Card:
Charles Oliveira def Justin Gaethje via Sub, 3:22 R1
Carla Esparza def Rose Namajunas via Split Dec
Michael Chandler def Tony Ferguson via KO/TKO, 0:17 R2
Ovince St. Preux def Maurício Rua via Split Dec
Randy Brown def Khaos Williams via Split Dec

Prelims:
F. Trinaldo def Danny Roberts via Unanimous Dec
Macy Chiasson def Norma Dumont via Split Dec
Brandon Royval def Matt Schnell via Sub, 2:14 R1
Blagoy Ivanov def M. Rogério de Lima via Unanimous Dec
Andre Fialho def Cameron VanCamp via KO/TKO, 2:35 R1
Tracy Cortez def Melissa Gatto via Unanimous Dec
C.J. Vergara def K. Rodrigues via Split Dec
Lupita Godinez def Ariane Carnelossi via Unanimous Dec
Journey Newson def Fernie Garcia via Unanimous Dec

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This is the bread

oliveira means olive tree in portuguese
goiabeira means guava tree
mangueira means mango tree

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*shadows boxes you and occasionally tries to take you down*
*wins the belt*
AND NEW

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FUCK YOU JANNY

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Completely bullshit thread /heem/

First World flags don't get to enjoy this win

let's go toine

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Anyone got the boxing onions reaction webm???

first for gina getting dicked down by the guy on the left

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TONYBROS... JUST WHEN WE HAD A GLIMMER OF HOPE

mods are fucking cringe. why delete the thread that was made first (by seconds) and people are actually using??

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BASED CONOR
youtube.com/watch?v=ik-lozhYiE8

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>2 seconds later
>everyone was in the other thread
based janny thread

Epic fail by the UFC tonight

Islam predicted exactly how Charles wins.
youtube.com/watch?v=uCvMkJmEuwg

The ultimate Reddit fighter. I can’t wait until Islam puts him 6 feet under.

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Is Chandler harvesting blacklets to siphon off their explosiveness?

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I dislike charles oliveira

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you dont get to decide this

OK Jannies time to fix this, my flag is showing the american flag but I'm 100% in Brazil, I'm not using VPN and even after checking my IP it says I"m in Brazil, I don't want this flag

grim

*enters thread*

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Tonycels... How are we coping?

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Islam literally just fought 4 times in 11 months and all of them were finishes. He was just inactive early in his career because he didn't want to be in the title picture at the same time as Khabib. He'd be fighting for the title in his next fight if Dariush hadn't pulled out

Would anyone love to fight a mma fighter and just see how they would do. I am 6'3, 180 with decent boxing I reckon I could put hands on Oliveria for a few minutes before he snaps my knee with kicks

>boxing
>real sport

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Jokes aside how do you see this playing out if it happens?
>Charles has better hands and more power, but Islam has really good striking defense aside from that knockout loss
>Oliveira has been submitted 3 times before but Islam almost got submitted by Thiago Moises
I'm pretty torn actually. I lean Oliveira like 60/40.

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yeh could not be more obvious

Hes just a beta cuck adopting niggers because hes a simp. I lost all respect when I saw the autistic nigger hes raising because of his low sperm count,

no shame in this loss. we've never seen Chandler acesplode before

Haps hand killed me watching that live

>Win a title fight barely doing anything because your dumbass grooming victim opponent did even less
>Barely get touched
>Getting married the next week without a busted up face
The Cookie Monster made out like a bandit.

>DON'T CALL HAP THE N WORD.

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fresh head brand new very rare

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Be careful, who do you think deleted the other thread

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Dagestani wrestling >>> reddit jiu jitsu
Islam wins handily

i'm cazzie to boxing but that was the worst i've ever seen canelo look. did someone poison him on weigh in night?

Pisslam is a chinlet. Do not be surprised if Charles manages to KO him

are you impersonating a janitor?

His fight IQ is great now. Goes for the sub when guys are hurt instead of continuing to enter exchanges. Especially important tonight with Gaethje.

Charles guillotines him while death staring Khabib in the eyes. In Rio.

So did Tony retire?

loopycel IS the janny

I think it's more about the intangibles, Islam never fought someone with so much pressure, but at the same time Oliveira can't afford to get dropped because Islam will follow him to the ground.
Oliveira is surprisingly easy to take down as well.
Honestly think this is the hardest matchup for Oliveira, I have Islam as the favorite, as much as I hate him

how would you rate this card?
Really weird one, I'd say 6/10

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Charles by TKO or submission. Don't think Islam has the power to put Charles away and I don't see him submitting Charles. Also think Islam would get his body battered and start gassing in the second round.

Charles 70/30.

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>anti-Charles faggots already jumping onto the next fraud
ya love to see it

Anyone got the cuban missile crisis version?

A 8/10 card

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Charles just feels like God is on his side at this point, he's running though guys like a primal animal. I'd say he beats Islam but would probably lose to Khabib

islam wins

only in boxing do these cans feel comfortable against the ropes

yeah himself with a vegan diet

apparently this was his first fight after going vegan

of course not. he still has one last run in him, it will be Arlovski-esque

Ok but jokes asides, Tony looked half decent for a solid half round lol.
He dropped Chandler but then got wrestlefucked, fair effort by Tony but in all honesty is over, he should retire hile he still has most of his braincells, hopefully he takes the meds and lives a decent life.

OOOOH JUST LIKE THAT SOIVENIA OUT COLD

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I got him on speed dial go ahead test me see what happens

Okay lets see him do 4 fights a year for more than 1 year before we get carried away. The majority of his career was inactivity, so this looks like a blip. He doesn't deserve shit. Feed him Joel Alvarez or some other weight bully.

poor fucking tony

Hey pussy are you still there?

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He went Vegan
Athletes are such fucking retards it's hard to comprehend

just another spammy/janny persona

Charles heeming Pisslam would be the highlight of this year and possibly the history of the sport

already coping

You now remember Cowboy

>Tony
>Canelo
>Gaethje
I thought this would be a 7-1 night with brazilians getting btfo but Mexico suffered collateral damage, sorry chicanobros but someone had to tank the curse, I'm sorry

>6666
Sorry but Shaytan always loses.

He died

So Islam wins guaranteed. Nice try Satan

MOHOMMAD VS JESUS ONE NIGHT ONLY

i can't belive those are men satan

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she is feeling anxious. i know because i suffer from anxiety

Kek Justin and Peahead Poorier will never be UFC champions.

Meanwhile Conor will retire as a 2 division champ, and the highest paid athlete in the world.

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Why is everyone just counting out Dariush?

>Don't marry a groomer
>Don't eat street tacos
>Don't stream illegally

tom brady is vegan and is the goat

What cave did you excavate this fresh cadaver head?

Could be the replacement for khabib vs ferguson, just have conor as his manager and we got the biggest card of all time

Can we take a moment to consider that Conor had his ownprivate hand-chosen bespoke ref.
for. almost. all. of. his. fights.

We already knew that
-he ducked Aldo II
-that he was a cutbabby
-that he was a beltholder, but never a champione

o he barely had a legacy as it was, but in light of picrel holy shit he's got nothing

More like Toe face lololo

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>the highest paid athlete in the world.
not even the highest paid combat athlete

was Rose fight dogshit? I cba to watch 35 min if bad wmma

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Has anyone one seen my good friend soivenia? I think he might have roped after tony got heemed stiff and GODliveira subbed the aspie....

You now remember Evil Cowboy

Cause Dairush is garbage, who has he beat? The Tony Ferguson?

Because Islam defeated THE BOBBY GREEN

He won't get past dariush unironically

Hues have too much SOVL

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Because he's too busy on the couch instead of fighting

who will be next?

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CHARLES "THE ENLIGHTENED" OLIVEIRA

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Why do you type like a retarded asshole?

0

Its actually crazy how sick I am with these hands, I would love to just unleash on a NIGGER

Yeah I fucking said it janny and I dont give a fuck you pathetic loser you do this for FREE clean my fucking shit up NOW

Imagine being Tony Ferguson. You’ve just been knocked out cold for the first time in your life. It’s an unfamiliar feeling and you’re scared. You’re roaming the Schaubrealm, moving into the Tillsphere, crossing the Askren River and finally entering the Woodley Zone. As if underwater, you can hear the crowd roar, and you can feeling muted thuds and periodic vibrations every few seconds. From your out of body experience, you intuitively know this to be Iron Michael Chandler spamming backflip after backflip next to your corpse. As your consciousness begins to unite with your ancestors and you begin to lose your individuality to the void of death, one last thought penetrates the veil of non-existence, a defiant final middle finger to the inevitability of destiny:
“……fuck you khabib…..”
Rest in peace Anthony Armand Ferguson Padilla 1984-2022. See you at the top big man. You’re d’arcing abdulmanap in heaven now

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seethe

i dont think hes perma flushed he looked good in round 1

youtu.be/Mp99zaOTQwU?t=11175
DC's thoughts on Charles missing weight lmfao.

dont say NIGGER you stupid black ass chimp ass NIGGER faggot

Can't believe Carla Esparza absolutely DOMINATED Rose like that. She got absolutely MANHANDLED in the grappling!

>that fucking pic
Lmao

why are polcels mad all the time?

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that was pretty nice
how was the fight up to thst point?ogwp8

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The Canelo Alvarez?

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you know one of those terrible wmma matches in the prelims where they just faint and shadowbox? well imagine if that was the co-main with a belt with argubably one of the most exciting female ifghters in the ufc. Rose lost so much stock after this. She should be cut.

he was fucking chandler up
crazy

>BREAKING: Charles Oliveira has been stripped his title shot for breaching the flag ban

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Reminder that if you boy Conor, you're boying a duck. He FEARS Oliveira.

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The more I think about it the more I despise Gaethje. He destroyed Tony's entire career just to lose humiliatingly in two title fights.

Is Tony getting heemed the saddest UFC moment in history? I can't think of a sadder

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kino

really creating a carcrash there

jesus fuck what a retarded faggot

so funny for him to get tapped out too

rose was never that exciting, that's literal ufc propaganda

Treats in bed?!

>The most convincing Good win of any BJJ bro.
>The most convincing Gaethje loss.

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i feel like headshrinking needs to be brought back into the meta

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He moved up weight divisions, was fighting a 6’ tall opponent as a 5’6” manlet and yes was essentially poisoned by a vegan diet

damn my dude DC is caked up

pretty good tone made him panic shoot after knocking him down and he stayed there for like a minute or two until the first round ended next round this happened 30 seconds in

What's Tony's path to the belt

Sometimes I'm glad I have no friends because if I was watching that card with other people my reaction to Tony getting murdered would have been embarrassing

he lost the story so hard ever since he fought Tony
>say he'd rather die than tap out
>tap out against Khabib and Oliveira in neck chokes

HueCHADS...

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that shit was awesome. chandler knocked him out cold and then did 3 back flips on his corpse. fucking amazing

Beat Bobby Green

Dariush boyos are lowkey hidden like after Babylonia took over, ready to take what's ours

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what's that technique called

#1 last year b

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>This is where as the commission you need to learn to play the game a little bit.
>belal's wtf reaction, production guy laughing off camera
>I don't care if you say I'm a cheater
lol

I love how Mcgregor will just get totlefights only fpr the rest of his career. He can literally just sit and chill and get to any weight he wants waiting for whoever he likes the look off to become champ then go fight them

heem his CTE

Tony's mental illness destroyed his career. He chose to fight Gaethje because he wanted to save UFC 249.

>WMMA
Goodnight im tapping out

True. He completely wasted the power boost from Tony. I’d rather Khabib vs Tony than to see Gaycheese get raped and tap twice

kidnap Ace/Hap and negotiate

>Esparza
good God, what the fuck is this, the 4th robbery in a row for her?

might actually turn into a striking fight
Makachev's current level of striking is a mystery because he now seems competent whenever he engages in it but his faggot corner insists that he sticks to muh fazzas plan whenever he does that, I've seen enough of his striking and how he moves to believe that his striking isn't shit though

What exactly makes him a good coach again?

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charles using superior muay thai to check those signature gaethje calf kicks, neutralizing a huge portion of justin's striking. he uses those calf kicks to set up his hands

Max is next

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I love Charles kino but let's be honest. His LW run is gonna age badly
>The Dustin Poorier - Sloppy Boxer
>The Michael Chandler - Wifes Son who lost to a WSOF can
>The Justin Gaetche - WSOF Can, biggest wins is a flushed Tony Ferguson and Bellator can

the one that made him fall was literally a slap
what the fuck

that's one year and mostly because he sold his company, it's not like he got paid by the UFC

>You’re d’arcing abdulmanap in heaven now
I'm still trying to comprehend what Tony said here

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shes more exciting than holly holms and valentina

The ghost of prime Tony lives on within the stone of Oliveira

enter the mall
go past the food court
turn left at the phone kiosk
go into the menswear store

this is his only path to a belt

>tony ferguson has still not regained consciousness following ufc 274. medical personnel has pronounced him dead as of 1:13am RIP TONYBROS...

TONY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Did Justin used to say he would never tap to a choke in his tough guy rants that he goes on? He has tapped twice now

What was it about the Gathje fight that screwed Tony up so bad?

agreed and don't forget he's on the secret ali juice so he could be packing ridiculous power

Cut him some slack. CTE doesn't help his decisions

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His heem over Tibau was pretty nice and he does have the highest striking defense in UFC history.

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>and valentina
that's because you're a retard caz and don't know what the fuck ur watching

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I honestly think McGregor is a much worse matchup for Charles than Islam. Unironically, it only takes one from him.

If I got a gf and taught her to crouchsniff like Esparza would she go far?

BJ Penn is the LW goat. Neither Oliveira nor Khabib deserve that moniker until they fight each other. All they did their entire career was dab on grapplets.

He'll be as old as shogun by his next fight if he continues

Kek, stupid fucking idiot.

>Charles absorbed all of Tony’s power when he beat him
>Khabib gave his power to Islam
We’re still getting Khabib vs Tony lads holy shit….

No real gameplay
>Le jab
>You are doing great champ *smiles*
What a fraud

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damn she's really graceful. Shame about the face though

what did this fat faggot predict tonight?

>He chose to fight Gaethje
khabib didn't get covid like an idiot?

THE PROPHECY MUST BE FULFILLED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

I realized I hate all of Tervor Wittman's current fighters. The world would be better if they all lost last time.

and esparza won based on few tds? what a disgrace for femoid mma

God this is so satisfying to watch. Gaethje throws 3 strong hooks that do NOTHING only to get dropped by one well timed straight

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lmao imagine being this fucking banana brained

In many ways

I've already forgotten that Rose/Esparza even happened, it was so boring and no one even cared that Rose lost the title either

She needs the bogged face too

bro he literally clawed at the Enlightened one lmao

Gooby doesn't have power at lightweight. Poorier ate all of his shots but couldn't take one from Michael Johnson.

bitter sweet b, he lives through charles who just simulated the guy who flushed him.. bitter sweet

Give me a realistic series of events for Mcgregor to win the 170 belt this year

Chandler said Dariush deserves the title shot over Islam because he has more top 10 wins. Do you agree?

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ADENOCHROME THEM TONY. IT'S YOUR TIME

Gooby vs Gilbert, who wins?

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Why are there no accusations of Charles Oliveira being a weight bully?

The dude looks huge next to Justin

What the fuck I thought this was shopped

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the fan in me hates to see tony get heemed like that, but fair play to chandler. caught him clean. nobody was expecting that, not even chandler.

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>it's going to be wrapped around my wedding dress

Wow. Imagine posting this type of shit outside of /pol/ with complete seriousness. Fuck you. Really. Fuck you. And a third. Fuck you.

What if his wife isn’t able to have children? What if, bear with me here, they decided to adopt. And in their adoption decided to adopt a kid that needs it the most? “Oh but the kid is black!!!” And? This is supposed to mean something?

Chandler is a fucking GOAT. and I fucking love it makes the racists on /pol/ seethe. The family man with faith these nut jobs should love. But oh no, he he has a black kid! Kill yourself.

Tony was not flushed Tony when he fought Garth retard

70 percent of valentinas wins are finishes fuck off bug rose propaganda slurper. even Valentina crotch sniff fights are more exiting than Rosedesanya

Usman is based, but yeah, fuck Justbin and Namapoonas

you know exactly what he's trying to say
>You Will Be Reunited When We Hopefully Compete Someday

Fight should have been draw. They just ran around in circles shadow boxing

Carla Esparza has the belt & a family while Rose is being raped daily

you can say the same thing about Khabitch and he went all 5 rounds with Al Iaquinta

some filipina maid is answering questions

thinks rose was gunna be more aggressive...

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Neither have any good wins. Flushed Tony and Dookie Dan are both shite. Islam has a longer winstreak though I guess.

Because >le weight bully
Is an impotent cope

yes but the ufc hype machine will you disagree. Chael is already making 5 videos on why Islam should be next.

this is the next big nft i'm sure of it

And it was impressive to see that Oliveira was probably the only fighter that had an answer/the reflexes to neutralize and evade Gaethje's calf kicks.

I will permaboy Islam if he beats shartles

I didnt jack off today, too much pressure on watching my boys fight.

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joe rogan and dana said islam is the fight to make so fuck midget mike
if islam is so bad why not give charles a free win back for the title??

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i can save her

his only wrong one was thinking rose would dominate and btfo esparza
but i mean who could've predicted what happened 2nite keeeeeeek

imagine a Tony rejuvenated by the power of blacksplosion
scary

Oliveira would literally murder that faggot, easy fight for him. You're just traumatized from aldo.

When was the last time Connor even won a fight

poirier has one of the most durable chins on the roster and has only been knocked out twice in his career by conor and michael johnson, also he's a bloated WW

Charles hits hard as fuck and Poirier tanked all of his shots. His chin is underrated.
Bro, it's Aldo vs McGregor once again. I don't want to relive that.

If I was Messican, I wouldn't show my face on Yea Forums for another week kek