Let's see if we can have a thread about Woody Allen's kinography without using the P word

>MMWWWWAAAAAAHHHH THE KIKES

fucking pjew

Can I use the W word

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t. shlomo shekelstein

Yes Whoreson

>O.W.: I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.

>H.J.: I’ve never understood why. Have you met him?

>O.W.: Oh, yes. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.

>H.J.: He’s not arrogant; he’s shy.

>O.W.: He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.

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wasteman

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his screwball comedies are great and mia farrow is a lying cunt who fucked Sinatra.

Bananas
Take the Money and Run
Sleeper.

Came here to say this. Bananas is fucking brilliant.

His other movies are kino too

Fuck that's intense

Based and checked

inb4
>b-but I am actually shy! I am not arrogant!

i really liked stardust memories

OW
;) :( sage

Based and Bananapilled

youtu.be/7Y16HUOAmT0

only movie I saw was midnight in paris. seeing the past brought to life was somewhat charming but the script is complete garbage. he's written himself another self-insert played by owen wilson who has just the cuntiest most 1-dimensional girlfriend so he's fully justified in cheating on her. orson welles was right about him, it's so transparent that he uses films to make himself feel better. that dorky, adorable, completely faultless owen wilson character is genuinely how he sees himself and it wouldn't surprise me if the cunty wife was a fuck-you at somebody in particular.

Match point is alright, prime ScarJo

Annie Hall and Manhattan are kino.

Rainy Day In New York is released this week in France. Still banned in the US.

Any frenchanons can give us their opinions?

I don't even get what he's trying to say tbqh

mfw I have chaplin's disease

He was a peterfile
RIP

Stardust Memories was funny, since he makes fun of his fans in it

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Doesn’t even make sense. Dumb fuck.

Ono
Mono
PEDOFILE

t. chaplin

He's extremely Pretentious and Pedantic

sadly, he is right.

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cunnymonger

If they just use that instead of Mia Farrow dragging her kids to fight her battles, Woody's career would've died decades ago.

incredibly based