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at least im happier after the tony fight, the snoozefest made me laugh from the commentary from ufc and heem.

I didn't even pay for this and I'm still fucking mad at how shit this event is

Fuck Dana

kek, gaycheeks is gonna gas and get caught in a quick slick submission

APOLOGIZE

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Real heemsters don’t give a fuck about Dana’s gay belts

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gaycheesecels oh no? chinless can

The UFC is finished

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA GAYCHEESE SUCKS

this fucking card lmao

Khabib is fucked

REMINDER THAT OLIVEIRA COULDN'T FINISH TONY

Islam vs Fatty next.

whos the 'quitter' now lul

>gaycheeks doesnt get the belt
>olives doesnt get the belt

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Charles defences: 2

Khabeast defences: 3

One more fight to go Shartboy. Still not at the level of the GOAT alhamdulillah

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Im a proud shitposter but not too proud to admit when i am wrong

So has he been exposed?

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monkes in the octagon

>gets knocked down
>comes back

based anime

So Oliveira fights again for the title?

based hue, kino champ, fuck ufc

No kidding he shoulda just went out

namajunas fight was just hot trash
gaethje always too one dimensional nothing coaching can fix. Gaethje got hunted and choked

Need to replay Max Payne 3 to deal with this rage

>Oliveira has a better legacy than Khabib within less than two years
>Finished Khabib's wins in better times
GOAT

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HIS NAME IS CHARLES OLIVEIRA

>calling out Conor instead of Khabib
why

CONOR MACAGREGOR

>gina carano is blonde

mcnuggets on suicide watch

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dariushchads the door is wide open

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TREVOR.

SLOW


DOWN

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>48-47 Carla
>49-46 Carla
>48-47 Rose
Explain this heem. Rose deserved to lose, not what I mean. But how the fuck did they score this shit LMFAO

GOOBYBROS...I'M SHOOK

BRAZILIAN EXCELLENCE
CHARLES DO BRONX
SIMPLY THE GOAT

Can't get any more kino

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Apologize to Nate Justin.

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Okay, Charlie VS Islam is officially interesting to me now.

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>call out the cash cow
>call out the retired fraud
touch choice b

khashit is such a fucking coward and hopefully is forgotten soon

Name a realer on than Charlie Olives

holy shit conor is gonna get the belt again ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>cucking khabib by ignoring makelchev

alpha move

easiest bet of my life
no one in LW beats charles

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khabib nuthuggers on /sherdog/ are on fucking damage control mode right now.

Apologize
>”I am the enlightened one”
-Charles Olivera

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/heem/ crying about Charles missing weight by .5lbs (the rule is retarded btw) is feminine

went to bed after tony heem but couldn't get any sleep, keep replaying that heem

>calling out Canor

LMFAOOOOOO DUCKING THE REAL FIGHTS FOR MCMEME
PUSSY BITCH SHARTLES

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that was an rnc idiot

they just guessed

gaycheese gets rocked by the first punch, what a washed up bum can

He's a boxing coach. Can't do anything about Justin being a bjj whitebelt.
However yes he shit the bed hard with Rose. He showed zero sense of urgency to get her use more volume.

at least we witnessed some hapsplosion tonight, i'm at peace

so is usman next to lose the title?

Oliveira is the hardest hitting LW right now
Conor gets KO'd

>Conor heems Chandler
>Conor heems Oliveira
>Lights black out
>"OHHHHHHHHHH ITS TONY FERGUSON OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH"

49-46 Carla was correct. She had the better mewvment in a fight with no strikes thrown.

khabib doesn't fight anymore

I TOLD YOU THAT OLIVEIRA HITS HARDER THAN GAYCHEESE.
I TOLD YOU THAT TONY WAS GETTING KNOCK THE FUCK OUT
I TOLD YOU
I TOLD YOU
I TOLD YOU
I TOLD YOU
I TOLD YOU
I TOLD YOU

if this was Conor's left, charles would have been out cold

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how could khabib ever say he was the goat now?

is this real

>Esparza getting the title after that snoozer
>Gaycheese getting heemed
Kek this pretty much redeemed Tony getting heemed by Cuckler's acesplosion

>He's a boxing coach. Can't do anything about Justin being a bjj whitebelt.
Gaycheese got knocked on his ass by a clean straight
Charle is better EVERYWHERE

I actually care what Dana has to say after a card for once.

Is gaychees chin flushed?

Oliveira is going to calf slicer him

The appropriate score for that “fight” was 0-0

So... when the FUCK is gaybitch gonna give The Enlightened one his 20k???

he's like firas zahabi. not a good coach, just got lucky with a great fighter like usman.

Nice

SET IT UP DANA

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that's a right

He should have never posted this.

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Why does Gaethje say Oliveira is a quitter when Gaethje has tapped multiple times in his career?

he's wrestling-flushed.

chandler vs oliveira for the vacant lightweight title. time is a flat circle

Fix this garbage, Dana.

never falling for the Gay Cheese meme again. Who has he beat again? The James Vick? The Michael Johnson?

iktfb

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Fuck Trevor Shitman, Usman made him and has been carrying the entire gym on his acne riddle back

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gathje hits way harder than pussy ass mcfaggot

Tony is still unconscious right now my dude. Brain swelling, critical condition

Repeat after me.
Gaycheese does not hit hard.

I despise shitbronx and his cheating fluke wins, at least CHADler won

*AHEM*

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im seeing aldo 2.0

HEEMINDER
less than 40 strikes on 25min

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He got stunned the first shot that landed on him.

I hope to all fuck that Charles and Conor don’t fight because it means another Gooby meme title win and a year holding up the division. Shartles gets dropped literally every fucking fight. Canor will heem him with dat left.

AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

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Just how good is Charlie Olives???

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post-fight predictions:
will Dana tow the line or will he talk shit about wmma as well?

>conor call out
it's all so tiresome
he should have threatened to beat islam makhachev into a becoming a christian

kek did he say that?
I accept Charles Oliveira as my messiah

Conor is a bum hes gonna get embarrassed

>I-I-I dont qui-AAAAACK

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CSO for Life

GOAT

bro esparza is autistic as shit

lol
>taps

No you're seeing Conor getting his face opened in the clinch for 2 minutes before getting molested and then having one of his limbs mangled

Conor vs. Tony in a retirement fight please. Let Tony get a win before he heads to the nursing home.

Pisslam gets absolutely dominated by Charles. I can't wait for that fight

>calling out conor
smart move, oliveira knows he's the champion already and conor would be essentially an exhibition match to get his belt back + a shit load of money

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Fucking kek that was a quick duck from McMeme.

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Concussion Shit Only

Did anyone really think Justin was gonna win? I feel like he was hyped up like he was hyped up against khabib.

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Charles is on a mission to beat all of Khabib's title defences in a more dominant fashion and I'm all for it

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lmao no he wont rush into him like a retard
and IF he gets dropped he's just gonna lay there for a second or two and recover

as THE messiah
the whole world needs to know his message

Would be kino as fuck