UFC 274 LIVE Gamethread #18

cookie monster

>commentators just spent 25 minutes shitting all over womens MMA

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Rose suicide incoming
Tony murder-suicide incoming

I HATE WOMEN

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i refuse to believe they threw that many

WHAT IMPACT WILL THIS HAVE ON WITTMAN AND GAETHJE

Roses coaches were talking to her like she was a retarded 12 year old and told her the boos were a good thing. Worst corner of all time

i feel drained after this card, i don't even have energy to be hyped for the main event

i was thinking about your posts the whole time kek

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gem night

back from the canelo fight. is mma back on yet?

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famous last words

im gonna watch the entirety of this fight while standing

canelo lost
bad day for mexicans

Dana is gonna flip

always has been

PLEASE COME BACK

AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

Apologize. Now.

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>Lost $50 on a parlay because of that fucking fight
>That was the last fight on the parlay
Fuck me in the asshole, it was worth $650 if fucking rose just would goddamn throw a fucking punch

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me at the back

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>pat blames himself for Rose's original loss to Esparza
>Arguably gave the worst advice imaginable that Rose actually followed and she lost to her again

Why is Pat allowed in her corner?

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What the fuck is this card

Went from good card to bad card REAL fast

Weili beat rose the last time

>"You're the best martial artist in the world"

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Why didn't Sneed Rose get an interview??

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they won't give rose a rematch, right?

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115-113 no way it was that close. Good for Bivol. Fuck Rose.

she's so beautiful bros

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>that wmma fight
>olives couldn't be bothered to make weight so there's no LW champion
>next ppv is old fuck vs chincel

Kek what a sloppy shop.

wtf

This was justice for Rose robbing Weili

who dat be?

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can I get a better stream bros

Decision or KO?

shit fuck I'm nervous as fuck
I need a drink

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if only Yoel vs Pissrael ended like this

She's 0-2 now so I doubt it.

Now time for the main event to have a weird or injury ending to finish this cursed card.

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Those girls cost me $10!

UD

hope you're right

a dude with a snapchat filter

This post-fight press conference might end up being one of the best of all time. Goof is gonna blow a fucking gasket

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holy fuck it's INSANE how rigged pillow hug is. not even worth watching

>wmma

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>115-113

>>Tony lost
Good, now the schizos will finally leave /heem/
>>Oliveira will lose
Good, brazilian tears are the most sweet.

Someone post Rose reaction, I wanna coom

hehe i've seen her pussy

If olives wins my entire prediction will be wrong kek

Gaycheese can win the belt still

Who is propping this garbage fighter up

Pat Barry wanted her to lose so he could make her feel bad and vulnerable, and need him.

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She literally won that rematch and people on heem cheered because muh china bad conditioning. they should just hand her the belt back so we can have wmma comains where there’s an actual fight

NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>stone weighs .5lbs

>Bivol turned Cinnamon into a panic wrestler

Gaethje is gonna redeem all the Mexicans who lost today

we need a 10¢ beer night of UFC for shit fights like this

I really, really hope Dana goes on mic.

It's pure UFC 2022

not specific enough, fren

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Mexico bros.
It's over.

I've seen her butthole.

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I really just think Rose is allergic to being champion. There is no other explanation for this.

Holy shit. Miesha kinda unbogged herself? Guess that beating she took last time fixed her face.

i unironically love dana and one reason is cos he has no problem shitting on people publicly

cute

First retarded champ incoming

>went from the best heem of all time to the worst fight to ever happen in the ufc
Polarizing night fer shuuuuure b

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stamp and angela lee would unironically kill esparza and rose

Based Keith for letting women prove they're boring

WAIT HE DID IT LOL

USMAN HEEMS THIS BUM

They almost robbed my nigga Bivol

Canelo lost lol

FUCK my mma teacher just told me to do a 200 word report on that fight bros...

Kek, I watched the pre fight interviews as well, and you're right he said he blames himself for Rose's first loss to Esparza.

Goes in the fucking ring and tells her to continue being inactive, and she loses again.

Actually unbelievable how fucking dumb Pat is.

Uselessly flailing their arms around counts as a strike in WMMA aka WhoreFlail

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FUCK

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UFC 275 has two WMMA fights on the main card - GRIM

How was the Rose fight?

GODDAMN I WANT TO BE AS COOL AS OLIVEIRA IM EVEN CONSIDERING BLEACHING MY HAIR AND START GOING TO THE GYM

SHOULD I BLEACH MY HAIR, BROSS?

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Based olá Sacarolla!

that guy who said both tony and canelo were going to get flushed was right

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MEG!

OH NO NOO HAHAHAHAHAAHHAH

Any /o/ anons in here?

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need to see an early car crash i gotta go to sleep

Did Rose lose? I think I lost my bet.

>This card is more cursed than Luque vs. Muhammad was
KWASS

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What's he thinking right now?

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CINNAMONBROS
WE NEED TO TAKE THE USMAN FIGHT NOW

NO ONE CARES ABOUT BOXING
>NO ONE CARES ABOUT BOXING
NO ONE CARES ABOUT BOXING
>NO ONE CARES ABOUT BOXING
NO ONE CARES ABOUT BOXING
>NO ONE CARES ABOUT BOXING
NO ONE CARES ABOUT BOXING
>NO ONE CARES ABOUT BOXING
NO ONE CARES ABOUT BOXING
>NO ONE CARES ABOUT BOXING

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gross

Miesha has the hottest resting bitch face stacy look I've ever seen. Gets me diamonds every fucking time

Justin "HEY GUYS I'M MEXICAN" Gaethje

LEEEETTTTTS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!

He's not beating this cheating hue, as much as I'd love to see Garth dismantle shartles.

Rose might have had some kind of breakdown? Not sure wtf happened there

>Tony lost
>Canelo lost
>Garth will lose
Bad night for Mexicans b

guys canelo just lost, first fight since going vegan

I wonder why he lost hmmmmmmm

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I would kill myself if I was Mexican

>robs you

fermented salads and tofu

Oliveira already lost at weigh-in

>Gayheese pretending he's mexican

Kek

huebros are about to be put to sleep tonight

DOBRONX PORRAAAA
VAMO NESSA CARALHO
CACETE FILHO DA PUTO

What are you talking about????

Charlebros... it is time!

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What were they saying?
I genuinely didn't watch.

gaethje messican as shit b

Lmao Maybe usman can actually get the fight now against a noname boxing champ

lmao why he's coming out to mexican music

How can Shitman be smiling after that terrible fight

can someone tell me my flag? I think it's bugged

lol this is the chick who starched Joanna and Weili twice wtf 8 more strikes?

lmao based Mexican Garth

Trevor Whitman?

Trevor Shitman

The second pale "mexican" with a beard who will lose tonight.

I can't wait for the filthy animal seethe that will be incoming

oli is just gunna sub garth right
i cant see anything else happening

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who's this semen demon?

>betting on WMMA

That was your first mistake.

le poor struggling guy who is fighting for his poor brazilian family etc etc etc. Why are you telling us this?
Fuck this pathetic shit.

are we feeling sufficiently cocky spicbros?

P O S E R

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THIS BEANER LARPER IS GETTING CHOKED THE FUCK OUT

Loopy won though

>pat shoulda punish dat bitch

He is half Mexican

Just realised whitman has to coach gaethje now loooooool

got the mexican cookies out just for this

Both were unironically flukes and I don't even care about WMMA
Chud Rose is the worst champion in any sport ever

wow what a tremendous fight how is the main event gonna top that???

if garth wins islam will have an easy path to being the champion, oliveira is the only one that poses a problem to him until arman works his way up to a title shot.

Are we ready for Punished Charels?

EWWWW RANCHERAS

Charles needs to avenge Toni

Youre not a meixcan retard holy shit

Charles is Brazilian

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Is it wrong to groom minors?
Pat Barry did it and he isn't in jail.
What stops me going round to the local school and sparring with some of the young female students until the fall in love with me?

>my mma teacher was in one of the corners
so embarassed right now

gonna be awkward as fuck when he gets back

cringe

Rose threw the fight pat berry getting a suitcase of money delivered to the hotel

Why is Wittman so happy

Do Mexicans think Justin is Mexican?

Fuck Dana

her pussy pics are alright

kek

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Watching this retard get brutally finished is going to be so satisfying.

LET'S GO DO BRONX!!!!

Why did Gatjhe become a spic?

Justin 'The Chechen' Gaethje

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Is he Mexican?

finally a real mexican champion

Hes going to choke Pat to death back stage for contradicting his advice.

>GAYCHEESE WALKING OUT TO EL REY
BASED

why americans love to pose as mexican?

hope olives snaps this wannabe spics neck

>tony
>pale
he looks like the average mexican lmao

Enjoy your low T

why the fuck is gaethje coming out to this lmaoo for cinco de mayo?

someone tell me what flag is showing PLEASE, I think it's bugged

Mexico seething

KILL THE OBESE HUE
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Absolutely redeemed.

Time for the white man to march on...

Fuck that ugly bitch and the judges.

Rose won that fight. That's all.

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Rogan was just going on about how nothing was happening and can the judges possibly score this, how could Rose be okay with this etc

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>Brett Okamoto reporting here live from the UFC 274 post press conference for ESPN MMA confirming that Dana White has decided to cancel WMMA from the UFC following a lackluster showing in the co-main event tonight.

>one of my fighters lost
>but I've made millions off of them already
>anyways

not a good night to come out to mexican music bro

GOOD FUCKING LORD MOMMY

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this is all going according to plan

contact the betting site and ask for a refund

>Una piedra en el camino

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Invade Mexico

Kino fight incoming, the scales of balance.

Che boludo que te paaaaaaasa

Israel

White Mexicans fighting for titles in boxing and UFC tonight.

LETS GO CHARLIE

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why is this cracker walking out to spic music

Hopefully it's an omen because you'll remember the worst men's title fight Adesanya vs Romero was followed by the greatest women's title fight ever Weili/Joanna.

justin is messican as shit b

Justin “Canelo” Gaethje vamos! Si se puede

>faggot that spawns with the rocket launcher

>title stripped
>you still have to fight
so whats the point of this fight?

IS ARIZONA MEXICAN?

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Andrade's are better

My MMA teacher gonna make me rewatch that rose fight I just know it...

Her pregnant milkers are God tier

He's Messican b

Secret mexicans are everywhere my friend

YOU ARE NOT A MEXICAN RETARD

Justin trying to pretend he is Mexican again. He deserves to be knocked out for this.

honeslty can't believe that rose fight

what's worse is that every stream for the pillowtap wasn't working for me so I couldn't even go watch that as solace

would shoot HEEM this poser

messicans look like THAT?!

Mixed race mutt bros it's our time!

It's time ugly Chads

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>not knowing hes half mexican
Lel. Also its one of the best songs of all time you dumb nigger

I'm gonna cum bros...

Unironically true. I’m never ever fucking listening to any poofccel who tries to meme that ONE wmma isn’t better. Stamp would fucking kill bug rose, Momgela Lee too. even that Indian ho and “violins” meng bo too

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Boxing is still around? They still got pillows on their hands?

I wonder if the woman who gave canela 10 rounds over ggg is in the building lel

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JUSTIN HAS TO WIN TO REDEEM FOR CANELO MEXICANBROS

>200g is obese

heh, hello /fit/

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>Garth with mariachi musci
I guess Garth is the new Canelo lmao.

Gaethjes parents look fat, his mom is chunky and his dad has plumber bod, yet hes an elite athlete wtf? Genes are a meme

my penor is ready for tate 3.0

>Mexico's last hope on Cinco De Mayo weekend is an inbred ginger American

47-48 Carla (Carla won 3 rounds, Rose won 2)
46-49 Carla (Carla won 4 rounds, Rose won 1)
48-47 Rose (Rose won 3 rounds, Carla won 2)

How though? That's retarded.

Two Men.
One Octagon.
One Death.
One Tear.

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i lost a 3 leg +500 parlay because tony couldnt survive 2 more minutes

he looks like the blue people from avatar

Charles "D'obese" Oliveira

fagcheese can win the belt olives cannot

what's the deal with all these white guys larping as mexicans?

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How good are his chances in this one?

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based jenni chad

>walking out to a mexiCAN song
it's over

>Rose loses
>Gaethje loses
SHITMAN ON SUICIDE WATCH

Lewis vs Ngannou was followed by DC getting double champ.

fuck i just realized i want to stay up to hear the press conference because it will be a good one
how long until those typically commence after the main event?

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Why is Garth so unlikeable?

>best outcomes
>bad night
leave this place newflag

>canelo lost

cinco de mayo is an southwest american holiday

Gaethje's mom is an illegal

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>fake tits
>god tier

I didn't know gaycheese was mestizo

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FATTY DETECTED

Fat fucks are strong as fuck a lot of the time

i guess this confirms mexicans are indeed white

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If he's Mexican then I'm Nigerian.

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IS THIS CHARLES SONG I CANT TELL

These guys picked the faggiest music

Did you see his mom holding the phone while he was getting greased up? That's messican bee.

>garth essentially really is MMA's Canelo

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>This is... not the song, GODliveira... not based

It's been a banner year for over-hyped boxing can crushers getting rekt

>he looks like the blue people from avatar
kek he really fucking does

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i hope olives win even more now

Her nudes are everywhere. I’ve fapped hard to her. I too have seen her butthole and pussy. Tits too

mexicans are the new niggers

>walking out in champion colors

It's on right now

pretty even IMO. I would give the edge to Charles but he's probably shaken up after trying to cut that last half pound and then losing the belt.

A lot of the ONE champs seem like they could be champs or top 5 contenders in the poofc honestly, I need to watch ONE more

THE CHAMP HAS A NAME
AND HIS NAME IS DMITRY BIVOL

Please be true

i'm fucking nervous

His twin brother looks like shit, he just works really hard/possibly roids.

Is that the Duty faction from STALKER?

Post Mexican women

yeah but gaethje is lean

OLIVES LETS GOOOOOOOO

So he didn't get his belt stripped?

He’s mentally retarded and has nothing going on in his brain. It’s hard to be SOVL when you’re a literal punch robot.

DO BRONX
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anik keeps calling him the champ lol

he's a division I wrestler, so that actually gives him discipline/structure

So how are the introducing Charles? The former UFC Lightweight champion lol? Is he even ranked since Justin is #1?

Give Charles your energy \o/

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>christian rock walkout

big W for charles out the gate

Fuck me I'm not gonna be getting up until 4 at this rate

I did. They told me I get a refund if I can fit a pineapple inside my own anusu

most american family

They WILL apoligize!

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I invented black-and-white oliveira posting

gargles isnt mexican

>mfw almost that fat
how to lose weight?

Both fighters coming out to the wrong language

Oliveira went to church and did confession today.

We have God on our sides bros.

who is this journeyman? i thought gaethje was supposed to fight the champ

The goof is going to be so pissed at the press conference if Charles wins

i hate mexicans so much it's unreal

Yoel vs Adesanya was the main event

To be correct, the greatest wmma fight was followed by a Snoozefest

>that song
Corny ass nigga

Don't degrade yourself like that, bro. Disgusting.

anik just called him the undisputed champ

veganism is fucking poison

>buffer gonna announce Charlesas the former lightweight champion

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olive wins round 2 ko

Charles? More like Fatles amirite?

FILTHY ANIMAL TEARS INCOMING

>meaningless "title" fight
What a fucking shit card this has been.

LETS FUCKING GO TONY

CSO

I don't think hes claimed to be Mexican, its his moms favorite song who is actually Mexican and from Mexico.