Just accept you're not the demographic anymore

just accept that New Wars is capeshit with laser swords

what is michael jackson doing as a sith

What if she had double crucifix sabers!? Now thats h3ll4 fucking epic

no one normal cares, this is just fuming /pol/ bait because star wars is the devil because it has blacks and women in it.

I don't really care but it still hurts a little bit, and yet I'm curious to see how low they can go.
Just like seeing an ex-girlfriend becoming really fat.

of course they will. got to launder their money somehow

>fuming
No one's fuming; we're laughing at what a joke star wars has become.

men can't bust ghosts
men can't use the force
men can't wield Thor's hammer
FACT

>who will go to the theatre to see this disaster?
The same people who pay to watch 10 capeshit movies per year.
SW9 will is guaranteed to make $1.5B.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY DISNEY?!?!?!!

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Reminder that both TLJ and Solo are confirmed flops.

If I’m not, then they don’t have one anymore.

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... and who is that these days?

holdo will return as a force ghost

rian killed the left one based retard, who didn't watch the movie

Is there a bigger Rey too ?

None of these are real but this still makes you seethe lol

Star Wars literally always had blacks and women in it, though, and none of these people took issue with it whatsoever. Do you ever stop to think for a single second how trivially retarded the dogshit you write is? Or would even a moment’s self-awareness cause the collapse of your entire worldview?

Like half of the population

all the illegal mexicans in california

Not anymore

/pol/ is retarded but one of the most lauded nerd properties ever, Half-Life 2, was full of black and female characters and no batted an eye.

Republicans: old uneducated white men
Democrats: LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE

seethe, libtard.

in your dreams tranny

Why is her lightsaber red? is she evil now?
Really? as a outsider i have more of a feeling that the democrats are the young stupid ones/immigrants that vote for free stuff

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If you re-released it today, eyes would be batted.

We have legitimately moved backwards.

something these zoomies wont understand.

>Blacks: overwhelmingly democrat
>Hispanics: overwhelmingly democrat
>Asians: overwhelmingly democrat
>Women: overwhelming democrat
>Whites: slightly lean republican
Face it white boys, your era is over.

>see all the star wars movies as a kid and love them all
>grow up a bit and realize the prequels were garbage
>grow up even more and realize they were actually all garbage

I just realized females are basically china..or any other communist government
think about it

what

35 year old manchildren who've never had sex or relationship who call other men incels for not liking the movies they like.

no no..I said think about it
t h i n k

is this real?
jesus

It is

But this will make for so much more Sith Rey porn. So, yeah, I'm still the demo.

>Don't buy our movies or merchandise you racist incels!
What's this marketing strategy called?

I seriously hate that online culture war shit has poisoned my thought process for looking at any movie cast

>mostly white cast
>twitter is going to lose its shit about this
>notably diverse cast
>Yea Forums is going to lose its shit about this

White women and young whites voted for Trump, you overestimate the amount of suicidal whites that actually vote democrat

Rose will become the Chancellor of the New-New Republic

I'll say it again
>Acting like fifty fucking candidates is good
>Things happen for no reason like the cunts come out of a picture then leave the scene
>Now the candidates are dancing!
>Trump joined them because?
>Now he's afraid of getting tired?
>Now he is.
>Now he fell.
Why?

Women

Also:
>I need a distraction from the economy
>these people shouldn't be in america
>now I should be the only one in america
>now no taxes
>also this hair is real
What's connecting what to what? Where is the train of thought here?

Time to go back.

>Blacks, Hispanics and Asians: All overwhelmingly conservative in their native countries
Look forward to the present day Republican Party looking like a socialist paradise in 30 years.

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I know you will think I'm just feeding muh ebil culture war, but this is bullshit. Despite Yea Forums reputation as /pol/ little brother Yea Forums thinks tonnes of minority led or starring movies are kino. It is obviously the shoehorning in bad/miscast minorities for diversity and mainly the ruination of pre-existing franchises that is the problem. Ghostbusters 2016 was almost all white ffs. >but ghostbusters was women
>implying tv hates female actors that absolute state

If that's your opinion, then you still have a bit of growing up to do.

Sith Troopers and Double-bladed lightsabers (only foldable) are a sign Disney has driven Star Wars into the ground.

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>do any of you guys actually still care about Star Wars?
I don't care about the core series, but I will probably watch The Mandalorian.

Of course I am not, that`s why I won`t spend a shekel in this shit.

Niggers, faggots, spics and wimmin.

What demographic isn't turned on by Dark Rey?

It always was

agreed. Another 100 minute plinkett review pretty please

Holy fucking based.

I like these films better than the original trilogy and the prequels, so I guess I am.

Everyone loves disaster movies

lol dilate

imagine losing your shit over these trashy disney cash grabs NOT because they're forgettable cultural detritus expelled by well-oiled conglomerate that owns 60% of global media, but because insipid trash they produce has women and blacks in it

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nah dude, if that was the case, there wouldn't be daily threads sperging out about something for straight 6 months before release.

old movies with minorities can be good, new movies with minorities are """forced diversity"""

>that vote for free stuff
i love this idea that funding social programs to give people things they need is some kind of political cheat and not a form of governance employed by every advanced industrial social democratic government since the early 1900s

Are you guys not seriously hype as fuck for dark Rey? This is what I wanted since force awakens. Kylo redemption. Rey goes dark. If it all means Kylo has a massive battle against Rey and Sidious then I I am fucking HYPE

>implying tv hates female actors that absolute state

Yea Forums can't deal with them being a main character in a blockbuster, so kind of. Or if they are black and not hot enough, then in any role.

>born in ‘92
>friends all had lightsabers growing up
>would go to sleepovers where people would constantly want to watch Star Wars
>if it must be a Harrison Ford movie, vastly prefer the Indiana Jones trilogy
>loved the terminator, alien, predator, Halloween, would suggest these regularly and get shot down
>all my friends ever want to watch is fucking Star Wars

Star Wars was created to sell kids toys. Disney acquiring the IP will insure that there will always be seasonal SW garbage resurfacing every so often to remind you that China chooses what you like and don’t like

It's not Rey. It's a clone or a force vision. She's too calm and collected to be Rey. They bait cool shit in every single ones of those new trilogy trailers, but never did a single thing in the actual movies.

Desist, Disneymom. We all know is just a vision, literal trailer bait.

I had to double check if I was watching an official video or a spoof channel when I saw this. The state of this trilogy.

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I never saw one kid with a lightsaber growing up I feel your full of shit '91 btw

Dilate

wow fuck you. i tried to avoid watching that cringe

is it her Mom?

>implying what you stated here is reality
Lol dumbest shit ive heard in a while. People don't even pretend like its anything other than keeping nigs in baltimore from rioting in the US anymore. Thats all it is, with the side case being old boomers, who should have saved wealth but will just get to leech off the young. Bro i will have to work till im fucking 90 and i am never getting any of that free shit

Now my hype is totally killed

Yes. Rey's mom was the emperor's daughter. They hid Rey when she was a kid because they didn't want here to get killed by either side since she is Palpatine's grand daughter.

>Bro i will have to work till im fucking 90 and i am never getting any of that free shit
yeah, because the social contract in the US has been almost completely dismantled since the early 1970s

all i'm saying is the "free stuff" strategy (i.e. social democracy) is a near-universal form of governance, not some kind of unfair political hack

Now this is pod racing

The 0.0001% of women who actually like science fiction movies

You just killed that n-word

>Noooooooooooooooooo
will she cut Rey's arm

>all I care about is the redlettermedia content this film will generate.

This. It's all its good for.

If you don't like it, just accept that you are not the Redlettermedia demographic.

inb4
after outsmarting Solo and beating Luke, she can also become the bestest Sith there ever was and without training since Snoke is dead and Kylo cuck is a weak ass villain. No Jedi will be strong enough to defeat her so she will end up defeating herself and totally redeeming herself in the process
the end

Yes, the target demographic for this is my dick

She legit looks like an alien

kathleen kennedy

I do. Haven't watched a single one of these pieces of crap. The prequels were bad enough.

>Where is the train of thought here?
Orange man bad.

How the fuck do you put a giant shadow right in front of a light source and say
>yep that CGI is good enough

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this

What demographic? Star Wars is the most normie shit you could watch and claiming that it belongs only to one particular audience is bullshit.

I'm only here to se the trainwreck

I´ve accepted that since episode VII trailer came along. Still boycot, pirate and distribute the movies though because that´s what comrade Putin wants.

Given their lack of respect for lore, this is totally possible

Kind of, but capeshit didn't really exist back then, so not really.

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That's because you are a drone running on autopilot

Only for the morbid fascination with watching the World's largest media company kill the singular most successful brand of all time in less than 10 years

You know that's not true. Mike is the wokest of all YouTubers and I'm not even the guy you're replying to.

I don't care how ""woke"" he is.

>New movie comes out and I call care about is what RedLetterMedia™ thinks about it
Literally no better than Disney shills. Same goes the people who spam their quotes like the "consume more" one. It amazes me how blind to the irony they are.

>meh, that's good enough
That's the motto of the Disney CGI department.

If that huge imp fleet isn't Thrawn returning from the unknown regions then that'll be shit
Also you'd think they would have set Rey up with a double-bladed lightsaber a lot earlier considering she's had that bo staff the whole time

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you have to go back

Im not gonna go see it so yeah

Darth Rey makes my pee pee hard

baka desu senpai

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You two are probably just those butthurt faggots from YouTube who got BTFO by RedLetterMedia when they showed your followers how braindead they are for supporting your channels. Fucking faggots.

Fuming with rage

obv her face got fucked up. left side all burned or some shit

Race and sex was hardly the problem in the new Star Wars. It's just what the defenders of the sequels have latched on to in order to justify their defensible positions of "this film good" because they couldn't come up with actual counters against criticisms.

I already know the movie isn't for me. That's why I'm not going to go see it. That seems like the maximum expression of acceptance.

Didn't they said they didn't had a trailer ready and only some clips cause they still working on the cgi?

Star Wars is dead. Get over it. I did it. I was a fan for over 20 years but
disney ruined it for me. Besides nobody but 6 year olds give a shit about Star Wars either.

You don't have to care about something to recognize it as farce.

No. Women who actually like sci-fi have better taste than this.

Also, Star Wars isn't sci-fi.

a scar

Women only pretend on the internet to like sci-fi so they can milk their beta orbiters.

Looking at these kind sof threads, I realize that Yea Forums is the worst site in existance.
All ironic shitposting, contrarianism for the sake of it and no real discussion.

The fact that you haven't grown tired after years posting in it, speaks volumes by itself about the kind of person you are.
And no, I have never posted more than 2 posts in Reddit or spent more then 15 minutes in it.

Regardless of all that, and on topic, film SW is dead. Totally out of place, the magic is lost and, in retrospect, this trilogy was doomed from the start.

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I don't even know what you are talking about because I don't obsess over consuming every single RLM video as it's released

you're not helping

>said Gilette, immediately before losing 10 billion in revenue

Yes, the demographic is people who have never watched the original trilogy so they believe everything is new and original.

>tfw they're not making Nerd Crew episodes anymore

where were you for NOONE'S EVER REALLY GONE you hack frauds?

Well then good. Let the soya zoomers watch it then.

nope
I only care about the shitposting

The reason Disney targets this shit towards girls and women is because they know boys and nostalgia manchildren will go see it in droves regardless but they need to win over the female audience

Great bait user

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cocaine is shredding her lol

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

FUCKING HYPE!

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>2019
>consuming redditlettermedia

i shiggy my man

My money and I already have.

It is when the group of people who put the least in ask for the most out while the ones who put the most in and make up the working class say stop and they are called racist.

It’s literally fleecing the country to pay for dependent voters that represent a threat to the public if they aren’t given gibs

They prefer the originals.

it looks worse than a video game

The merest flick of her wrist would have made this work. It's clearly a prop that her spindly British arms can't handle

It's a fucking clone. She's been cloned. It's so fucking obvious

>didn't see a single kid with a cheap plastic fold-out lightsaber in the late 90's / early 00's
i feel you're full of shit or you grew up third world

lazy bait but yeah I really dont care enough to watch the movies anymore. I just read news about it.

nah, it's a force vision

kek

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Just accept i won´t be paying for it and i´ll try to convince as many people as i possibly can to not pay for it either then...

There is no such thing as the "social contract", you've drank very, very deeply from the public school Kool-Aid.

Also, single mothers and blacks vote 90% Democrat because they're voting themselves free stuff despite contributing very little in taxes. It's gross rent-seeking behavior that has formed the core of the Democrat voter base since 1965 when they got a pipeline of low-IQ immigrants who go on welfare and then become reliable voters for the Part of free stuff.

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Seriously though, how the fuck did they got back Luke's lightsaber?

They'll subvert your expectations and further desecrate the OT by having Sheev redeem himself, destroy the Mary Sue and become the savior of the galaxy and the Last Jedi.

that's anakin's saber, you retard
luke made his own saber after losing it

this, do the entire world a favor and fucking kill yourselves drumpftards

Cubicle Spinsters that don't go to the theater, themeparks, or buy Star Wars merchandise. But they have Twitter accounts and will tweet outrage if they are not pandered to exclusively.

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there is no train of thought. being liberal is suffering from a mental disorder.

>he doesnt remember carrie fisher and billy dee williams
You have to be +18 to post here

GOP used to try courting Latinos and Asians in the 90s, but that's not happening anymore.

Based

I stopped caring after episode 3. Sold all my star wars shit and stopped buying any new shit.

based

all i care for is the E;R video

That's pretty much my view. RLM is nothing but mindless entertainment. There are better analysis, but I don't care about that. I'll watch their shit but it's obvious they do not care any more. They didn't do a Plinket Review of Solo, they did a 15 min one for Rogue One and they never did a Plinket review for that horror film (Wishbox?) which might have been interesting. Their videos are getting shorter and shorter and they're bringing in celebrities and the meme 'regulars' to fill gaps because Mike, Jay and Rich just do not care any more.

However I am interested to see how bad this film will be, but because I've not seen any of the nu Star Wars films I won't be going to see it.

It feels like they are trying everything but fail miserably every fucking time. They recreate new hope and face criticism for lack of creativity. They subvert expectations and get massive hate from fans in the Last Jedi. They try to expand the universe by creating one film with bland characters that die and another film with characters that die in other movies (even Darth Maul is dead in nucanon). Now they try make peace with everyone (rise of Skywalker in title for TLJ haters, dual lightsaber for prequel fags) but it feels so cringeworthy.

>Just like seeing an ex-girlfriend becoming really fat.
Holy shit dude, couldn't have said it better myself.

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Kind of insulting to imply that white males are the only people who can appreciate good film making, but if you say so...

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Oh my god.

Not Yea Forums as a whole, just a select number of boards, including this one. This is a direct result of mainstream attention, increased flow of new people leading to the destruction of board culture and a complete shift in general behavior among users.
What you see today is basically people mimicking aspects of previous board culture except distorted the same way as when a rumor gets passed around and the details change. You aso have the problem of people joining the ride midway through and lacking proper context to tell shitposting from actual discussion so they take it all at face value. Boards with less movement have managed to retain some of their culture through the years, and more recent ones like /biz/ don't suffer as much since their culture was build closer to present times.

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Yeah dude, Star Wars is totally benefitting a political party and not their own bloated billionaire corporate entity. People like you should really be euthanized

My Rey

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no one cares about you Anita Sarkeesian

30 year old autistic contrarians that work in tech.

This is literally just wrong though, when I played Half-Life 2 for the first time recently I didn't even think about the races of the characters or whatever. It's so well integrated because they dont try to force it down your throat that whitey has been suppressing da blag man for ages and now he finally gets a leg up. The characters are just there, they werent replacing an existing character. One reason it works so well there is because it's not really man vs. man, it's all of humanity + Xen vortigaunts vs. massive alien empire. All humans HAVE to work together, or they literally die out.

who is the demographic? menopausal feminists? negroids that will never be in space?

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See, the thing is, redoing New Hope was fine. This gets people back into the feeling, the new generation gets the same shit. Fine. However the 2nd one, whilst 'subverting expectations' is good in the sense it did something people didn't expect, it did it wrong. It was filled with issues from start to finish. They could have done something like.
>Rylo is a failed Jedi and failed due to lack of sensitivity to the force
>Rylo reee's and becomes a Sith in search of power and he knows hate/anger etc leads to more power as a Sith, so he's unreasonably angry all the time. He follows an infamous Sith Lord, Vader, collects everything he can on him to channel this hatred, not realising that Vader used to be a Jedi too. Rylo isn't really evil but he is because it's the only way he can do anything.
>He's hunting down Luke to finish off the last proper Jedi and runs into Rey who happens to also be force sensitive
>He realises he has a chance to stop being a Sith and to prevent Rey from becoming a Jedi, so offers her a chance to join him and they could create together an order of neither Sith nor Jedi, or a combination of the two
>This leads to Rey actually considering it etc etc
>Learned he used the First Order simply for his own ends and he killed Snoke because he too is a Sith and killing the Sith is also needed in this plan
This opens up a 3rd film where you can have Rey and Rylo doing this shit together, they could even hunt down a Sith together and you could see Rey notice that this isn't going to work out when Rylo kills the Sith. Also the Sith could have some part of Vader which Rylo adds to his collection and Rey realises that eventually he'll turn on her no matter what she does. So she leaves (instead of killing him, could make her have feelings for him).

This then opens up the next trilogy with Rylo 100% on the dark side now hunting down Rey. Rey goes to find Luke to warn him about Rylo's plan and together they can team up or SOMETHING.

If you can't learn the difference between how old movies handled having minorities vs. how movies do it today, you should not be talking about movies.

The best part is Trump is going to win again and this awful propaganda is going to be even cringier after the election

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I stopped caring about anything new from Star Wars after the prequels when I went to college. I still treasure all the original trilogy stuff I hate. I can't be bothered with the prequels. The new films do nothing for me except remind me how much better the original films were made.

Yeah, I really like the world and atmosphere of the old films, I grew up on EU stuff because my dad loved those movies too. Don't think you're superior because you "outgrew" star wars, cause everybody likes stupid shit.

Since '99, have only been in it to see what FX ILM can do.

Their politics are certainly in there. If you want to be an actor or directior in Hollywood you have to be a supporter of the liberal Democrats.
>Muh diversity
>Muh womyn
>Muh negroes
And soon
>Muh homosexuals

Yes, in so much that Luke's arc was intentionally subverted and disrespected by Disney to literally signal to young white male adult Americans that our time has ceased and it's futile to fight "the resistence." A global corporation with its claws gripped in list with Communist China now has the power to revise US social history and trajectory by upending an IP invaluable to our cultural fabric.

I'm also disgusted that Kylo's saber is a red crucifix and normies can't into the messaging and why this is being done by JJ. I do like the Star Wars aesthetic, its been misappropriated and under-serviced for years, there is obviously a parallel dimension where the ST is done correctly with the OG characters, but mainly I care about Star Wars because it's ground zero in a Culture War of vast ramifications. It's basically like Skynet is releasing Star Wars movies to propagate its future aims of indoctrination and enslavement.

and you thought what Anakin did to the boys was bad

The blonde girl in this picture I always thought looked so cute.

that worked out well

>i dont care if you woke
>RLM bad
>Disney full of shills
>eVeRyOnE's BlInD
>i R o N y

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Yeah she is pretty cute

Kek

wow you owned that guy haha

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>Liberal argument strategy
>Step 1: Deny reality
>Step 2: Demand proof and explanation of said reality you've denied
>Step 3: Ignore proof, insult, and call for the death of the person you're arguing with.

Very good Liberal, that was perfectly executed.

>Just accept you're not the demographic anymore.

Got that right.

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Which one

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It's the second one. They have to persist in their carefully moderated paradigm of lies in order for their fragile minds not to break.

is that yukikaze?

dirty skin?

>that's anakin's saber, you retard
>luke made his own saber after losing it

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Very Cool

That's not even a centrist position though. He's clearly anti-consumerism. Just because you dont side with a mega corporation that doesn't make you a centrist; it makes you smart

I still haven't watched VII and VIII

Consider yourself lucky my friend

>dey here

Why not both?

Oh wait that's right, everyone loved the female and black characters in the OT and nobody was hyper-brainwashed to assume that including them while openly demonizing white males would be some progressive milestone against fabricated racism.

>Born in '92.
Fuck out of here faggot. OT has tons of mythological/heroic tropes in it and is basic good vs. evil with space knights and wizards. It's a romantic swashbuckling adventure much like Arthurian legends were chiefly romance stories.
You're a fucking moron.

Oh I accepted it. Solo bombing at the box office shows I'm not the only one.

children

Such a sad trailer, yet a clear portrait of what the IP is now.

95% nostalgia, literal archive footage, 5% "check this cool new lightsaber".

>People really shouldn't care about massive corporations destroying timeless classic myths by shoving political pandering into absolutely horrendous writing and shilling it on nostalgia to manipulate delusional, over-medicated, emotionally-stunted people into giving them their money.
Yeah dude there's nothing at all larger at stake here. You're so mature and cool for ignoring the complete and intentional dismantling of your culture on every level. Based retard!

>timeless classic myths
Heh

>inb4 denial, outrage, and /pol/ boogeyman

she couldnt even get ONE

>What is the hero's journey?
Don't know what I expected from Yea Forums but dear Christ. Not only has entertainment long been America's #1 export, Star Wars has inspired millions of young men to bravely fight for good and millions of young women to be catty, brave princesses that can endure torture, remain loyal in the face of their entire planet being blown up, and french-kiss their brothers.

Stories exist for very good reasons, idiot, not just your escapist fantasy to escape your pointless, pathetic life and buy toys.

Nah, I think I'll just go vote instead. If you don't kill yourself when Trump wins again, I'll see you when he finally "disavows" in 2024.

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>dem wite bois on the radar hella cute

this tbqh

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I cared about luke and leia

Looking at polls. Not so sure, kiddo.

what star wars race is this?

>If you fight against the racist demonization of your entire culture, you're a crying pussy!
Wow, great tactic guys, but unfortunately, people on the right tend to have a strong sense of independence and individuality, and are not afraid to stand alone because they understand that the truth sometimes stands alone. They don't rely on the emotional feedback and security of conformity, but only on the strength of the truth, knowing that conforming to the majority under threat of being ostracized or harmed has led to the greatest evils the world has ever seen.

You basically insult someone and then attempt some fabricated show of victory at them having a reaction to the insult. You would be very formidable to any local 3rd grade class, but please try not to embarrass yourself like this when you have discussions with adults, okay?

>polls
Hillary has a 99% chance to win. :^)

You're delusional my man.

Biden doesn't even know what state he is in right now. THAT'S your #1 pick?

Keep citing polls, they really helped you last election. :^)

Zooomer

Biden is a red herring. They are painting a picture of "democrats are doing it again" with how they are pushing the obvious candidate. He will not win primaries. Whoever wins them will win generals for sure.

It's annoying when someone shits on things you like or liked

Biden will win the primary. The superdelegates have already been locked in.

Unless you actually think Bernie is going to win... then you've really gone full retard.

>can spend weeks finding clips and editing a video
>can spend 30min sitting there talking about a movie
pick one, since both get same revenue/views

It's almost as if new users come and go... maybe that's why it never stops... hm...

Enjoy your next rigged DNC.

>Unless you actually think Bernie is going to win
Of course not. But neither is Biden.

I also doubt that Rey will actually be/remain evil but it would be absolute kino if the previous movies were sjw wars solely so that redeemed Kylo could stomp all over evil feminist girl and save the day

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So who then? Biden is still polling at #1 and no one else is even close.

Why the fuck is this so funny.

Them ruling together would be best end.

Yeah? well they can fuck off because they always say that shit and when the movie finally cames out, surprise, surprise, the CGI is still garbage.

that girl killed trillions

>new lightsaber
What? It isn't new at all. It's taken from Clone Wars.

>no one else is even close
latest poll he's not even at first place, my dude, not even second.

What poll? Your stupid internet strawpoll?

they think warren is a good candidate.

Of course it's rigged but I doubt they will rig it for a bottom of the barrel candidate twice in a row. Though honestly I don't think even he could lose this. I don't think even Hillary could lose this if she ran this time.

realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/democratic_nomination_polls/

>Sanders
DNC won't allow it. Warren it is then.

I don't think Star Wars even has a target demographic that isn't about 4000 people on twitter at this point. I don't care about it anymore, I don't think anyone does.

based

Warren is a weaker Hillary who has no black support. Biden is the only Dem candidate with black voters.

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bluechecks on twitter

I feel uncomfortable looking at this...

Diversity shit used to be about people of different colors getting along and working together and not how white men were the fucking devil

No it wasn't, it was anti-white from the start.

>have a femdom/mommydom/rape and interrogation by a qt girl fetish
Oh yes, OP. I am the demographic.

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blow me, nig-nog

I'm a lifelong Dem and this looks a fuck

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so this is Anakin's mom right

>lifelong democrat
>sucks dick for a living
checks out

I feel nothing. I remember when Star Wars releases were something to look forward to. I even remember being excited for TFA when it came out, despite what I was hearing
Now i just feel nothing. Disney has run this franchise, a veritable fucking cash cow, into the ground when it could have printed money. Now they inflate their own sales, can't merchandise for shit, and insult the only people who actually want to watch Star Wars.
Classy. I miss Lucas

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I think he said you should blow him, not the other way round

>early trailers look like shit
Wow!

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Look I know you lust for black dick but not everyone else does

You mean the bitch who was a slave and got raped to death by Arabs in the desert?

Dark side Rey is sexy Rey. I don't care if the rest of the movie is garbage, I'll definitely watch it now just to see her in her hot new Sith robes.

You grew up.

I never cared actually. It was on TV way too much and by the time I was old enough to care I've already seen every second them to not be interested anymore.
Same with LOTR.

No amount of clothing, on or off, can cover up that lamprey mouth of hers

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Did you just come from reddit????

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yeah, it's the perfect crime

faking her death would be less dumb than 90% of what happens in that movie

Called this shit since TFA. Finally, kino is back on the menu.

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Wasn't that also like 60-70 years in the past, plus she was already old and shit looking

no, only watched the trailer because of the shitpost, already didn't even watch the other new movies/spinoff outside of a new hope, didn't need to watch more to know it was shit

You dummy, it’s a political [cheat] when the free stuff is unsustainable. i.e. just canceling student debt.

Lol what where Asian countries? Also European countries who do the best with there welfare states are rich and take in very few immigrates, like Switzerland

I definitely still am because the trailer got me hyped as fuck

"Your journey… nears its end."
What fucking journey?

youtu.be/dPsEm18k8Qg

Onto Kylo's dick

Cool shit pussy. I like early Star Wars movies because they were cool to me. New ones suck to me. It’s that fucking simple.

>this level of projection

>Just accept you're not the demographic anymore.
When are we ever, these days?

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LMAO absolute state

>Casually shilling your shitty video in a completely unrelated post

Really made me think, user

Negros, Rapefugees and Illegal immigrants?

This.
If I had to rank the "Big 3" SFW boards in Yea Forums in terms of solid board culture and....basically the least amount of cancer, they would be:

>1. Yea Forums
Pretty easy to imagine since Yea Forums was created with anime/manga/japanese culture in mind. The least polluted. You can call them weebs, degenerates and whatever. At least they were always like that since the beginning.

>2. Yea Forums
Although there is a lot of cancer and shitposting/baiting threads, at least Yea Forums stays on topic. The main problem with Yea Forums is not if it stays on topic or not, but that it doesn't properly discuss the topic, and flings shit to one another, also using board memes ("have I fit yet guys?") instead of arguments.
But at least Yea Forums has produced Baneposting and many other funny and creative memes that got immensly popular (but unfortunately brought tourist attention), although most of them beaten to death by now.
But you can (still) see a resemblance of some board culture.

>3. Yea Forums
This place is a shithole. Half of it is porn, another smaller part of it is shitposting (often with wojaks and pepes), another is ridiculous console wars (yep...those still exist in 2019), another is solely Smash-related....

Yea Forums is basically a Yea Forums 2.0, a lite version of it with a touch of video games.

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>New shitty Ep IX trailer
>Video about how Ep IX is gonna be shit
>"completely unrelated"
Alas, there's no cutting-your-own-hand-off-with-a-folding-lightsaber vid I'm aware of, so…

>free stuff
What's really nutty about the modern left is that they're not even smart enough to vote free stuff for THEMSELVES. They're sending every nickel to shithole countries and illegals, then whining that the government doesn't have enough to provide them with healthcare or enough to help out with there student loan debt.

I am 100 percent positive that Rey is one of a series of Clones that Sheev made while trying to learn how to make a force sensitive clone. Evil Rey is another one. Snoke was a failed clone of Palpatine.

>Yea Forums
>on top of anything

I already did with TLJ

>Just accept you're not the demographic anymore.

I have. I did.

IX will be the first one I dont go to the theater.

Nope.

I used to collect everything and made a lifetime goal of collecting every single classic EU item that wasn't a toy. Every book, comic, audio book, tv entry, and so forth. I had an entire bookshelf dedicated to the novels, probably over a hundred of them, as good condition as I could get them. Two thirds of my floor-to ceiling Yea Forums shelf was filled with Star Wars graphic novels. I have a box containing an almost complete run of the Marvel comics. I even made a Warhammer arm out of the Imperial minis for the WotC game.

I sold most of it over the last few years. Funded a new business and investments in my future. I had high hopes for Disney Wars as generally Disney used to handle properties somewhat well and they were killing it with the MCU, shallow or not. Then they killed the 3131 game. Then they ended Clone Wars and replaced it with Rebels. They announced they wouldn't be using the EU. That last one hurt, but hey, it had spotty quality, and they would be starting with a vision... right? Then TFA released and I let JJ pull the wool over my eyes, and my hopes increased. But that couldn't stop the content otherwise being bland to shit in quality.

First came sorrow. Then anger. Then more sorrow. And with TLJ a cold rage that, when it past, just left apathy. I honestly don't give a damn about Star Wars at all anymore, even the classic stuff, there is just a void where it used to at least invoke nostalgia.

I will give them one thing; I'm kind of curious whether Kylo will live and whether he gets to fuck Rey between a tiemskip or something. And R34 of her getting fucked when she lived on Jakku.

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cringe

I think the problem isn't Star Wars by itself but how it represents the trend of everything being tainted and destroyed by very on the nose SJW propaganda. To most people it's downright dystopian and Orwellian to see people being aggressively forced to think a certain way, and it's egregious to see cherished things from one's childhood being used to achieve it.

no way rey actually goes to the dark side or builds a double-bladed red saber.

this is going to be in a vision, shamelessly ripping off episode 5, and will be utterly irrelevant to the rest of the story

Rey MIGHT build a double saber after this, but that's it

Yea Forums and /tg/ both have way more culture and way less cancer than any of those 3

Imagine being this much of a loser.

I have more respect for people who like Star Wars.

Her theme from TFA says otherwise, she was always supposed to be in some way complimentary to Palpatine.

youtu.be/oCeM6YRCGhw

Faggot

If you will realize the mindset behind this post, you can see why I put Yea Forums first. Tourists can't come and post shit in Yea Forums. You can't keep posting pepes in Yea Forums for example and get away with it for long. You will get mass replies shitposting you and your posts will be deleted.
You can't "enter" Yea Forums with non anime-related shitposting in mind. And even anime-related shitposting is hard.

I wholly agree with what you posted about these boards. But they are nowhere the size of Yea Forums, Yea Forums and Yea Forums. These are the Big 3 in size and popularity, like it or not. And for good or worse.

it's a force projection

There's definitely projection happening with this trash heap of a movie, but I don't think the Force has anything to do with it

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My god that is so retarded lol

Trannies and pedos, got it.

kek

This guy gets it

youtube.com/watch?v=EYyuo7gm-aQ

kek'd

>Also, Star Wars isn't sci-fi.
Patrician alert.

Do you live in Wilmington per chance?

I was never the demographic

I watched a rip of VII. It was simply not necessary.

It all makes sense now. It was always a reboot. There will be a new trilogy with Darth Rey. Luke in Last Jedi was just Yoda in ESB. For the mouse, nothing was a mistake.

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literally only watch the shipost reactionary response video to these jew productions.

These and the 3+ hours MauLer / EFAP videos

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