3 (THREE) hours long

No plot
No characters
No memorable lines
3 FUCKING HOURS LONG
Weinstein was the sane one who kept Quentin in check and now he's off the rails

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The scenes at the ranch were fucking great, and Leo's performance was good. The rest was meh.

>No plot
That's the point
>No characters
That's the point
>No memorable lines
That's just wrong
>3 FUCKING HOURS LONG
Just like the bestest movie of all time
>Weinstein was the sane one who kept Quentin in check and now he's off the rails
Like a crazy train

stream link pls

>No plot

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Capetards are already SEETHING lmao

NOOOOOOOO STOP MAKING MOVIES FOR ACTUAL ADULTS
KEEP MAKING KINOS WHERE MUSCLE MEN IN CAPES PUNCH EACH OTHER AND IT TAKES ME BACK TO MY CHILDHOOD

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> hollywoodo in 69
those wacky japs lol

Give me 5 verbatim quotes off the top of your head

>no characters
>no memorable lines

You are a literal faggot or a woman

Give me 5 verbatim quotes from any movie made in the last 5 years, you shit-baiting faggot.

*off the top of your head

can someone shoop bradpittu with trump and winnie?

>I’m the devil and I’m here to do the devils work
>My fists are registered as lethal weapons
>I’m gonna shoot myself if I don’t get my act together
>Spaghetti westerns are shit
>You’re definitely not 18
Only saw the movie once, don’t blame the movie for your shit attention span and memory

>Get that fiddle playin daughter of yours to come out here and entertain my guest

>I’m as real as a donut, motherfucker!

>You’re Rick fuckin Dalton

>My hands are registered as lethal weapon...

>ANYBODY ORDER FRIED SAUERKRAUT

Hey, don't worry about it OP, that new Star Wars movie seems like it will be right up your alley.

My native language is Spanish, so I can’t say them in English exactly but in Spanish:
*susurrando* es la mejor interpretación que he visto en mi vida
Fuera de mi set, mata-mujeres!
Este lanzallamas quema mucho
Toma, un cigarrillo bañado en ácido
Los actores hacemos muchas cosas peligrosas
¿Puedo entrar a ver la peli gratis si actúo en la peli?
Tengo una idea... ¿y si matamos a esos actores que nos enseñaron a matar?
Me he dejado el cuchillo en el coche
Mis manos están registradas como armas letales, si nos peleáramos a lo mejor te mataría sin querer
...
Just to name a few. The movie is very memorable.

Kek

>Watching the dubbed version

MAD CHINK MAD CHINK MAD CHINK

I watched it at the cinema with some friends

GOD DAMN HIPPIES

>"don't let the Mexicans see you cry."
- Cliff Booth

what’s this fucking beaner saying?

the only good things about this movie are as follows
>all the scenes at the ranch
>lines here and there (don't let the mexicans see you cry)
>leo torching the crazy asian bitch in the pool
>all the scenes with trudi

VIVO EN ESPAÑA Y NACÍ EN ESPAÑA. ONIONS EUROPEO!! TONTORRÓN

I thought it was alright, it was nice to see a movie without unnecessarily black or female forced characters and I for one do enjoy a wholesome ending, even if it's Tarantino.
> Plus brad & leo are kino duo [spoiler/]

Yea Forums me cambia la palabra s.o.y (verbo ser) a onions jaja

sorry bud, i don’t speak mexican

I am from Spain. I am European. I am not Mexican. I am not a Latin King.

whatever you say, pal. why don’t you make me a quesadilla while you’re here

Get better friends Manolo

Sure
>PREA BRADO PITTU NO
>PREA BRADO SPARE ME
>MY PEEPEE SO SMAR BRADO PREA
>NOOO BRADO NOT MY AHM
>I WIRR ATOP POSTING BRACKED FREDS BRADO I SWERR
And I didn't even see the movie yet

Pepe serve me some beans and chilli

They are very nice

>NOOOOO PREASE MISTAR PITTU I ONRY WAN WON CIGARETTU
my personal favorite line.

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Kek

>Its supposed to be a boring.
ok

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Don’t cry in front of the Mexicans

isn't it..NOT three hours?
hateful 8 on the other hand is 3 hours 7 minutes
which is why ill never watch it

t. assblasted insect

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>3 hours
My stream only had 2:42, ads included. What did i miss?

You forgot : NOOO SEÑOL PITT PALE PORFAVOOL

This

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it's "don't cry in front of mexicans" and you don't do the name/quote shit, you fucking reddiotr

Imagine being this angry over a misquote from a movie

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damnit this one got me good

mis lados

The delivery was perfect for this line. Absolutely everyone in the movie was laughing.

- we love Pussy
- oh yes we do.

K E K

t. Seething chink mad abour Bruce Lee's portrayal

youre rick fuckin dalton

wow, nobodys ever asked me that before

i try

dont let the mexicans see you cry

whos this, your son

Only chinks hate this movie

A pitbull chewing off a dick is considered prime art in 2019

It had a very cute and funny girl though.

All the characters were memorable and great
I think you're a seething ricecel based on the poster you posted

A pitbull chewing off a dick is considered prime art in 2019

Ayyy

Era dominicano kek

>what did I miss?
Nothing, the movie isn't 3hrs long. OP is over exaggerating.

Have a look at this dirty Spaniard. Nobody cares about your shitty dubbed versions.

Goddamn motherfuck that got me

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>SSSSMOKIN...causes CANCER
>Iced Tea!
>My bad
>Who's that green guy?
>Don't ya just love Halloween?

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you enjoy watching heads hit relentlessly and repeatedly over sharp edges
you enjoy watching dogs brutallty chew on genitals
you're watching prime art in the summer of 2019

Hahahaha

How can they all dance in unison like that, is there no individuality amongst their kind?

High quality post.

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No one laughed here

The only scene that felt a bit off and dragged down the runtime was the cinema scene with Tate. No, it has nothing to do with feet. It just takes you out of the chemistry Pitt and Leo have, even when they don't share scenes together

Saw it two weeks late in an empty theatre. I just really enjoyed the atmosphere

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Finland here, in the showing I went to most everyone laughed at the Bruce Lee scene, the blowjob scene, when Cliff and Rick watch FBI together and the biggest laugh was at the carnage and flamethrower in the end.

>"Can't we do anything about the heat?"
>"Rick... It's a flamethrower"

BEANER
BRONCO
BUSTER

>when Cliff and Rick watch FBI together
what's funny about that

Ya got pleb filtered. Love it, stick to capeturd kid.