Shot fired

youtube.com/watch?v=pJtlfLKvTl4

He’ll be fine once he realizes all Marvel movies are on there

I don't think so

Jesus, I can't believe how many fucking braindead retards exist on Yea Forums. I literally knew what this was referencing the second he posted it, as the whole report sounds like propaganda.

>Americucks

>>loyal to the company
>Lol and these disneyniggers are the same ones that hate capitalism.

No, actually, I don't think they are. As a matter of fact I think you pulled that right out of your ass.

We're literally living in a cyberpunk dystopia but without the fun bits.

>In costume
You know, Cosplay has offered one major bonus to everyday life, aside from cleavage.
Atleast now we can tell the mentally ill/attention whores apart more easily.

why are all of you europoors so fucking obsessed with us?

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>being loyal to the company

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It's like that mountain penguin webm. When you spot a creature who does something completely incomprehensible, you can't help but get curious and take a closer look.

This is the danger of being ironic in an era where being a retard is normal, people can't tell.

You can hate capitalism AND collect Funko Pops of all your favorite Disney/Marvel/Star Wars characters! Rose Tico is my favorite! I buy doubles to offset incel boycotts!

Because

hahahahahaha

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Mousism must be eradicated. It's a deranged cult for NPCs.

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nice way of looking at it. vids about americans are like nature documentaries, I love it

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...

>people

The majority of posters on this site are Americans so we are constantly being astounded by and reminded of your neurotic behaviours

show pictures of your kids incel

people need something to believe in
god is dead, worship mickey mouse

Pledging loyalty to Disney guarantees citizenship

>Americans
>people
Dios mio...

you have to hand your credit card over to disney if you want to watch their shit?
why do americans accept this

Even if the reference wasn't there it's clear that he's mocking. Everybody gets that.. right?

He asked why, brainlet

Why do women love the mouse so much?

lol
But dont bother. Theae freaks don't respond to hypocrisy.

Congratulations mam Disney Plus made me the shill I am today.

These "sign up booths." Is there any incentive, like how comic book conventions have limited items, do they get like a special profile badge or something? Just asking because I'm genuinely confused by the "loyal to the company" statement.

Jay was wearing a Elsa costume an got mistaken for a girl?

You sound afraid.

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DIOS MIO...

This is how they cope with he fact that they are ugly mutt creaturas

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>loyal to the company

How come we're getting all of the shitty parts of cyberpunk dystopias but none of the cool neon aesthetic stuff?

>Top 10 easter eggs you missed

REPEAT THE MANTRA!

CAPITALISM IS GOOD AT ALL TIMES NO MATTER WHAT! CONSUME PRODUCT AND WAIT FOR NEXT PRODUCT!

WEEE ARE WEEE ARE WALMART!

Do you not know who Jay Bauman is?

Literal whos on twitter. I think not.

based jay

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>doesn't even have a blue checkmark

>put military bases all over you
>w-why are you obsessed over me silly?

>it's not brainwashing bro disney just makes good movies that people like, it's not their fault every other company is awful and don't make movies the way Disney does

Is this also a low key announcement for a new nerdcrew video? Seems like the perfect moment now that the new trailer for episode IX came out.

They're cultist alpha consumers, they love capitalism. Without products there would be no meaning to their existence.

I must be loyle to my capo

>majority of posters
/int/ and /pol/ say otherwise dipshit

You foreign niggas don't know shit about being loyle

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kek

But why

Good God mutts

>it was the age of poe. a time of chaos where parodies were indistinguishable from the real thing.

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>being loyal to the company
The company doesn't care about her, at all. She can feel like she's supporting the brand but the studio only cares about one thing, her credit card. She could fall under a lorry after signing up and Disney wouldn't even bat an eyelid, she's already paid.

“A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerful executive of political bosses and their army of managers control a population of slaves who do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude.”

Based Bauman

It's Disney+ literally just Disney??

It’s the same way serfs we’re loyal to their Lords or masters to there slaves. Part of their identity and self-worth is connected to these powerful corporations and brands. They feel that in their support they get a little credit for their success.

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Because it told them all they were special princesses for whom handsome kind princes would stop at nothing to rescue and then when that became narratively inconvenient told them they were all strong independent badasses who don’t need no man

Jay pretending for even one single second that he doesn’t suck Mousecock harder than anyone and gush about every mediocre Disney quipshit marvelflick opening weekend, recommending 20+ MCU movies to his manchild fans while completely ignoring actual films is kinda hilarious
Forever-a-pleb

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Jay would do the same thing if David Lynch announced his own streaming service.

true

true

i would be questioning my place in life if i found myself sitting in that audience

Honk honk

>retardis backpack
Good little roastie. Lick pussy and feed Jews.

You understand the difference between an individual at and a monolithic corporation that controls 75% of the entertainment industry right? Did you honestly think your comment made any fucking sense?

Source?

Jerry's an embarrassment

It will never not be hilarious how any minor comment from anyone at RLM turns some of you into complete retards

lel

friendly reminder that buenos aires was an inside job

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FPBP

Consumerism is peak American culture.

This, but unironically.

yes gabby

that's the joke

it's burgerpunk now

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Fuck you video games are kino.

Qualtrics
data collection agency

Why should I take a Satanist seriously?

Real life dystopia is so underwhelming.

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they hate us for our freedom

True

WHEN WILL THE SCRIPT BE FINISHED??

you can shit on burgers for this but the US has more pristine wilderness/wildlife than europe
US offers more lifestyle choices, Europe is more one size fits all

Wait I thought this goes without saying especially on a fucking TV and Film board. This place is so goddamn worthless.

He's probably autistic and thinks people not explaining the joke means they didn't notice it.

>we hate the US and want them to fuck off
>we value NATO and worry that Trump will abandon us
get your fucking story straight eurofags

isn't this the same guy who recommended every Marvel movie and also liked TFA?

kek

i thought was obvious and OP was just referencing the original quote

Nobody wants NATO except America

who is jay bauman? he doesn't even have a blue checkmark

youtube.com/watch?v=SMTz9nIUkGc

>standing in a line to sign up for a computer service

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Man Europe sure sounds amazing. I bet you never have any reports on anyone doing anything bad or idiotic ever. I bet everyone is a 150+ IQ gigabrain. I bet everyone is a 10/10, a pure-hearted, cleansed soul, philanthropist.
My tiny American brain cannot even grasp the perfection. No corporations, no capitalism, no homeless or poor people, benevolent and caring governments who have zero external influence, be it companies or other nations.
It's a shame to know every problem on Earth is traced back to, or directly due to America.
Hell, even if you're /pol/ folk and believe that a certain big nosed greedy tribe inhabiting the Levant controls America inside and out, even THAT'S America's fault!

That just means he's one of the good ones.

>US offers more lifestyle choices
The fuck are you on about? Europe is 50 times more diverse, pretty much by definition. Compare living in England to Scotland, they're different as fuck. Then jump from there to Greece, Sweden or Ukraine. And then, in those countries, you can always choose city/country or different regions with completely different lifestyles.
Being a lot older and a lot more divided, Europe has a lot more different cultures and a lot more to choose. If capable of, you could go from warm as fuck, friendly and party Spain to calm, quiet, stern Finland. If anything, Europe presents the problem of being TOO diverse, since to move from one part to another you would have to learn entire languages and societal customs.
God you're retarded

why couldn't we just nuke klendathu from orbit?

Mutt

Let it go, Jay.

>Jay waited in line for Disney+ in his Elsa costume
Very cool.

>bringing children into the world to suffer

capitalism’s cannon fodder

Based as fuck reference. This guy gets it.

Based Jay will ironically get Disney+ and ironically enjoy all their content.

>be europe
>again can’t invent fun but have to join murica again
ask yourself why you’re here if you’re not from here
make your own fag version of an image board like that 2ch gook

they fired the disney of our time john lesseter because he likes to hug people.

watch the doc about his life. he hugs all the people in his life all the time. It´s nothing sexual for him.

HUGS are a sex-crime now and we wont get more pixar movies by john lesseter.

FUCK DISNEY!

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No one can respond to this.

>Then whistle-blowers came forward from within the ranks of Disney, which had bought Pixar in 2006, claiming that women were afraid to be in a room with quick-handed Lasseter.

thesun.co.uk/news/8526930/toy-story-director-john-lasseter-metoo/

oh wow.

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I didn't even know there were physical locations for this. I mean, where would you even do this at?

I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY BUY THEM ALL, DISNEY

this dude on purpose spends time watching trash and garbage movies for some weird entertainment but is mocking people that enjoy watching another version of trash and garbage movies

Nice seethe, all those posts were worth it

My question is why. I wouldn't pay in advance for a streaming service unless there were some serious perks and guarantees. But even if you wanted to, why would you stand in line to do it when you SHOULD be able to do it online, I mean it's a streaming service.

They are a subterranean species.

Yuroqueers btfo

>Rose Tico is my favorite!
Now that pull out of your ass kek

>women
kek of course a woman can't just say 'i'd rather not be hugged' she has to run to mommy and daddy

Are we laughing at Twitter replies to e-celebs now? That’s it. 4channel is officially not as good as it used to be.

Found the smelly creep

they dont believe in God so they end up believing in whatever the media (their new god) tells them
thats why they think buying a chicken sandwich at popeyes is good and buying one at chifila is haram

Liberals don't hate capitalism, are you one of those Breitbart morons who think the socialists are coming to take your car and TV and put you in FEMA camps?

There's only a plurality of Americans

Because they are low iq NPC mutts.

Why would you wait in line for something you can do from your tablet while sitting on a toilet?

Amazing, isn’t it?

Why yes, yes it is. But he’s defffinitely not like those Collider guys who he shares the exact same opinions with. They’re nerds! And he’s, um... DEFinitely not exactly like them minus any modicum or self-awareness

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Corporate cults as a substitute for religion. Turns out wanting to be part of a group "larger than oneself" is part of human nature, even for the m’lady fedorafags.

Well yeah Jay makes movies so he has a different perspective that they couldn't possibly get

most people regardless of color or creed or national origin act like mouth slobbering retards when a mic and/or camera is suddenly pointed at them
those old shows where they would go around and ask people random questions like "who wrote the declaration of independence" on the street to "prove how stupid people are" really doesn't show anything because pretty much everyone will do that with any question

Cameras weren't suddenly put on them to make them go line for an online subscription service.

>who wrote the declaration of independence

John F Kennedy and Martin Luther King.

who the fuck wants the NATO, you dimwit? most Euro countries can't stand the US (politicians). Sure, most Americans are probably normal people but America always feels the need to get involved everywhere when it comes to politics and economy even though there's no real benefit for anyone but the US. Let's face it, America is a leech onto society and the economy

He has a point though. The camera crew approached a bunch of mentally ill people, and the result is obviously a display a mental illness.

It’d be as if a camera crew approached a line of people waiting in line for the release of a new Superdildo Max 5000. The people in line would be the scum of society, but obviously they wouldn’t be representative of the majority. They’d be a tiny clique of scum.

we've got ourselves a regular Guy Debord here

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and to think they told me my theology degree was worthless, who's laughing now?

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Talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater but neo nazis do that after all you are all race realists.

If that were true US military bases wouldn't be all over europe

>space cop is a movie

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It makes us feel better. Because while we might have our own problems to deal with, knowing that the US is a thousand times worse off makes it easier to cope.

>roasties are sponsoring cultural marxism
>gets them real giddy
Shocked.

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Mohamed el arabe de europa hijo de Nigerianos

Imagine trying to use ‘realist’ as an insult

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I assumed that was a joke and a tongue-in-cheek acknowledgement that Jay is a talentless hack who knows fuck-all about movies and hides behind irony to avoid facing the reality that he’s exactly the same as the more earnest capeshitters that he delusionally mocks out of transparent sublimated self-loathing

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>Jay shits all over DC flicks so therefore he is a disney shill
Even though he shits all over disney too and hates reviewing capeshit
>ignoring actual films
>actual films
1/10 made me reply

Oh sweet I got the captcha with tractors again, I know this one.

Found the disney loving twitter commie.

feudal mindset
celebrities and companies are nobles and their houses, and we the smallfolk fighting their battles online by cancelling each other

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what do you mean?
I would like to know more.

Dude, wtf. How did you understand this? Are you some kind of genius? I never got this from that tweet, man you should go into science, they need smart people like you.

>tfw you realise you are completely obsessed with Jay Bauman

Who has the best taste?

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Lots of lefties in America are too stupid to undetrstand this, hence why they keep shilling major internet companies like Google and Twitter and Disney apparently. Facebook is now considered the bad kind of internet companies because CNN told them it;'s why Trump got elected. Not saying righties in America are smart, but i genuinely believe more righties are smarter than lefties.

Why wouldn't we be? What country in the world can we shit on that doesn't make us out like a bunch of bullies mocking lesser people? Only America can stand besides white western European countries, it's more a rivalry than outright hatred.

I hate companycucks

the jew ofc

Felix??

youtube.com/watch?v=vR4aAjhYNn8

You literally aren’t allowed to complain about this unless you buy everything at local, independently owned stores.

Do people not deserve a chance to redeem themselves?

>"Don't let the films you watch define you!" - Jay Bauman

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>There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and ITT and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today.

To be fair, he knows what his audiences want. I doubt they are as interested in Jay's opinion about a real movie compared to Jay's opinion about the latest Disney shillfest capeshit trash.

I thought from the thumbnail that Jay had a Son of the Mask profile pic

Probably pretty happy with yourself having cushy tech job where you analyse "consumers"

What's life gonna be like in 50 years?

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>Yes Disney goy, show loyalty to your corporate overlords. They love you and work so hard to give you good content, why not give them more shekels?

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nonexistant

>Say 'i'd rather not be hugged'
>get snubbed for projects and promotions and eventually fired from your dreamjob

It's like you incels didn't actually read the articles about Lasseter and how much of a petty faggot he is

get a different job then, roastie

>Why do Americans
Why is this the easiest way to fish for (You)s? It works almost 100% of the time.

Do they define him though?

Just goes to show you how insecure Americans are.

you sound like someone who watches shit movies

>It's like you incels didn't actually read the articles about Lasseter and how much of a petty faggot he is

why is everything about sex with you guys. Not every kind of interaction is about sex. I m not an incel and being hugged by an exceptional genius is a price I would be willing to pay to work with him. If you are not ok with that found your own animation studio and create all time classic movies like lasseter did. nobody stops you hypersexual stronk ladies / sluts / superwomen from becoming the new disney. WHY, JUST WHY, DONT YOU JUST DO IT? Why is it about sex and you vag at the end of every of your days?

I do enjoy the films of wes anderson.

never heard of him, get out with your hipster shit

But most of the replies are from Europeans mocking Americans?

and BTW
Brave SUCKED

>having children when you're clearly ill equipped to handle that kind of responsibility
you really shouldn't suggest this

seethe more ameritard

sounds based

Disney Moms RISE UP

I sense what people watch, is what you want to define yourself and others.

watch this doc. john lasseter touches and hugs everybody. women and men. he is clumsy daddy-bear that get "handsy" when drunk. omg its a sex-crime emergency. unperson him for life. cancel all his projects and prevent him for working every again as a creative genius....

John Lasseter - A Day in a Life - Full Length Documentary

youtube.com/watch?v=m5HN3-l_f-U

Not who you're replying to but, even if it doesn't seem that way it is about sex, it's just the autistic, furry, infantile ''yiffing'' variety.
That being said, the maus should have just gotten better tard-wranglers for him rather than firing him over some absolutely replaceable inconsequential dime-a-dozen office gash.

>no espn
What the fuck are they doing?

Lol

in the doc he hugs and fools around with a skinny dude. he explicitly says that he loves all the people he works with. he saw himself as the caring daddy. his company as extended family. whatever. pixar is dead to me. from now we get sequels to the movies he created.

>Someone makes incorrect statement
>Correct them
>You're seething
I don't follow?

only true Yea Forums posters get this, anyone who doesnt is a fucking dipshit pleb

lmao why are you so mad about this, americunt?

>Mad
>Correcting someone
What?

lmao I can hear the steam coming out of your ears from here

>Mad
>Correcting a mistake
Huh?

This is still great advertising for disney tho.

seethe

Americans are the best goys in human history

>Seethe
>When you're just correcting someone
I don't get it?

>great advertising
>great
I don't think you know what that word means.

ameritard still furious lel

>Tard
>When I'm right and you're wrong
So if I'm smarter than you and I'm tard then that would make you...oh dear...

not mad, unlike you

>Mad
>Correcting a mistake
What?

>so mad he's copying posts now
lel

u finna explode lmao BOILING.

Unless your genius equals his, your dreamjob is worth shit all to the rest of us. But it's all about ME ME ME innit?

Selfish cunts.

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>Mad
>Just correcting a mistake
Huh?

Gee guys, it's almost as if they're at a mother fucking DISNEY EXPO

Holy shit. You Yea Forums shitposters really need to eat a fucking bullet.

(((They)))
>did 9/11
>redirected all Americans' attn and $1 trillion in our tax dollars into Middle East illegal "war" for 20 years,
>crashed the economy in 2008, begged for "bail outs," another $1 trillion pocketed and laundered to them to secure future

Cut to 2019: Americans are so demoralized, confused, divided, poor, in debt, isolated, lonely, depressed, that (((they))) now offer up an iv drip of escapism for only $6/month. Grown adults are retracting back into the womb, this time a corporate womb, to die.

Bad publicity is still publicity. In this case, more people are becoming aware of the new Disney product. The more opportunity for new subscribers.

This t b q honest familiarity

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You should be embarrassed you made that piss poor image. Or did you make it "bad on purpose"? Either way it's low effort and unfunny. Erase it and do better next time, maybe ask for help from an adult. Terrible.

>great
that word user, try to grasp its meaning.

>he explicitly says that he loves all the people he works with. he saw himself as the caring daddy
I'm not trying to piss you off but all these maladjusted pervs always say stuff like that. The problem is not his sexuality but the fact that he acted like an autist and refused to correct something that
was explained to him to be inappropriate behavior.
Sure he was talented, a lot of them are like MJ, Polanski even Beercan Dan... this is a lot less extreme case of course, less extreme than even Louie CK, which is why it's annoying that we lose
talent over some stupid shit like this. Some fucking Disney fixer should have found a way to keep him away from the interns and gotten him some paid pussy, like how fucking hard could it have
been?

Don't turn this into a DC vs Marvel faggotfight when it's all equally capeshit that he pretends he is forced to acknowledge on its supposed merits in order to adhere to the premise of the show. If he actually hated it then he'd abandon the fake responsibility of covering it the way they do.

LITERALLY TRUE. AMERICA IS A ZIONIST HELL WHERE PEOPLE ARE BIOLOGICALLY-PROGRAMMED INTO CORPORATE PRODUCTS.

IT'S LITERALLY JEWISH EARTH-MAGIC. TURNING HUMAN BEINGS FROM ONE THING INTO ANOTHER BY HURTING THEM UNTIL THEY SUBMIT.