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holy shit i thought that was a photoshop. what a joke
this is amazing
she looks like she has AIDS
NEW FOLDING ACTION
LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING THANK YOU DISNEY
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Why does she not look intimidating at all?
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wait what, why is this bitch dark side now
i thought you guy were just memeing
I also thought it was a shop.
daisey ridley should do some ahegao
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fuck off
lmao
Because that clunky retarded contraption is impossible to sell to anyone with a couple of functioning brain cells. If you ever held an object in your hand even just once in your life you can immediately perceive how awkward it would be to hold such a device.
Yeah, I'm thinking kino
TWO WIENERS?
>Ass2Ass
Daisy takes one end but who takes the other?
I don't see any reason to design a weapon like that, what would it's use exactly be?
All they did was fuck up the translation into real life.
I thought those were fake.
Whatthefuckisevenhappeninganymore?
Dark side Rey confirmed?
Isn't that a spoiler?
Fuck star wars disney.
Looks like a deep fake.
She's looks like a crack addict
hot
Get ready to get subverted boy!
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CONSUME PRODUCT GET HYPE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I love sexy and evil
>U HAVIN A FUKIN GIGGLE M8? IL BASH YE FOOKIN HEAD IN I SWEAR ON ME MUM.
so they're JUST trying to remake episode 3?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What is even the point of Darth Rey? Being tempted by the dark side was never anywhere in her story like it was with Anakin or even Luke. This shot just feels cheap, like it comes out of nowhere with no buildup.
Why does JJ always make such ugly movies? He could’ve picked a thousand better ways to shoot this but he picks the worst way — again. The way it cuts to a wide shot at the end and how the saber opening is enough to move her arm like it’s the first time ever she used it makes me laugh.
because it's a girl
girls can only be intimidating if they're beautiful and use that beauty to their advantage
I ve always thought that they could start a real trilogy with rey or anyone else as a sith who was seeking vengence over shiv by killing luke.
But hey ! no ! eat shit...
Not one of them looks intimidating. They all look like airbrushed social media clerical staff part-time substitute teachers who couldn't fix the Falcon's leaking canteen sink.
Is it me or the saber is way to heavy for her ?
I see Disneys trying to get the virgin community back on their side
My wifes gay 2 year old mixed gender neutral offspring is literally shaking, and throwing up crying right now bros what the fuck this is so powerful
>trying to reel disappointed viewers back in with that obvious fake out
Fuck off Disney.
jesus...are the good artists on strike at disney?
Looks absolutely terrible
where did she get the red sabers?
Menstruation blood
I don't even
How does she-
What?
>C-3PO voiced by James Earl Jones leading the cannibal ewoks
DAISY IS CUTE
>tfw unironically liked kylos saber
now they're just going full on ham with this shit
>OH LOOK IT MOVES, ITS SO MUCH COOLER
is this legit?
How the fuck would they even cram this plotline into one movie?
Kylo's saber needed a redesign, the crossguard being completely non-functional still bugs me.
What the fuck is that lightsaber? It looks like a fucking toy
Sell toys, just like always.
Holy shit that looks retarded
Go back to sleep, you myopic eunuch. You are part of the vast problem
Probably not Rey, but her clone
Hoe mad
Time for a slow clap. They managed to create a saber even more retarded than Kylo's.
Seething culture warrior
How is it non-functional?
he can easily cut his own hand
the whole idea for a crossguard would to be able to catch blows at the corner like a real sword.
The corner is part of the metal handle and could simply be cut off.
As the other user has said he could easily cut himself too, the design would be objectively better if the guard was only on one side for this reason
This can't be real haha that cg looks hideous. Like something I could make
>mom says its my turn on the xbox
110% a ruse, vision, alternate timeline, etc
No way they'd risk their landwhale demographic chimping over turning their bland sue evil at zero hour.
Then again it's basically the only thing they can do at this point to make the film marketable.
I would assume that the metal of the crossguard is resistant to the heat of a lightsaber or else the crossguard would just destroy itself.
Darth Mary Sue
The Rise of Mary Sue
so she turns evil? who will save her? kylo?
Because she looked like she was about to slice herself in half just opening the thing.
>literally nobody is interested in e9
>this "leaks"
I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.
Why not just make it a twist to separate design like it has been in other media before? Why the he'll would you fold This? It's as dumb as the crossguard so it fits I guess.
>that completely underwhelming motion as it folds
Doesn't exactly have the same weight or fluidity as Darth Maul, which I'm sure is what they were going for.
>kylos sabre was actually a good design, not far off from an actual cruciform longsword
>star wars retards ree and laugh at it
>now they get this shit and they'll clap
Explain why I should care about the conclusion to a trilogy that has had no solid plot?
It's a fucking vision or something, retard. Member when they made you believe she was joining Ren in the TLJ trailer?
The entire time I was watching this trailer I was just waiting to see how much of the RLM theory was true, and the only reason I even came out of my half-asleep theorycrafting daze is because that fucking stupid ass clip of Sith Rey and her stupid ass lightsaber caught me so off-guard I choked on my own saliva. Even if this is only some vision like Luke’s face in Vader’s helmet from Dagobah, it won’t do anything to salvage this scene or this movie. If it wasn’t obvious enough from the train wreck that was TLJ, Star Wars is truly dead.
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it's going to be resistant to the emanating heat but it can be cut on contact.
Lighsabers don't exactly follow real-world physics, they appear to have a weight to the blade even though they're supposedly a laser, they also don't taper out like a weakened projection would, almost as if there's an invisible end to the blade.
We can only use our observations from the movies to understand how they function and sabers have definitely been cut before.
Furthermore even if this is made of special metal that can't be cut by sabers, then he should have made the entire crossguard out of that metal.
That way it wouldn't endanger him hurting himself, it's not like he's going to try to stab anyone with the crossguard right?
Any way you rationalize it just creates a new problem.
What will his reaction be?
This was not supposed to functional, these were just exhausts because Kylo was too retarded to make a working lightsaber
Nothing can top the helicopter lightsaber
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you just KNOW that if she spins her saberstaff around real fast over her head, she'll fly like leia
I love how lightsabers just exist in the new trilogy when no one knows how to actually build them(part of jedi training Rey never had and there's no one to teach her)
Thanks retards for complaining about TOO MUCH EXPOSITION in the PT
2? Why not 3 or 4?
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Based as fuck. I can't wait to buy this light saber so I can use it in line when I wait for the opening of Disneys Star Wars Rise of the Skywalker
She's a mary sue who can build one without training or instructions.
i'm sure there are some girls who could be genuinely intimidating in the right circumstances, buy Rey isn't one of them
Luke knew and he trained pretty much everyone who uses a lightsaber in the new trilogy (basically just Kylo and whatever became of his other students), the exception being Rey who just uses a lightsaber built like fifty years ago. There have only ever been two lightsabers onscreen and their origins make sense. Whatever the fuck Sith Rey is using obviously doesn’t make sense but if it’s just a vision, which it probably is, then we’ll have our answer to that.
Surely it can at least split into 2 separate sabers, right? The fold seems pointless outside of transportation, how would one fight with the saber folded like that
Cringe. Can't' take her seriously
Someone post it
NOO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE US FROM TOXIC MASCULINITY NOT JOIN IT.
JJ Abrams wants to win incel audience, How can he do it? Make cherished Rey into pure evil. While Kylo was just misunderstood “good guy”.
Her face looks off. It looks like a composite image that got superimposed via poor CGI. This film will feel very rushed as a result, and this won't be the only example.
All women do
it's a moodsaber
Who the fuck thought having three different directors for the trilogy was a good idea
The problem is that he doesn't activate them first AND THEN swing them around
I thought Blade Runner 2049 visual team would clean up his mess, guess I was wrong
*DAISY IS ADDICTED TO COKE
Anakin's old sabers origin makes sense but not how Rey just happened to find it. She's not a Jedi until she build a lightsaber, every Jedi builds their own lightsaber during their training.
probably just a dream sequence. They wouldn't have the symbol of strong female lead be a villain
I think the only dream sequence will turn out to be the entirety of The Last Jedi.
Not a dream sequence
She really does go dark, she's the one Palpatine possesses - not Kylo
they're leaking the opposite on purpose
The fight in the Death Star ruins happens towards the BEGINNING of the movie