UFC 274 LIVE Game Thread #11
First for Jake Paul.
hotdogging dumonts ass cheeks
shogun finna get heemed
THE GRINGO PAPI OUT NOW
*taps to strikes from THE Paul Craig*
even rua's walkout music is older than most other fighters
more like shitto box cause that shit is ass dog
SNAIL!
FUCK RETIREMENT
WAR SHOGUN
Loopy won
why do I feel more attracted to Miss Olivi than to all women I've ever met?
Wil Shogun be ok lads?
Costa
Brazillian boomers have the best walkouts
hes literally flabby
wmma is hard work
lmao DC really doesn't do his research
damn ovince talm bout cake bappa
Holy shit DC lmao
This post cured my racism
small sample size b
SAIL
craving pot brownies rn
Could you physically brutalize a professional wmma fighter?
Heeminder
this shit better not go the distance
shogun pls KO osp in the first
revenge is best served a decade later
Took a big fat schaub and missed the first fight
was it good?
This song is 12 years old
wy is brazil a black guy
Blow your brains out
This is the best card of the year by far.
INB4 Von Poo Choke
my man oligod looks royal in that pic
make em remember prideKINO shogun
Paul Craig straight up KO'd the #1 KO artist in the division. I have no idea how he almost lost to Slowgun in the first fight.
If you don't immediately find #2 as the most attractive and a perfect example of the ideal female body you are by definition Low T.
damn DC's dementia is progressing faster than I thought
Dinner
he doesn't do the homework
Shogun, come home safely.
Please just go out with some puraido...
Making retirees fight each other is but one step above Miami bum fights.
>tfw choppy stream
Shogun always has issues w/ long people
Shogun looks fucking ancient, dude should have retired 5 years ago
what flag is OSP representing?
It's a beast b
If Shogun wins it's a good win. If Preux wins he heemed an old man.
Hoping this shit isn't a replay of Bobby Green vs Al Iaquinta.
PRIDE NEVER DIE
R
I
D
E
N
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V
E
R
D
I
E
Day Drinking Daniel strikes again
No skateboards in the cage this time, I already checked.
wayment
Shogun bros
that smashing me in the face at maximum speed = heaven
I am OSP's tattoos and I do the voodoo like you cannot doo do.
everyone know those 2 old niggas that think they can still fight
No he's getting knocked out by Dr. Dre again
>MALE
HERE WE GO EVIL
HERE WE GO
the whole month is crazy good
can i see #4 please
>Opponent's total records: 130-60-1
>OSP is as old as Shogun
LMFAO WTF BRO
Her in 2018 woulda been perfect.
2 turns into 3 so always bet on 1
i thought OSP was british
2016 is objectively the hottest
wood
>seething redditors
based schaub owns those faggots
>it's real
Oliviera looks like that!?
where to watch crackstreams down :C
boomer fight
Holy shit, he looks like vitor LOL
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEEM
rest in pieces Shogun
Cruz seething about DC not doing his homework right now kek
osp looking extra sleepy and old tonight
yeah - kaos is a bit of a one trick poony and randy brown unironically has skill and great potential
Kek first Al Iaquinta and Nick Diaz and now this.
end of 2017 must have been her prime
>OSP 39
Izzy fights are always trash. Everything prob be fine
you're thinking of GSP
Where my retard bros at?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Are OSP and GSP related?
SAIL.
Goddamn, highschool song…
so fucking hot bros
DC is definately high
Lmao fuck off
WHERE'S HERB
WHERE'S HERB
WHERE'S HERB
WHERE'S HERB
2019 thoughever
Why are these washed up grandpas in the main event?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
deceiving ass.
OSP is a lazy heartlet
Samma här man1
I have an irrational fear of being attacked and humiliated by a female fighter
Imagine an ugly fighter like Amanda Nunes breaking into your house and beating you and stripping you and sticking her fingers up your ass while holding your cock so hard your foreskin retracts as she screams at you for killing her gf. Then violently fingering your asshole while punching you while videoing you on jer instagram and telling everyone you have a small dick
i remember playing as shogun on the demo for the first ufc game on xbox360 when i was in seventh grade
Here.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM OLD AGEY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
they're brothers in law
>muh legend gets his epic final showdowns!!1!
No. Get this CTE'd geriatric out of the cage. It's over.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT STOP THE FIGHT
pit-chads, get in here
1st is by far the best brother
OSP is a bum. He could lose this. He looks fat even at LHW when he fought at HW too.
Fucking too hot man. Can't sleep
>when you see a racism in london
>pitterpattersanya above a trilogy fight
I hate him so
Yuck x3
stop posting spoilers please
i thought OSP was like 33 wtf
He is one of George's many bastards. He simply can't help himself when he sees a kween.
Remember when OSP was the next big thing?
Oh boy I am in deep fucking shit Yea Forums. GF found out I placed a 4.000 BRL (that's about 900 USD) bet on Oliveira winning this fight. She is throwing a hissy fit, calling me a stupid pig and shit. She managed to calm down.
She is 43
I am 24
She has been pretty clingy lately, and keeps bitching to me about the need to settle down and her biological clock. I'm not her first but I do like her alot, got promoted a few months ago and my boss is training me to be his successor. I wanna focus on that. The other caveat is that i'm shit with girls, could not get a gf for the life of me in college and H.S. Only when I hit 24 was i getting good results.
What do I do? Also fuck /adv/ they give shit advice every time.
Rus looks flabby
OH HE'S OUT
HE'S OUT
Wait no it was a feint
Craig will break DC's buckhole
hey stop that
jesus they're talking like shogun's already lost
I picked you Rua, dont let me down Champ.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES HURT
Shogun might be old and decrepit, but he still has the better hairline
shogun looks older than big nog. he'll probably get destroyed. he looks like he is having trouble just standing up
As if i pay that much attention to women, i only look long enough to splode my juice.
I hope he made it and is okay.
>outrageous body
You are like a little baby...
Knuckle dragging redditors, prepare to be educated in a supreme wizards tastes.
it's okay. only good because most of this year has been mediocre
why is blagoy ivanov fighting again
gay x3
Fuck Dana
SHOGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
haha you posted it again
Neat.
I'm going with the retard parlay:
>Tony
>Rose
>Gaycheese
That's on special needs.
Show me your pensioner bus pass
Literally a worse failure than Kevin Lee because LHW is genuinely terrible
hey man aren't you that guy who this guy raped kevin nash in 1992?
Based!
>biological clock
LMFAO is she trying to have a kid at that age? Guaranteed autism but what can ya do
if you don't love her don't stay with her simple as
also she's way too old your kids would get fucked up
CALL THE PARAMEDICS JESUS CHRIST
Ovince Saint BUNDA
lol yeah
that was a good 10 years ago
it's sad that their names alone gave them a pity ppv slot
OSP is a lazy sumbitch
HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMM GON
Kill her. That should keep her at bay.
Reminder /heem/ is a brapper board
Two cans afraid to get hit
because he survived literally getting stabbed in the heart so he'll never die
I LOVE WOMEN
HEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM
>43
>biological clock
kek
>2022
>getting walked down by Shogun
>Shogun is still alive
abort that shit brother
>Liking morbid obesity is being high test
I can't stop staring at it bro.
based virgin
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMY
shogun is fat and short for lhw
HEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD
...
Is this the fight that has sexual conduct?
Which of these fights will have the sex intercourse?
My friend said it will be very hot.
Can OSP just take a dive for Shogun and all of MMA Shogun needs this plz
that's a man's ass
why is this on the main card lol
they wanted you to pay to see this
>string thong
>anklets
>big wide but not super fat ass
Kek, put a couple of quid on it
gonna be a slow 15 mins
Based obese women enjoyer leaving the choice selections for the rest of us.
>those dirty-ass nails
These old ass geezers are gonna drag this out to a decision
I'll nut in her for you and buy her lunch when you lose your money bro. Ps shogun overrrated
It was a good run Tony bros...
osp thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
You're gonna need a 2nd Super Sniffer, user.
Why would you come onto the internet and tell lies?
two uncles going at it energy
>outing yourself as a homosexual this blatantly
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*mogs every single woman posted itt, even these gross fat mexicans this weird nigger is posting*
this is a man isn't it
I hate women so much, i really wish i was gay.
Fuck I hope I can get to see Chandler vs Ferg before Bivol vs Canola
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM KILL
are those hue milfs hot?
10-10 round
Now that I think about it, last time rose fought was also a canelo fight night
Remember when Jon Jones beat OSP it was considered an achievement.
30 years ago..
WHAT A FIGHT
Lauzon v Cerrone. It was cancelled
this is like a fight between dudes waiting in line at a brazilian bukkake scene
10-9 shogun
he's doing it bros
Boomer mma is worst than wmma
two dudes fighting over a parking space
who she's so sexy with her nonexistent tits and mosquito nose
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
7-7 round
I used to hate fatties but that's all I can get so I just force myself to love them.
saved, thank you user...yandex rvrs img search pointed to random sherdog forum and Yea Forums archive with no sauce, ill take it
I'm simply too sleepy to properly enjoy the rest of the card. I'm gonna pirate it and watch the remaining fights in the morning. Good night heem
Just got home what I miss?
shut your fucking mouth
0-0 both guys lose and are cut and are killled
>there are people out there who paid to watch the corpse of shogun and the mummy of OSP
grim
Skanko> all
OH OOOOOOOOOOH SHE IS REPULSIVELY FAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
we needed this fight cancelled for royval/schnell lol
no
is she still alive? i remember i edged to her stuff for an entire night until 6am the day i had my high school finals
Make your pick:
Will Tony get finished or no?
DERN
Shogunbros we're already winning
Glover vs Shogun for the LHW Title
There's something different about a woman that's simply beautiful, isn't it? It's like a charm that can't be replicated simply by big tits or ass
OSP is really bad. He doesn't have to.
RND 1 SHOGUN
>Daniel cormier mentioning Jake Paul on a card this good
Get that fat mother fucker of the commentary sick of him
>Remember when Jon Jones beat OSP it was considered an achievement.
jon jones whole run has aged like shit
Trumpfags vote against their own economic interests
>all the ppv tourists replying to the brazillian milf pasta
kys
TONY GODS
ITS ALMOST TIME TO KILL
THE
CuCK
whatever happened to shogun's airplane-arms muay thai?
>shogun just won a round in 2022
i don't like watching fighters past their prime performing. it's too cruel
wrong
BLACKED
Tony doesn’t last 40 seconds
Gee whizz, ain't that a kicker. Going to have to bin all this lube and dildos now. THANK YOU DANA
She's perfect, serbnigger.
gad awlg b jesus fuck
i hate kpg for giving me a pit fetish
Cheers and happy fucking
>trash amerifats booing a legend
lol fucking scum
It's okay to be gay
Yes.
Artificial grain is so gay
OHHHH HE'S OUT COLD HE'S OUT COLD STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FI- oh he just slipped on the Howler Head sign he's fine
Tony heems Chandlet with a jab
those hips are elite b
The best pleasure in the world would be Sanko and Olivi bent over side by side so you could go back and forth sampling their assholes with your tongue
ugly ass bitch.
Shogun is a NATURAL MW 185
still would ngl
Why are heemers the horniest clan on /spee/?
>Just realizing they can speak English
It's just their branding to not speak English in public.
TONY WIL FINISH MONKEY CHANDLER THATS CALLED A TF TONY FERGUSON TECHNICAL FINISH
Packed. Still looking forward for São Paulo event.
dont kid yourself, Tony is more important that Candynelo
At least Rua came in actually in fighting form and not giga-flushed like Nick Diaz or Al Iaquinta.
I'm not gonna lie, if i was a slave massa back in the american south.. A twinky black slave with a big ass might have corrupted me.
she got addicted to coke and now lets eats dick cheese off of homeless men
stfu
The stream chat is spamming 43 jokes since the Trinaldo fight when they wouldn't stop talking about his age, I'm laffing bros. Fights are better with frens
Who is this rando that has replaced Anik? His takes are generic and uninformed, seems nervous
who the fuck is booing this ??
cazzie scum
Idk who was there when they helped me named him. But “bisping” is thriving (when I rescued him is eye was fucked up) cheers!!! He’s moving his best life!
boring first legend second
ignore him
he's basically a nigger with how much his country was raped by them
only behind the emma stans
All UFC fights should be 5 two minute rounds with point deduction for backing up. Boring af
why is it like fucking impossible to find korean girls in porn
Sanko is actually disgusting.
Like I said last thread, she's a natural beauty.
if i were osp i would simply just blacksplode
I thought men at 40 were still "young" but this doo moves like shit, its really over
Yes but being attracted to fat people isn't.
>mfw it's Tony time
>mfw Tony already won the story
high test
wrong and gay
I want to eat her feet, deep fried.
everyone with eyes
Canelo is fluent in English tpp
Was OSP paid to let Shogun win? Is this a Make-A-Wish?
Din Thomas, what do you have:
>MMMM LEMME TELL YO SOMETHIN', THAT CRAKKA ASS GOTTA DO SOME SHIT OR HE BE GETTING CAUGHT WITH THEM PUNCHES FR MAN, HE GOTTA GET IN THE GAME OR HE FINNA BE HEEMED
I would rather fuck some sense into this thing before even TOUCHING a man-faced UFC host woman.
having cats play with lasers can give them a condition, just a fyi
boomer fights suck
*squeezes bunda*
The fight is so boring that they have to fill up time talking about how much of a legend Shogun is.
She reminds me of my gf. Too bad my gf don't really like the short hair
>We're minutes away from Tony vs Chandler
I don't think I'm ready, bros...
OSPee is so fucking slow.
Shhh that's MY crowd you're talking to
picks heemed I guess probably
Real /heem/sters (autists, virgins, weirdos, losers) in this thread just how I like it. Normoids stay out.
Terribly depressed. Ran out of alcohol hours ago.
It's over
OHHHHH HES HURT!!!!
cute story no cap
they love hoarding all the amateur stuff
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>literal whos
>geriatrics
>wom*n
>Oliveira stripped of his belt
Great card Dana
What a banger bros. Blessed to be a fan of this sport.
>Aljo backs up being up a coward
YAAAAAAAASSS BASED ALJO
>old man Rua backs up to set something up
BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO YOU'RE BORNG!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
multiple stream sites heemed Dana is going hard tonight
No, OSP is actually this terrible
wmma tier boring
*BIRD NOISES*
All boomers need to die
fuck you , b. I do alright for myself.
Tony KO's him, screen this, chandler is a can
falling asleep bros
disgusting plastic pig
*moggs sanko and meg*
Nothing personal kiddos.
pretty much an open secret that joe benny is a cuck and that megan has "earned" her spot in the UFC
lmao rent free
ovince st poo
IMAGINE GETTING BOOED IN YOUR RETIREMENT RUN
maybe a knockout boys?
Gotta ditch you lads and be a box cazzie. Forgive me /heem/frens but Shogun isn't even retiring this fight
Unfortunately, you'll do neither
>just realized we still have to watch rose and carla
ughhhhhhhhh
Production of pornography is illegal there, so only amateurs are available and they are all on twatter.
HEEEEEEEM (me) SLEEEEEPY
meth is still up
>NOOO YOU CAN'T BOO HIM HE'S A HECKIN LEGEND
tony save us
>Khamzat v Nate Diaz
So this was a fucking lie
meaty oaker ass card
>>Aljo backs up
the only thing he backed up was yan's ass nigga
I swear he's autistic. He's always had a weird, awkward style.
>Aljo mindbroke people so hard they bring him up randomly to seethe
>tfw I paid $75 for this shit
THIS IS WHY THE STREAMERS ARE WINNING
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*ruins your main card*
You didn't actually pay for it, did you?
state of that carpet b
anyone got stream ??
bruh is this round 18 minutes gawld dawg slow as fuuuuuuck
who? ultimate fc personnel?
Khamzat sucks, just release me bro
Not a footfag, but yeah I agree lad.
Your gf must be super sexy. Lucky fella.
Wtf happened to Cowboy?
>crowd booing
>not that much of a snoozer
arizona people are fuckers
WE ARE READY
WE ARE ONE
THE PARTY HAS JUST BEGUN
>3d
Why the fuck is shogun still fighting
woooooooooooooooooooooow
The UFC shilling right wing movies made by The Daily Wire
wait 10 mins
OSP is losing to a 70 year old shogun lol
Who is the 4th commentator??
did you guys know Shogun fought in PRIDE?
Based Shogun racking up the rounds
Did she piss herself
peeass wont fight again desu. sure as fuck not gonna fight khamzat
Who is the Randy *Legend Killer" Orton of the UFC?
gib stream link pls
as long as you keep kween posting its ok
>I got SUPREMELY drunk last night/this morning and ate 3 mcdonalds breakfast sandwiches + 4 hash browns
>My stomach still fucking hurts and I'm shitting gray stuff
>This card isn't helping so far
fuck up loser
try ONCE in your miserable life making an original post
honestly. her other pics suck
Post your face when boomer mma.
The horn was the most entertaining thing
it was probably their dream match up for that card. it doesn't mean it was signed. ain't no way Daiz would sign up for that in his last fight
delet this
BOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOooOOoooOOooOOooOoooOOoOOoooOOooOOooOOOoOOOooOOooooooooooooooooo *breathes in* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
I want to _____ Laura Sanko's _____.
Beautifully said, bro.
it is truly staggering just how dogshit saint-preux is at his chosen profession fighting a pile of shredded ligaments and aarp coupons
HE TOOK A SHIT ON THAT BUS
booba
jake paul
Din Thomas
2 - 0 Rua
how do you find this stuff
Why boo though i don't get it
brendan the legend killer schaub
No she pissed directly in my mouth
Here mate
*pisses on your face*
even the horn sounds disappointed
really gay to boo shogun when it's tolerable
Chandler by first round, out-cold ko. I’ve banged 13 black women.
>2-0 Shogun
yup. this is what i want to see. more pics like this.
>forensic audit
>finances
When's the main card?
OSP is doing literally nothing lol
2-0 SHOGUN LETS GO PRIDEBROS
tonguefuck asshole
god I hope Brave Girls win next week
post the Kay Hansen facial pic
Jon Jones back in the day
cheers to that
I’ll be watching the Canelo fight
Can we just skip this Tony Chandler fight? I'm starting to get a bad feeling
Fight-pass.com
this translator is elite
deflate
silicone implants
They need to send these grampas back to the retirement home
osp is the most broken buck in the ufc
>I’ve banged 13 black women.
post them
Nice hard sparring match.
why am I watching ufc tongiht
lel
shogun has a sunburn from all those kicks
Probably Jon. Young guy who got famous by demolishing his pervious era
Sure thing bro.
*pisses up in the air then back down on my own face*
no hespect
Boring fights and they don't know Rua is a legend(a legend who lost to Chael).
>beeep boop
rape
husband
T-This is the main card
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM
ywnbaw though
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S OUT
>NOOOOOOOOO HE'S A HECKIN PRIDE GRAND PRIX CHAMPION YOU CAN'T DO THAT
i was just asking myself this question
but mainly because warriors game just ended
rerack
rack
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
They look like theyre fighting for a parking spot