Mommie's mad you didn't pick up your star wars collectibles

CUTE

Damn she fine in that outfit

And?

Why are edgy, dark bitches so damn hot?

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if you fuck around and get it wrong your leg is fucked

Because you want to save them

Please tell me she uses it to fly

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the prequels are better than this shit

Not really, I want em to stay that way

It is like a foldable pocket knife.

is that the dance of infertility?

I don't know man. They just are

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DOUBLE DILDO!

it's doubly sweet if they were nice and pure at first and then became evil whorish and tyrannical

I did never find her hot till she went mad queen. I sure must have a problem

Lightsaber 'blades' are completely weightless, these scenes don't make sense.

Is she having a stroke, what's wrong with her face?

The troll Hugo goes, or rather flies, into his adventures in completely new ways

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what wrong with her face

Remember how Vader's mask was melted on one side? It's actually Anakin in disguise

I hope when you die you will be stuck in phantom menace

Mommy is getting old. She needs her foldable lightsaber cane.

wh*te genes

Too cute

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You'll get a hernia and anal fissures if you push that hard, son.

This fucking fivehead slag will never be hot

I'm still not gonna see it, Disney

How does this work without moving the hand that holds it?

You hold the handle in the middle and the circle spins around it.

how does that skeleton of a woman can even lift that double lightsaber without breaking her arm?

Still midichlorians since the last time you asked

cant stop laughing every time i see her

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They say "Go Go gadget gyro copter" before hand.

WHY ISN'T IT JUST RETRACTABLE?
THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPRACTICAL AND DUMB HOLY SHIT

its like those bugs bunny cartoons where bugs takes the shotgun and bends it
daisy niggered mauls saber and just bent it

....and here come the lightsabre memes!

wtf is this, they did something to her face, is she supposed to be older here or something?

Bad lighting, or she's having a stroke

Ugly

>That's the dumbest lightsaber I've seen since the spinny bullshit of Rebels.
It's the same type of foldable saber from Rebels.
And it was equally as stupid in that series, too.

how can she be a mommie, she's infertile

I see Star wars galaxy needs more merch to charge $200 for.

She's going to end up being Maul and whatsherface's daughter because of Solo, right?

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Wait what. I totally ignored the leaks, why is she evil now? No Kylo dick?

>save them
Fuck off Sir Faggot of Cocksgulp. I want to lick their filthy assholes as they speak obscenities that make Jesus weep.

Oh boy, can't wait for big bad Kylo to lose for the third time to Rey.

Either it's like Luke in the swamp and she's fighting her own dark side (metaphorically).

Or she is possessed by Sheev and goes full evil - which is the most credible leak so far

she is ugly as fuck