You have 10 seconds to prove that you're not an NPC. Go

Šöÿ is a hell of a drug

I've read most of the works of the important German, French, English and Greek philosophers.

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I love pegging and films of Julien Duvivier

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I don't watch a lot of tv or movies.

loli feet
can't compete

>You have been banned from /r/movies

Rob Zombie is a genius, only NPCs hate him

I am the playable character

jumpscares are great

Sneed

I don't give a shit about star wars
The best show of the last 10 years is Rectify

i don't pay money to stream movies or shows

My negro

I didn’t see Endgame

I can't. I'm a woman.

There's nothing more reddit than reading books

Hi /pol/

I believe in God

Fuck off

I teach philosophy in high school for a pretty bad salary (philosophy is mandatory in France highschool) even though I had better opportunities (and keep having them) in the private sector salary wise

And that's a good thing

I spend my days stitching together old tv shows and promos tayloring a nostalgic viewing experiencec exclusive only to me. Also I haven't left my house in 5 days.

He said prove you’re NOT an NPC, not reaffirm that you are

This is a trick question, only a NPC would ask for proof.

I'm an NPC.
FIGHT ME.

NPC enjoy office jobs in shitty startups that brand themselves as progressive and talking about the last GOT episode in the break room. Not working for a dysfunctional institution teaching "muh white thinkers" to second wave immigrant kids of shitty neighborhoods

But NPCs can't comprehend abstract thought. They can read simple and stimulating novels but that's about it. Philosophical or theological literature is completely incomprehensible to an NPC.

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I haven't been to a cinema in 2 years

Friends, The Office, the MCU movies and Star Wars are all overrated shit.

I don't have instagram.

I'm a 30yo khv

Yeah but you also voted Macron so...

/pol/ is the most retarded board on this site

I dont have a single active social media account.

I hate niggers and jews.

Game of Thrones went to shit long before the final season. It started sucking dick around Season 5.

It's literally Marxist drivel written for liberals

Star Wars films suck and the novels by Timothy Zahn are infinitely better than anything put to film. Spielberg is a hack director but a good producer. The Resident Evil films are better than the Resident Evil games.

the house that jack built is kino.

Eh? Ehh?

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NPC

>The Resident Evil films are better than the Resident Evil games.
Okay this is just bait.

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i dont go to /pol/

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Meditations is the most anti Marxist shit there is bro, written by a Roman Emperor in a Greek language. STFU.

I am an NPC though

It's very comfy

I love star wars and I like Marvel movies

>Resident Evil Movies better than games
You clearly haven't played 2 or 3. Those were the best in the universe.

The only decent movie was the first one.

Nah the second film is great if you like ridiculously over the top action flicks, which I do. I mean it's a movie that has girls kung fu fighting zombies in a graveyard, complete with panty shot

What's it like to be one of The Borg?

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OP said to prove that you're NOT an NPC, not that you ARE one.

>I don't like no books with all them big words it's all commie propaganda

You sound like an actual NPC or the strawman caricature of a rightwinger that some leftist faggot has dreamt up.

PG-13 is a stamp of generic watered down horse shit and if you waste your time on these movies you’re a fucking easily manipulated trend following faggot. I bet you and your friends argue about chicken sandwiches and don’t even realize that viral marketing runs your life

So it was written by a bunch of homosexual pedos and you think it's not Marxist?

I'm a chad and I enjoy Star Wars, MCU and jumpscares

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I have never had sex in my life

i post snoyjack to prove a point

Deadbeat at Dawn is nearly superior to Combat Shock

Yeah let's all go to college. No liberal indoctrination there.

What you just said is an extremely NPC thing to say, have you no self awareness at all?

>dude it has like great action and hot chicks it's great movie

How is teaching?

I hate capeshit

Universe is too complicated for some chinks and hipsters to program.

I fap to Gianna Michaels

Jews are based and blacks are not inherently bad

I don’t watch films

Your complete inability to tackle any topic without immediately resorting to your binary modern day internet culture war shit really makes you seem like an NPC.
Nobody here is arguing about colleges and their agendas or shit like that. If you seriously think that being interested in philosophy is inherently marxist and that any and all philosophers are and we're marxist you are clueless beyond any redemption.

Cabin in the woods is a shit movie

you get a great sense of fulfilment and peace.
you don't have to worry about things you can just enjoy life knowing that as long as you keep doing your part things will be ok.

You still butthurt Hillary lost, cuck?

Someone post the webm where there are like 56 quick cuts in about 30 seconds.

Have sex and/or dilate.

Unironically npc

i like trump

The Simpsons were never really that good, for every single episode that was gold there were a dozen other forgettable ones that nobody mentions, the episodes that try to be serious are just embarrassing and a waste of time because the show is stuck in a status quo, why should I be emotionally invested in characters that will always stay the same? It's dishonest, that's time that could've gone to making me laugh instead. People only think it's the pinnacle of comedy/animation because it was extremely accesible and there was nothing else good at the time. Sneed.

I like anime, but not entry level shit like Naruto or Hero Academia.

Easy for you to say when all you have to do to get fucked is put your ass in the air in a nigger's ghetto.

>I've never ready any philosophy and have no idea who any of these people are
Ok you should have just said that to begin with so I would know that your neckbeard manchild opinion is irrelevant.

I own over 600 films and 8 are made after 2007. 5 are comedies.

That's not even what I said retard. The film is comical, although I'm sure you'll take that as "watch it le ironically durr" you braindead faggot

I hate niggers but like black kweens

Star wars sucks

I won't try
Checkmate, faggot

I have gay sex with black guys.

That's pretty much what you said to be quite honest with you.

based check. hello fellow humans and all that good shit put me in the reddit grab.

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>MFW

inb4jannies

I said I like over the top action flicks and explained a scene that shows how silly it is. How did you fucking get "it has great action and hot girls!" from that?

George Soros did nothing wrong.™

I like the Original Trilogy the best.

I waited more than 10 seconds.

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Npc lol

I love Trump!

Braaaaaaappppp

A good movie will always be a good movie. Shitty sequels and remakes don't really bother me.

I AGREE WITH THIS POST
also his wife is delicious and i love seeying her.