HOLY SHIT

Fan art was better. How can you make Rey a Goth slut and she still looks like an uninspiring British tart?

Admit it. It's gonna have time travel.

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It's a vision of what could've happen. It's pretty obvious

no black lipstick

Darth Thot

Honestly having the protagonist turn evil and antagonist turn good would be such an amazing decision but they are too scared of the backlash to actually go through with it

time travel or different dimension shit is pretty much a given now that its canon via the cartoon and they need to retcon their nonsense

same, "dark" Rey was so cringe it fucking hurt

Disney has enough of my money. I won't get fooled again.

cant have a white man save a woman in this day and age (even though reylo cunts would love it)

>too scared of the backlash
The fuck you saying? It is girl power time for movies.

Fuck Disney, they already ruined Star Wars with the shitty sequels

"Episode VIII didn’t really derail anything..."
~ JJ Abrams

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Wow that seems extremely ineffective for a light saber fight, that handle is ridiculously long, you might as well just make it a lightsaber spear at that point.

What? where is this from?

Rent-free

youtube.com/watch?v=3n1T3HxHd7Y

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUMMER OF GEORGE!

>Pure saviour girl turns evil and kills everyone
You do remember Game on Thrones right? How the general audience absolutely despised it?

bruh
this ain't it, chief

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It's Mauls sabre. it's split in two.

This kills the JJ hype machine.

wrong meme

See the poor CGI? That's because this is a scrapped scene they retooled into the teaser. Screencap this post, this scene won't make it in the final cut.

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>Nostalgia baiting for half the trailer
Disney is going to back peddle so hard from the last two movies

>[Frustrated Hebrew Noises]

Somebody webm that defolding lightsabre. It looks awful

What if it unhooked when she didn't intend it too
what then Disney
But yeah I think as people where saying it's going to be like the Luke - Vader Degobah encounter, because nothing in this trilogy's original, ape off the success of what came before it.

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N-NO! WE WERE ALWAYS GOING TO BRING PALPATINE BACK! IT WAS THE PLAN SINCE DAY 1! CAN'T YOU SEE ALL THE FORESHADOWING IN THE FIRST TWO MOVIES?!

Reminder that Ewan was brought into TFA to put on his best Alec Guinness impression to yell "REY!" in Reys flashback. This little detail was never brought up or mentioned again

Based oldfag

Might be the dumbest lightsaber I've ever seen.
Fucking Jar Jar Abrams does it again.

Yeah that was my first reaction as well. The compositing looks off. I think JJ is making last second alterations to the script to save this shit heap.

>Luke - Vader Degobah encounter, because nothing in this trilogy's original, ape off the success of what came before it.
Or when luke raided Jabba's palace. Wasn't Luke dressed in black then, and was acting all serious.

Ewan has known he would be doing an Obi Wan project since TFA came out. Rey Kenobi is all but confirmed.

I apologize GL, please do not abandon us at this darkest hour!

>it's a Sith so it's gotta wear black hood and have a red saber
>it's a Jedi so it's gotta wear Tatooine clothes
It's all so tiresome...

It'll be a "this is what would have happened if you took Kylo's hand" vision.
Also that lightsaber looks like it should have been two separate sabers that can be joint together, rather than a flip saber.

time travel vision right?

How fucking old would Rey have to be?

>Thinking Disney did any sort of planning for the franchise whatsoever

Lmao.

Dark Rey is actually from the future. At first rey thinks it's a tree vision like in TESB but she turns out to be real and she was the power behind Snoke all along Mr Bond... I mean Miss Rey.

That was hands down the best outfit Luke ever wore. Mark looked stunning in it.

>and have a red saber

i think in the nu lore lightsaber color officially comes from your fee fees now and not crystal color

phantom menace was kino and revenge of the sith was fun

>KINO

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Watch as this scene is nowhere in the film.

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That's what they should've done at the end of TLJ, it would have given it actual weight, but they were afraid to commit. It would have taken them some actual balls. And now we see it happen in a trailer instead of in a movie, makes the whole thing cheap as hell
how will they even do proper character development if they make her turn bad and then good again in one movie?

The prequels at least had some redeeming facets. Mostly the designs. The GAR and the Seppies were aesthetic as fuck

it's so dense

Any colour bar red, white and yellow are random

Red crystals have to be bled by a dark side user, white is a "purified" red crystal as ahsoka is a mary sue, and yellow is a crystal colour reserved for temple guard, and the process to make them was lost to time

Rey is not going Dark. It's 100% a vision she or Kylo have of what she could have been like had she taken his path. Her outfit just looks like a generic femme version of his. Her saber is also unstable and has thinner blades like his.

She'll probably have a vision of a Light Side version of him as well.

oh brother

Also Kylo's theme played at the end of the first teaser and they play a little bit of Rey's at the end of this one.

If they have a scene of her saber turning color as she gets angry I will leave the theatre laughing my ass off here and there.
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who am I kidding, I won't go see it in theatre. I didn't even watch Rogue One when it was on tv after seeing SW7.

Daisy isn't wearing any makeup in this scene. That's just how she looks now after all the coke. They didn't originally plan to have dark side Rey but they had to altar the story during shooting to fit around her new look.

So does that mean that the leaks are true?

Does anyone know what they exactly were again?

I remember he said that rey would wield the double lightsaber t and there would be timetravel and shit. Also that Han solo en luke would be alive again because of it.

I ended up seeing Rogue One and pledged never to watch another Star Wars movie in theaters again.
Hell I still haven't watched episode 8 even though I watched a camrip of Solo at a mates house and I fucking watched the prequels in theaters. That's how bad SW has gotten.

stealing shit from kotor now? baka

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>bringing them back to shit on them some more
Just stop Disney. Please.

>Hey dude be careful you almost hit me!

It's over Yea Forums. I can't resist thotness of this magnitude.

>Kylo's theme
he had a theme? wait, Nu Wars have themes?

>tfw you will never have a sith girlfriend

Foldable looks so goofy. Why wouldn't they just make it the same length as a regular lightsabre or make it extendable or something

The clips of our old heroes didn’t fill me with a warm, nostalgic embrace; all it did was remind me of the assassination these characters have endured at the hands of Disney.

The tired Luke Skywalker trailer voice-over did nothing.

The tired evil old wizard trailer voice-over that’s always at the end did nothing.

The tired Kylo Ren lightsaber ignition trailer-shot did nothing.

The laser beam of planetary destruction did nothing.

All of it, did absolutely nothing.

The final episodic installment of a dishonest trio of films has nothing to show for it but a gargantuan failure of the legacy it shares a space with. I say “trio” instead of “saga” because I wouldn’t dare group these abominations with the likes of the previous six films that preceded it. To call them “Star Wars” is to spit on the franchise. They hold more of a cinematic identity with Hunger Games than a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.

Star Wars is dead. The infantilization of it’s corpse being used as a vessel for the insatiable hunger of the eternal manchild.

it's such bad filmmaking
the lone Star Destroyer in EIV looks much more intimidating from the opening shot
youtube.com/watch?v=yHfLyMAHrQE

>This is a rebellion isn't it? I rebel.

You know Star Wars is bad when someone last night told me I should see Solo and go into it thinking none of it has to do with Star Wars and is just a fun space heist movie. What's the fucking point then if I have to go in pretending it isn't related Star Wars?

They managed to make a female sith look lame.

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It doesnt even make sense. Folding is usually used on weapons to make them more concealable and the only thing folding a double bladed lightsaber handle is make it twice as wide. Lightsabers are already concealable as fuck too since its literally just a handle. IT SERVES NO FUCKING PURPOSE

tactically that's a huge resource waste, these ships could easily cover a couple dozen kms ratio and here they are as if they were those dumb guardians of the galaxy nova individual fight ships.

Honestly, the only good part of Solo is that one infantry combat scene and that was because it was basically 40k.

I know, as ill never be Obi-wan

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I used to laugh at the prequels, but now I see how fucking much worse it could have been.

>he thinks any dark side user=sith now

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That's what I thought too. Was hoping the scene would be longer. That's what we want to see, wars in space. Not sjw Mary sue saves the day over and over agian.

Just how pathetic can you people get? You will go pay so this movie breaks a billion dollars, and i fucking guarantee you this is at best a 10 sec vision if it makes it into the movie at all
>but muh based sheev will voice 3 lines
The movie will be just as bad as the last two, if not even worse and it will stii probably make a billion and a half because of fools like you

Based

Rey's parents

Beast Boy?

>you will go pay
Guess again faggot I havent seen any of the nustarwars movies. I just come into the threads to watch the fire I (and everyone else with common sense) predicted all those years ago

Glad to see common sense prevails

It's her mom/whats-her-name from Felicity/retooled Mara Jade.

> (OP)
>>LORD REY-DA
>>RIIIIIISE

Darth Reigna.

What will Mister Plinkett's and Ralph Sepe Jr.'s opinion on this be?

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I didn't see Nu Wars movies after I saw TFA with my little cousin, the movie was so fucking bad that I couldn't believe what I was watching

Ah, Lana

>All these ISD/ISD-II's
>Could literally accomplish a similar, if not more efficient blockade with a few Interdictors sparsed out every 10 ships.

Truly a wonderful design.

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grand parents. The Kenobi show is going to be him finding out he is a father. Screen cap this.

SAUCE NOW YOU FREAKS

I will buy three tickets (One for me, my wife, and her son) for every second that Dark Rey is in the movie

Surely it's easier to hang from your belt rather than having a 3 foot hilt dangling about?

The new trailer

>pleeeaaassee come see our movie
Yawn

>JJ saved star wars AGAIN

So, JJ rescued Star Wars the first time by recycling the same shit?

>JJ saved star wars AGAIN

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>file name bravo jj
>A design from the Lucas produced Clone Wars series
What did he mean by this?

WHERE THE FUCK IS ROSE TICO - THE BREAKOUT CHARACTER FROM THE LAST MOVIE WHO IS EVERYONE'S NEW FAVORITE?!?!

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i dont like jews

They explode the planet, maybe using a death star. Escape on millennium falcon. All the ISDs exploded.

Having it folded would make it more unwieldy and awkward to draw then say using something like a mares leg holster.

Nobody does.

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Didn't she die at the end of TLJ?

YES, THAT'S IT LAZERMOON. KILL THEM ALL.

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Not four? What about your wife's boyfriend?

prequels had no pretention and were good

No one's ever really gone.

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>btw Anakin you can't marry that's wrong ;)
has been there a more troll than Obi Wan?

Realism isn't really a concern in these movies though. She can whip it out her robe and it looks cool as it swings out to full length. If she uses the fold when she's fighting though it will look dumb as fuck.

I gotta say that's the first time she's looked hot as fuck to me, what a waste going darkside in 8.

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based darth treepio

He left us with his kid, but that is okay. He needs to follow his best life, without us white people keeping him tied down :)

DIE JEDI DOGS

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That is kind of silly looking but objectively it could be very intimidating in retrospect of the scope of that imagery. It looks way to organized and should be far more sporadic.

>chopstick lightsaber
What

I know Plinkett went easy on 7 and 8, but I get this distinct feeling that 9 will be the breaking point for Mike/Plinkett.

Just to be clear, this confirms Rey (= Shmi) + Sheev = Anakin, right?

>you cant marry but you can fuck all the chicks you want
What a bro

>Sheev possesses C3PO

makes sense, Vader built the body after all

It only makes sense if the ships are just parked there for storage purposes

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>makes sense, Vader built the body after all

I will be extremely butthurt if that happens

It wasn't the turn itself but the absolute shit writing.

Someone post Darth Talon to demostrate just how JUST Darth Rey is

>requiem4adream.webm

MORE IS BETTER MORE IS BETTER

STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT
STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT
STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT
STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT
STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT
STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT
STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT
STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT
STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT
STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT
STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT
STAR DESTROYER I KNOW THAT

He meant that JJ stole the shitty design from a pair of chopsticks...

>yes cover up her arms as well, this isn't some incel porno movie after all

>remember how cool star destroyers were? how could we somehow top that?

I know! have there be like .. many more of them!

>remember how cool the Death Star was? How could we top that?

I know! how about we have another Death Star but have it be biggerer and strongerer!?

It's a cop out to get people to see the movie

Though it's was always wishful thinking that they would have Kylo become good & Rey evil, Rey using a double bladed lightsaber was also a cool idea since she uses a staff in TFA

that's the kind of stuff I came up with as a kid and even I thought it was stupid

Mike went easy on 7 (and easier on 8 than he would have were it a prequel) because the reason he made the Plinkett reviews in the first place is because he was personally bitter against Lucas.
He'd said as a part of his "well what would you do instead" defence of his prequel critique that he'd get someone like JJ Abrams to direct the prequels instead of George, and so when JJ makes a film that's visually interesting and liked on the surface by normies, he was smug about it.
Another part of it though is that despite being infamous in this respect, JJ Abrams somehow keeps tricking people, including RLM apparently, into thinking he actually sets up plot points as lead-ins into the following part of the series. But what he does is basically cold-reading for plots. He throws out a bunch of shit, and keeps moving with what he can keep up in the air until the series has reached its contractually obligated conclusion. If it makes something coherent, that's a plus, but all he cares about is just keeping executives happy by fooling enough people.

tfw this was the most "character" thing she said in the movie and they cut it... Kinda explains the whole rogue one...

>MORE IS BETTER MORE IS BETTER
Funny that you accurately described the battle of endor compared to ANH one

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>cares about the precise terminology of the lore of a literal kids show where good guys fight evil guys

>Funny that you accurately described the battle of endor compared to ANH one
Seething mouse cope

That's probably going to be the big twist of the Mandalorian since in Clone Wars Kenobi slept with their Queen.

But what I am saying, is that the collapsible saber was in clone wars first. Lucas stole it from shitty chopsticks

but the handle of a lightsaber is actually it's most vulnerable point, so it should be as small as possible, just enough for two hands. Not that a double lighrsaber is at all a good idea, or a lightsaber in general.

Yeah but that was all a clever ruse by Sheev so its okay.

The Mandalorian is Obi-Wan's son, screencap this.

It's just a dream sequence.

It matters, but he was wrong anyway because Sheev is a sith and Kylo is more or less officially a Sith

Totally agree, but the writers don’t have the talent to pull it off. Last Jedi was a hot mess

>TLJ trailers
>DUUUDE REI IS TOTALLY EVIL PLS WATCH
>new trailers
>DUUUDE REI IS TOTALLY EVIL PLS WATCH
Naaaah

why aren't they hyperdrive ramming it?

That lightsaber is fucking ridiculously asinine and was only made to sell stupid toys to stupid kids. You may not have noticed it, but your brain did.

this

How did Disney manage to completely destroy an extremely lucrative franchise?

Dude knows how to not be attached to anything. Bitches n' kids ain't nothing compared to the Force.

will be something similar to this: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Katana_fleet

by putting a woman in charge of it

By being Disney. They ran Marvel into the ground why wouldnt they do it to Star Wars?

What if Sheev is the good guy and all this time he has merely been possessed by an evil sith spirit? When the spirit goes into Rey, Palpatine will be good again.

And do you think they will utter Sheev's name in the movie?

The beam is fucked up like Kylo's lightsaber. So is this a dream where she's him or whatever?

based

We clone wars now?

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So, this shit basically confirm the clone theory, right?
Sheev probably cloned Luke with his lost hand or some shit, that's why she was connected to his saber, that's why she saw a shit ton of Rey in the cave , that's why muh no parents and finally why this other Sith Rey appear.

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She's possessed by Palpatine's force ghost

Jesus Christ

This is like some shit out of a cringy Fan Film.

Incorrect. Ewan whispers the line, "these are your first steps". The "REY!" WAS Alec Guiness. They took the line of him saying "don't be afraid" to R2, and edited "afraid" down to "Rey".

so many layers

At the end of ROTJ when Sheev fell down the shaft and the blue mist emerged, that was Sheev time traveling.

From the creators of "death star but bigger" and "storm troopers but red" comes the newest enemy weapon "star destroyers but a lot of them"

>IT'S LIKE REEE-EEEEY ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

*snap*

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Sheev did nothing wrong. The Republic was a corrupt, gridlocked government ruled by special interest groups that was going to collapse on itself in a few decades anyway. And the entire war he orchestrated to secure his power was fought using clones and droids, expendable forces that minimised civilian casualities. Could you imagine if he'd introduced conscription? If you believe the theories out there his rapid militarization was also in service to his plan to meet the yuuzhan vong fleet that showed up after the Empire was overthrown.

>clone Luke
>it's a girl
sure

So do all droids have universal neck attachments? Odd how C3PO from a different manufacturer could be perfectly be integrated into one from a different one with a completely different purpose.

The prequels were the best Star Wars movies

r/ing the copypasta that actually predicted C3PO turning evil

Based

there's clearly less death star

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THANK YOU JJ FOR MAKE ME LAUGH TODAY!!!

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Remember when J.J. made it look like Finn was going to be the Jedi in TFA? This is all bullshit

>gender doesn't matter
would fit this new Disney era

So this is how they are gonna destroy the FO in one movie, they all group up like a bunch of retards

>JJ saved star wars AGAIN

Haha

Well, this kills any chance of Rey actually turning evil, it's not like that's something they'd just stick in the trailer

sure, men carry a complete chromosome set - women do not. Doubling up on the X and dropping the Y = female Luke clone

What the fuck happened in the cartoon?

Of course it is, can't sell Sith Rey toys without showing us Sith Rey.

>You thought we were just going to remake ROTJ, but surprise we're adapting Dark Empire
Really subverts my expectations

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Orange character from Clone Wars was killed by Vader at the end of S2, then in S4 the main kid discovers a portal that leads to an alternate dimension made of the Force.

There he discovers a light-side portal that lets him see the past and rescue organge girl before she was killed, retconning her death.

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Her face is CGI or something?, why does it look weird below the hoodie?

She's possessed by palpatine and her face is melting

finn is much more likable than rey's stoic supergenius bullshit

/thread

What the fuck do you do with it in this position?

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probably just bad glow cgi from the lightsaber making it look weird

>Endgame becomes most profitable film of all time
>ran Marvel into the ground

It's the red lighting, the prop they use can emit light but I think they've added more red in post.

What's the comparison? There's a lot of these massive ships? Yeah, if you're going to dominate the galaxy you probably will need more than 20?

That the original trilogy knew how to portray a daunting ship: you start with your camera pinned on a lone Star Destroyer which is slowly caught in the shadow of something much bigger.

Finally a shot from the underside of the Star Destroyer, revealing a large mass floating above. And then a wide shot in which the original ship is dwarfed by something much bigger.

Meanwhile the Sequels spam 50 ships and call it a day.

There is no retcon, it was basically a Schrödinger thing.

Did you even watch the film, ADHD-kun? Literally the whole time C3PO was complaining about not the droid body moving on its own.

Butt and vajay on the one person.

Seriously, now the force projection of Luke in The Last Jedi doesn't look so bad compared to that double shit lightsaber. It doesn't make any sense and it looks bad as fuck. Why would you have a double lightsaber folded like that?

I think a General Krell had a similar double-bladed lightsaber in the clone wars so this is actually canon.

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Shitty CG to block something in the trailer that'd be in the movie. Either that's somebody else entirely or this evil/force vision Rey will have a messed up face in some capacity.

In Clone Wars and Rebels you fold it up like that just so it's more portable than carrying around a 3+ foot long pole on your side, you don't actually use when it's not unfolded.

This would get Disney tons of woke points from the transgender community

Krells folded because they were huge and impossible to carry any other way. He never used them double sided.

Fighting another jedi, catch their blade between yours, twist and disarm them

Maybe she holds it with two hands first? Before open it? But for what? Does having 2 lightsabers together gives your lightsaber more strength or something?

Did they forget they go up and down in Space?

It's literally want rent free means: bringing up something completely unrelated just because you can't stop thinking about it.

Space is a largely flat plane. Up and down are minimal

Disney always wins baby

So the only difference is that this one is actually usable before folding. How is that a bad thing lmao

Does anyone else feel numb to Star Wars at this point? I’m not excited and I’m not upset or angry, I just don’t even care and however they try to revamp it all seems like a huge joke, and I can’t take their efforts serious.

Her head is actually shopped in there, isn't it?
Why?

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The strength behind a blow shouldnt matter since you're swinging a fucking laser that can cut through anything

It looks so ridiculous.

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I absolutely love it. Watching studios stumble from disaster to disaster is my favorite thing to do on this board.

With fucking Star Wars no less.

The problem is that supposedly the First Order had less wealth than the Empire...yet they built a death star the size of 100 death stars...that got blown up, then had a ship the size of 100 super star destroyer...that got blown up together with like 100 super star destroyers...now they even have more super star destroyers and another death star on a super hyper mega big ship...it makes no sense, they basically have a star forge or what?

I have a neck/collarbone fetish and I'm diamonds right now

It can't cut through anything though

Qui-Gonn has to keep it in the blast doors on the blue alien ship at the start of TPM to melt them away, he can't just slice through

They teased evil Rey in TLJ trailer. Remember how that turned out.

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Why did you save this image? It's such a bad shop it's laughable. Look at her foot. It's completely overlapping the other layer.

this and sage

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The idea itself is fine. They just completely fucked up the real world execution.

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I don't envy Jeffrey Jacob Abrams. He has to save an entire franchise. The fundamental question is, will he be as effective in saving the franchise as Rian Johnson was in destroying it? And he will be, even more so. But until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that he thinks he'll be more effective.

Doesn't make sense she'd be emotionless unless it's a vision

Yeah, it's not supposed to turn on while folded.

So you think it's a vision that Rey has?

>>You thought we were just going to remake ROTJ, but surprise we're adapting Dark Empire
>Really subverts my expectations
Nah. Don't let the trailers fool you. It'll be a remake of ROTJ.

My question is, when Ryan Johnson killed the main villain of this trilogy... did he had some ideas for the final movie?

Mike and Rich openly call out JJ's mystery box horseshit in their RoS predictions so I'd expect Plinkett to be unshackled for the next review.

You just know it's going to be bad when the trailer barely shows any scenes.

>Her face is CGI or something?
Yeah, she's too coked up now for closeups, so they have to CGI them.

The prequels had a good story (the destruction of the jedi order, the rise of the empire, Anakin's fall to the dark side, etc), but shitty direction and acting. The new trilogy has good acting and direction, but a shit story (Empire vs Rebels, again).

>that manipulative flashback
>using the same tag line from ot and pt
>emperor laugh
>Vader breathing
I thought Disney was all about letting go of the past, trying new things? Didnt they hammer that down over and over and over? Oh they suck at making new things, riiight..

He mad!

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How could that possibly go wrong with a perfectly round grip...

>Take 1
>Lightsaber twists in her grip, cutting off her knee

>Take 2
>Lightsaber gets caught in the floor

>Take 3
>cloak gets caught in the hinge

>Take 4
>Locking mechanism fails to click in causing the bottom half to flop around embarrassingly

Two light saber blades with a telescoping middle would make far more sense and take up no more room.

now post what she looks like in game and not fan art.

of course it is retard, it’s a children’s show. they won’t have their mary she start killing kids

is she reverend mother now?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY IT LOOKS WEIRD.

THEIR IS RECOIL FROM LENGTH OF STAFF THAT WOULDN'T BE ON A REAL LIGHT SABER LOL.

Exactly what I had in mind. The idea itself isn't so terrible, It's much better than the crossguard lightsaber.
But the way her saber moves is so fucking lame. Just a lazy fallingpiece,almostlike It's broken, going into this no stance, dead idle pose.
At least make It do a cool snap, whatever, make some bullshit overhead motion like in a chinese movie so It neatly snaps into dual blade during the spin.
What is this weak, lame bullshit, holy fuck

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Fuck trying something new or original.

Just remake and repeat every fucking time. It's working for Disney live action movies, so why not for Star Wars?

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No one had any ideas for the new trilogy, they were just making shit up as they went.

What do you mean by that?

It's just a dream sequence where the ghost of Palpatine tries to tempt her to the Dark Side but nothing will come from it.

Hype bait. Like every one of JJ's mystery boxes, this one will be empty, too.

And yet it uses his vision to target and he even has his voice get taken over for a moment. His programming was slowly being taken over by the droid's which must have its main computer in the torso section.

Fucking reminds me of that EA tumble down to 10 dollars a few years back, triggering massive buybacks.

Also due to Star Wars, KOTOR online.

God damn, fucking Luke mercy killing corrupt monoliths.

It's like a real-life version of that movie the Ring to corrupt enterprises.

Anything evil that touches Star Wars corrodes and almost dies.

And they still make 1 billion+ with each movie they release. It's normal that they don't even make some ideas for the movies, people still go to watch it anyway.

Damn, you're right. The amount it turns her grip wouldn't make sense unless there was a significant weight along the blade's edge.

It's pretty much established that the blades don't really weigh anything and you just get air resistance isn't it?

That thing with Rian Johnson, whaddeva happened there.

Other than this trailer and seeing the actors and a couple of props/concept art, is there any incentive to attend these events? Genuinely trying to understand why people would willing wait in line for 4 hours to see something that's released the next day.

Star Wars has never been consistent with the weight of lightsabers. Are they effortless to swing, or does it take effort like a real sword. Even in the ot, it switched back and forth.

We need to sell Rey action figures!!!

Nothing kylo does can redeem him after he killed his own father in cold blood, when han was in his most vulnerable state.
Not even the vague muh snoke manipulated him can redeem him

I wouldn't mind seeing Rey actually turn evil, might make the character interesting for once, and possibly flawed.

>prequels had no pretention
surely you jest. the whole execution of anakin turning to the dark side is the most embarrassing thing in any of the movies.

So in that vision we will be Darth Rey vs Rey? Do you think it will be a vision or some Sith magic that Sheev is doing to possess her?

The amounts they are getting are still piss poor considering the cash the put into production, marketing and merchandise.
Not to mention the dosh spent on the franchise itself

Watch Clone Wars. Yes it's a cartoon, but it repairs a lot of the damage the prequels did in this regard

Implying anybody wants to put effort into shitty sequel trilogy shit?

How bout you fix it.

The only thing that can save nu-Star wars is if Rey is completely evil possibly the entire time and she lost her memory. “The Rise of Skywalker” would refer to the redemption of Kylo Ren since he is the last known Skywalker other then Leia.

shitty artist adding lighting in post. light source on her left...harsh shadows going the wrong direction. it looks wrong because it is.

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Holy shit it looks so bad. The last shot looks so amateur like it was from a fanmade movie (well, technically it is), this looks like a parody. Add to this ruining Palpatine and Vader, this movie is gonna be evene worse than TLJ

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I got the impression that they weighed almost nothing but you got a lot of air resistance when you swung them, like waving around a card tube

Shut the fuck up Reddit

There is no time for this plot line.

>literal YouTube Poop sentence mixing
Bravo, Rian.

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It's not filmed in suburban woods though

“FUCK IT!”

They're sneaky, lying, irritating and they are everywhere, but not like hershlag

You mean Jeffrey Jacob Abrams

the sequels, spin-offs, tv series, comics
also checked devil trips

How much profit do they get?

For example according to Box Office Mojo TFA did $2,068,223,624 and the production budget was 245 millions. Maybe 250 millions more in marketing? I don't know, just saying...

That would make 1,5 billions of profit.

Canonically there's a sort of gyroscopic effect due to the electric field, that's why the choreography of the fights in the OT and the PT has the sabers mainly being swept in broad arcs or very short movements. It was also why only Jedi were meant to be able to use a lightsaber properly, because they could use the force to help them control the movement of the saber.

But they threw out that elegant wide-sweeping style of lightsaber combat in favour of just blinding swinging it like it was a club so I don't think they're doing that any more.

the amount of SEETHE from Starwarsfags in this thread is amazing

reminder that star wars was always capeshit in space and you have terrible taste

kek

They should have done this in TLJ, it would have made a better cliffhanger.

>Luke is dead.
>The rebellion is in shambles.
>Their only hope turned to the dark side.

>showing quite possibly the biggest twist they movie could have in a trailer
yep it's a vision

>the bestest most powerfulest force user ever
>Forearm goes swinging all over because she can't hold her lightsaber steady while it unfolds

Seems like a great opening to strike as she's slightly off-balance.

>the whole execution of anakin turning to the dark side is the most embarrassing thing in any of the movies.
How so?

>Nothing kylo does can redeem him after
This is part of the problem with luke giving up.

His entire arc is doing the difficult thing and bringing vader away from the dark side while Yoda and Obi-wan each said vader had to be confronted and defeated.

They've fit in all this "pull to the light" bullshit with kylo and they're not even going to go through with redeeming him. Disney doesn't understand star wars.

What will they call the Game of Thrones writers trilogy? Post-sequel-trilogy?

Probably a mirror to Luke fighting Vader in that cave, just with missing the point entirely.

Can't sell the toys without showing us dark rey in the trailer.

Imagine how weird those action figures would seem without that clip?

So this is literally the EU shit with clone-body sheev secret empire and making luke evil but now it's rey instead right?

Yup anyone who thinks otherwise is a dumb fucking cunt

The big twist reveal of this trailer is obviously some vision. Literally "AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM" tier writing.

>Hype bait
Wow, do you really think so? I just saw Infinity War, I can't believe all those heroes are dead...I wonder how the Avengers will win in Endgame?....IF they can win (gulp!)

Dark Rey is qt. Dark Rey is just a dream or a vision scene. There's no way Kathy is going to let her Golden Girl go dark in the final film of the Skywalker Saga.

It's Luke fighting himself on Degobah, just worse

STAR DESTROYERS! I'M GONNA CUM!

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>JJ saved star wars AGAIN
what does Jordyn Jones have to do with anything?

AT-ST! AT-ST!

>it's an actual double-bladed lightsaber
Getting Advent Children flashbacks here.

Not only did Orange Buttcheeks NOT die in the s2 finale, they literally showed her walking away alive from her battle with Vader. It's almost as if you're too dumb to understand cartoons.

So after Sheev died all of those ships went and hide? With that fleet they could reconquer the galaxy... Why Sheev didn't helped the First Order? Are they rivals too? Star Wars it's so confusing...

It moves like the light Saber is made of matter. Like it has weight.

Sheev was possessing Snoke, he was leading the first order. But the hidden fleet is for when he got Rey, his perfect vessel.

The background even looks like the Dagobah cave. It was some kind of ancient stone temple.

>Star Wars it's so confusing...
you're asking about information that isn't for the public's knowledge yet. fucking obviously it would be confusing until we have more of the picture.

But why even have the blades out in that position at all if it's not meant to be used that way?

who cares

And how do you know he was possessing Snoke?

And how did Sheev that Rey will exist? Sith magic to see the future?

yes

>I thought Disney was all about letting go of the past
You should’ve known that was bullshit when the very first trailer for TFA came out.

MORE BIGGER
MORE BETTER STOR WORS
MORE STAR DESTROYERS
MOOOOREEEEEE

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What's the marketing budget on top of that though? There's a whole fuckload of toys and conventions and theme parks that have to get made.

Characters don't need motivations or objectives. Just design weird aliens and sell toys.

Wait and Ghost Yoda didn't know that Luke "training" or helping Rey was dangerous?

>I thought Disney was all about letting go of the past, trying new things?
Until they saw the wall coming right at their faces.

In Clone Wars Mace Windu and Yoda discuss how the dark side has prevented them from seeing the future anymore.

I came up with Kylo's crossguard in the playground... Except it was bronze and could summon a tornado. You know how kids are.

How the fuck does this $3 animation look so much better

surely you've learned not to trust the mouse by now?

In that episode of Clone Wars where Yoda goes to visit the gods of the force or something like that... That was to learn becoming a ghost force, right? And then he taught that to Qui-Gon, and Qui-Gon taught it to Obi-Wan... But who taught that to Anakin?

I'M ACTING

Acting like what? a wax statue?

It's not Rey.
If it's not some shit vision, she would have to build two fucking sabers in a short time during the movie (since we saw normal rey with the blue one).
I bet that her clone will come during a scene with Sheev revealing Rey's origins.

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anakin learned it on his own by virtue of being the chosen one

ITS SPACE MAGIC NIGGER GEORGE AINT GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT.
But really the answer is that Yoda learning the technique was just an added extra detail about the whole force ghost thing, the OT was really fucking vague about it and implied that any strong jedi could do it if they wanted to.

an evil character, hence her "I'm evil!" face

In the unreleased season 6 of Clone Wars, Yoda went to some force planet and met the physical manifestation of the light side. He fought and defeated his dark side, which was like a Gremlin made of shadows with the voice of gollum.

They taught him to force ghost, he discovered Qui-Gonn and taught him how to manifest. qui-Gonn taught Obi-Wan and Anakin learned it because he's Force Jesis

Obviously gonna be "comic relief" seeing a jerkass C-3PO

It's gonna be great.

>he discovered Qui-Gonn and taught him how to manifest
He found Qui-Gon in the afterlife and taught him to manifest?

more copy paste, truly in the spirit of the franchise

Well Qui-Gonn contacted Yoda and showed him how to find the force planet, but Yoda taught him to manifest in the real world

I know it is supposed to look impressive but that would be the equivalent to one segmentum fleet in WH40K.

>But who taught that to Anakin?
Obi-Wan in the few seconds Anakin dies

Is there some kind of embarrassing behind the scenes documentary for Episode VII as there was for the prequels and Episode VIII?

>unreleased season 6

No.

it was released on netflix and counted in the canon when disney came in.