UFC 274 Game Thread #8

Be honest. Would you be shocked if he won tonight?

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I know you’re all desperately wondering about my OFFICIAL predictions so I will lay them down now. Bet the fucking houses as usual.
>le hecking lisabeast curserino
Isn’t fucking real that’s just the bookies seething at my brilliant mind for this game

Justin “The Car Crash” Gaethje.
Carla Esparza.
“Iron” Michael CHADler by hapsplosion.
Shogod.

Bet. The. House.

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Why can't Germans heem anymore????

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>Hello fellow humans

Steak
Lobster
Beers
No women
Heems

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Some of the most boring fights all year and some of the most exciting have been on this same card

He needs to eat more fiber

looks like he blasted a few ropes between some weights

ayo zucc gotta daemon in the background no cap..

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I swear Ive been seeing this Trinaldo guy fight in the prelims for a decade now

I have a tiny sliver of steak stuck in my teeth. It's annoying, but also tasty?

he will win CSO

i am never watching prelims again

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What do you reckon Olivi’s farts smell like?

Rose/Gaethje parlay bet

Need it or keep it?

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BOOMERBROS RISE UP

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olivi haders are glasses wearing nerds

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tony wins fights all the time, its why people know his name

plate of vomit

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how come belal muhammad's fucked up eye isn't the one leon edwards poked?

>we're all atoms in the void

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"hot chocolate" LMFAO

Poop you retard

Bros what are some good wirless earbuds? I want to buy some for commuting but there's way too many options.

floss you disgusting fuck

How disappointed would you be if this was served to in a restaurant?

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Poop and manlet Brazilian cum.

Being an wmma is hard have some hespect

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huebros...

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My balls are still swollen from Sanko yesterday on the weigh in show. Does anyone have any screencaps from that? I only saved this one

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you can have 5 active threads in the catalog at a time. Russia made his 5 for the night buddy. you gotta get the next one

>not getting extra ketchup on your tacos

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pizza

Why does PooFC treat every fight like it's the event of the year? So much fucking stalling, Jesus Christ.

yes

>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS

MACKENZIE DERN

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they lost the story and got flushed hard

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thats lobster, wheres the steak?

>when the baby blood hits too hard

Boomers report in

CONTINUED

Charles Oliveira vs. Justin Gaethje
Rose Namajunas vs. Carla Esparza
Michael Chandler vs. Tony Ferguson
Mauricio Rua vs. Ovince Saint Preux
Randy Brown vs. Kalinn Williams

REPLY HERE WITH YOUR PICKS IF YOU STILL HAVEN'T
GOD BLESS, FUCK UKRAINE

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they look like wood- and dark elves or some shit from Oblivion what the fuck is this

I’m going to have to go with keep it b

why is he doing this racist stat

Bad form, she should be holding it at the bottom.
Would not bang.

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WHATCHING /BOX/..HOLY SHITT THE STRIKING COMPARED TO THIS GAY SHIT LMAO

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>can afford lobster
>cannot afford plates

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pod people

>Orders rare
>Gets rare

few more minutes bros, we bouta be eating good

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im not bisexual, im not. its just that gay porn is so good these days that even a straight dude like me could get off to it. the twinks are more feminine than most girls

>3 hues left

Charles is funneling all the energy. don't be surprised if he decapitates Gaehtje

Tell them to give me my money back because I don't want tapeworms

chuck it

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i have these and i like them

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The life of a bachelor

I've used Beats Flex Wireless Earbuds for about 5 months now. Higly recommend

booba haha
you only got Shogun and Carla right though

Damn didn't notice it, doesn't bother us that much

Cope. They 7-1ed you after 7-1ing the Jews.

CAN'T BE HEEMED
WE ROCK

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Based ruskie, thanks again

that cant be real

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CANT BE MOVED CANT BE ROCKED CANT BE STOPPED

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Here b

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i am convinced that no one in heem knows how to cook

I would have ordered chicken

Creepy af. If you've ever signed up to facebook, your opinions are worthless, and you're a retard.

heeminder that its impossible to beat Carla by decision

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vanilla lavender

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this will be chucky after he checks the first leg kick garth throws.

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she fucks niggers and popped out a nigger child. she must be sacrificed

There's no way all the brazilians lose, this has to be a nightmare

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You don't know what prime rib is... Reeeeeeeeee

kek at the other fighter reactions

that's literally just prime rib

soon to be 0-6 when this boomer trinaldo goes sleepy sleep

Kino walkout

"Iron motivation" cuckler
Rose
Gaycheese

Shes Italian so like day old pizza

/pw/ rise up

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Samsung Galaxy Buds+

massaranduba by split decision

momo is a whore, ferguson is a can
jannies cry over asian women, this will earn me a ban

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if the brazillian wins WE ALL GET BRZILLIAN GF'S THIS YEAR

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WHEN WILL YOU NIGGAS LEARN

Thats what you get for your boy not making weight and ruining this card fuck you

Happened in some recent event if I'm not mistaken

Not a single human being in this picture.

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Be not worried. Angry Charles is merely feeding on the energy of the other brazilians

s o y

Thanks, ill check those out, i only really listen to music on my way to work so anything under 100$ will do

STOP THE FIGHT!!!

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You do it for free LMAO faggot

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Lizard people are real?

under cooked
its picnic food

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>ANOTHER 7-1
ANOTHER 7-1
>ANOTHER 7-1
ANOTHER 7-1
>ANOTHER 7-1
shogun and trinaldo better lose this

half her losses are by decision my boy

I have faith in Olives

was thinking the same thing, the Dark Alliance is absorbing their strength

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bookies love him!

Brazilian girl (girl) friends or girl (male) friends?

Anyone got a stream link?

it's 7-1 all over again

Oliveira killed their whole feng sui. What a heartlet!

I would have ordered medium well to begin with.

Such a dumb wigger, he's lost every bet he's ever placed.

wtf is wrong with her fingers

Fatboy olives
THUG ROSE
Chadler
Shogun
Khaos

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lol, I already ate the food I prepare for this event. I have a shift tomorrow and so do my friends so it ended up just me overeating

Why is espn putting on aids commercials with interracial swinger couples?

Look at her Dad, retard.

>user, there have been rumors that after a string of unfunny posts you're no longer able to compete with the top of the /heem/ division.
>How do you respond to that?

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Choice cuts

I'm getting nervous for real

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Based Roy Jones walkout music JUST BLEED

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this video makes actually kek every time

>ANOTHER 7-1
Come on don't exaggerate

>Shogun vs OSP
Who is this fight for?

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yeah

There's literally nothing wrong with this plate

he isnt white he's black and jewish

>3 wmma
and nothing of value was lost.

How fucking malnurished do you need to be to break both your fucking legs like this?

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I'm starting to realize why you used H

Yup

>portugal
>100% win rate on this card
how can the rest of the world even compete?

Trinaldo Caralho!

Question, i had cowboy before he pulled out, do i have to redo my pick?

for all you late niggas here are the official picks

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>kitchen staff could be arsed wiping their messy work off the side of the plate
This is normal in America apparently.

disgusting

Yeah but huebros think about it. I want Gaethje to win but Olives is last and hues scored the 1 after going down 7.

>bong doesn't know what prime rib is

the real ones

duuuuuudee.....................

It's Drake, what do you expect? I even thought about betting Charles after I saw this

Brazilbros I don't feel so good...

As long as Charles win

beans on toast tier

I kneel pork chopbro

What one is Brazilian?

more crotchsniffing

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And you are a literal faggot

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heembros please, i'm on no fap, don't post thick asian chicks im beggin ya

Cosign, Jose

double amputee bros.....

Hey fellas I have a bit on an inappropriate question. Feel free not to answer if it makes you uncomfortable. Would you have consensual intercourse with Megan Olivi given the opportunity?
(Jannies please go easy)

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In the last card when Oliveira fought, every brazillian except Charles lost, Nunes lost but not Charles.

roberts is a turbo can, trinaldo gets his last highlight tonight

It's Brazil night, like it was China night one time. I think it makes logistics easier.

Trinaldo is heeming here. Hues don't get your 1 too early.

kek

>infinite Olivi butts

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Even tho Brazilians are a bunch of mutts, they hold a special place in my heart.

Ronaldo the goat striker, Roberto Carlos the goat at free kicks. Rivaldo the goat at commanding a team. Simple as.

bings til tony?

Are there too many Brazilians in the UFC?

>Glover
>God of War
We're good

Oliveira
Rose
Ferguson
Rua
Williams

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nah

at least 3, maybe 4 days

Does anyone have that pic of the Brazilian who posted that banana pizza he ordered?

only after marriage

I'm be really mad cause I ordered triple mashed potatoes, no corn or greens

based

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Yes I am watching the fight on a free stream

Care to share you beautiful double cheeked douche

Paying them to fight is saving UFC money.

>Even tho Brazilians are a bunch of mutts
yo better get used to it.

who /tony/ here?

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Fights been cancelled, Hap got arrested

So if the guy that step in wins it counts as correct? Just making sure.

if trinaldo loses to this absolute can then brazil is 100% cursed this event

based and bravebrowserpilled

is this your first event?

I wonder how this bitch looks like nowadays

I'm a Brave Brazilian®. I'm actually not Brazilian though.

holy fuck I literally screamed out loud

choose 1:
1 - rose is your gf
2 - rose is your mom
3 - rose is your gf and your mom
4 - you become rose's shoe

Love seeing the rise in wmbf relationships. We shall end racism once and for all, whitebros.

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*pisses and shits all over ur face*

No. Sanko, mos def

We self segregate ;)

Tony?

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worldbros how we feelin?

Has Roberts landed a single significant strike?

how is it that theres still these retards in every thread? you google MMA streams that its that's all you do and then they all come up its literally the most dumbfuck simple thing

she looks lieke every other 30 something chick

Just like WMMA, great for padding fight night cards and prelims in general.

Dude trained death clutch. He’s already won.

Sort of

Fight in the crowd kek

/tony/ here!

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Remember Brazil scored their 1 after Germany went up 7 - 0.

Trinaldo got that old man strength

just a friendly reminder that iron mike chandgod is not only hapslosive, but aceplosive as well. With the new addition of ace, team chandgod is performing at an all time high.

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Americans think that "prime rib" isn't a steak. Lol.

I think they're feds desu senpai

>fight in the crowd more exciting than the actual fight
lmaoooo poofc on suicide watch

STREAM??????

Whats going on in the crowd?

Holy fucking kek lmao

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My real mother is a broken woman. I'll always love her but that shit is hell. I'll go with shoe, please.

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Fuck Dana

only real ones remember boxxy

10-9 Trinaldo, DOMINANT cage control from start to finish.

>40 amateur and 25 pro fights
>losing badly to a 43 year old journeyman
How bad is Roberts?

based crowd

i can confirm

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Lol why do I see so many people get uppity over strikes after the horn? I'm not a fighter but I assume once you're set on a combo you can't really just stop int he middle of it.

the people's main event

ovostreams
methstreams

if you are in the streets and you see a soccer game, a basketball game, a ufc game, and a street fight you watch the street fight

I Schaubbed myself and slipped on it when I tried to run away

YOUR A FUCKING RETARD YOU GOING DOWN LITTLE RETARD GEEZ HOW COULD YOU BE SO DUMB

I hate these god damn commentators so much, this isn’t a fucking pawldcast. No one cares about your opinions on taking too many amateur fights or who did what fucking a decade ago. Talk about the fight, when will they retire these fucking boomers and let the power team of Cruz and Skanko join Anik

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He's an athlete not a fighter, no real killer instinct.

>Imagine losing to your dad

thought Trinaldo started well but then struggled to land in the later half of the round

10-9 Roberts prob

very

fight in audience, wish i could watch that too

lol

kek

kocked out by michel perreria when he was still doing flips and shit so he's pretty bad

fight is scrapped, goofing the winning pick will be just cropped a bit

feds really don't care about streams and minor copyright stuff

took a pic with her a few years ago in nyc

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The BIRTH of his adopted son? Where are these nigga babies coming from?

>Ronaldo the goat striker, Roberto Carlos the goat at free kicks. Rivaldo the goat at commanding a team
literally all wrong

hope somebody got footage of that fight in the crowd

No, because I love and respect my wife.

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Boxxy was a gawldess b. She was my first ever crush as a kid.

Who's got a webm of the crowd fight?

sorry i cant abandon my boy

yes,but lose cruz and have Sanko do it topless

This isn't the 1930's anymore, Grandpa. Informal is cool.

>OH HE'S HURT
>I'll grapple him!

HEEEEEEM WOBBLY

I don't think it was malnourished so much as he landed too stiff with no prebend in his knees to go the right way

When is Gooby fighting tonight?

Gaethje
Namajunas
Chandler
Rua
Williams

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What news from the other provinces?

>moot alive
>a few years ago

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM SEIZURE

that fucking wobble holy jej

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I remember now that Mexican user who told the story a few times about how he got heemed by his uncle at a family bbq kek

I knew Trinaldo would win. Dude is fucking 27 - 8.

sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

he looks like a monkey but honestly that's the man i'm pulling for. never gonna go for a br*t

Sometimes I forget zoomers exist and then I see posts like this. I wanna go back.

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BOOMER BROS WE WON
TONY CSO

I don't want to see Trinaldo losing bros... he's a sweet guy and gives all his money to his family

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that wobble KEEEEEEEEEEKKK

They look really big for 170

of course its a bong fighter who will break brazil's losing streak

dc shouting corner instructions

ISLAM DUCKED TRINALDO

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LMAO HE FUCKING MALFUNCTIONED
ONE WAY TO QUEER STREET

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You're right, just shut up if you have nothing to say. I swear these fights would be better with no commentary.

I miss Goldy

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HEEEM jksdhfksjdhgskdjhgkshjd

What are his real intentions? Is he going to create a plantation? Why is it always white men

He put a deposit down on one.

Trinaldo has old man strength

Dumb mfer

heard a huge portal opened in Kvatch

it's a roast

Fucking monkey Trinaldo cost me a rd 2 KO bet to win $600

hello sirs

Damn I let the bookies fool me again. Looking at this fight it seemed obvious that Trinaldo would win but I doubted it.

boomer chads these kids can't handle our strength, Tony wins

i love her bro. but she definitely started the e-thot shit and led to the shit we have today

Trinaldo using telepathy again

holy shit trinaldo almost broke his neck there

HE'S LOOPY

Thanks brother

dementia x CTE is a powerful combo...

>Gets a finish him wobble
>Immediately bull rush him to the cage and hug him
>Does it again and goes for a guillomeme instead
Brazilians fighters are retarded and deserve every bad thing that will come to the (besides Charles)

>Br*tish """boxing"""
>Brazilian intelligence

is this just welterweight jai herbert