Star Whores

More like a mentally deficient hive mind

PEOPLE ARE FILTERING OUT MY GARBAGE PLEASE STOP, DERAILING THREADS ON A MONGOLIAN BARBEQUE RECIPE BOARD IS ALL I HAVE LEFT

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She should wear heels. Give her stripper heels and a graphic presentation about how she got corrupted.

KOTOR DID IT KOTOR DID IT

Honestly I'd love to see dark Rey, that doesn't change the fact that I'm expecting TROS to be a complete shitshow.

Will be pure kino, even if only for 5 seconds.

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>Dark Rey appears for a fifteen second vision
>By far and away going to be the most used outfit for cosplay thots
>in 15 years, Disney's empowering female character is going to be remembered as 'that goth slut at the convention'
BASED

Next to her toxic nazi bf.

At least the hentai will be good.

Faggot shit

star wars is dead to me so i really dont give a fuck its obvious they are making shit up as they go along

Apparently she has some cool new switchblade lightsaber, which imo indicates that it's going to be more than a 15 seconds long vision.

I'm already fapping.

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>hentai
>Good
Pick one. Good porn isn't censored.

Reylos need the rope

>Meant to be powerful feminist icon
>The only thing people like about her is that she might get in a relationship with a guy
Do you think KK is angry about this or will she happily embrace it so SW retains at least a few fans?

Why would that indicate anything?
You do know that the art department back in the 70-80s, and 00s spent months creating characters, ships, and sets that were in the movies for not even 5 seconds of screentime?

yeah like the past 10 years didn't keep me off this place why the fuck would this? i survived fake ass alita "safe place for pedo expression" threads so why would i give a shit about rey? i like skinny girls with tight bodies anyway, the whole "thicc" meme is fat kids with gross bodies coping.

Sometimes I larp as a reylo to rile people like you up. Sometimes I samefag, saying all reylos must die. Great fun.

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>teasing Palpatine
>teasing dark side Rey
You just know on release that Palaptine wont be in the movie and at best, dark side Rey is just a nightmare or trick played for 5 seconds before going back. Fuck this

She's shlicking to Driver along with other reylo niggers.

Sorry user, I meant 'at least the drawn porn by big dicked western artists will be good'

>Cool toy
>Cool costume
>Cool lightsaber
Let's not pretend like it's not made to sell toys. Depends on whether they learned their lesson about cool designs without cool backstory not selling.

That's better. I up incase draws some futa Rey pegging Kylo.

They are literal paid shills, Disney always does it

She is fucking Driver user, she is gonna get female Weinstiened, but it will be okay because 'women can't rape'

"Episode VIII didn’t really derail anything..."
~ JJ Abrams

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This. Would have partially redeemed that shitshow.

So is the D23 footage going to be released?

Of all the plot blue balls I got from TLJ that one is the worst.

It could have been "I am your father" level shit.

Would have made sense too, kinda. First person to truly show interest in her and all that.

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No cause that trailer will never be released publically, just like the superior mandalorian trailer from sw celebration 2019 was never released, though it did leak in low quality eventually, instead we got the no dialogue one

>rey and finn

they knew each other for like 10 hours? lmao

>Every single post about star wars, good or bad, is a shill
Imagine living your life like this.

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Hot. Sex tape when?

Watch it just be "Her" Lightsaber colour even though it's already established that Red's created through the use of the dark side and is a siphon of Dark Side energy

They just showed it on GMA like 15 minutes ago

imagine being this new

These people call posters who don't care about the new poster being boring shit shills too. What a way to exist.

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>Rey and Finn
>Knew each other for 10 hours
>Rey and Kylo
>Knew each other for 5 hours. Had multiple arguments about murder. First meeting he literally tortured her
I mean, I prefer Reylo to whatever fucked up name they are calling Finn and Rey, but you aren't winning an argument like that user.

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It's obvious it's another vision like in TFA, there's no way they would spoil it in the trailer if it really was the main plot twist of the movie

Yeah but it was like, sexual torture

Yeah but he's a hot Chad and they touched hands.

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So, is she literally turning to the dark side, or will this be the standard nuWars PMS trip where she's "dark" for ten minutes then ascends to feminist godhood and saves the universe from the First Order patriarchy while throwing her bloody tampon at the ghosts of Luke and Yoda?

i am not defending the other shit either but pretending that they are "best friends" is just retarded. Finn spend more time with the asian cunt than rey

Yea Forums is tsundere

>double-bladed saber finally works like I always imagined
It's something.

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If her actually going dark side was gonna be legit they wouldn't have leaked it. You dumb faggots are falling for fake hype. Nothing "leaks" in 2019 anymore without it being bullshit tactics

Kill yourself shill

Bretty cool laser sword.

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omg this is so fucking sad

>Double lightsaber that turns into double ended lightsaber
This is even more retarded than Kylo's crosslightsaber

Literally no one thinks she will turn.

Wow, it looks worse than the fan art.

>People claim not to care about nuwars, but you saw what happened with that poster
You seem to misunderstand
People actively want it to fail, so in that way yes, they do "care"

But literally why?

Daisy looking very hot. Fapfapfap.

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Man that sucked

DAMN! I didn't know Boyega was so BUTCH.

The short time makes Reylo make more sense.

Imagine a girl goes out clubbing. She arrives there at 8 and heads in. It's the type of place where the music is blaring and drinks flow freely. She meets some guy.
He's pretty average, but seems nice enough.They share a couple drinks and dance a bit. Have a bit of friendly banter. But the music is so loud they can't really have a proper conversation.
Then at like 12 she says she's bored of this place and heads off. He gives her his number, says "call me", and they go their separate ways.
She decides to go to a different venue. Ends up at a smaller place. There's less people there. There's music, but it's quieter. More mood setting.
She meets another guy. He's dark and brooding and mysterious. They sit down together in a little out of the way corner and spend the next few hours having a deep and meaningful conversation about their lives, their hopes, their dreams.
It's 3 or 4 in the morning. She heads home with tall dark strangers number in her phone.

Now who's she more likely to call? The average guy she had some ultimately meaningless fun dancing with, or the guy who opened up to her and she had a deep connection with?

Well... OP called it

Based time traveler

You gave this alot of thought.

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Kill yourself hole

That double bladed saber looks retarded as fuck. Why is it already on before it's in its proper configuration?

Multi track slicing.

OHO NO NO NO NO
The shots with the two fleets was pretty decent though, not gonna lie. Maybe Mouse Wars will finally have some good and slightly unique visuals

Why is he so WIDE

That's a good thing.

I don't care for capeshit but I really would like Daisy Riddler to bully me for only having a 7" lightsaber

If the latter guy also murdered her friends then i'd say she would be more likely to go with the former.

He didn't murder anyone, it was the gang he's involved with. But he wants out and to start a new life with her.

>"didn't murder anyone"
>literally murdered his own father

He feels really bad about it ;_;

Yes, this, I think so too.

Looks gay who cares after last jedi though

They hated Jesus

>make her evil in the last movie. John snow stabs her with a lightsabre as she goes to take the throne. Bantha appears out of nowhere and crushes the throne with bantha poodoo.

like pottery.

What if she was just menstruating and turned back to normal a week later?

Kill yourself shill

why is every zoomer a cuck or a faggot?

Not the first time a JJ ruined starwars.

How about you go fuck yourself? I hate mousewars more than most people. This movie is probably going to be as fucking shit as the previous two, but this trailer alone has been more interesting to look at than the rest o this dreadful trilogy has so far. Doesn't stop it from being ridiculous. Dude Double bladed lightsabers, you remember those right? You like Darth Maul right? How about Imperial Class Star Destroyers? And Thrawn? That'll make you buy tickets, right!?
I wouldn't be surprised if they threw in Battle Droids of Naboo Starfighters, Boba Fett's son or even Dex Jetser for fuck's sake

nice try shill

Guys, what if Rey has to literally fight her dark side version from the evil universe?

Based Psychic user

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I'm hoping it's a clone and she has to kill it

God I hope this is fake. This is somehow WORSE than lightsaber helicopters. JFC.

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Close, it's like the forest on Degobah where luke fought a ghost of vader that was actually himself.

It'as that again

Did somebody say lightsaber helicopters.....

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t.seething mousedrone

why are her eyes halfway down the frame in the first shot?

makes her look like a midget.

Not even in trending that's how low Star Wars is now

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But that's two different people

>The shots with the two fleets was pretty decent
that's was the worse part of a trailler filled with nostalgia pandering and shit

>Inquisitor movie
>It ain't Sheev starts playing

I thought it was going OK right up until that very last bit

Kys even Kylo is second international right now

>universe has built in corruption
>none of the porn takes advantage of this

>being a unironically shill
go and kill yourself with some Rose tico toys

under rated

thats what I thought too. It's almost like that crudely put Reys face on top of the first shot just for the trailer.

Are they just going to make a movie out of ideas Yea Forums came up with to make the last jedi sick less

His father didn't raise him and wanted to kill him. He wanted to blow up the planet his son was in, remember? What Kylo did was self defense.

Because they need to make New things to make people excited o something...Just a light saber is not anough these days...then we have dumb shit like the roflcopter sabers from the cartoons

>30 nuwars threads in the catalog right now
>Archive full of rey threads no one picked up

BASED PSYCHIC user!

>hurr durr Disney marketers are going to flood this board so this means you love nuwars!
Kys

this

And there's the nigger with the afro. Black women can only be portrayed as mechanics with afros now.