UFC 274 Game Thread #6

all of my family is dead

>tfw cowboy is released before fighting again

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Anyone here watching the UFC 274 prelims?

based and checked
fuck poopy

heemed his own hand against forehead

A toast, to heem

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Pick the Mountain dew. Diet is for fat people to cope.

I find almost every WMMA fighter somewhat attractive

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Nobody

Carla Esparza could heem my dick if you catch my drift.

>they fucked up the pics
poofc indeed

Why are all Brazilians journeymen? Why do they have no dominant champions like BLACKS do?

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lmao that glitch

ngl I always root for my picks to win

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No nachos today bros....

What the hell I thought he heemed his arm when he fought Kai? And then had FOTN vs Moreno?
My brain must've switched them

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Olives is a big guy

is she wearing shapeware? or are there really women like this with fat in only the right places

lmfao

Fat whore

>tf
>tp

Stop it lad, you're fucking embarrassing us. She's literally obese. her stomach hangs down over her cunt.

explain

holy fuck Charles is huge

Bruce should announce Schnell's mom died to the audience so they all know too

He shouldve been released after his last fight.

:(

who's that?

>Glover has been beaten by 3 Bellator niggas
UFCucks...

>russia picks bro turned into an autistic thread splitter

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why the FUCK do they have MMA and boxing on at the same time?

Is Matt the retarded fighter? I know there's one but I can't remember who. He sure looks tismy.

for real b?

new intern fucked it up

at least it's not anime

Who here has CookSkillz?

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I've been beating it to arianny for like 10 yrs now before I even watched MMA back in HS she still fine

There's nothing sacred to jewfc. Remember when they sold the Walt Harris fight on his daughter's murder?

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If you find Hill and Nunes attractive youve gotta be gay.

he's always been a power tripping faggot

i dont care about carla esparaza or rose namajuanas.

This thread is going so fast that no one will know that I touch myself to Usman bunda pics at night.

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OHHHHHHH HES OUT

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this thread was way early it is not his fault!!

PooFC is fucking on every weekend.

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I read that as "a tranny."

keyword almost, every fighter lol

Why didn't Schnell fight the people who lost his mother? Was he too busy training?

you just know

>find stream
>complains about my using adblocker
>report it
anyone else do that?

Who here grows their own Herbz?

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do you say no homo before or after?

we get it his mom is dead

>HE MUST BE VERY EMOTIONAL HIS MA JUST DIED

Getting a one night stand ugly chick pregnant is genuinely a fate worse than death

me in the versace shirt

OH HE'S HURT

you just KNOW

>Morbid obesity.

wow the implications for the flyweight division of the ufc are huge with this fight..

>number 6 and 9
>prelims

state of the flyweight division

Heem tappy

Only lost mate. She might turn up one day.

Royval is legit, he always does this routine, let's see if he pulls through

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he's carrying that dead mum energy. does give a fuck

HEEM TAPPY

speaking from experience?

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HEEM TAPPY

TAPPY

So this is the power of dead moms...

Fuck Dana

>DOUBLE TAP
>AGGRESSIVELY
>IN 3 SECONDS
Heartlet
Heartlet
Heartlet
Heartlet
Heartlet

OOOOH

HEEM DOUBLE TAPPY

kek holy shit

Flyweight fights are more fun than heavyweight fights. Fat fucks will deny this.

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HEEM DOUBLETAPPY

>Dead mom and 1st round submission loss
Grim

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So much for doing this for his Mum huehuehuehue

heem double tappy

KWAB

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
JUST HOW GOOD IS VOLKANOVSKI

wow that was terrible

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>4 fights in 2 hours
god damn the filler is gonna suck

DOUBLE TAP

HEEM DOUBLE TAPPY TAPPY

cut schnell, that was so fucking embarassing
captcha:NXASS

cheerio

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that was spicy
Schnell overcommitted though, really chasing the heem poor lad and ended up getting caught in a slick guillotine

Shieet. Too emotional

OOOOH HE DOUBLE TAPPED

Poopy in my mouth

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I’m sad now

had a close call, I was planning on suicide until she said she got her period

>tapping that fast
what a fucking faggot

KWAB

Damn that was non stop action, crazy pace.

HEEEEEEM DOUBLE TAPPY

Amazing.

If you tap with both hands it counts as 2 losses

A mega tap?

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AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MY NECK I AM LE TAPPING

GODVAL
GODVAL
GODVAL
GODVAL
GODVAL

Double tab

RAW DOGGED

I love Brandon Royval

So does this mean his lost mother won't be found? I assume these competitions are like video games or 90s movies.

RAWDAWG'D

>family member dies
>lose the next fight
many such cases!

sorry mom

hes gonna cry now

Wait hold on, when did Cowboy step out of the fight? i didn't knew he was out, what will happen to all the picks that choose cowboy like mine?

>mom died
>tap 2 sec after the choke goes in
>tap with both hands while doing the chicken wing
this man has no heart

pretty heartbreaking desu

i dont know man

fucking kek DC pointed out the double tap too KWAB

Just how good was Buster Douglas?

don't leave a kid fatherless you goof

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>mum dies
>Gets heemed live on tv
Does he get found dead in an hotel room soon?

i hate women and dogs so much it's unreal

kek

if anik and olivi had a baby bros...

>be a fucking cage fighter fighting on tv
>*Anik* "would be a real shame if I reminded you of your dead mom while you are trying to concentrate"
>HEY EVERYONE DID YOU KNOW SCHNELL LOST HIS MOM A FEW WEEKS AGO???

No one in /heem/ trains or knows what it feels like to be choked and yet you'll make fun of a pro fighter for being a "bitch" for tapping.

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You got goofed bro

They shouldn't even allow shit like this. Why do they want to make us sad

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No mom to disappoint. No big deal, bro.

what a story loss

what a massive pussy. real ones sleep

Yeah, it's depressing, but dying is natural. You don't get superpowers if all your family dies tragically.

>heemed
he wishes

bros that wasn't even deep
volkanovski would have laughed at that shit

too soon but dubs does confirm

HEY BOOYYYSSS!!!!!

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royval is the one who never calls anyone out right?

Royval is legit. I would like to see him improve his defense and hopefully they keep him moving up the ranks

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Is Royval Mexican? Peurto Rican? Phillipino? Can't tell ol

You probably will get you money back

Family member pandering as bad as that one fighter and dad in the aspinall card

KWAB

>tapping to a guillotine

Didn't even get heemed. He tapped.
You better believe I'd be going out heem or be heemed if my mom died.
This man is NOT a real one.

Deecee handmogged

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Overplayed my hand lads

Girl wanted to wank with me on the phone but I pushed her to videocall and she said give her 5 minutes amd now she went to bed fs

2nd biggest story loss ever after that guy with the dying father in the audience?

>not a single commentator said its tight
>it was tight

they focused the camera on Royval cause Schnell was crying I told you

Volkanovski would NEVER

What the fuck

You are taking an L bro sorry

which one?

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why dont they just stand up bros?
he could have just stood up

one hundo on that g

gonna keep my power and permaheem spain from picks once and for all
adios

Triple H cornering royval

hard agree

gotta say, I'm digging Buffer's Magic Eye jacket

Not real sex anyway. Who cares? Jerk off in peace.

Mike Grundy, I think he got cut the other day too

imagine getting raped by them
is this what women feel?

2022 is the year of FUCK YO DEAD MOMS
>kanye
>cucked
>schnell
>TAPPYHEEMED

It's OVER dead momsisters!

JUST GIRLS OUT ON THE TOWN HAVING FUN!!!!

>ywn get fucked by her in amazon position with her hands wrapped around my throat

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As JDS once said, "This isn't a Disney movie."

doctros pepes

Imagine Gabi Garcia giving you a furious HJ

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Who the fook is this bald black woman?

>Haven’t touched a women ever
I feel so ashamed saying I would

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WHo here makes eddies?

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I'd tap you in 20 seconds fucking nerd bitch

wtf is this garbage

the green label mikes in the back

>muh hair
oh my days