UFC 274 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #

shout out my man hap

You forgot the number of the thread russianbro. But thanks as always for the new bread.

Why are all Brazilians journeymen? Why do they have no dominant champions like BLACKS do?

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im going to post first and hopefully people will reply to me and ill feel less alone

>the ufc pushing drake love for gaethje

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Do Gaycheese have a chance in this fight? It seems like if Oliveira ever gets close enough to grab him at all, it's over.

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megan feetlivi

Only $99.98? Wow what a deal

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Brazilians are black

Badmen reporting in.

De Lima is such a shitter kek

because we are white

How much did his new tattoos weigh bros?

>100 dollery doos for a UFC card
paypigs...
do you really do this...

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Fuck Dana

Name one dominant Brazilian champion who can't lose any given tonight. EVEN Silva had losses to Japanese bums before his Weidman humiliation.

good luck with that leaf

post the kay hansen eating a dick webm

I'm just not gonna give them any money lol

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name 1 black champion who is dominant
>jones
lost to reyes and santos
>mighty mouse
kod by rando in one
>ngannou
lol
>usman
lost to colby got choked out by nobody

guy looks pregnant.

Aspinall has trained with elite boxers like fury.. He's 6ft5, athletic and well rounded.

Your Nig will get STOPPED by Aspinall. I promise you.

What happened to Yoel? He's a bum now.

Enjoy prison dipshit

rest in peace larry king

100$ for what?, to watch it live in the stadium or through tv?

Is there a russian picks bro? I haven't done mine yet

IT'S ONLY $100

JUST BUY IT YOU CHEAP FUCK

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>Brazilian "champions"
Kek this is what hues call excellence. This is one fight ago.

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how much the tickets were? i would only pay a 100 bucks to watch it live and scream FUCK YOU DANA RETARD NIGGER

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Bros it's so FUCKING cold here today does anyone want to cuddle with me to stay warm

loooove that chikn from popeyes!

Has he fought since that shameful display that was the Israel fight?

I ordered food but it's not coming for another hour

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what'd i miss so far bros

100 bucks? Hmm...it's a good deal but I'm thinking I'm gonna go with uhh....free

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holy shit its jd and turk

Oh for sure there's no way Woodley could ever lose to Jake Paul he trained with Floyd Mayweather b

If I wasn't poor I would definitely give money to Daddy Dana. If you don't pay, you don't have boycott power.

what is the point of watching this garbage if you're not giving Dana your money?

Streaks
Lobster
Booze
Heems

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Tony dies soon

Imma go get the heems, get the heems

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hmm... are bulgarians white? idk if i should cheer for this as a race fight or a normal one.

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no problem b *shoots for the double leg sprwawls you out and enters your guard*

Just took 3g of shrooms for this shitty card. Lesssgggooo

calm down chicano is not even their night

kek

megan tier shook

Absolute cope. Jones was dominant when he was champ and when he went away DC was. Ngannou is dominant. Usman is dominant. Some fluke loss a million years ago means nothing.

bla/goy/

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So yanks pay 400 a month to watch these semen slurpers?

I would actually go buy a Subway sandwich if I never had to see one of these shitty ads again

Enjoy mate

They’re charging $100 for this shit now? Lol. Lmao

actually made be lol

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He died a long ago in that fight with Gaethje.

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Imagine adopting a nigglet in the hopes it furthers your career in the anti-white establishment we are living under.
>NO REFUNDS!

Faggot janny eat my cock. I'll post it again, nigger loving pussy

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>Ice Man's theme

What if Rose and Gaethje both lose? Is the Wittman meme over?

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pls fellas

SLOW DOWN

>

THINK BEFORE POSTING

>

THREADS ARE MOVING TOO FAST (FOR MY AUTISM)

pls

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Why would I do that when Chatri gives out much better cards for free

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based jim

based blagoy

the deal was 100 dollars for this card and a year pass for new users

>brian will never kiss you like this
why live?

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wait it's really only 100$? thats nothing. so that's what I'll be paying, nothing hahahahaha

>ordered a sushi platter
>it just got here
>can't wait to tuck in
>gf is on the phone consoling her sister who just got broken up with and asked me to wait

I'm not gonna make it

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He's a Bellator fighter now.

Marcos Rogerio de Heema

ratio + touch grass

Both guys look like they've given up :(

How do you survive a knife to the heart?

Thanks b

Woodley isn't well rounded. as soon as people realized how to beat him it was over.

Aspinall is good EVERYWHERE. Also, he's 6ft5 and athletic. He's better than Gane on the feet and on the ground. All these heavyweights know what time it is.

Ngannou trying to cash out with getting battered by Fury in a boxing ring lmao. He knows.

THE FIGHT IS ON

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based

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its not fucking fair

There has never been a dominant non-journeyman hue champion.

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LETS GO COUSIN !!!!!

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FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTING

>shrooms for a UFC card
Go out in nature or something friend. I watched MMA on acid once and I was sad that people were punching each other consensually

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Islam

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tawlfness

Wait..is this true? For this trash card?

what does kissing a female human being feel like?

Blogay

Middleweight or Light Heavyweight?

who heems the heemers

>not isolating your lover from her shitty friends and family
ngmi b

perfect nipples

Do they get the other UFC events as part of espn +?

PAY THE FUCKING $100

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Oh Luke what is you doin bby...is this the fight with the best looking male fighters possibly ever?

is the russian pick guy still around?

any link?

i'd slam

mma is so cringe and gay

Where my fish and chips boys at??

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>name 1 black champion who is dominant

ebony mike perry is the most dominant black champion of all time

would suck these latina nipples

THE BULGARIAN BOA CONSTRICTOR

canzilians cant fight

kek

Here we are then... the fans...

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Moving to BT Sport 1HD LIVE now lads. Shit just got a whole lot better. Poured myself a tea to quietly enjoy during the prelim HEEEMS. This is MMA refinement.

nah, it's $75

i think its the ufc pass thing you get extra content and past fights or whatever

this is exactly what i'm talking about
useless empty post made by selfish moron

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tasty

heem nutty

cam on blaboy

middleweight

Can Brazilians stop kicking people in the fucking nuts? God damn you people are cheats.

Marc "The second best referee" Goddard looking built

that dude got 3 nipples

What comes after a HARD warning?

Charles Oliveira vs. Justin Gaethje
Rose Namajunas vs. Carla Esparza
Michael Chandler vs. Tony Ferguson
Mauricio Rua vs. Ovince Saint Preux
Randy Brown vs. Kalinn Williams

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heeem nutty

do the refs have new outfits tonight? i swear they don't usually dress this like

a severe warning

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OLD MAN FIGHT CANCELLED

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

point taken b

do something about it!?

A stern warning.

>Go out in nature or something friend.
I would like to but it's 1:15am, yeah it is really weird but people do all sorts of fucked up shit consensually
Thanks lad

The refs should be shirtless as well
don't @ me

"hard" warning

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A FINAL warning

heem nutty

you have at least another 3 bongs of fights user, you'll be fine

>Dana cuts both

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bulgarians have no heart, they are the scandinavians of the balkans, cold, but probably the most inteligent

An INVASIVE warning. You have to bend over to receive it.

yeah welcome to two hours ago

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that's Costa already winning the story. if he wasn't on a two fight losing streak he'd have nothing to worry about.

>owwwie my tummy hurtyy

company faggot

kek

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show the lobster

Blagoycucks...

what a cool place to live

this fat boy is quick as frick

*visualises heeming you*
*heems you as per visualisation*

What are you drinking? Thinking of getting some crown

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Gaethje
Namajunas (fuck wmma)
Chandler
Rua
Brown

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I might not make it b... go on without me

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>gaycheese
>rose
>chandler
>osp
>kaos

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Russobro bread is back.
Let's go Blagoy. He looks like a character from GTA IV

prosecuted by whomstv'e

NOW IN THE RED CORNER INTRODUCING

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de lima throwin meaty combos

de lima has SWINGS

Grabbed your IP and sending it to her. Enjoy jail bucko

Blagoyim...

I want to be reborn as a Montenegrin

what is this shitty new outfit all the refs are wearing. is it Arizona's fault?

Gaycheese
Rose
Chandler
Rua
Williams

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like nothing unironically

Patrón Añejos

nice , mate.

Reminder that Blagoy is unheemable

So confirmed it was an empanada right?

Where is Niko Bellic from?

Got some Seagram's vodka for $12 for a 1.75L

If he could actually heem people we'd call him de Heema haha

de lima looks like he's made out of mud

pizza has arrived

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bums

HWsissies... we're about to witness a hemem... r-right?!

based bolgarian ivan, ten more minutes, meng

Cmon Goy. I need a 2nd round sub

Blagoy veyvanon

clayface irl

Serbia

>someone post live stream
someone post live stream
>someone post live stream
someone post live stream
>someone post live stream
someone post live stream
>someone post live stream
someone post live stream

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send it back

bags of sand

Oliveria
Rose
Chandler
OSP
Brown

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>olives

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wtf is that

holy yum
save a slice for me yeah

live stream

Based rich bro, enjoy it

thats a lot of picks

If you want it go out and get it, if you want it go out and get it

Balkans.

do your reps king

finally polishing off an old bottle of madeira

How could you not have at least a few streams saved by now?

maybe

Iron Skull

Tonybros, what's the strategy for tonight?

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can't argue against this
imanov for the win - one for the introverted autists

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Based im doing some burgers, booze, and cookies

He looks like the zombie from Scooby Doo

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Blagoyim I...

too old

damn i forgot the lhw division existed

>ordering dirt as a topping

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>blagoy clinching and shooting
fuck this pussy

>duckduckgo
>ufc stream
>17 billion results

what if i dont wanna?

>tentpole PPV
>but with a cozy mid-tier fightnight thread ambiance
very nice

you should shoot up the place

I'm thinking of ordering some food, any recs, brazillian friend?

it depends
my first kiss was in a party at 13 i went straight to a slightly roastie and asked to her could you give me a kiss? she was with her friend and she kinda gave it to me out of pity
it feel that good
that same night was dancing with A SUPER FATTY then we kissed and that shit was nasty
my third and last kiss was another party i joined the party already fucking drunk the first girl i've saw i just danced a lil bit with her and without saying a word we went 5 minutes kissing
felt good
this was 8 years ago btw shit did not end well

uuuuuuuuuuh sauce?

uhhh uhhhhh uhhhh
a gentleman never tells

google methstreams MMA

>MRDL
fuck me...

Shrimp bros.. Where are you at?

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Cry more about dana then lose and cry some more

Imagine how scary fighting at heavyweight would be. You can literally die at any time.

>le fat pillowfisted heavyweights
when will it end

some are doubled because of menstrual cowsoy

for me its mount gay rum

Looks like my fucking ex. Bitch would pick everything off the pizza and leave the crust and dough

bro those are like $20 a box that shit is foul

>PACK DATE 06/17/2021

grim

Loopy 30-26'd the MuscleHue btw

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Did you guys know this guy beat THE Fedor Emeliastanko at combat sambo in 30 years ago?

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honestly .... i wouldnt convict if i were on the jury

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heavywieghtsisters..... wtf????

for me it's the humble scallop

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Is this meant to be Neapolitan? Jesus fucking Christ b, go back to the store with it and GnP the manager.

i don't usually watch boxing but this fight is gonna be hype

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Sushi is always a good call for me, healthy and delicious

More like de Pillowfist

Leviticus 11:9-12

blagoy looks invincible. doesn't move an inch when he gets punched

damn this fight is only in the 2nd round????? this shit is slow af

Blagoyachads...

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Fialho is already on the Singapore card. Massive real one.

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Blagoy will lose by split decision a third time in a row

>he hurt him with that left hand!

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HEEEEEEEM

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this sure is a blagoi ivanoff fight

good post

>Mexican ginger vs. Russian Korean
honestly kinda kino, is globalism rlly so bad?

my most important first kiss was my first day in this school. it was light.
anyway i got kissed by aunties a bunch of times, its feels like full, and tongue doesnt have a taste

cam on blaboy

holy shit, my ex did the EXACT same fucking thing. Absolutely disgusting

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Tomorrow is Sunday and we eat from the sea in that day.

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spicy fat fucking retards

yo i use this stuff it's pretty good. just a couple basic seasonings mixed together

1 1 or 2 0 goy?

Derrick Lewis couldn't heem Blagoy. This is a guaranteed decision

Olivera
Carla
OSP
Khaos

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these niggas have titanium skulls

Lol i usually associate lobster with rich people food, didnt know that

kek

fucking chad

drank beer and vodka at my friends with a side of lasagna made by us, now just water

Lewis is a pillowfist, only heems chinlets

big fat boomer heemers is my jam

>anyway i got kissed by aunties a bunch of times, its feels like full, and tongue doesnt have a taste
don't think you're meant to tonguekiss your relatives to be honest

My mom was the owner's nurse one time and he met with Trump and their bros. He must be Puerto Rican and likes dabbing on Mexicans.

>ivanov is a ranked HW still
will this division ever recover?

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You guys are all such selfish posters. None of you want to respond to each other and have a discussion. You all just want to post your own little silly shitposts in the childish hope that someone may respond. You're arrogant and self-centered.

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please fire din thomas, his input just breaks the flow and is never insightful

you could cut the entire heavyweight division and literally nobody would give a fuck

>heemers

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Heavyweights make rd2 look like round 4 of a champ fight

Sup bro? What's on your mind?

Cumshot exposed

Yes.

And they're* bros
Gave us a bunch of free spices and shit

5 minutes to make this fatty crazy my guy, maybe he'll wake up, maybe he won't. No matter. Fat HEEEEEMS incoming.

I actually like Blagoy, looks like a cool dude

sloppy hw decision

gassout gassout
two man gassout

fun fact i took this screenshot of conor

Remember when heavyweights used to heem eachother

De Lima looks like the Amerimutt meme kek

Schaub.

>Blagoy's record
I'm scared limabros...

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boyed

this translator is a CHAD

We talk to each other about the heemz. And Blagoy the stab man

Lobsters were actually considered poor folk food in the early days of colonial New England because of how plentiful it was. You could tell how poor someone was by how many lobster shells they had in their trash as you walked down the street. It's what they fed prisoners. Somewhere along the line it became a thing and started to be perceived as a rich people food. Funny how that works.

Renan Problema
Jailton Malhadinho
Marcus Buchecha
Bruno Cappelozza
Hugo Cunha

be honest /sp she would heem your wiener in 30 seconds or less

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FIVE MORE MINUTES IVAN

this is what usada took from us

Wutitdo, G?

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Here's your (You) kid

hemm heem heme

it was nice. and of course it wasn't me who inititiated b..
i fucking hate americans sometimes jesus..

Toss a (You) to your shitposter

Oh /heem/ of plenty

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100% percent agree with this
no one thinks before posting and trash is overflowing at an enormous rate in game threads

think before posting - watch the fights properly
engage in discussion - cure your porn induced adhd etc.

all the heavyweights are locked in a large empty warehouse in a fight to the death, who wins?

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LIMASISTERS!!!!

!!!!!

RISE UP!!!

shes taking me to deep walders b

>Heavyweight outside of the first round
Is there anything worse?

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>you could cut the entire heavyweight division and literally nobody would give a fuck

they don't wanna lose cache with cazzies

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jon
bones
jones.

i dont think the translator even knows what the coach is saying

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Stream link.

Blagoy never heemed never will be

5 round WMMA decision

>Funny how that works.
True, pretty much flipped

Din has better insight than any of the commentators

Going to eat some bananas kek

real one, getting in my next parlay with winning by ko/tko

when they gas in r1
lol no

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women who wrestle.

u shuwld wagg her 2 ur trugg

Would you let Simone Biles take a refresh turd on your face?

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based fatasses

We're not here for discussion idiot, were here to watch the fights and shit post. On weekdays we discuss on /heem/

what are the best non diploma/license jobs that a retard like me can do? got fired from amazon btw

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Meats like pheasant, mutton and rabbit were seen as basic food up until 1990s then they became only available in posh rural pub restaurants

Marc "BASED" Goddard moving the fight along

you cant win a fight to the death on points

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lmao fucking ppv tourist go away faggot

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There's no discussion to be had with /heem/ers. They're not sentient.

Gaethje
Esparza
Chandler
OSP
Williams

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Fuck Blagoy, ruined this fight by being a clinching pussy

I'm usually good at this.. She's fucking a white guy right?

it's the difference between local and global. locally if lobsters are available they're cheap. if you have to ship them around the world they become expensive.

keep needing a piss lads this is annoying

>captcha is pp mm4

he's gonna blow all those fat fucks knees out by teep kicking their knees
hunnid percent b