/box/ - bivol canelo edition

Told my Dad that Canelo wants to fight Usyk and he started laughing, it is funny though eh

Seethe

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No diveposting

Divevol round prediction?

*enters thread*

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SirGAY Dive-a-lot

Go to the Canelo pop up shop

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Who here Restored™ tonight?
Are Zhilei up next.

Mexicans don't care about Yea Forums, they're too busy eating mountains of shit food with their ridiculous 50 person families

I lodged a complaint with DAZN for overcharging me for the PPV — $71.99 instead of $59.99.

kek based

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This undercard is the worst I've ever seen

You should also lodge a complaint with your brain for contemplating even paying $60 for this shitfest

Eddie Hearn is spiritually a jew. Eddie Stern

Check the f1 thread

Nah there’s messicans but they mostly just seem to care about football.
Plus Canelo doesnt seem to capture the hearts of messicans with his careful and calculated boxing. They want to see a slugger go out there and throw punches with no regard, hence why everyone would rather back a guy like bumavidez.

>screams in fear of Usyk and Joshua

Why is there zero hype for this fight

sigh, I guess I'll be the first to say it....

Stream?

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At least there’s no womeme fights. But why the fuck is the DAZN crew either black or womeme?

Canelo has a guaranteed win against Campbell Hatton's pillowfisted bottom on pay per view.

Soft spoken Russian transplant vs a soft spoken Mexican fighting in America
Eddie Hearn does it again I'm afraid, he's changed the game

Because all the heemlets who normally fangirl over Canelo actually have a fight they care more about tonight. Canelo getting mogged by PooFC once again

racist.

Isn't Canelo mainly popular with Mexican women or something? I always seem to hear loads of them shrieking in the crowd when he fights and when he comes on the mic afterwards.

Vipbox

*sighs*...
*unzips*
Welp, open wide bucko.

no one really cares for light heavy and below

There BETTER BE a WOMEN'S FIGHT on this card. I expect it from Eddeh.

stream?

streameast

They're going after the zoomer demographic

Tyson Furys undercard 2 weeks ago was unironically much worse

I'm hyped

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The Crowley Destroyer

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>women desk team
Imagine giving a cent for this kind of production

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>Pound for Pound

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Probably, he's like 5-7 which makes him a giant down there

No one cares about the undercard.
Wait in two hours and you will see the tacoposting.
Canelo hoy gana.
>Julio Cersar Chavez on ESPN
Legenda.

>bummios
stop slurping bums.

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Did Eddie give katie that good dick?

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>canelo is vegan
I now want him to lose.

Yeah that was the worst I've seen on a UK PPV event, and I think it damaged their total buy rate.

Scottbros... It's our time.

The Face of Boxing.

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Zhang walking out now, get in here China bros!

>i dont like peoples diets!!!
fucking weirdo. Vegannelo going modo beastia

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>39 year old prospect

Fuck, I hate Diamante...Diamante

DAZN said I would pay $80 and they just tried to take out $95. WTF?

JANNIES DO YOUR FUCKING JON AND BAN THE ZOOMER HALF BREED

You guys wanna link the good sekret stream before the normies arrive

"tiananmen square"

That's the Taylor-Serrano tax. An extra 20% of each PPV purchase is added to fund equity with women's boxing. Thank you Eddie Hearn.

Lol, some guy in the previous thread had a similar problem getting overcharged.

Captcha: ARTH0

Job*

the chink looks like hes made in biolab

I SAID

THE DIVES START NOW

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Damn that was fast as fuck

Kek
Not even worth the slur.

Lmao, please be joking.. wtf is this shit.

Good thing I tried to pay with my Cash app virtual card that I put just enough money to cover the fight, just for situations like this. Scumbags. Not getting my money at all now.

Chinaman BVLL buck breaking kino

The ring looks massive

BUCK STATUS: BANGED

BIG BANG

Where’s Rod?

I went to bed at 9pm Bong time planning to wake up at 4:45am and watch the fight, but instead I woke up at 12am after having a weird dream where a heavily bogged Courtney Cox found my Fleshlight and started teasing me with it. I can't get back to sleep so I've filled up my Sports Direct mug with the finest Nescafe Gold and will tough it out

Also obligatory UFC=shit

Im glad it is, gives bivol a better chance at moving around.

Dammit I looked away for one second!

Imagine paying 70 USD for this

corner girl kinda cute

Asian hate status: Stopped

You know what...
Thats pretty fucking racist and Im NOT OKAY with that.

I think we know why Hrgobitch ducked

CHANGED

Dmitry Bivol Punches Landed vs Punches Absorbed against his last 5 opponents:

Umar Salamov: 247 - 35
Craig Richards: 234 - 76
Lenin Castillo: 188 - 98
Joe Smith Jr: 208 - 39
Jean Pascal: 217 - 60

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kek alexanders face during the KO, guy was in another universe

Holy shit that slowmo KO is webm worthy. Buck BROKEN.

Alright Yea Forums anons what should I get to eat before the main event begins?

tim poo broke his hands

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TIL meheecans can't take banter

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How was Bivol against Salamov bros? I didnt get to see it live, did he look sharp?

lel what did he say to hrgobitch

China Numba Wan

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This is spam. Do your job janitors

He looked okay. But he was getting tagged more than he should have. He hasnt looked great since the Joe fight.

Chinese ko webm?

He's looked good against everybody

Sour cream and onion Pringles

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KIDNEY STATUS??

no
UDing bums is not "looking good"

>cropping her feet out

I dont know, but I hope someone makes one because it was kino

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Dominating everyone is. KOs are for fags

weating sneakers

Porter looks goofy frfr

CHINA NUMBAH WAN!
CHINA NUMBAH WAN!!

Seems he did it for bulking reasons. This nigga's cheat meals are sushi, tacos and some kind of beef soup

complete domination in a UD win>>> flukey KO win, cope with this fact how you will