Why did they bring an axe into space?

Link it instead

I want to axe her face. One of the worst characters in cinema history.

I remember.

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Where did her underwear go

It's really low on her hips

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fuck this picture is hot.

>Why did they bring an axe into space?
Planes have axes for fire or other safety reasons.
I recall a pilot I was talking to once mentioning airport security trying to prevent him from boarding a passenger plane with an acevhe needed for safety reasons. I have no clue why there wasn’t one slready on the plane.
A large spacecraft the size of the one in Alien though it would make sense to have an axe.

Just a note though.
Technically, that is a Hatchet, and more soecifically, a half hatchet, or shinglers hatchet, or maybe a roofers hatchet.
The nomenclature is a bit confusing.

Kino panties placement that.

Its a really good multipurpose tool - I always had to carry one as part of my Innawoods kit when I was on the job for gas probing. Half axes are fantastic because they are small, can cut (blade), if turned backwards can act as a hammer (flat back end), can be used to split wood/cut ropes/etc as an axe weapon, and heck even used as a splint/tourniquet for a minor fracture in an absolute emergency as well as used like a crowbar for wedging.

You're tellin me

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Flat as a board

To cut the mooring ropes space pirates would fire at the ship to help them board.

Holy shit I though Humikane made this up. What do I type in to amazon to find a pair?

Space axe threads were comfy.

To mask their BO.

She would look much better in a thing or swing back, the band across the cheeks makes her look fla.t

Bush is best.

She's got her back arched up instead of down. She needs to stick her ass out. She's got a small rush but it's not completely flat. I've been with extremely petite Asian girls with tiny asses, but when they bend over right the ass looks pretty round

The only time she has ever looked attractive is in Galaxy Quest

To use as weapons against an invading force, d'uh.

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Oh no!Rosenritters

Cant improve on a good fire axe,duh. Then Prometheus came and made a sci fi axe

Space Tree Nigga

Poor user giving a nice and good reply to a dumb troll thread

>spaceshneckts

laser cutters from Dead Space seem more practical

It's a good tool, you never know when you need one, and it doesn't take up much space.

axes dont run out of power EVER.

>axe like a 12 year old boy

what makes her the worst?

>axe the alien
>get showered in acid blood

What is even the point?

She's a woman

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>fighting back is a bad thing if you get injured aswell, so instead, you should let your predator do to you whatever it pleases

you are from sweden, arent you?

even my MGTOW friend likes Ripley. Yea Forums incels are such tryhards

>being this new

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Follow the reply chain idiot.

Most likely just a woman.

I bet you would try to smother a fire with gasoline wouldn’t you dipshit?

What a stupid question. Ships underway have to do repairs. How else are the going to get more lumber for the hull?

>A giant fucking mining ship
>surprised a basic tool is on board

Are you retarded?

It's called a hatchet.

damn bro i wanna succ those nips and put pene in vagene whos with me

What ever happened to the bush? Today is just a niche fetish practiced by losers, looking back 30 years ago it was a completely normal thing.

>no ass
>bush
YUCK!

>"user, if you won't stop staring at me, i'll have to chop your morning wood."

>not before i put it in your turdcutter miss ripley

A bet they had a wood planer too didn’t they fuckface? Probably a tire jack and hand drill too.

They weren’t fucking Amish.

>a bet

>”losers”
>pedophiles who like a child pussy
Pick one pervert.

faggot

hank hill

sigourney weaver looks like THAT?!

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>faggot

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40 years ago yes

gib pusy

It's supposed to be in the future, so the axe would have to be a laser axe. Are YOU retarded?

>picture doesnt even mention grammar
You retard, you big oaf.

>ad hominem
Jesus Christ go the fuck back to school

>y-you cant s-say dat, its on my speshul list of things you are not allowed to say pls no hurt my feefees
Big fat retard, I can feel you mouthbreathing through my screen.

I'm no girl but that doesn't look comfortable.

its not, she left it like that to seduce the alien

Ships all carry axes for damage control purposes, mostly for clearing debris or opening damaged doors.

Kys

Why did she have panties on?

Why don't you have panties on?

No white woman has a good ass.
They just don't.
White women have the best tits, that's where you're supposed to look.
If you like ass, you really need to look for a black woman, they're the only ones with good ones.

I miss Wheatposting. Farmer Xenomorphs always made me laugh.

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>implying a pre-pubescent child genitals look anywhere close to a woman's even if she is fully waxed.

they dont, you virgin

Oh my god fuck off