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ITT: Yea Forums makes Saw traps
Dominic Walker
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Nolan Gonzalez
nice try lionsgate, you're washed up
Jordan Parker
Suck the vitreous fluid from user's eyes to retrieve the key before the trap activates.
Bentley Long
I was in stitches the other day reading that thread of poor reasons for being trapped
Jace Myers
A corrupt jewish executive is forced to watch two healthy blond haired, blue eyed Europeans make love in the missionary position with the aim of procreation for hours on end.
Luis Anderson
You are trapped in a room and there is only one way out. You have an infinite amount of time to escape but there is only one way, there is a female in the room also, and she like you, also can never starve nor thirst. In order to escape you have to convince her to have sex with you. You are not allowed to rape her or the scenario automatically resets quantumly. You are stuck here forever
Wyatt Wright
>The sex doll that lies in front of you has been infected with a random STD. It could be deadly, or a rather minor disease. Finally "have sex" or do not, the choice is yours.
Samuel Martin
First you lick it’s pussy just yo make sure it’s safe then you fuck it if your mouth feels fine after 10 seconds.
Also on a side mote how the fuck did Jigsaw get so good at surgery? I remember in one of the movies he literally put a fucking key behind one of his victims eyes but they could still move the eyeball. He should be an all-star surgeon and not a murderous psychopath (whats the difference amirite?)
Jason Jackson
Yea Forums poster is locked in a trash compactor and the only way to get out is to jack off and coom to non blacked porn
Jack Anderson
No evil
>Get racist Huwite man
>Have him feet first in a wood chipper
>Force him to cut off/gouge eyes, tongue, and ears
>Wood chipper will activate for 5 seconds every minute
>Black protagonist hero Has the chance to save him or let him die
>"Better you dan me muh Fugga! Die Hawnkey white man!!"
>pulls lever to throw whitey through chipper
Daniel Young
Self preservation above all else. I'm white and I would pull the lever without a second thought.
Jacob Mitchell
Hello Sneedposters. I would like to play a game.
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Nathan Kelly
What with the Who Wants to be a Millionaire dramatic music in the background?
Noah Ross
>"Hello user, you have been posting on Yea Forums for years now. You refused to do anything worthwhile in your life"
>"I have locked a saw to your genitalia and a bear trap to your jaw."
>"Both locks require a code, a code wich you can only get by solving captchas. You only have time for one lock until the pc turns off."
>"You have to decide now user, do you want to seed or feed"
>"good luck"
Lucas Hall
oy vey, you've gone too far. delete
Landon Adams
>Shlomo Goldberg, you promoted racemixing and homosexuality. in the west for no reason other than your own profit
>The deactivation remote for the bomb collar you’re wearing has been surgically implanted deep in your colon and will only activate when detecting the semen of at least 20 different African-Americans
>Mix or die, Schlomo, the choice is yours
Jackson Mitchell
zoomer "humor"
Tyler Foster
A trap where a 300 pound weight falls directly on your stretched balls only to be crushed by a 1000 pound weight on your head
Mason Ramirez
A chair that forces you to keep sitting down to watch a movie all the way through
Ryan Ward
you walk into the room and the entire floor is a pressure plate that slowly goes down, and the key out of the room is on the end of a big maze and if the pressure plate drops too low it makes a very high pitched sound that permanently gives you bad tinnitus.
Grayson Fisher
And it's a Chantal Akerman movie
Joseph Hughes
Ryan Howard
Lmfao
Charles Clark
Shit idea. The person could just walk out the door.
Ayden Butler
the fuck? this is only from 2014? i thought it was older.
Ian Kelly
>Anonymous, you’ve been rude to your fellow 4channelers
>This giant sawblade will cut you in half unless you reply “based” to at least 20 different posts today
>Live or die, Anonymous
Jackson Bell
Jokes on you, I have a paypass
James Garcia
>piss myself so dick gets cold and retracts into stomach
>solve the captcha for jaw and check these
Cameron Morgan
A trap that forces you to sit down in front of your computer and argue or shitpost endlessly in an internet forum. You slowly rot your precious years away doing nothing productive, "living" in constant depression over the fact that you'll never truly be happy, because you ruined your entire life away chasing short-term happyness.
Just imagine, sounds truly horrifying doesn't it?
Henry Morris
You are trapped in a room with a fishbowl helmet. You are bound to a chair in a upright position. In front of you lays a computer with 4channels Yea Forums open. In order to avoid drowning in Jigsaws diarrhea piss, you have to make an off topic thread and get 100 (you)s before the janitor bans you.
Elijah Myers
you're trapped in a room with brad pitt. you have 3 minutes to put on a bruce lee mask and have to last 3 more minutes against him.
Cooper Nguyen
the cuckadorian who marries a space nigger who makes him give away his wookie
Sebastian Thompson
Your trapped in a room and their a device around your nick that can tell if it’s hard. You have to get hard before the day is over. Your a degenerate and only the most fucked up shit will do. You have your husband and some dry ice in the room. Will you fuck up his hands to get hard?
Ayden Parker
link? examples?
Juan Brown
Logan Barnes
Will Graham or whatever his name from the first movie was started helping him right afterwards and he was a surgeon.
Luis Watson
You're*
Gabriel Sanchez
my face is stuck in a woman's bush and i have to make her orgasm or i suffocate haha that would suck wouldn't it
Matthew Reed
Fag detected
Levi Morris
giving a woman oral is the most beta thing you can do in life besides thinking about it
Jaxon Parker
how do i unwatch a webm?
Ethan Price
yeah that's why it would be a saw trap, because I DON'T want it to happen haha
Liam Kelly
You sick, sadist fuck.
Gabriel Adams
>Hello Jake, I want to play a game
>Three months ago you refused to honor my coupon at Subway, even though it had only expired a couple of days before.
>Clearly you enjoy having people's hopes and dreams in the palm of your hand so you can crush them with technicalities, so I've prepared a test for you
>You can either crush your hands in the industrial vice you see before you, or you can drown in marinara sauce as it slowly fills the room.
>Live or die Jake, make your choice.
Joshua Stewart
I thought you were going to make a twist like "or I can put child porn on your computer" as if this actually happened to him
Luis Johnson
thats the SAW theme you fucking retard
Jason Barnes
>when you saw food you ate it
Robert Foster
I've honestly never seen a single SAW movie.
Jayden Butler
I love eating pussy if it doesn't taste like ass.
Eli Gray
supreme beta
Connor Lopez
I love vocaroo.
Bentley Hughes
lol fucking perfect
Jacob Thompson
Dominic Peterson
A machine that slowly pushes your face inside of Gal Gadots armpits haha that’d suck right guys anyone get any similar? Maybe even with Dua Lipa haha that’d be even worse
Aaron Turner
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Ethan Torres
Of course the jew has a weird body fetish.
Joshua Taylor
Based
Wyatt James
> you can rape her endlessly
> this is torture
Really
Blake Nguyen
>user, you have lived a life of living in both lanes. Jerking off to both Women and Men...yes men... its just a man with shaved legs in stockings, stop fooling yourself. Now, you must face your test.
>Will you be able to survive the hall of traps without getting getting an erection? Each time your get an erection is a cup of blood extracted from you. Begin.
Leo Flores
MORE FUCKING TIME
Jace Evans
Godspeed, user. Simpsons won
Blake Reed
youtu.be
>Hello femanon
>You have devoted your life into acquiring as many followers in your social media as possible
>You are now stuck in a room with your incel followers
>One of them holds the combination to the exit door's lock mechanism
>The password will be revealed as soon as you have sex with the correct incel
>Let the games begin