ITT: Yea Forums makes Saw traps

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nice try lionsgate, you're washed up

Suck the vitreous fluid from user's eyes to retrieve the key before the trap activates.

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I was in stitches the other day reading that thread of poor reasons for being trapped

A corrupt jewish executive is forced to watch two healthy blond haired, blue eyed Europeans make love in the missionary position with the aim of procreation for hours on end.

You are trapped in a room and there is only one way out. You have an infinite amount of time to escape but there is only one way, there is a female in the room also, and she like you, also can never starve nor thirst. In order to escape you have to convince her to have sex with you. You are not allowed to rape her or the scenario automatically resets quantumly. You are stuck here forever

>The sex doll that lies in front of you has been infected with a random STD. It could be deadly, or a rather minor disease. Finally "have sex" or do not, the choice is yours.

First you lick it’s pussy just yo make sure it’s safe then you fuck it if your mouth feels fine after 10 seconds.

Also on a side mote how the fuck did Jigsaw get so good at surgery? I remember in one of the movies he literally put a fucking key behind one of his victims eyes but they could still move the eyeball. He should be an all-star surgeon and not a murderous psychopath (whats the difference amirite?)

Yea Forums poster is locked in a trash compactor and the only way to get out is to jack off and coom to non blacked porn

No evil
>Get racist Huwite man
>Have him feet first in a wood chipper
>Force him to cut off/gouge eyes, tongue, and ears
>Wood chipper will activate for 5 seconds every minute
>Black protagonist hero Has the chance to save him or let him die
>"Better you dan me muh Fugga! Die Hawnkey white man!!"
>pulls lever to throw whitey through chipper

Self preservation above all else. I'm white and I would pull the lever without a second thought.

Hello Sneedposters. I would like to play a game.
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What with the Who Wants to be a Millionaire dramatic music in the background?

>"Hello user, you have been posting on Yea Forums for years now. You refused to do anything worthwhile in your life"
>"I have locked a saw to your genitalia and a bear trap to your jaw."
>"Both locks require a code, a code wich you can only get by solving captchas. You only have time for one lock until the pc turns off."
>"You have to decide now user, do you want to seed or feed"
>"good luck"

oy vey, you've gone too far. delete

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>Shlomo Goldberg, you promoted racemixing and homosexuality. in the west for no reason other than your own profit
>The deactivation remote for the bomb collar you’re wearing has been surgically implanted deep in your colon and will only activate when detecting the semen of at least 20 different African-Americans
>Mix or die, Schlomo, the choice is yours

zoomer "humor"

A trap where a 300 pound weight falls directly on your stretched balls only to be crushed by a 1000 pound weight on your head

A chair that forces you to keep sitting down to watch a movie all the way through

you walk into the room and the entire floor is a pressure plate that slowly goes down, and the key out of the room is on the end of a big maze and if the pressure plate drops too low it makes a very high pitched sound that permanently gives you bad tinnitus.

And it's a Chantal Akerman movie

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Lmfao

Shit idea. The person could just walk out the door.

the fuck? this is only from 2014? i thought it was older.

>Anonymous, you’ve been rude to your fellow 4channelers
>This giant sawblade will cut you in half unless you reply “based” to at least 20 different posts today
>Live or die, Anonymous

Jokes on you, I have a paypass

>piss myself so dick gets cold and retracts into stomach
>solve the captcha for jaw and check these

A trap that forces you to sit down in front of your computer and argue or shitpost endlessly in an internet forum. You slowly rot your precious years away doing nothing productive, "living" in constant depression over the fact that you'll never truly be happy, because you ruined your entire life away chasing short-term happyness.
Just imagine, sounds truly horrifying doesn't it?

You are trapped in a room with a fishbowl helmet. You are bound to a chair in a upright position. In front of you lays a computer with 4channels Yea Forums open. In order to avoid drowning in Jigsaws diarrhea piss, you have to make an off topic thread and get 100 (you)s before the janitor bans you.

you're trapped in a room with brad pitt. you have 3 minutes to put on a bruce lee mask and have to last 3 more minutes against him.

the cuckadorian who marries a space nigger who makes him give away his wookie

Your trapped in a room and their a device around your nick that can tell if it’s hard. You have to get hard before the day is over. Your a degenerate and only the most fucked up shit will do. You have your husband and some dry ice in the room. Will you fuck up his hands to get hard?

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link? examples?

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Will Graham or whatever his name from the first movie was started helping him right afterwards and he was a surgeon.

You're*

my face is stuck in a woman's bush and i have to make her orgasm or i suffocate haha that would suck wouldn't it

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Fag detected

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giving a woman oral is the most beta thing you can do in life besides thinking about it

how do i unwatch a webm?

yeah that's why it would be a saw trap, because I DON'T want it to happen haha

You sick, sadist fuck.

>Hello Jake, I want to play a game

>Three months ago you refused to honor my coupon at Subway, even though it had only expired a couple of days before.

>Clearly you enjoy having people's hopes and dreams in the palm of your hand so you can crush them with technicalities, so I've prepared a test for you

>You can either crush your hands in the industrial vice you see before you, or you can drown in marinara sauce as it slowly fills the room.

>Live or die Jake, make your choice.

I thought you were going to make a twist like "or I can put child porn on your computer" as if this actually happened to him

thats the SAW theme you fucking retard

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>when you saw food you ate it

I've honestly never seen a single SAW movie.

I love eating pussy if it doesn't taste like ass.

supreme beta

I love vocaroo.

lol fucking perfect

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A machine that slowly pushes your face inside of Gal Gadots armpits haha that’d suck right guys anyone get any similar? Maybe even with Dua Lipa haha that’d be even worse

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KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Of course the jew has a weird body fetish.

Based

> you can rape her endlessly
> this is torture
Really

>user, you have lived a life of living in both lanes. Jerking off to both Women and Men...yes men... its just a man with shaved legs in stockings, stop fooling yourself. Now, you must face your test.
>Will you be able to survive the hall of traps without getting getting an erection? Each time your get an erection is a cup of blood extracted from you. Begin.

MORE FUCKING TIME

Godspeed, user. Simpsons won

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>Hello femanon
>You have devoted your life into acquiring as many followers in your social media as possible
>You are now stuck in a room with your incel followers
>One of them holds the combination to the exit door's lock mechanism
>The password will be revealed as soon as you have sex with the correct incel
>Let the games begin

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