Oh no its the democratic candidates!

oh no its the democratic candidates!

Attached: simpsons-troll-trump-democratic-chorus-line__large.jpg (1920x600, 181K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

fuck simpsons

sneed

Sneed

Attached: 1562743138896.png (1000x1256, 1.41M)

Sneed gaaang

look at that ugly nigger simpson. DISGUSTING

why do they always portray Trump as small? dude's over 6 feet.

Sneedocratic sneedidates!

glad i stopped watching this shit 20 years ago

Do the Sneedsons expect me to recognize all of them?

Groening should post feet pics, so we can decide if that massage story is real.

>equal pay
They have that

God why is nu-simpson so bad ?

Attached: 1566745048446.jpg (687x768, 163K)

imagine being a white liberal in 2019

>bart's blank stock smile
It's amazing how soulless modern sneedsons is

if I remember correctly someone stepped on the flag when they won the game

Attached: 1562800811958.png (1000x1256, 1.36M)

You don't understand: if a woman play's football for the US even if nobody watches it she should have the same pay men playing for the US have.

As a straight white working male, give me on reason to vote democrat.

Keep in mind before you post:
>liberals don't have a solution to global warming - renewable energy is too unsustainable and costly, carbon taxes cause large companies to outsource production to China... which have less environmentally friendly means of production
>globalists don't care about keeping manufacturing jobs in America, which employ working whites en masse
>not everyone wants a gender studies degree or to work at Google
>no I will not pay for your gender studies degree
>America has a problem with lung cancer, alcoholism, and obesity - and universal healthcare would only further increase our current tax over-expenditure on healthcare, creating a zero sum game for healthy individuals in favor of those digging their own graves
>despite what libbys want you to believe, I'm making more money now than before due to corporate/income tax cuts
>Dems don't care about illegal immigration, no matter what setbacks trump has had - he would still outdo them in this regard
>I don't care about identity politics
>I don't have white guilt

cringe

I'm not saying that this is controlled opposition or that the American Government secretly funded this but I will say: if I was the head of a country, this is exactly the type of "criticism" I'd want. Think about it. Offering no actual arguments against my government, poorly written and poorly produced to the point it's an embarrassment to whoever was making it, having no entertainment value whatsoever and associated with a property that hasn't been popular for decades.

Just saying. It makes you think.

Attached: 1537607522861.png (1271x769, 2.44M)

>Keep in mind before you post: I am a massive fag

Attached: matt_groening_cartoon-1024x902.jpg (1024x902, 164K)

Based

>you'll be able to fuck kids in a matter of years
>Competing in sports with currency prizes as women no questions asked
>Entertaining chimp-outs on the regular
>Fuckboi trannies

S

They're actually overpaid if you consider how much money the sport draws.

N

and only one had a line because NO ELECTABLE PERSONALTY.

Eat that 2 scoops of shit on an cone, Matt. You failed because failure was the only choice your party gave you.

Attached: 1563818843892.gif (1100x450, 110K)

so equal pay for male fashion models too, even if noone gives a shit about them?

Was everything always this political?

Yes

Imagine if you fell into a coma in 1998 and you saw Bart in an advertisement with a bunch of women's soccer players just standing there, looking proud of them
holy fucking shit, if this were the 1996 US Women's Team he would be fucking pranking them or laughing or some shit

>literally who
>literally who
>literally who
>Buttigieg
>literally who
>Trump
>literally who
>literally who
>literally who
>Kamala Harris
>Joe Biden
>Bernie Sanders
>Elizabeth Warren
>Cory Booker
>literally who
>Andrew Yang
>Bill de Blasio?
>literally who

k

No wonder television is cancer

Imagine beingthe national female soccer team and you lose to 15 year old boys

You have whataboutism and talk like a youtuber who only attacks but doesnt give out your actual views as a republican/russian

The problem with your line of thinking is that mindless normies are actually convinced by this sort of criticism.

sanders or warren would break up disney

Imagine not knowing the full story that the starters werent there and they were young college kids in the match.
Typical Republican, doesnt research what actually happen and only reads the headline.

Is that Tulsi on the far left?

>redditor
>accusing anyone else of only reading headlines
>having a republican boogeyman
Typical

>warren

I don't believe you

dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3609949/Matildas-lose-7-0-Newcastle-Jets-15s-Rio-Olympics-warm-up.html

Imagine being this much a lying faggot.

WE

Because he loves Lisa so much and he knows if she was real her feminist heart would be broken by Hillary losing HER TURN and Bill was the president during the only period people watched his show.

See. Doesnt know anything, immediately attacks. Good ol Republican tactics. Its why Trump loves the uneducated. You follow like a sheep.

Is there any particular reason some people get their feet as bad as his were described?

>dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3609949/Matildas-lose-7-0-Newcastle-Jets-15s-Rio-Olympics-warm-up.html
Thats not the American team dumbass. Who gives a shit about Australia?

The Simpsons is still the most relevant television show on Yea Forums and these threads only prove that.

being an old fat fuck, probably doesn't pay attention to the health of any part of his body.

Matlida's scored 3 goals against the USA's female team you fucking dick eating cunt, therefore 14 year old boys>Female soccer players

I like how no ones been able to give you a solid rebuttal. Kudos user.

Plenty of "educated" liberals work at Starbucks. Not very impressive considering tradesman make quadruple their pay.

the 4th from the right is probably Beto O' Rourke

This won't age well

>oh no it’s the A24 slow burning psychological horrors
>i can’t be the first one to be scared
>there’s not even any jumpscares!

>liberals don't have a solution to global warming - renewable energy is too unsustainable and costly, carbon taxes cause large companies to outsource production to China... which have less environmentally friendly means of production
nuclear power
>globalists don't care about keeping manufacturing jobs in America, which employ working whites en masse
true but the republicans are globalists as well.
>America has a problem with lung cancer, alcoholism, and obesity - and universal healthcare would only further increase our current tax over-expenditure on healthcare, creating a zero sum game for healthy individuals in favor of those digging their own graves
healthy social services create healthy people. the health problems in america are spiralling out of control precisely because there's no affordable way for people to be healthy -- statistically even if you maintain your good health in every conceivable way it's not at all unlikely that you'll have a problem that requires hospitalisation and surgery. luck of the draw. universalised healthcare is more cost-effective in the long run.
>Dems don't care about illegal immigration, no matter what setbacks trump has had - he would still outdo them in this regard
trump perhaps has made a more potent part of the political conversation. the border wall is a paper dragon, ineffective and meaningless. trump is a businessman, he has no real stake in reducing immigration and outsourcing apart from whether it will bring him votes -- the imagery of seeming to be tough on immigration is enough (like the conservative Howard govt in Australia which made a spectacle of preventing "boat people"while increasing the number of economic migrants let into the coutnry).

I'm not American, I hate the Democrats and I'm relatively social conservative. But there's no reason to ally yourself with the Republicans. Vote for them as the lesser evil if you like, but don't let yourself become a credulous idiot.

*made immigration a more potent part of the political conversation

Dems don't want nuclear power
Trumps isn't a neocon, he's more isolationist nationalist
Easier access to healthcare would decentivize ppl from acting healthier because now it's suddenly "free", especially in a country promotes the idea of "fat-shaming". And healthcare would be cheaper with less government intervention that has resulted in inflation from over regulation and over subsidization
Trump will still do more to fight illegal immigration, no matter what the headcanon is for liberals

>russian meme
Wait do people unironically believe that stuff?

Is the media still trying to pull a hit job on Gabbard?

Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't vote for Bernie that doesn't include his age, jew blood, or commie smears.

Not only the media, the DNC itself is. She is polling higher than 2% (requirement to make next debate stage) in over 20 large polls. Unfortunately, the DNC decides which polls count and have decided the 20+ national polls where she is leading don't count. They literally make up the rules on the fly in order to keep certain candidates out of the public eye. Shit is fucking disgusting. To think that everyone loves to blame the russians for election interference, but we have people doing worse shit in our own country. Biden will get the nomination whether anyone likes it or not, because that's what the DNC wants.

*where she is polling higher than 2%
Not leading, sorry

>Dems don't want nuclear power
True. But any action is better than none. The effects of climate change will be more deleterious than the measures taken to prevent it. Not advocating you vote for the Democrats, just that the Republican approach to climate change is not something worth defending.
>Easier access to healthcare would decentivize ppl from acting healthier because now it's suddenly "free", especially in a country promotes the idea of "fat-shaming".
The current cost of healthcare disincentives people from sorting out their health issues: most people will need medical at some point. The prominence of "alternative medicine" signifies this. Fitness and diet are a big part of the equation but not the only one -- keep in mind the giant role mass consumerism and corporate opportunism have had on public health (smoking as an obvious example). Obesity was an inevitable side effect of increasing sedentarism, industrialisation, and material abundance, but the free market doctrines of countries like America have intensified its effect.
I think you are over-estimating the prominence of the "fat shaming" thing. I have not really seen it since 2014 in cringe pictures taken from tumblr. The body positivity stuff seems to be concentrated in colleges populated by children of the elite and the middle classes, who are statistically more healthy and thin and are probably more financially able to burden the costs of healthcare.
>And healthcare would be cheaper with less government intervention that has resulted in inflation from over regulation and over subsidization
Uncertain. Not the case in other countries with greater nationalisation of healthcare as far as I know.
>Trump will still do more to fight illegal immigration, no matter what the headcanon is for liberals
Probably. It might be better if /pol/ people focused on creating an alternative rather than investing their energies in parliamentary politics. But then again, that might amount to nothing either.

Because he is a hypocrite that won't pay his staff 15/h?

all politicians are hypocrites, Jesus Christ
I don't even like Bernie but that's not a good enough reason to dislike these reprobate scum, come up with something better, like his "War on Whiteness" campaign

Please god almighty if Dems have to win let it be...
> Yang / Tulsi
They are by far the most reasonable canidates.

Yang is socialist-ish but isn't "RAPE THE RICH IN THE STREETS/Bread lines are a good thing" about it like Bernie.

Neither are a walking "your racist if you disagree with me on any subject whatsoever" like the evil cancers that are Harris & Booker.

Attached: zzzreacts (80).jpg (2160x1920, 191K)

Because he's a bitch that got repeatedly fucked over by Hillary and went back for seconds each time. Seriously, if a man can't fight like a mad dog for his own presidential campaign, why would you want him in the White House? So he can "graciously" lose to the oligarchs he supposedly wants to curtail?

If those guys are the best the democrats can offer then Trump will win the popular vote this time

Remember that episode where Bart joined a gang of feminists, then Lisa got angry at him for being a feminist, then it turned out the feminists were just using Bart for their own means, then Lisa joined the feminists, then Bart sprayed "fuck the patriarchy" on a wall and that was the entire episode?

>Not advocating you vote for the Democrats, just that the Republican approach to climate change is not something worth defending.

Why is the Republican push for nuclear power wrong?

Are the Republicans pushing for nuclear power? Then nothing. Climate change denial is cringe though.

It's not, it's going to be Kamala.

...

She just dropped 5 points last week.
It's going to be Biden, although I'd prefer Bernie.

Fox news bitches about tv shows being liberal and shit meanwhile

Hmm... Why is Homer a white male mind you hijacking the black power gesture?

No one is pushing for actual solutions. Maritime shipping is a huge contributor to global carbon output but no one seriously talks about reeling that back.

because emperor cheeto gets asshurt by it

She's a reliable political chameleon so could be trusted to turn on a dime and go full moderate, you're right.

>No Epstein

Guys get paid $500 to have sex with fat women when?

Hillary 2.0

>Maritime shipping is a huge contributor to global carbon output but no one seriously talks about reeling that back.
Trump and his pants on head poop in diaper retarded trade war will unintentionally help with, costing thousands of american jobs along the way but hey #MAGA and all that am I right?

Homer Simpson would never give a shit about a female soccer player.

youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
...Simpsons already did it?

Attached: giphy.gif (480x362, 366K)

>asks why should vote democrat
>immediately commit a few fallacies while attempting to claim that's what he's doing (a fallacy in itself)
>inadvertently admits he believes disproven slander
What did he retard by this?

...

This is almost as stupid as the dude attempting to prove global warming by responding to inquiries for evidence with more questions.

You can't just meme your way into making sense. You have to try.

Wait, age the simpsons pro-democrats?

>climate change

Attached: climatechange.jpg (1600x1150, 333K)

Such bullshit. Trump’s policies have lowered unemployment in the United States, but go ahead with your version of reality. Trump is still an asshole that must be voted out of office for other reasons, but not because of trade wars.

They poll at a collective 2%, no point getting your hopes up

youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
Missing the point, the point is that these are all jokes we've heard before.

Attached: nMLeyVa.gif (500x372, 496K)

my toes are on their way to nastiness.
I kinda fixed them once but they got gross again shortly after so I said fuck it.

>97 replies without a "formerly" joke
this is sad

It'd be nice to recognize the ones I recognize in the real world. I think I know which ones are the butt mayor and crystal healing orbs lady, but I'm not sure.

How much will you bitch and moan when trump goes in for round 2?

Why, is there something wrong with our global carbon output? If our impact as an entire species makes up less than 2% of carbon output, what type of impact would any action on our part have on "global warming".

What's wrong with them user?

a lot of mad fags itt but no rebuttals to this

Answering the question directly would immediately lead to defeat.

Attached: norbradprease.gif (288x136, 338K)

Whoa, Ms. Marvel is a presidential candidate??

>not even election season
>daily muttpolitics threads
i was not prepared

Attached: 1561412931736.png (640x480, 360K)

Only Bernie and Tulsi Gabbard even mention ending the 7 wars/bombing campaigns the U.S. is orchestrating so of course they're going to be unpersoned by the DNC and the media as soon as possible. And when that happens I'd rather vote 3rd party than give support to the war machine. And we wonder why half the country doesn't vote.

Stinky
Yellowing
Big toe nails won't grow
Some fleshy bulbs that leaked would sprout but I solved that.

>muh global warming
>import shitskins at the same who breed like rabbits
What did liberals mean by this?

Attached: 1545508400360.jpg (1148x658, 98K)

but i saw a photo of a starving kid once :(

fucking having borders'n laws'n shit

It is election season. It begins over a year out for presidents.

Me too. My favorite is the one where the kid is face-planted in the surf like he just tried to do an ollie or someshit.

Attached: original.gif (500x280, 521K)

>As a sneedposter, I was unaware that people may have a vested interest in their future

they only want white people to stop having children

Attached: 1527903207033.png (1064x2240, 1.18M)

Kek

because Democrats are filthy liars. 72 genders, Russia hacked the election, Clinton never flew on Epstein's Lolita Express, etc.

Sounds like onchiomycosis. Common but troublesome. Have you seen a doc about it? Any other problems like ringworm?

the sneedchad only cares about feeding the seed

Ah yes, your average American, female-football obsessed white male.

>tfw communist
>the best option we have is Bernie
He scares the /pol/yps so I guess there's that

Attached: 84876bd7b37568d3b442e415095f5f653de7119859d813ab07fe7f4c4238deea.png (800x600, 207K)

Formerly enbiggens

>whataboutism
I love this word, it's a great word because it signals that you can completely disregard anything someone using it is saying, it saves a lot of time

>nuclear power
Dems are anti nuclear asshole

>But any action is better than none
Wrong
Actions that are going to cost a lot, negatively effect everyone's quality of life and achieve very little are worse than no action at all

The American women's team lost 8-0 to Dallas' U15 boys team.

great post user looks like no one can answer

if you're really a communist you'd have no candidates

haha his head is a dog xD
no really why have they reused that gag in literally every DURMPGH sketch they do

>he unironically thinks his vote matters

when will they learn

Because they're angry and can't help themselves.

Also remember they're the side that doesn't judge people based off physical attributes lol