MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD

fucking smashed I am lads
3 lagers 5 ales
watching motd through one eye

>Jenas

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And stop drinking Strongbow. Get some Weston's, infinitely better.

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Only drank it cos my friend bought it for me, honestly mate the discomfort I've had has been unbearable

sounds like a heart problem, get it checked out

My heart is fine it's whatever is in that shitty drink that's the problem

Wow this is a fucking walkover

wish they were showin the bristol rovers match. what a fucking day it was.

MOTD threads used to get at least 200 posts, state of it now. sad!

You should see thr MOTD2 threads. Its basically me and the hero who makes the threads

dont mix drinks

Poochester poonited

>mfw the commentator has already watched the game

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Used to drink ale and lager at the same time

missed that on quest. story of the day for me

Easily could have been 6-0 for Brighton.

Haven’t watched this show since Drunk Alan and “At the merment Gary” left

poochestsr poonited
old pooford

Would west ham be in the europa league final if lingard hadn't been a faggot and stayed at MU

Cucurella, new meme player?

Miss Hansen, don't miss Lawrenson

I’m surprised Lawrenson lasted as long as he did. Literally melted into a fat blob in his last few years

Surprised Brighton has enough football fans to fill a stadium

>desperately defending ronaldo
he didn't do shit either

Big catchment area

I found it amusing that he was clearly an England fan despite being a former Ireland international player.

They were talking about the season as a whole

I'd prefer lawrenson to jenas

>Place of birth Preston, Lancashire, England
well this might explain it

I'd prefer literally any female pundit over that poof Jenas

easy to look good when you're winning and disappear when you're losing

>Luka Deane

United would literally be mid table 10th or 11th if it wasn't for some of Ronaldo's performances this season. It's United's worst team since the one that got relegated in the 1970s.

>dinya

Are Alex

I don't really care now that most footballers are younger than me, but it looks like the posters who still loiter here are /brit/ mongs whose posts aren't worth listening to anyway. Thank you for your masochistic support of this thread.

>Aaron Lennon plays for Aston Villa now
Bloody hell; he used to be good once.

You are now aware that de Gea has conceded the same amount of goals this season as Newcastle who had second and third choice keepers for half the season. In fact only four teams conceded more goals.

I have no idea why people think he's good, let alone world class.

Lennon plays for Burnley pal

Problem with /brit/? Apart from the poo talk and tranny posting

yes and when they're not in control its a 10 man team because ronaldo doesn't do shit apart from finish. luxury player for such a shit team.

Have you seen United's defence this season? A goalie can only do so much, and he needs a semi competent defence to assist him.

Goalkeepers are unironically only as good as the players in front of them

Sorry don't agree, he's been carrying the team for most of the season.

LIVE FOOTBALL (WOMEN'S) TOMORROW

Yes. The #lad posting is cancer too. You're all on Yea Forums, friendless incels that you are. All this "phwoar lads Deano banged bare pills and pulled me fackin bird lads cor blimey me old china" LARP bollocks is embarrassing.

doesn't carry shit, just shoots a lot

Roy Hodgson has been managing football teams since 1976, mad

>England first choice centre back and France first choice centre back
Yes, how terrible. Cope harder. De Gea is a fraud.

Sorry not listening to this crap anymore, you clearly haven't watched many United games this season.

I know it's funny to laugh at Everton but I don't want to see them relegated, that's just sad. Send Burnley down instead

Believe it or not everyone here isnt a friendless incel

sorry to shit on your gay idol lad

Take your meds sunshine

pretty sure all of that is ironic mate

Doesn't matter what their status is, they have been terrible this season to the point where Maguire, United'd captain is now starting matches as a sub.

>61 posts
indicative of the fact that a show like motd is now hopelessly outdated as a concept
new generations can watch highlights of whatever they like whenever they like, on phones, laptops, TV. Let's be real, this show is purely a boomer novelty now. Be dead in ten years or sooner.

Burnley and Chelsea let my acca down. Gutted

Uncalled for, have a word with yourself pal

>and that's a good thing!

Has woy had a stroke?

Still shocked that Schlupp is a black guy

that James Corden rumour was fucking AIDS

shingles

Nothing wrong with a highlights show, but yes MOTD is a stale product at the moment and Lineker needs to fuck off and retire.

>burnley
Imagine putting them in your acca

would be better if they had better pundits. listening to jenas, shearer and lineker talk about anything is so fucking irritating

KSI and true Geordie need to take over. Spice things up

Can't take Jenas seriously, he won fuck all as a player and it feels like he's purely there for some kind of diversity quota

>KSI
Deary me

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>diversity this, diversity that

oh bore off rorke

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he says as the dire woman commentator starts shrieking

>this commentary
They're not even hiding it anymore, it's literally a woman sitting in a sound booth in Salford.

is the commentator for chelsea v wolves on helium?

You seem upset

>female commentator
Why is it so jarring?

I like it. It's comfy

He's there as the obligatory Spurs representation. Although I can't explain why Robbie Savage has a broadcasting career.

Chelsea owned by the american karl pilkington?

see that bristol rovers malarkey?

mental stuff

It's like when a woman turns up at a poker night, it just isn't right

>all those empty seats
lol, no chance at winning the league so their plastic fans don't turn up

What's fascinating is that all presenters and commentators for women's football are female

>Todd
Seriously?

It's disgraceful. Brian Moore and Gerald Sindstadt must be rolling in their graves.

Post examples of men's things that women will never get involved in

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Being trannies

Jonathan Pierce commentates on wimmins footy and I've seen Jenas as a pundit several times on it

Give it a year or 2 and the BBC will dig up a trans commentator from somewhere.

Women eat pork pies