Why do people make fun of small penises in films but old famous statues had men with small penises?

The Greeks liked the look more

you guys dont even know wtf you talking about

Greeks and classical artists made small penises as a way of represent mind over body, as in, an intelectual or spiritual person, above the depravities of the mundane world

a big penis was meant to represent the opposite of that, hence why you only see those in satyr sculptures and paintings (because satyr were sexual brutes that raped everything that moved)

it was greek cope

Is that really the size of white dick?

yes but im a grower, I personally think it's very convenient to be able to go from 1 inch to 7

funny since almost all greeks were openly gay or bisexuals

what about vaginas? really old sculptures of women had huge vaginas

Yeah, Yea Forumsposters are retards.....more at 11.

for a 5 meters tall guy, thats still small

that likely had something to do with a representation of fertility

N-no

you're in a stealth cuckold thread, the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood, only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

African influence on American society. Europeans/Asians still prefer small dicks, because that's all they have lmao tiny dicked pussies ahhahaa

why people here love being cucks?

that's a normal size though!

Can you post an example?

Those statues weren't build by jews.

Massive albino anaconda over here.

pompeii romans have the most lewd dick art

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Is that really the size of roman dick?

Because penises are ugly, the less of it the better. And art used to have to be beautiful.

And that's how the Unforgiven started.

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thats likely from a brothel so it was expected

very disturbing

how do i filter tripfags

PREE STARUE OF DARID ME HAR TIREE PEERIS

lmao is that a really old goatse?

I happen to have this lovely photo of a satyr but to me it looks like the female is enjoying herself

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>it's my first time

I have phimosis too :D

bump

Nigger for a flaccid dick that seems normal

tiny greek dicks: fact or fiction?

Wait so is that tiny tongue thing on top of those HUGE balls is the satyr's benis? I thought they had big beastly cocks?

A small dick was considered aesthetic in Roman culture. Men would also often sleep with other men, whom they preferred as lovers to women, whom they considered property.

If you had to stand for days, for hours at a time to pose for a skulptor your penis would shrink too.

how do I achieve davidmode bros?

Do girls really like the tiny peen?

No, the g spot is deep in a vaginal canal and you need a long thick dick to hit it.

About how deep?

Literally this.
The point of the statue was to celebrate the human form, not to make women and gays horny.

How do people not know what a flacid penis is?

Not to mention that the human penis is not aesthetic at all. It's a tube of flesh with some wrinkly hairy sacks underneath.

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I can't believe penis really so small

That's a god who'll fuck you with his big dick if you're a bad boy.

They had goat penises that they could contort to any angle they desired. So basically like one of those vibrators that is able to thrash around

3"

I think it might have also been that David was straight out of the gym. A hard work out makes me pee pee small. I have to admit.

My sister says she prefers smaller dicks like mine.

They're all women or teenage boys that are constantly semi-aroused.

If it is pink, yes.

all the spam about asians but look at his tiny white penis.

Why has almost nobody mentioned that penises in classical statues are flaccid, not erect
Are you all women?

Michaelchino was a twink lover

the romans were cumbrains.

Fuck off OP, small penises are fucking bad. There's 0 excuse to have one, die off

how much does she charge?

Why would someone choose to sculpt a tiny penis instead of a big one?

Yes.

No one actually preferred big dicks back then

>like mine.
how does she know about your small pp?

Legendary post

Because they have no homolust

something has to be done about these big vaginaed dames, they're getting away with murder

The penis would disappear over night.

The ancient Greeks were above juvenile and insecure tendencies like mocking each others masculinity

Uh yeah they did retard

t. hasn't read any Greek plays or dialogues

Why can't you people think this shit out logically? First of all, just because they found some representations of sex in ancient art, it doesn't mean that the whole society was one big orgy like you people seem to think. Secondly, of course when the society is prosperous there is going to be a lot more hedonism and degeneration of morals. It's not just about sex but a general lack of the ethics that keep a society together. Then obviously when the society starts noticeably going downhill you are going to get people desperately trying to save it. I don't know why you put the hedonist emperor's on the right side of the image, that doesn't help your point. What's important is what society values. People will always do evil/degenerate things but as long as most of us are trying to be better than things will get better slowly but surely. The opposite is happening right now.

Lift bro

Ugh it’s so unaesthetic to have an 8” like me

Small penis? That not good.

its not even small its just a grower obviously

what was pusy like in ancient times??

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Hairy and stinky

When did penises get bigger?

Small penises on statues means you there's less penis for you to look at. It's a obvious choice by a heterosexual sculptor.
You aren't gay or something, are you?

It's not about "some representations of sex in ancient art," it's about the society's attitude toward sex. Things which would be considered "hedonist" and "inappropriate" in our culture might not be in theirs. The sacred herma -- those pillars with the head busts and the penises -- were SACRED. You could be exiled for defacing them, a charge which hung over Alcibiades head and motivated his own exile. The Sacred Band of Thebes -- an army made up of homosexual lovers -- were SACRED. These aren't scribblings in a brothel, these are holy, everyday things: valued as an essential part of public existence. Eros was a god, not a demon. The point is that sex plays a vital role in human life, and a "pagan" attitude toward sex falls outside of the confines of our spectrum of hedonism-asceticism (theirs being a healthy, dynamic and vital sexuality rather than the anaemic cuck shamefulness of Protestant North Europeans).

The left side represents a society in which sex is a normal part of social life, normal. The right side represents a later civilisation in which sex and civic virtue were separate -- extreme repression and extreme expression.

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When the women took their clothes off

>tfw no antiquarian gf with nothing but a ragged loincloth barely covering her hairy pusy
how do i achieve this goal

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The ancient Greeks were truly an inspiring, magnificent and enlightened people.
A shame what Greece has turned into. Same with Italy.

probably so as not to distract from the rest of the statue

That's what happens when muslims take control of your country.

In the Greco-Roman world, the ideal of beauty for men is being hairless, thin, athletic, and with a small penis. Large dicks are most often found on ugly old men and barbarians, which suggests that they were viewed as grotesque. Stop watching tv brainlet and pick up a book

That's a normal size for a flaccid dick and considering it's also meant to be a young Jewish boy it's probably above average.

Why do women not understand how penises work ?

>uncircumcised Jewish boy

A surprisingly large amount of young women have literally never seen a flaccid penis

small penises were supposed to be "classy", "civilised" and "desirable"

only brutes and barbarians had donkey dicks

>Classical Greece, Rome and Renaissance Europe
>Modern day Jewish trash
Because the population and our influencers are now soulless and dumb as cattle

Michelangelo had probably never tried to have sex with a circumcised man before

A big penis means that the hero in question is lustful, he uses it a lot. A victim of his own passions that is not in control. Heroes cannot be that, they have to be in control and not depend of others. Besides, what are you going to do with a big dong, actually SATISFY women? Thats beta, women should throw themselves at the hero to satisfy him, not the opposite. That is why they thought it would be vulgar and inappropriate to make him well endowed.

Also, the sculptor could brag to the whores in the local tavern that he had a dick bigger than David.

Too much porn and a lack of a father figure

Lmao good post

Worlds first roastie?

Or maybe that was just the size of his dick? Looks like an average 18 year old dick

Red pilled

meanwhile in africa...nuff said

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because people became influenced by gayfaggots

>>dating is a faggotry
>>big dick worship is faggotry
>>anal/ass worship is faggotry
>>not having kids is faggotry
>>stds is faggotry
>>male grooming is faggotry

women act like gayfaggots

muh dick muhfugga

muy basado

Women don't care about penis size.

Grower > shower. When they depicted erect penises they were normal sized.

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>normal
>longer than his forearm; making it likely over 13"

What's up with you fags and penises.

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Maybe they were growers instead of showers

Seems normal to me? Is yours different?

>one is a timeless piece of art that will remain famous for eons
>the other is a poorly sculpted nigger
What did Earl mean by this?

Who told you that? Your mother?

Pagans were child-diddlers and beast fuckers
I, for one, am thankful for the destruction it has befallen on these savages

>the human penis is not aesthetic at all

>implying other animals penises are aesthetic

It's meant to suggest self-mastery and control over one's baser impulses, which in David's case I'd suggest is pretty fucking ironic.

Greece and Italy became weak and mismanaged long before the muslims arrived.
2000 years ago they were global superpowers gave the world democracy/mathematics/philosophy and Rome laid the foundation for modern civilisation in Britain/France and Germany.
Now they are both in debt without a hopeful future and they answer to a controlling power in Brussels

White women find horse and dog penises very aesthetic

Greeks loved that gay shit.

>2000 years ago they were global superpowers

hyperbole breh. it was a much more limited globe

Lol

Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.

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The Macedonian Empire reached to the Himalayas retard.

Do you have every single board on Yea Forums open or some shit?

Agreed, superpower is a term to strong to use for that time period. But at their peak, none could rival the Roman empire in military strength.

You absolute idiot. The Romans and Greeks considered large penises a sign of barbarism, that's why the statues have small penises they are enlightened penises.

And because it was actually a cult of personality it got dissolved some months after its leader died lmao

>Alexander "the great"
>"Look! I killed a million goatfuckers armed with sticks! Now neckbeards will worship me forever!!

swim, row, run

kys

No homo, but I prefer small penises. They carry a certain aesthetic.

Large penises are cumbersome

kys

It is possible to go full homo
You just went full homo

Also, a big dick in a statue made by a famous artist like that would be the target of every edgy-teen/political activist group/some drunks/etc and would probably be stolen and ruined the overall piece

“Ok, so like umm yeah... I’m ready to like totally settle down and stuff!! *happy scream noises amplified at a constant rate of {(virtue signaling) x (pointless bullshit)^3}

Google, eat, sleep and lift properly
And try to make this one of your last days on this autistic web so more time can be spent towards that

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My dude, you probably aren’t a virgin which makes it way more sad that I have to tell you this;
Porn =/= irl
You want dick go to a truck stop with a few holes busted in

I’ll never understand why people think typing in Ebonics somehow makes them less susceptible to bantz
Are you and the entirety of twitter trying to larp as childhood bullies or something to sound epic and cool?

Go have a really cold shower

blacks being jealous of civilization and culture?
thats a bit harsh Earl not all blacks are hateful

Maybe because it's actual hood niggas talking you racist prick

War never changes

Yes.

maybe Yea Forums not so bad a place anyways

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Greek men were obsessed with tiny dicks because they were obsessed with teenagers for some no homo reason.

Seems normal to me.