Hey Alan... get the FUCK out of my house!

>Hey Alan... get the FUCK out of my house!
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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>hey Alan, you slept with candy.
>yeah why.
>you might want to get yourself checked the results came back positive.
>meeeen

>Hey Alan. Did you see a sign outside that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"

>Laughter
>Laughter
>Laughter

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Of_Course_He's_Dead

Charlie, shown only from the back, approaches the beach house and rings the bell, but before anyone answers the door he is killed when the helicopter drops the piano on him. The camera then pulls back to reveal the series' set and Chuck Lorre, sitting in the director's chair. He says "Winning!", just before a second grand piano falls on him.

Chuck Lorre's signature vanity card, shown at the end of the episode, was as follows:[22]

I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn't get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight's finale. For the record, he was offered a role. Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only applied to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.

And then we would drop a piano on him. We thought it was funny. He didn't. Instead, he wanted us to write a heart-warming scene that would set up his return to primetime TV in a new sitcom called The Harpers starring him and Jon Cryer.
We thought that was funny too.

Former star Charlie Sheen did not enjoy the episode and launched yet another attack on Lorre, going so far as to threaten him saying, "That's just him. I don't care anymore. I don't care if he lives or dies. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Seriously, it doesn't even matter. To go that low and be that immature and that completely unevolved and that stupid? In my face, Really? You must feel safe, motherfucker. You must feel safe where you live. Damn!".[36][37][38]

Sheen was in the right

Sheen coming back, and resolving everything with his brother and nephew would have been good, plugging some other show was fucking stupid though. So was killing off a double.

Really two and half men should have been two or three seasons and then just ended with Alan getting his life back together and Charlie growing up.

Name a better sitcom than two and a half men of 2000 era?
That's right none of you can.

>Le TAAHM is bad meme

The seasons up until Chelsea are objectively comedy kino.

mfw I watched Hot Shots! for the first time in yeeeeeears and saw Cryer was in it as well as Sheen.

She was pretty hot though.

>Hey Alan, you owe me $5
>But Charlie, I'm poor
>*laugh track*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

frasier may have started in the 90's but it didn't end until 2004 and frasiers worst episode is still better than two and a half mens best

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It wasn't 2000s show and no it wasn't better.

>jack did you just hear us talk about sex?
>i am stupid and hungry
Mennnnn

120091260
>yeeeeeears

Yeah, Lorre felt safe where he lived - and should have.

the big bang theory, season 1 to 5

I'm not contranian like Yea Forums who shits on that show and I will agree that first 2 seasons were great but no way they were better than meeen

>plugging some other show was fucking stupid though
No it would have been good

All the tiger blood and the media hanging out at charlie's house while he fucked porn stars was the best part.

It was good until charlie left

I had an idea for a show

Jake has a bunch of spiders for a school project
Charlie does not like them
Jake has to hide them but he messes up
Spiders get out, scare Charle

>It's real
Holy shit

HA HAAA

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Malcolm In the Middle

>Holy shit

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>wasn't better.
fuck off pleb. quit whining because your shit comedy got called out.

dumb fuck zoomer

They should have just brought Charlie back, Lorre is a sensitive little bitch

They should have made The Harpers as well.

the only issue would be kutcher, not sure if he would want to leave, there could have been disputes

he should never have been included. it turned the show to shit.

>kutcher
fuck that cuck

>Alan move out of my house
Meeeen

Thats some small legs for a grown ass adult.Why are white "men" like this?

I'll never understand how grown straight men sit like this. Do your penises no exist?

>grown ass adult.
Are you a nigger or do you just play one on the internet?

King of Queens

check out charlies real name

>*charlie fucks a woman in front of Glen*
>Glen has a panic attack and stays up to 4am while listening to Charlie fucking
>Glen pays rent
Meeeennnn

I ain't cleaning that up t. berta
>meeen

Good. Charlie deserved to be shit on for abusing the hottest piece of ass for all of 2008-2010.

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>Alan, your kid is a fucking retard
MEEEEEEEN

She was a fucking whore

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It's curious how she end up so well, Married with 2 kids and having a good life.

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Name ONE funny thing from Frasier.

who the fuck is glen?

don't capitalise words in the middle of the sentence reddit nigger

I'd unironically rather watch Everybody loves raymond

Why did Frasi and Nilsier speak with British accents?

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what show are you talking about? Obviously fucking Glen from Two and a half men

Seasons 1-6of it’s always sunny

That’s a mid 90’s one ho

Because they were better than you and I

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>that episode where Charlie, Alan, Herb, the pizza guy and Michael Clarke Duncan are just hanging out at Charlie's house
Unironically pretty comfy, at least up until the end of the episode revolves around Charlie leaving the party to go smooth things over with Chelsea

Wasn't that Charlie, Elvis Costello, Sean Penn, Harry Dean Stanton and Bobby Cooper?

>Hey Alan, I have AIDS
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy

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BASED

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> Charlie, shown only from the back, approaches the beach house and rings the bell, but before anyone answers the door he is killed when the helicopter drops the piano on him. The camera then pulls back to reveal the series' set and Chuck Lorre, sitting in the director's chair. He says "Winning!", just before a second grand piano falls on him.

Holy fucking shit this is absolute garbage.

I hate sitcoms so much

Get out of my thread.

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White "meeeeen"

lorre is one of the worst people in hollywood

>Hey Alan
>Yea Charlie?
>Get out
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAB

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this

no

charlie sheen era TAAHM is the one exception I make

I can do whatever the FUCK I want to

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I liked when she was revealed to be the head witch

>We thought it was funny

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Remember when, because the character's terminally ill actor called him a jew, Chuck Lorre killed Charlie and wrote that he had been burning in hell for several reasons, only to reveal he was alive and had been tortured for years into a murderous mental state until he is stopped from killing the cast by being crushed under a falling piano, only to immediately cut to Chuck Lorre directly disowning the actor and the character in plain words, explaining that the wages of drug use and disrespect towards others is death?

Why did everyone enjoy mocking and deriding the coping mechanisms of a terminally ill man dying from AIDS?

>Meeeeeeeeen

>chuck lorre
>cbs
>

Those seasons were great. Sheldon was a completely different character.

Chelsea had kino boobs. Also Jenny mccarthy was hot as fuck

More like Season 1 to 3.

How I met your mother

>what's mom gonna wear?
>shut up.

Kino episode.

>How I met your mother
Faggot shit for 90s born queers

I'm sorry you have no taste

It's for holes and homos, just like friends.

>"can you please not hit on my friends mom ?"
>"geez Jake, why would i do that?"
>hot milf arrives
>meeeeennn

Dharma and Greg you flaming faggot.

Faggot shit

That show was the best thing Lorre ever did and every one of the rest of his successful sitcoms borrowed heavily from the same toolbox but were just dumber.

Also who doesn't enjoy a 6 foot tall blond

It no good like Sopreddit and The Wireddit

Lesbian homework session is a classic that I still like to revisit to this day.

So be it.

>What was your first unconventional sex(anal)?
>Alan: judith
>Herb: hey me too
>Charlie hey me too, jk zing zing
Meeeeeen
That was first season and was called support group, that other one was like in seventh or eight season.

>I told you to stay away, now you will have to pay for it
>Is that a threat
>No it's a promise
>What's the difference
>I don't know
Men men men manly men meeeen

That 70s Show

dat be fag shit

Actual spaniards are huwhite

>Donna
>Jackie
>Kitty

Raymond is kino
1996-2005 I believe

>Hey dude forman am I right lol
>Just get high lmao it is funny
One of the most overrated shitshow

>Just like our killer....we'll have to take a stab at it

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Seasons 1-7 of Men are top tier comfy TV for me.

Even the Chelsea seasons are still funny. Sure she's annoying but its still funny.

Hell even the Kutcher era has some funny eps here and there.

he really did have girly legs

>While in Paris, Rose caught Charlie in bed with a hooker, a mime, and a goat. When Charlie caught up with her at the train station, she tried to avenge his infidelity by pushing him into the path of an oncoming train, but the goat ended up taking the fall instead.

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Sitcoms are unironically easier and comfier to watch than dramas. Especially when you realise all the shit that goes on in the real world.
Sitcoms have more re-watch value too.

Jenny on this show was crazy hot.

it no good like Sopreddit or Wireddit

Imagine being this much of a pleb. The entire first season was fantastic. The best episode was probably Donna beating Eric at basketball with the subplot of Red losing it over having his hours cut at the factory.

They didn't speak with British accents they spoke with upper class American accents

Too many bad episodes to be considered good.

A show staying on past its prime doesn't destroy the old episodes unless you are building up for a payoff. An example of this is season 2 and 3 of lovesick.

This scene actually made me laugh

Yep, becker was another one for me

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Hell no the show dipped in quality way before that

Season 1-Season 4:

>Charlie: carefree bachelor who has to come to terms with newfound responsibility when his brother and nephew move in
>Alan: hardworking dad down on his luck who still always tries to be a good person
>Jake: underachieving kid with wit that matches that of adults

Season 5 onwards:

>Charlie: alcoholic sex addict who despises his brother
>Alan: pathetic manbaby creep who uses everyone around him
>Jake: retard who farts

>The jerk store called. They're running out of you!

>So Charlie, the results came back
>Are you positive?
Meeeeeeeeeeeen

Is there any other character in history who gets shit on as much as Alan? When I was a kid I always thought this show was way meaner to him than any other show was to any of its characters.
>the one where he has to go to Jake's school because Jake drew a pic of a girl with big tits
>he tries to chat to the girl's mother but she finds him creepy
>principal turns out to be a butch lesbian and he gets completely btfo'd
>they call him a pathetic little man
Feels like something out of Peep Show than a fairly mainstream comedy

>You must be boobie's mother
Meeeeeen

And after Charlie quit
>Alan: flamboyant psycho that might actually be gay and grosses and creeps on everyone around him
>Jake: pothead beavis and butt-head copy

She's eating out Sarah Paulson's muff while this thread is still active.

>I hate your face, your hairstyle and your ADDRESS
>

Never cross a Jew.

>Hey charlie, I think there's a woman drowning on the beach down there
>Oh wow let me check it out with my telescope. Damn.
>What? Is she ok?
>No, she's dead but with jugs like that you'd think she'd float better

MEEEEEEEEEN

youtu.be/zOE5PeKLeHg

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Look at those little AIDS legs of his. They’re so cute I just want to suck the delicious POZ blood out of them

>Alan u masturbate
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>Alan chiropractice is not medicine
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>Hey Alan, have sex.
[Laughing boomer dads]

All these long running series, comedy or else, always end up making their characters caricatures of themselves. Any series with no predefined run limit is an absolute waste of time, at least past its first couple of more inspired seasons.

Afternoon Everybody

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>Jake you farted
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>Jake you ate all of the foods
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>Jake you don't get sexual innuendo
FUCKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>Chuck Lorre managed to get work after this
So, this is the power of Jewish nepotism.

>american humor

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Best thread on Yea Forums right now

>Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about niggers, jews, spics and muslims
damn no wonder charlie didn't want to do this scene that was co-written by raimi

Scrubs

Is that an actual joke from the show? It sound like it would fit right in.

No I came up with it like 5 threads ago and repost it each time

Yeah the network didn’t want to cast Jon Cryer but Charlie went to bat for him.

omg Chuck Lorre. Hello. I'm a big fan.

youtube.com/watch?v=2KNi5WTgTbQ
Jon Cryer is a fucking tool. Imagine getting butthurt for being called a troll

>Alan: Charlie have you seen my dragon dildo? I wanna use it on Lyndsey tonight
Charlie: yeah, I think its in the closet
>Alan: I looked and it wasn't there
Charlie: I was talking about your homosexuality
MEEEEENNNNNNN

>LOOK MOMMY I DID IT AGAIN!!!

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>show becomes more degenerate with each passing season
MEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Is this picture shooped?
He looks like a twink.

The first few seasons of Stiffs were nice. I didnt like the alien twist in season 3

iasip

I think this show is funny

>Evelyn: sons i am disappoint
>Alan: mom no but can i borrow money
>Charlie: u soulles harpy ruined my life